A little cinnabar, two sides of Luopa, three or five wild geese, chaotic four seasons of flowers, six strings of green ripples, seven stars when hanging, eight or nine points of lovesickness, lazy ten years of pipa.

—Epigraph

"In the troubled times, I have a negative face, I only care about morality, and it is difficult for heroes to be both heroes since ancient times, and I don't know that I am waiting for you. I have been fighting abroad for several years, and I don't know what year of triumph it is. There is still nostalgia in my heart, and it will be difficult to stay with you in the end. ”

— Cool Nine Skies.

That year, he was forced to go on an expedition by the emperor's order. He couldn't let go of the man in his arms. "Qing Yu, wait for me for ten years, ten years later, I will marry you. A trace of sadness slowly drifted from his turquoise eyes. The woman in her arms got up lightly and danced for him, the purple robe brushing over his face, over his chest, and finally, on his heart.

The man came back to his senses and slapped himself directly,

It's all because this vulgar movie is too charming, and it shows something every day, which makes me uneasy.

The moonlight is bright and unblemished. What kind of mood will she have to accompany him on such a clear night.

"My boy, you are sorrowful, isn't it, longing makes you frown. I am willing to spend ten years to let you integrate into my blood, life and death together. You are a man of great fortune, and this setback will not bother you, please remember that you are a brave boy, and the angels will always be with you. ”

Let's stop playing chess in the dark window, and then spit out my heart. No, as long as they're around, all this won't change.

The love is deep and shallow, and the words are vain. From this day forward, nothing is up to them.

Lu Yuan died, and his heart was panicking. Ten years is a long time, a long time.

Looking out, who is looking forward to the return of the old man on a different path.

I swear I'll never watch a domestic movie again,.

"Have you spread all the news that should be passed out?" a woman came out of the man's side, looking at the man next to him with a worried face, very anxious.

"Catching a lucky person at random shouldn't be so troublesome, right? Besides, I'm looking for someone with great luck, he probably wouldn't want to be a salted fish. ”

The woman glanced at the worried man on his face, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "How did you deliver the news to him, Tuomeng or Chuanyin?"

The man shook his head, neither.

"I heard that there was a ghost in his world, and then I played the ghost to remind him, who knows, he suddenly woke up. ”

When the woman heard this, she stretched out her hand and counted the hexagram, and directly slapped the man.

"That's your son, you just play like this?Fang Tang is your Fang Tianque's son, even if the woman in the secular world has left you, but Fang Tang has always been your flesh and blood, isn't it?Is there such a pit for your son?" The woman directly stretched out a hand to pinch Fang Tianque's ear, and after a 360-degree rotation, she directly released it.

"It hurts, it hurts, lightly. Fang Tianque shouted.

"Ritian, you're here. The woman didn't look back, her back to another middle-aged man who came up from behind.

"Meet the Queen Mother. Although Fang Ritian knew that the woman in front of him was a character who belonged to the stepmother, he regarded them as his own children, and he also respected the woman in front of him even more.

Fang Tianque saw that Fang Ritian had already come, and immediately put away his hippie smiling face, looking at his eldest brother with a serious face.

"I also learned a lot about Fang Tang's child's situation from my grandson Fang Yao's mouth, didn't I say it, Tianque, Fang Tang has found you a daughter-in-law, don't you take a look?" The woman looked at her two sons and nodded with great satisfaction, the eldest son is too honest to do anything,

Honest people will be cuckolded in the back,

As for this little son, tsk, if she doesn't harm the innocence of other girls, she thinks it's the existence of burning high incense.

"Listen to me, so, so, so, understand........"

"I don't understand ......."

Woman: "...... Get out!"

Feelings Lao Tzu is dreaming??

But the dream feels quite real, like a woman pressing down on you.

Fang Tang looked at Lin Xueying next to him with a vague gaze, and made a simple comparison between Lin Xueying's weight and the weight of the things in his previous dream.

No matter how you look at it, Lin Xueying is going to come a little heavier.

This must not be heard by Lin Xueying, otherwise I will have to use my legs and knees to coil a durian, Fang Tang couldn't help but tremble when he thought of the appearance of the durian.

Imperial capital

At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, the nightlife of the imperial capital has just begun.

Unique ambiguity and luxury fill the streets.

Tianqing Street is not a well-developed place in the imperial capital, but it is a famous lantern area in the imperial capital, and there is such an environment at the foot of the Son of Heaven, just because this Tianqing Street has its owner.

A fat man walked on the pedestrian street coaxingly, the iron on the soles of his feet stepped out of the sound of clicking, and the big green pants were put on the outside, looking like a social ruffian.

His idol is Xingye, and basically his actions are imitating idols.

"What do you see, believe it or not, Lao Tzu has blown up your eyes? The fat man's words still carried the rustic flavor of his hometown, and he did not hide it at all, the fat man looked at the pedestrians next to him, the cigarette in his hand flicked from time to time, and the fat man also glanced at the career lines of several girls not far away, swallowed a mouthful of water, and left directly.

Although he is a little confused, it doesn't mean that he is a fool, he alone does not have the strength to dare to fight against the owner of Tianqing Street.

Some curious passers-by around looked at him a few times, and they cursed in their hearts, and suddenly felt extremely unlucky!

"Damn, I had bad luck today, and I ran into this

The passers-by looked disgusted as if they were looking at a pile of garbage, and then the passers-by hurried a few steps away from the fat man as if they were avoiding the plague.

The fat man smiled triumphantly, that's how he liked it.

It was not until he reached the end of the street that the fat man stopped in front of the McDonald's restaurant out of breath, and he symbolically arranged his clothes, and then walked in in a figure-eight step.

"Give Lao Tzu a bowl of wonton stew, hurry up, Lao Tzu is hungry. The fat man completely ignored the feelings of the other customers, and yelled as soon as he entered the door, with a look of beating whoever was not convinced. The waiter Xiaomei was obviously frightened by him, and said timidly: "This customer, we are a Western restaurant here, and we only sell Western food, not Chinese food." If you are a Chinese restaurant, turn right when you go out, there is a fast food restaurant. ”

The fat man was unhappy, and couldn't help frowning and said: "Then just come and order, what Australian hairy crabs, American zongzi, Martian camels, all come up, hurry up, otherwise I will follow you to your house tonight." The fat man beckoned impatiently, then found a random seat and sat down, and crossed Erlang's legs.

The waiter's little sister agreed tremblingly, and then ran to order food for the fat man. The fat man snorted, lit a unique Oslo cigar in the heart of the Americas, and breathed comfortably into the smoke ring.

"Middle-earth people are really a lowly people, yelling in public, smoking casually, won't they be a little conscious? Hey, look at these dishes, what are these things, Western food has a taste of instant noodles, oh my God, this is the Western food that Chinese eat!"

The fat man knows that these people from Goryeo District are from a small community in Yingzhou, and they don't have much strength.

And the prime minister of Goryeo District relied on his male color to seduce a female official on Yingzhou Island, and then became a vassal of Yingzhou.

A few guests next to him obviously heard the words of those people in the Goryeo District, and couldn't help frowning, secretly annoyed in their hearts, but they didn't say anything, they didn't want to cause trouble.

They also understand the truth that dogs are noble, because Goryeo is also a lackey of Yingzhou no matter what he says.

But if the dog bites you, do you want to bite back?

The Goryeo sticks saw everything in their eyes, and immediately laughed uncontrollably, and their mouths kept spewing out vicious words.

"Look at that, this is the so-called Middle-earth, if you want me to say, you might as well be a sick man. ”

"I don't know if you've heard of it, this time the martial arts player Hattori Akiro from Yingzhou in the Zhongying Exchange Conference, which woman should be happy with in the hotel at this time, tsk, it's not for me to say, as long as you spend some money, those Zhongzhou women will surround you like pugs. ”

The fat man was furious in his heart, since he was a child, he has not been scolded yet!

Fuck it!

"I'll go!" The fat man slammed his chopsticks on the table and roared, "Waiter!"

The waiter ran over in a hurry and said, "The meal will be ready soon, please wait a while!"

The fat man said, "How can you let the dog in, and let no one eat!" After saying that, the fat man punched the table hard, and the thin table immediately made a terrible creaking sound.

The waitress was frightened, but then quickly understood what the fat man meant, she covered her mouth lightly, and asked, "Where is the dog?"

The fat man pointed solemnly at the group of sticks, and said very seriously and seriously: "Look, where those dogs are barking. ”

"Poof", the waiter couldn't hold back for a moment and laughed. She also heard the boasting of this group of sticks just now, and as an authentic Middle-earther, she was naturally very unhappy after hearing it.

"I'm so sorry, this customer, we don't support hurting these critters. The waiter's little sister said righteously.

The customers around them couldn't help but smile, nodded in unison, and continued to eat.

But at least looking at this fat man, I instantly felt a lot more pleasing to the eye.

The face of the man in the blue suit in the goryeo district named Shout instantly became gloomy, and several companions next to him also stood up one after another, glaring at the fat man angrily, his fists clenched tightly, obviously angry to the extreme.

The fat man raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "What, you're going to bite?"

Then he pulled out a black iron brick.

The man in the blue suit in the lead was obviously startled, but he looked at a few companions around him, and suddenly felt a lot more at ease. "Middle-earth people, are you looking for death? That's how you talk to the noble people of Yingzhou?"

The noble Chinese language is said crookedly by this stick.

As the words fell, there was already a Goryeo stick that flew out screaming and smashed on a dining table, all kinds of plates were spilled, and the stick was embarrassed.

The leading stick thought so much that he roared and croaked the birds! The other clubs all took up their weapons and rushed towards the fat man.

The fat man smiled!

Hehe, these idiots!

A beer bottle flew in a perfect arc, and the fat man was a little startled, and hurriedly threw the brick in his hand, just smashed the bottle in the air, and flew back in a whirlwind. This is the fat man's specialty for many years, whirling bricks, if you want to make the heavy iron bricks whirl back, the power and speed that need to be controlled are calculated in millimeters, and if you have a slight difference, the iron bricks will not fly back, or you will be stoned to death.

The leading stick's expression was a little flustered, it was not that he had no way to deal with the fat man, but if he used that method, then he might receive a huge punishment!

Originally, when the stick saw that the fat man was only one person, he was full of confidence!

After all, the number of people on their side is seven or eight times that of the other party! Even if they drag, they can drag the fat man to death, and then let him kneel in front of him and add toes to himself! But judging from the current situation, this fat man must have undergone some kind of militarized training! Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to fight with such a large number of people alone without messing around, plus he had already lost one person just now, and he couldn't fight, so the chances of winning seemed to have become much smaller.

He thought about it, even if he risked being exposed, he would send this dead fat man to endless reincarnation!

Let him go and meet the Supreme Emperor!

The leader of the rod made a birdish sound, and then suddenly pulled out a black object from his waist. As if they had received an order, the Koryo sticks next to them slowly stepped aside and moved out of the way. At this time, the customers in the restaurant had already left, and a few bold ones were still probing their brains at the door of McDonald's, as if they wanted to find out some news.

When the fat man saw the Goryeo stick pull out of his waist, he already knew what it was. How many years of fighting, killing, and killing, the fat man has more or less some experience, he knows the signature action well, at this time the advantage of his huge body is revealed, he hurriedly rolled a momentum, and rolled out of several meters in an instant.

The fat man knocked over a table directly,

I haven't done all of this for years, which makes the fat man make a major mistake!

The fat man looked up and saw a hateful face! The silver-white pistol essence in his hand burst out, layers of armor were shining, and the dazzling light was reflected, and a compelling cold air enveloped the fat man!

That gun has seen blood!

The leading stick has long regarded the fat man as a master, he never thought that the fat man would send it to the door by himself, he is not so stupid!

The fat man secretly screamed a good gun, thinking that foreign goods are good, and one day let him Lao Dou get him a few tricks, but these can only be thought about after passing this level, the fat man stabilized his mind, and used the stick's stunned kung fu to stand up, regardless of the exclamations of the other sticks, a slap was slapped on the face of the leading stick, and the stick was suitable for such an insult, and suddenly let out a sad roar! The desert eagle in his hand also flew out.

The fat man's eyes were sharp, and he immediately jumped up, reached out and grabbed the pistol, and took pity on his fat meat, which looked so funny!

Almost all eyes are on the fat man, as if the next bet of the majority, tugging at the heartstrings of the sticks.

The fat man was overjoyed, he had already touched the desert eagle, and then time slowed down, he fell rapidly, did a somersault in the air to reduce gravity, and landed steadily. He is like the god of death descending on the world, and the desert eagle in his hand has become the sickle of death.

The blue suit of the leader stood up again, his expression sad, and he looked at death as if he were at home. He slowly pulled a Luthor grenade from his clothes.

What's that, Luther?

The fat man saw the grenade in the hand of the man in the blue suit and couldn't help but be surprised.

"What? It's a Luther grenade, what kind of person are you, if my guess is correct, you should be a spy of the Intelligence Department of the Goryeo District, otherwise how could you be equipped with the unique Luther grenade in the Goryeo District?" the fat man raised the desert eagle in his hand and said solemnly.

"Yes, I am the captain of the 5th Detachment of the 2nd Regiment of the Intelligence Department of the Goryeo District, and my code name is Zero" The stick had a faint smile on his face, and said: "Since you already know our identity, I think there is no need for us to live." It is my pleasure to take you, a criminal, to meet the supreme emperor!" and the rest of the Goryeo sticks, including the wounded Goryeo sticks, each took out a dark green Luthor grenade from their clothes.

The fat man hurriedly pulled the trigger, but unexpectedly, it was not the sound of a pistol that was bumped, but the click of empty magazines.

The fat man was stunned, he hadn't felt this feeling of despair for a long time.

The words of the old bean back then are still buzzing today.

This was the first time Fat Shao cried, and it was also his last cry.

The fat man roared angrily, rushed towards the fierce flames, and gradually disappeared into a brilliant landscape,

"Well, why bother. A blue barrier seemed to appear around the fat man, and the spies of the surrounding Goryeo District panicked when they saw that the fat man had nothing to do.

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and looked up at the top of his head, where an old man stepped on top of his head.

"I said you old man, can you come down for me?" The fat man directly stretched out his hand and pulled the old man's trouser leg, and pulled hard, but the old man didn't move.

"Oops, I'm a grumpy. ”

When the fat man was about to drag the old man, the old man suddenly opened his mouth to look at the fat man.

"Kid, are you interested in joining me Jinyiwei. ”

When the old man talked about Jinyiwei, the fat man's heart trembled instantly, because Jinyiwei has always been a dream of his own, but because of his unique body type, he can't even pass the most basic physical examination, how can he enter Jinyiwei?

"Can I enter the Jinyi Guard? Old man, are you lying to me, although I don't read much, but don't bully me into being honest. ”

Seeing that the fat man under him didn't believe it, the old man took out a token and threw it in the fat man's hand, the fat man took it and returned the token to the old man with a smile.

"Tomorrow I will come to you to meet a person, that person is more than 10,000 people in our Jinyi Guard Department, as long as you behave, hehe, I don't dare to say anything else, but at least the identity is definitely better than the current one. ”

The fat man suddenly thought of his future life, in case he could come to a routine of pretending to be 13 and slapping his face and pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, he suddenly felt that this was very fragrant.

"Okay, master, you are my own grandfather, you command. ”