340 days of irony
Mistaking Chongru for a vampire, Francis raised his hand to fight him, and fell into the mud pond with all his might.
Chongxu hurriedly stepped forward to help him and said, "Bishop, take a good look, I'm really not a vampire. ”
Francis shook off the ruins and said, "You can't fool me, I can smell the smell of corruption in you from a long distance." ”
Chongxu knew that what he called the smell of corruption meant the aura of darkness. Although demons are fundamentally different from vampires, the abyss power cultivated from cultivation has a lot in common with the dark power of vampires, and it is for this reason that Francis mistook him for a vampire.
He said to Francis: "Bishop, open your eyes and take a good look, I am from the East, not a vampire. ”
Still unconvinced, Francis said, "What are you playing this trick on? What about the Orientals, there are not no Orientals among the vampires! Demons stand down, your charms are useless to me." As he spoke, he suddenly covered his head, staggered wildly, and said something in his mouth, "Demon, get out of my head." ”
Chongxu rushed to Francis's side, found that Francis's pupils were faintly red, and hurriedly took out a Yellow Spring Forgetfulness Pill and stuffed it into his mouth.
Francis gritted his teeth and struggled hard, but Chongxu reluctantly said that he was offended, clicked on his acupoint so that he could not move, and forcibly delivered the pill to his mouth.
Francis swallowed the pill and found that his body was free, clutching his throat, vomiting and cursing, "Bastard, don't think that I will be at your mercy if I take the pill, I will not do anything for you even if I die." ”
Francis rushed to the cliff on the west side, and halfway through the run, he was pulled back by the shackles pinned to the bottom of the pool, and sat down in the water.
Chongxu sighed and said, "Lord Bishop. I'm not giving you hallucinogens, it's a refreshment. I'm really not a vampire. ”
Seeing that Francis still didn't trust him, he set up a video call with John, pointed the camera at Francis, and said, "The bishop doesn't trust me, you talk to him." ”
He handed the phone to Francis, "Hey, you know this guy!" ”
Francis took the phone suspiciously and saw John on the screen with a surprised expression.
John saw that the furrows and folds on Francis's face were full of mud spots, his body was tattered, and there were bruises everywhere, and tears immediately welled up in his eyes, "Bishop, how did you become like this?" In his memory, Francis always wore a decent white robe, **, solemn like a prophet who came out of the mural, and he had never been so embarrassed as now.
Francis did not answer his words and asked, "John, have you also been caught by the devil?"
John shook his head, "It's fine not now! I'm in Guantana Prison right now, and I was going to ask you for something." Now it looks like we'll have to get you out first. The one in front of you is not a vampire, he is the leader of the Eastern Demon Clan. ”
Francis showed an expression of hatred for iron and steel, and said: "30 years ago, you ran to China, it turned out that you were bewitched by the Eastern Devil. ”
"Bishop, you are mistaken. I should have been inspired by God to go to the eastern land, and it has nothing to do with demons. Also, in the past, we had some misconceptions about demons, they were different from vampires. ”
"What's the difference, humble and evil. At present, this prison has imprisoned the demons of the East in the past, and they are all villains who eat people and do not spit out bones. ”
John said, "That's right! There are indeed some people in the demons of the East who kill people without blinking. But the one in front of you is different from them, his mother is an oriental god, a hybrid of gods and demons. His men are all good devils, too. ”
"Demons are demons, where is the good devil?"
"He's such a good devil. I'm sure you've heard about the demise of the Healer's Clan! In addition, the Bishop of St. Mang's Pasha was able to exterminate the Death Clan in Moldocon because he assisted him. ”
Francis glanced at Chongxu and sneered: "He did this because the demons in the east have a grudge against vampires, not to seek justice. He took this opportunity to earn the trust of people like you and to cover up his sinful deeds in the future. ”
John said helplessly: "Okay, even if they have a grudge against the vampires, then how can they explain the development of anti-epidemic drugs when the plague came this time?"
Of course, Francis can't forget that he went to prison for smuggling this elixir. "What does refining the Plague Pill have to do with them. ”
"The elixir is what they developed. The owner of Huaxia Kirin Pharmaceutical Technology Co., Ltd. stands right in front of you. ”
Francis froze in place, looked up and down at Chongxu, and asked, "You are the president?"
Chongxu smiled and nodded.
On the same day, through the matchmaking of Bishop Pasha of the Society of St. Mang, Chongxu established contact with Francis to discuss matters related to the smuggling of the elixir to refine and reduce the plague pill.
At that time, the bishop of Paxia was afraid that the true identity of Chongxu would lead to Francis's misunderstanding, and good things would turn into bad things, so after discussing with Chongxu, he only told Francis that Chongxu was the president of Huaxia Kirin Pharmaceutical Technology Co., Ltd. and wanted to cooperate with him, but did not tell him that Chongxu was the son of the Demon Venerable.
In the following time, Francis communicated with Chongxu many times to discuss the details, but the communication was only by email and telephone, and today is the first time he has seen the deity.
He couldn't help but fall into deep thought, "If the demons are like vampires who have bad intentions against the world, then it is a good thing for them that humans are sick and die in large numbers. They could have left it to their own devices, taking the opportunity to fight vampires and humans at the same time, and there was no need to develop an antidote, so it seems that they did have good intentions. ”
At this time, John said: "Lord Chongxu is not only a good demon, but also a person who is favored by Heavenly Father. As he spoke, he turned the camera to Li Li, "This is Lord Li Li, the girlfriend of Lord Chongxu." Lord Li Li is the right hand of the Heavenly Father, the venerable angel of punishment. ”
"Angel?" Francis saw a soft white light light light on the screen, and then a pair of wings appeared behind Li Li, and a wand with a milky white light appeared in her hand out of thin air. "The Staff of Punishment!"
John asked, "My lord, will the angels be the bad people?"
Francis said to himself: "Of course not! Anyone who has been protected by angels in history has either been a prophet or a savior." Could it be ......" he turned his gaze to Chongru again, his mind confused, "It is a great irony that Heavenly Father has chosen an Eastern demon as the savior. ”
But when I think about it, it is a great irony that his dignified Anglican bishop is locked up in a prison built by the Anglican Church, with shackles engraved with the Anglican infestation on his hands.