Chapter 289: Spicy Chicken Anchor, Fighting Badgers Online

Arshan, the sea, land and air pet life club.

The setting sun shines through the glass into a fish tank near the foyer, staining the two small red fish swimming in it with a sparkling glow.

Yan Lili closed the iron gate when she sent the courier brother out of the yard, and trotted back to the living room, still holding a cardboard box in her hand.

Among the iron fans of a certain badger, Yan Lili is definitely the number one. Naturally, after seeing the expression of a certain "little cutie" enjoying drinking green tea on the screen, Yan Lili started to place an order, and also asked to be shipped by air with expedited mail.

Back at a dining table in the living room, the little girl sat down and took a breath, took out a wallpaper knife from under the table to open the cardboard box, and looked at the tablet on the table. But then the movement in his hand suddenly paused, and he opened his mouth wide as he looked at the picture on the screen.

Standing on the screen in front of the tablet stand, the furry little body of a badger is lying on a messy blanket, eyes closed and motionless.

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that there is another big hand, which is slowly approaching the little tail in front of him in a little obscene.

The live broadcast room of a salted fish has long been boiling, and the barrage is so flashing that it can't be seen at all. How many people who haven't spoken for thousands of years have begun to bubble, and the rewards are even more continuous, and there is a rhythm to refresh the reward records of a wave of newcomers who are funny.

"As for death, I only serve the third brother!"

"The boss's gender suspicion is about to be revealed"

"Nickname Purgatory Reward Anchor Airplane ×5......"

"There is a fish in Nancheng to reward the anchor rocket ×7......"

"Spicy Chicken Anchor, let go of that badger and let me come!"

"The Dean of the Menghua Research Institute rewarded the anchor Super Rocket ×12......"

"Damn, I'm so excited to see a badger's little finch that I can't sit still."

"Xiaobei Ming Gauze Jun Rewards Anchor Super Rocket ×9......"

"Damn, my heart is beating so fast"

"A big pig rewards the anchor yacht ×8......"

"It's coming, it's coming!"

"Water fish should be vegetarian and reward anchor fish balls ×99......"

"My wife just asked me, I saw something and laughed so obscenely, do I want to tell the truth?"

"I suspect that the anchor is engaged in color"

"Pull it, third brother, pull its tail!"

Seeing that the hand on the screen had touched the tail, there was a ghost crying wolf howl in the live broadcast room, and I didn't know that I thought it was a group of perverts who saw some enthusiastic and unrestrained young lady. The super tubes who were engaged in online wandering came with knives, but they were almost killed by lightning after seeing the picture.

However, a group of people cheered and cheered, and before the gender of a certain badger was revealed, the big hand on the screen retracted again.

"Ahem..."

Gu Laosan cleared his throat inexplicably, turned his head to look at Han Daxia, and asked seriously, "Am I violating the boss's privacy?" or...... Hmm, molesting a young badger?"

"Poof... Ahem!"

Han Daxia had just drunk a sip of water in his mouth, and when he heard the words, he squirted out, bent over and coughed so much that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he couldn't wait to cough out his lungs.

finally eased up, so angry that he was about to taunt someone, but when he looked up, he saw Gu Laosan wiping the sweat from his forehead, and his face was full of nervousness.

"As for you, it's just your pet ...... anyway."

Seeing Gu Laosan frowning and looking over, Han Daxia shook his head and smiled, and hurriedly raised his hand: "Okay, count me wrong...... Theoretically, there seems to be no laws and regulations on animal privacy, whether in China or in Saudi Arabia right now. In other words, your boss's privacy is not protected by law, you can do whatever you want! It's like petting a cat, it's a common thing!"

"Oh~ Look at what you said, am I so bad!" Gu Laosan pursed his lips, but his expression was a little relaxed, and he didn't know if he believed Han Daxia's words, or if he found a reason for himself.

However, although his expression softened, Gu Laosan did not stretch out his hand to the little tail of a certain badger, but directly lifted him up and lay him flat on his lap, and then laughed, raised his hand and slapped the little buttocks of a certain badger.

"Smack!"

"Let you always beat me!"

"Smack!"

"You won't listen to me!"

"Smack!"

"You won't let me touch it!"

"Makes you so bad-tempered!"

"Makes you ......"

Han Daxia: ......

Netizen: ......

"Lao Tzu believes in your evil and holds it for a long time, you dare to beat a badger butt?"

"Spicy Chicken Anchor, Online Badger Hunting"

"Third brother, remember, today will be the pinnacle of your life"

"At this time, it would be funny if the boss suddenly woke up"

"Pull the tail up and hit it, it doesn't feel like this"

"Screen Recorded"

"Screen Recording +1"

"Screen Recorder+10086"

It's probably not as energetic as watching someone beat a badger's butt as everyone watched the sex of a badger before, and the current scene is nothing more than contributing another emoji to everyone. Although it is a rare emoji, or an out-of-print emoji.

However, Gu Laosan himself became more and more happy, and after a while, he raised his head and laughed wildly, and his attitude was as arrogant as he was.

"Damn... Really... Perverted!"

Han Daxia rolled his eyes and subconsciously stayed away from someone, for fear that the pervert would be contagious.

But it was just a turn of effort, but the laughter of a salted fish came to an abrupt end. It's like a big goose that was screaming and suddenly grabbed its neck and tied it in a knot, and couldn't even make a panting sound.

Han Daxia turned his head to look, and just saw the ball that was originally lying on Gu Lang's lap, and he was scratching his head and sitting up at this time.

Wang Ping's state at the moment is a bit like he has just woken up from a deep sleep that he hasn't even dreamed of, with a blank look on his face. Meantime...... The butt still hurts a little.

Gradually, his thoughts fell back into his mind, and Wang Ping remembered that he had only been bitten by a snake before.

"Whew... It looks like it's poisonous again..."A badger subconsciously rubbed his buttocks, but he didn't know how funny this action was when it fell on the screen. I don't know how many people who turned on the screen recording burst out laughing at this moment.

The sound of tipping suddenly sounded again in the tablet, which frightened Gu Laosanyi and hurriedly diverted the attention of a certain badger.

"Boss, are you awake? But I'm scared~ I'm dead! Do you feel any discomfort? Are you still dizzy? Are you thirsty, I'll pour water for you to drink?"

"Uh...... It's okay, but my butt still hurts a little..."

Probably his thinking was still a little dull, and Wang Ping didn't remember beating someone until he was halfway there. While rubbing his ass and jumping to the ground, he pointed to a small teapot at someone. A salted fish hurriedly got up and poured him tea to hide his weakness.

Exhaled, Wang Ping shook his head with a wry smile. It's great to have a physique that is not afraid of poison, but the fact that I fall into a coma every time I have a poisonous hair is too painful.

Subconsciously looked up at the sky, Wang Ping was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

The first time I was in a coma was in Tanzania, but I was in a coma for several hours, why was it so short this time?

Without waiting for Gu Laosan to bring the water, Wang Ping ran over by himself and took a look at someone's arm. The hands displayed on the watches, which have been deliberately adjusted by time difference, are exactly the twelve o'clock.

"Less than an hour?"

A badger scratched at the top of his head and began to daz.

But at this time, a small white plastic bottle thrown on the ground caught his eye.

Approaching to pick it up and looking at it, Wang Ping was stunned. It turned out that Gu Laosan injected himself with antivenom. No wonder the snake venom was detoxified so quickly this time, and at the same time, there was no such crazy hunger.

On the other side of the bonfire, Han Daxia retracted his gaze, his mind began to churn, and countless alpacas howled happily through his heart.

At the beginning on the island, a badger behaved unusually...... Badgers, but by and large they are not beyond the category of animals. But just a few actions, looking at the watch, identifying the antivenom, this is what animals should do?

For the first time, Han Daxia shifted his scrutinizing gaze from Gu Lang to a certain badger.

Wang Ping didn't notice Han Daxia's face, he casually threw the empty medicine bottle into the fire, and then ran back to pick up the tea that was already a little cold, and drank it in a big gulp.

I don't know why, I suddenly feel very thirsty.