Volume 1 Dream back to the page like yesterday Chapter 71 Xiaoye Flying Needle, Brother Xiao!
Su Jun and Ye Wuxian were stunned at the same time, looking at Ye Xiao with a look of surprise, and found that he was looking at the two of them with a teasing expression, and suddenly his indifferent face could no longer hold back, and he laughed.
"Good boy, you are really a ghost!" Ye Wuxian was the first to speak, seemingly very satisfied with Ye Xiao's move, and at the same time made him a little curious, how did this kid conclude that he was cheating him?
Ye Xiao straightened his sleeves and sat down with Jiang Lihua, he was unhurried, not in a hurry, as if he was like the embroidery and calligraphy that his daughter learned before leaving the pavilion in ancient times, every stitch and every stroke, slowly displayed, neither in a hurry nor slowly, as if he was deliberately trying to satisfy the appetite of the two. Finally, when Ye Xiao was about to be furious when the two of them stared at him, and then slammed the table and kicked the chair, and spat on himself, Ye Xiao said lightly: "Third uncle, uncle, please don't the acting skills of the two of you are not good enough at all?"
While saying this, Ye Xiao was thinking in her heart that she was a person who was determined to win the Oscar, and she must have her own opinions on acting skills. He can do every second, and even every frame is a drama in his eyes and face, which Jiang Lihua should have a deep understanding of.
However, everyone obviously didn't know what Ye Xiao was thinking at the moment, Jiang Lihua looked at the three people present in surprise, he definitely didn't expect that the three demons and monsters in front of him were actually relatives. Ye Wuxian, occasionally heard of this person from his father's suffering, he is quick to do things, and his ability is extremely high, the key is that he is the same as him, he has a hard work, and his father is very optimistic about him.
As for this Su Jun, in Jiang Lihua's impression, it should be the kind of dull principal who talks at length about Luo Li at the Monday morning meeting and reasoned with you and hypnotizes you directly. And Ye Xiao is just acquaintance, although it is far from the level of knowing oneself and the other, but it is also a fateful friendship that has carried bullets together.
If it weren't for Ye Xiao's sense of crisis today, she wouldn't be like the poor classmate who fell in a pool of blood, so Jiang Lihua became more and more curious about the secret of Ye Xiao's body.
Especially his silver needle stunt, which can be called Xiao Li's flying knife!
As soon as the knife comes out, the person dies!
Of course, Ye Xiao's silver needle stunt obviously can't reach this level, but it's enough to make himself look up. Jiang Lihua originally felt that this person had the same temperament as herself, and if she met a confidant, now with such a mysterious layer of color and inexplicable worship, Jiang Lihua shouted "Brother Xiao" even more willingly.
However, the three unrelated guys in front of him are actually relatives, which is a bit surprising.
"Ye Xiao, what's the matter with your face?"
Ye Wuxian didn't seem to care about the course of the case, but instead cared about this nephew who he felt was the most inconspicuous on weekdays. It's strange to think about it, speaking of Ye Xiao, but the one who is most afraid of him among the juniors, but now he looks neither humble nor arrogant, and between his words and deeds, it seems that he has changed people, and he does not have half of Ye Xiao's previous submissiveness and ignorance.
Regarding Ye Wuxian's question, Su Jun and Jiang Lihua were also the same, wanting to know the answer. When Su Jun saw Ye Xiao yesterday, he was very curious about Ye Xiao's skin, who would have thought that this kid would almost make him angry half to death, and besides, outsiders were present at the time, so he didn't want to ask too much. As for this Jiang Lihua, she was completely disturbed by Ye Xiao's interruption and his casual nonsense "Chrysanthemum Man", and she forgot about it for a while.
Ye Xiao saw that the three of them were curious, and her brain was spinning at high speed, what kind of excuse should she find, the excuse of not washing her face all the year round and causing dirt on her face to accumulate was obviously unusable, and in exchange for it, I am afraid that it was only the white eyes of the three of them and a sentence of "widowhood". After a pause, Ye Xiao said: "I went to the hospital for surgery, and then I grafted the skin, and it turned white!"
"Brother Xiao, you can really talk nonsense, you can deceive Director Ye and Principal Su about this matter, but you will definitely not be able to deceive me. Jiang Lihua's smile was piled up all over his face, but Ye Xiao only felt that this kid was very underwhelmed, he finally found this seemingly reasonable excuse, but he never wanted to expose Jiang Lihua's stubble, he suddenly felt a little exhausted, and he was indignant in his heart, who was not optimistic about releasing this guy.
Don't you know that dogs are forbidden in the Songcheng neighborhood?
Ye Xiao glared fiercely, Jiang Lihua seemed to have an IQ online, and the signal was strong, and she actually received Ye Xiao's murderous eyes, and immediately obediently held back what she was going to say next.
"Ye Xiao, you can't even tell me, let alone your third uncle!" Su Jun scolded with a smile, "You kid is still that bastard, and you don't have a good shape all day long." Do you think we'll believe this nonsense? Let's not talk about whether your parents will agree, but I think this fight must be indispensable. They're real people, and they're definitely not going to approve of you messing with these things. If you sneak away, you kid who is still in school, where do you have so much money?"
"Uh-"
I thank you uncle! Uncle Su, can you stop being so "discerning," you can't turn a blind eye and take over this matter? Could it be that you really have to confess leniently and resist strictly?
As soon as Ye Xiao thought of it, Ye Wuxian's official tone fought: "Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting!"
“......”
Ye Xiao pursed her lips, it seems that it is not possible to say it today, so she simply stopped hiding it, and said it all in her head: "Third uncle, uncle, don't hide it, this is my father found an old Chinese medicine doctor a few years ago and prescribed a home remedy, I don't eat it all the time." But for many years, the effect has been unsatisfactory, this is just last week after drinking a bowl of Chinese medicine, I felt that my face is itchy and unbearable, I poured a handful of water, and magically found that my face actually faded!"
When the three of them heard this, they believed it.
Su Jun and Ye Wuxian naturally knew that Ye Wuwu had been looking for a famous Chinese medicine expert in the past few years, just to cure Ye Xiao, so when Ye Xiao's half-truths were said, they believed a little.
As for this Jiang Lihua, when she heard Ye Xiao's story, she immediately thought of the peerless miracle doctor in the martial arts novel, so she was even more convinced of Ye Xiao's words. At the same time, his brain hole is simply wide open, and he has connected the plot of a novel in a short period of time: "Brother Xiao, could it be that the stunt you used to make in the convenience store was taught by this old Chinese medicine doctor?"
"Stunt?"
Su Jun and Ye Wuxian were stunned for a moment, only feeling that they were a little confused, and the whole person's train of thought was disrupted by Jiang Lihua's words, are you not playing cards according to the routine at all?
Ye Xiao also felt that it was ridiculous after hearing this, but she did not deny it, but explained speciously according to Jiang Lihua's words: "It is indeed not much different from what Jiang Lihua said." Third Uncle, aren't you curious about how Uncle Monkey subdued the three of them at once? I'll tell you right now that I just had two silver needles left on my body at that time, and those with such superb skills can pick leaves and fly flowers can hurt people. I can't reach such a high level, and I can only restrain their movements for ten seconds. ”
"Uh-"
The three of them were shocked, their faces full of disbelief.
What is said in the novel is actually true? Is it true that the eaves walk on the wall, and the Wudang Tiyun can go up the mountain with a jump? Ye Xiao's words seem to have opened a new door for the three of them, this silver needle stunt is simply unexpected, if it is used to subdue criminals, isn't it invincible?
Ye Xiao looked at the more and more bright light in the eyes of the three of them, and couldn't bear to pour a basin of cold water: "Third uncle, it is very difficult to achieve this kind of silver needle stunt if you want to popularize it. Unless this person aspires to be a police officer from a young age and then starts practicing this technique, it will be very difficult for adults to learn!"
Saying this, Ye Xiao felt that she was a little floating!
And the direction of this damn story, even I think it's a bit of a bullshit, don't I? But why do the three people around me listen to it with a look of vigour, and still seem to believe that it's true?
Jiang Lihua stared at Ye Xiao with a look of adoration, and shouted excitedly: "In the past, there was a Tanhualang Xiao Li Flying Knife, and now there is a Xiao Ye Flying Needle, my Brother Xiao!"
To be continued.