Section 30 Wedding Banquet
Zhang Jun, who had just returned home, suddenly received a phone call.
The call was from Lao Hou.
"Dajun, I'm at Xiao Lizi's house, are you coming?"
"Everything?"
"Quite a few people. ”
"Right away!"
Zhang Jun said, quickly got dressed, took the door and walked out, and happened to see his mother who got off work at the staircase, so he said, "Mom, I'm going to catch a wedding, and I'm going to come back later." ”
"Don't drink!" said the mother.
"Got it. Zhang Jun said and ran out.
He got into a taxi and came to Xiao Lizi's house with a puff of smoke.
Not far from his home, which is a "matchbox" building, in front of which is a small room that was originally very regular, but after years of repairs and road occupation, it has formed its current appearance. The stairway is not spacious and a little old, but today it has been cleaned, and the handrails of the stairs have been carefully wiped.
Zhang Jun walked up the stairs, and after a few steps, he heard Lao Hou's loud voice: "Give money, give money!"
Zhang Jun smiled secretly in his heart: "This guy has won again." ”
He knew that Lao Hou was a gambler and very good at gambling, so he was a guy who won nine out of ten bets.
The new house is on the third floor, and the wide open door welcomes the guests.
"Li Zi, congratulations!" Zhang Jun greeted first.
"The army is coming, hehe. ”
"Congratulations on becoming an official!" Mr. Zhang said.
Xiao Lizi didn't figure it out. He said, "What officer?"
"The groom, hehe!"
The people around him also cheered, Zhang Jun looked at it, there were really a lot of people in the unit, and he said hello to everyone.
Ma Pingping, who was playing mahjong, saw Zhang Jun coming in, so he said loudly: "Dajun, tomorrow will make trouble in the cave room, what are you doing today?"
"I'm here to brew feelings!" Zhang Jun said with a haha.
"What's going on tomorrow?"
"Huh. Zhang Jun didn't say anything.
Xiao Lizi knew that Ma Pingping was a troublesome master, so he hurriedly came over and said with a smiling face: "Brother Ma, the relationship between our brothers is not ......." ”
Without waiting for the words to finish, Ma Pingping took it and said: "The newlywed has not been big or small for three days, and it won't be easy to make trouble after it has passed, isn't it?"
"Yes, yes. "There are not a few people who echo the voice.
Xiao Lizi blushed half-blush, shook his head and beckoned the other guests to go, and the rest of the room were colleagues from the unit, including Lao Hou.
On the table on the ground is four people playing mahjong, on the bed is four people playing poker, everyone is having a lot of fun, Zhang Jun alone doesn't know anything, he turns on the TV, looks at it randomly, and takes the time to tell a few jokes with his colleagues in the room.
Zhang Lianwei, who was playing poker, asked: "Dajun, what are you busy with at home?"
"Stay there. ”
"Do you have any friends?"
"Hey, no one will give it!" Zhang Jun looked dejected.
Lao Hou interjected on the side and said, "He, I'll pay you for a few years!"
"Yes!" Zhang Lianwei looked at him with envy.
"Nothing. Zhang Jun shook his hand again and again.
The praise from his colleagues made Zhang Jun very embarrassed, and then someone said: "We'll mess with you tomorrow!"
"Hahaha....... Laughter filled the small hut.
Old colleagues naturally have endless things to say when they meet, they talk, laugh and play together, although some wins and losses are also within a small range. What Zhang Jun couldn't stand the most was the smell of smoke in the room, and he covered his nose and ran to the outer room.
Hehe, it's not bad here, almost all the family members in the house, a large part of the family members are women, none of them smoke, the air is much better, he found a place by the window and sat down.
Although no one smokes, the sound of snorting melon seeds is very loud, and women are naturally idle, chattering and eating. Zhang Jun felt that it was not interesting, so he grabbed a handful of melon seeds and knocked it himself.
This is a renovated living room, with a huge wedding photo hanging on the snow-white wall, the groom looks more handsome than himself, the bride is even more charming and moving, both of them are full of hope, and the joyful expression cannot be described in words. Pink Daiei curtains hang on both sides of the aluminum profile windows, reflecting the joy of the whole room.
When he was looking around, he suddenly heard the big intellectuals outside shouting: "Relatives and friends, let's have dinner!"
On the first day of the Northeasterners' wedding, a water table is usually arranged, which also shows the joy and hospitality of the host. Hearing the sound of opening the meal, Zhang Jun's stomach "gurgling" again, he stood up and walked out with his colleagues in the unit.
The hotel is very clean and spacious, more than a dozen of them sit around a large round table, the waiter serves two bottles of liquor, Lao Hou looks around and says to the waiter: "Two more bottles!"
Zhang Lianwei held a case of beer on the side and said, "If you're not drunk, you can't do it!"
Zhang Jun never drinks in people's minds, so no one asks him to drink, Zhang Jun is secretly happy in his heart: I'd better fill my stomach and talk about it!
Zhang Jun, who was full of food, was forced to get a bottle of beer, he had to drink it slowly, watching everyone drink happily, four bottles of liquor and a case of beer were quickly killed, everyone looked at each other, they all felt a little unpleasant, Lao Hou said in his loud voice: "I didn't drink half a catty of wine on average, do you want two more bottles?"
"Yes!"
Wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, this is the most true here, old colleagues and old friends are extraordinarily affectionate when they meet, whether it is chatting or touting each other, it is not excessive!
Xiao Lizi pulled the bride-to-be over and poured a glass of wine for everyone, and the atmosphere at this time also reached **, some secretly touched the bride-to-be's hand, some secretly patted a certain part of the bride-to-be, and some couldn't express it in words...... On the day of the big day, no one is so particular, and the newlyweds have nothing to say, but can only be happy to accept everyone's various "blessings." ”
It was almost midnight before they left the hotel happily and returned to their new house. There is a custom in the Northeast called pressing the kang, and the first day requires the boy to sleep on the newcomer's bed, and this task naturally falls on Zhang Jun and several young people.
They slept crookedly when they were full of wine and food, and Zhang Jun saw that there was not much place for him, so he quietly got up and slipped out quietly.
Zhang Jun walked quietly on the way home alone, Yue'er bent down and emitted a faint light, a few light clouds were lazily floating in the air, sparse stars loomed in the sky, and the wind didn't know where to hide to sleep, everything seemed to be sleepy.
Coming to the side of the road, he took a taxi home.
The next day, the sun jumped into the air early, a ray of white light shone in through the window, and Zhang Jun stretched his waist and climbed up.
"What a nice day!" he said to himself.
It's not good, Xiao Lizi asked me to put road signs and press manhole covers!
He quickly dressed, grabbed a slice of bread, turned around and told his parents and ran out.
There are really a lot of people who help, and Xiao Lizi is also a brand new suit, with a bright red tie, which is even more handsome, and a nervous and happy expression is written on his face.
"What can I help do?" asked Zhang Jun.
"Ask the Guest!" said the bridegroom.
Zhibin took a few big red pieces of paper and walked over: "A few manhole covers are pressed, and there are firecrackers in the cabinet in the house, take them back and be responsible for putting them down." ”
"OL!" Zhang Jun happily agreed.
Looking at the convoy that went to pick up relatives, the relatives and friends who stayed behind were ready to pick up relatives in their own positions, Zhang Jun sat on a stone bench downstairs, he was holding a string of firecrackers in his hand, he was not a smoker, but he was also forced to hold a cigarette, accompanied by wisps of smoke, he quietly fantasized about when his day came, his bride should be the most beautiful bride in the world, Yang Jiahui's figure suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, she was smiling at herself!
Thinking of this, he took out his phone and dialed Yang Jiahui's mobile phone.
"What are you doing?" asked Zhang Jun.
"Laundry. ”
"That's so good! Why didn't I see it. ”
"Annoying, what are you doing?"
"The little plum in the unit is married, I'll help!"
"Drink less. ”
"Yes. ”
......。
Zhang Jun wanted to talk for a while, but when he found a colleague coming, he whispered: "I'll help, kiss!"
"In vain. ”
The convoy of relatives came from afar, the first car was a brand new black Mercedes-Benz, the car was decorated with various flowers, red roses, white lilies, reasonable and beautiful, followed by a row of black Audi, also decorated with flowers, with the sound of firecrackers, in the cheers of everyone, the bride in a white wedding dress and the groom in a black suit got out of the car, they smiled and helped each other to walk into the building.
Several children emerged from the crowd, holding spray glue strips in their hands, spraying at the couple, causing everyone to laugh.
"Let's go to the hotel!" Lao Hou greeted his colleagues in the unit.
He deliberately walked with Zhang Jun.
"How's it going?" asked the old marquis ambiguously.
"Yesterday's big white line!" Mr. Zhang said.
"I mean, how are you with her?" said the old marquis, smiling slyly.
"It's okay!" Mr. Zhang said.
Lao Hou said very seriously: "Take advantage of it, her family is very good." ”
"Yes. ”
The wedding ceremony was held in a large hotel, in front of the hotel was a huge rainbow door, the hall was also richly decorated, dozens of tables were covered with red tablecloths, high-backed chairs were neatly arranged, in front of the hall was a performance stage, a simple band was adjusting various musical instruments.
The celebration began, the hall was full of friends, the bride and groom walked to the stage to the "Wedding March", and to the cheers and screams of the crowd, the Dachibin began to speak.
"Now I announce that the wedding of Mr. Li Gang and Miss Wang Lili has officially begun!"
"Wow.... Wow. The hall burst into applause.
The people in the audience stretched out their heads and probed their necks, like a contagion, and a group of girls in the south screamed, it was the bride's classmates, and they cheered for the bride's white wedding dress, and Dazhibin waited calmly for the hall to be quiet before continuing.
In early summer, a pair of lovers walk hand in hand into the temple of marriage, and they will jointly cultivate the evergreen tree of love and share the happiness of life. They are Li Gang and Wang Lili....... ”
"Wow... Wow.... Another round of applause.
Dazhibin was even more proud, and he deliberately paused for a while before speaking.
"All of you here are mentors and friends of the two newcomers, and now I declare: bow to the mentors and friends three times. One bow, I wish everyone a smile and always develop a lot of wealth, two bows, I wish everyone a family and beauty, and three bows, I wish everyone good health and happiness. ”
"Wow.. Wow.... At this time, the applause and cheers were even more enthusiastic.
Dazhibin's smug look could not be concealed, and he walked back and forth on the stage, waiting for more enthusiastic applause.
Ma Pingping was a troublemaker, and he suddenly shouted loudly below: "The bridegroom and bride kiss one, do you want it!"
"Yes!"
A generous couple kissed gently in front of everyone.
"Okay! Wow wow....... There was laughter and applause.
"Please bow to the newlyweds and bow three times ....... Dazhibin said forcefully.
Dazhibin finally said: "The wine is sweet, it blesses you with eternal happiness, the wine is hot, bless you to have a baby early, drink a glass of wine and exchange rings at this ** moment." ”
In the applause, laughter, and the accompaniment of the band, the banquet officially began.
Lao Hou asked when he was drinking: "Do you make a hole in the cave room at night?"
Several young people said in unison, "Trouble!"
Ma Pingping said quite poetically: "When the wedding is carried out, it is not noisy or lively. ”
"It's ....... ”