Chapter 385: The Buddha Can't Talk About Him!
"What's the matter, wife, do you want to talk to me?" Lu Yifan said with a smile.
He Wen's silver teeth gritted lightly, and she was indignant in her heart.
I'm really not afraid that hooligans will fight, I'm afraid that hooligans are educated!
How can this dead pervert even be so awesome at Zen?
"Okay, even if you are good at Zen! But you are greedy and lustful, this is also an indisputable fact!" said Ha Wen angrily.
"If people are not greedy and lustful, how can human beings reproduce, and how can culture be passed on? This is human nature, and you are the same. Lu Yifan said, his eyes narrowed slightly, and swept over He Wen's plump chest.
This burning look reminded He Wen of the embarrassing scene of that day again, and she couldn't help but feel a burning hot body and an inexplicable liquid flooding her lower body.
"You're talking nonsense, I'm not like you!" said Hewen with a red face.
"I'm talking nonsense, then let me ask you, if you are a monk and one day you meet an ugly-looking woman, and she is about to die because of some situation, and you must have her to live for her to live.
In this case, do you go up to her, or don't you like her?" Lu Yifan said with a smile.
"What kind of hooliganism is this? If I were a monk, I wouldn't be able to touch women!
Are you, as a monk, going to her?" asked Ha Wen rhetorically.
Lu Yifan nodded solemnly.
"Ha, I'll just say you're greedy and lustful! You still don't admit it!" Ha Wen said proudly.
"No, I went to her to save her, and I don't have lust in my heart.
But you always talk about greed and lust, and you think about it all the time.
It shows that you have lust in your heart and lust in your heart.
If there is no lust and no desire, how can he not save that woman because of his own reputation?"
"You...... You're quibbling! quibbling!" Ha Wen said angrily.
"Amitabha, the river donor, when it comes to Zen, you are not at the same level as the deer donor, you should admit defeat. Shi Yongyi said with a smile.
This Buddhist master has spoken, if she Hewen quibbles again, wouldn't it be a disguised denial of Shi Yongyi's status in Buddhism?
Helpless, He Wen gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, Lu Yifan, count me out!"
"Yo roar, Mr. He, ah no, wife, I won't be in your class in the future, remember to give me a full score at the end of the semester. Otherwise, be careful to beat your ass for your husband!" Lu Yifan said with an arrogant smile.
"Wait!" At this time, Shi Yongyi spoke again, "Hewen is a poor monk who has been looking down on her since she was a child, she is not good at learning and art, and she loses to the donor, which is really a poor monk's poor teaching."
If these three or two sentences made the donor deceive Wenwen away, the poor monk was also very unwilling.
Why don't you come and talk to the donor?"
Hearing this, there was an uproar under the podium!
The students of Jiang University are all the elite among the students, how can anyone not know Shi Yongyi?
This is a Buddhist bull known as the son of the Buddha!
He has high attainments in Zen and Buddhism, and is known as the contemporary "Sakyamuni"!
"Hey, I said master, are we finished? Are you finished, the old man of Hezi will also discuss with me again, and then the principal will also discuss with me?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.
"Hehe, naturally not, there is only one poor monk, if you can win the poor monk, this family business, the poor monk will be fully supported!" Shi Yongyi said with a smile.
"Okay, then I'll talk to you!" Lu Yifan said domineeringly.
Tang Mengyao in the audience heard that her scalp was numb.
This is the son of a Buddha!
Even if you can win against your own homeroom teacher, you can't win this kind of contemporary Buddhism and Zen research to the top level!
Hezi was on the side, but he was unhappy in his heart: "This old bald donkey, I don't want my Wenwen to get married, right? Hmph, I'll see if I can't clean you up later!"
Ha Wen had a gloating expression on her face.
This Shi Yongyi is half of her master, and how high his attainments in Zen and Buddhism are, He Wen is clear in her heart.
I was bullied like this by Lu Yifan, and with his old man coming out, I will definitely be able to help me avenge myself!
"Lu Yifan, you wait, Master Buddha will definitely make you speechless!" He Wen glared at Lu Yifan and said secretly in her heart.
"Master, shall we start?" Lu Yifan said with a light smile.
But seeing Shi Yongyi take out a piece of calligraphy and put it in front of Lu Yifan, he pointed to a sentence on it and said, "Donor, please take a look." ”
Lu Yifan glanced at it and read out the above words: "The body is a Bodhi tree, the heart is like a mirror, always wipe it diligently, don't make it dusty...... This is the creation of a master?"
Shi Yongyi said with a little pride: "That's right, this is a verse written by me when I recited the scriptures the day before yesterday.
This also represents the path of the poor monk to seek Buddha. ”
The students, as well as Hezi and Zhang Yibo, also looked at it and felt amazed for a while.
"The Buddha is worthy of being the Buddha, and the verses he wrote are really extraordinary!"
He compared the human body to the Bodhi tree of enlightenment in the past, and the mind is like a spotless bright mirror, and only by constantly looking at himself at all times can he not let the dirt obscure the light. It's so well written!"
"The master of Buddhism really didn't blow it out!"
"It seems that Lu Yifan is going to be planted in the hands of this Buddhist master after all. ”
Shi Yongyi seemed to be very satisfied with everyone's performance, and looked at Lu Yifan proudly, wanting to see his reaction.
Who knew that Lu Yifan frowned, shook his head and sighed from time to time.
Shi Yongyi was surprised: "Why is the donor like this? But what's wrong with my words?"
"It's not just inappropriate, it's just a mistake!" Lu Yifan retorted unceremoniously.
"Oh?" Shi Yongyi was slightly angry, "Then I have to listen, how did I mislead people's children with this sentence?"
Lu Yifan couldn't help but laugh in his heart.
Unexpectedly, this Buddha accidentally smashed out the allusions of the four verses of the Six Ancestors Master Huineng and Shenxiu.
He pondered and meditated again.
Lu Yifan cleared his throat and said, "I have a story here, I hope the master will listen to it."
Once upon a time there were two great monks debating, and the first one said, 'I have a mirror in my heart, and I keep wiping it every day so that it is enough to illuminate people and to judge me.' ’
Another monk said, 'I don't have a mirror in my heart, so why bother to wipe it?'"
Don't have a mirror?
Why bother wiping it?
When he heard this, he was dumbfounded, as if he had realized something.
Then Lu Yifan stood with his hands in his hands, and slowly whispered:
"Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a platform. Buddha nature is always pure, where there is dust!
The heart is a Bodhi tree, and it is a mirror platform. The mirror is clean, where is the dust!
Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a platform. There is nothing in the first place, where is the dust!
Bodhi only seeks from the heart, why not seek the mystery from the outside? I heard that according to this practice, the West is only in the present!"
Rumble!!!
Those words were like thunder, and they exploded in the heart of the Buddha!
At this time, the Buddha kept chanting and chewing Lu Yifan's words in his mouth, and his body couldn't help but tremble with excitement, and his long beard shook because of it!
(End of chapter)
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