Since more than two months ago, the two have not gone to school for evening self-study, because there is no teacher for evening self-study, so the order is really not very good.

Every night at about half past nine, Martin and Wang Nan would go downstairs to exercise for half an hour, and then come back to eat some pastries and fruits and other supper, and continue to study hard after eating.

After the two went downstairs on the night of the accident, Wang Nan said that he would go to the toilet, and Martin would start practicing first.

I did four sets of push-ups, four sets of squats, a set of punches, two leg kicks, and two 100-meter sprints on the lawn downstairs.

When Martin was sweating profusely and wanted to go upstairs to wash, he found that Wang Nan had been squatting in the toilet for at least half an hour.

This guy won't fall into the pit, will he?

Just as I wanted to go to the toilet to find him, I saw a black shadow rushing over at lightning speed, it was Wang Nan.

Wang Nan shouted as he ran: "Quick! ”

Martin didn't know what was going on, so he followed Wang Nan three steps and two steps upstairs into the house.

When he got home, Wang Nan ran directly to the front balcony, carefully looked downstairs, and after waiting for a while, he saw that there was no movement, so he dared to poke his head out.

"Wang Nan! Get out of here! I'm going to beat you to death!"

It was already night, and this loud voice was enough to call the entire neighborhood to the balcony.

Martin was washing his face, and after hearing the shouting, he hurriedly walked to the balcony to look, only to see Wang Nan hiding under the glass window and not daring to show his head.

Looking downstairs again, there was a person jumping down the street scolding.

The person downstairs is Li Bo, who is already in his second year of high school.

This guy is 1.85 meters tall, burly, and a troublemaker, and he is also used to children at home, which makes Li Bo develop the habit of being domineering and unreasonable.

Mother also came to the balcony and saw Li Bo downstairs scolding Wang Nan's name.

"What did you do to Li Bo?"

"No, he bullied me in the toilet just now, and I gave him such a small blow in my anger. ”

Martin also felt strange: "Just get it, how could he be in such a hurry?"

"Really, just once, very quickly. ”

"Did you beat him, punched him, or kicked him?" Martin firmly believed that Wang Nan was definitely better than Li Bo now.

"I started to want to beat him, but when I thought about it, I thought about it, so I thought of something else. ”

"What's the other way?"

Wang Nan suddenly burst into laughter, couldn't stop that kind of wild laughter, laughed so much that he couldn't squat and simply sat on the ground and laughed, laughing so much that tears flowed out.

The father also walked to the balcony at this time, and when he saw the situation below, he was angry, and asked Wang Nan eagerly: "Don't laugh!

"It's okay, you don't have to worry about him, who made his mouth owe more than me? quack!"

The three of them were annoyed and amused by Wang Nan's crazy appearance.

Martin leaned on the window and asked, "Li Bo, you stop for a moment and tell me, what happened?"

"You let Wang Nan get down and die, I won't leave if I can't wait for him tonight, Wang Nan, you get down for me, you shrunken turtle, you have the ability to go downstairs and fight me alone!"

"Okay, okay, what can you tell me first?"

"You let Wang Nan, this bastard......, say it himself!

Wang Nan suddenly stood up and retorted: "You are the bastard, you are the one who said it first, right, you are the one who touched me, do you dare to admit this?"

"I admit it, but are you doing that human?"

"Then I don't care, aren't you very happy when you talk about me? Why don't you want to think about the consequences? Just take advantage and don't suffer losses? You think too beautiful, people like you just can't afford to play!"

"It has a fart to do with whether you can afford to play or not! I say you, you can say go back, I touch you, you can touch you back, but what kind of thing do you do...... Is that something that people can do?"

"I'm too lazy to argue, so I'll use this trick against you, can't I?"

"Fuck your uncle! If you have the ability, come down, dare not do it!"

"I won't go down! If you have the ability, you will scold all night. ”

"Tell you! If you don't come down, I'll smash your glass!"

"You brag!

"You wait, I'll ...... now"

"Li Bo! If you don't go home in the middle of the night, what are you crazy about!" Come back quickly!" came the voice of Li Bo and his father, Dr. Li, from the building opposite Wang Nan's house.

"Dad, I can't go home. ”

"What, get back to me!"

"It's not that I don't want to go back, it's that I can't go back. ”

"Bobo, son, what's wrong with you?" said Lee's mother, who appeared on the balcony.

"Mom, I'm fine, I'm going to fight with Wang Nan today. ”

"Oh, what's wrong with you two? You come back first, don't embarrass me down there. ”

"Mom, I can't go back now......! Alas...... If I don't kill you today, I won't believe Li!"

Wow, it seems to be a big deal.

Martin decided to go downstairs to have a look, but Wang Nan dragged him and didn't let him go.

"Then tell me quickly, what are you doing to people?"

"Okay, okay, I said, quack. ”

Wang Nan described the matter while laughing, and after listening to his story, the three of them laughed angrily.

Every house in the community has a flush toilet, which is the kind of squatting thatched pit, and the toilet is still a luxury in a small county town in this era.

There are many parents, such as Wang Nan's mother, who asked the whole family to go to the outdoor toilet when they defecated, because they thought the house smelled.

In addition, there are many people who are not used to the squatting pit at home, but prefer to go to the public toilet, so there are two open public toilets in the community.

What does it mean to be open? To put it simply, if you're not careful, you can end up in a manure pit.

It's a bit of a bad deed, so I won't go into details.

Wang Nan went to the toilet to squat just now, and when it was almost over, Li Bo came in.

Li Bo usually likes to do things like bullying the weak and taking advantage of people's danger, and when he saw Wang Nan squatting, he ran to rub Wang Nan's head vigorously, and kept shouting Wang Nan's nickname.

Wang Nan's nickname is "Azi Cat", and he has a relatively "long" history, and has been growing up with him since he was in elementary school.

I don't know which classmate started it according to that one, it's probably because of the popular cartoon Smurfs at the time.

Not every nickname can become a "popular classic", anyway, Wang Nan's "Azi Cat" is spreading.

Wang Nan is not very disgusted with this nickname, but it is divided into people and occasions, some people can call some people and some people can't, Li Bo belongs to this group that can't do it.

Wang Nan, who was squatting in the pit, did not habitually refute from his mouth, but quietly let Li Bo ravage himself.

Li Bo wondered in his heart: What's wrong with this kid today, he usually has to at least fight with himself, spit or something, but at this time he is like a stuffy gourd and is silent.

After playing for a few minutes, Li Bo felt bored himself, and he also found a pit to.

Wang Nan doesn't like to fight now, and he has to thank Martin for his credit.

Every day Martin is emphasizing: a man, don't talk so much nonsense, silence is golden, and a man who talks less is liked by a woman.

Especially the last sentence was taken as a holy decree by Wang Nan.

But not speaking doesn't mean that this matter is over, Wang Nan quickly came up with a trick.

He solved his personal problems unhurriedly, put on his pants and walked out of the toilet door without squinting.

As soon as I went out, I looked for stones in front of me, picked two and came to the manure tank behind the toilet.

"One, two, three......"

Wang Nan turned back and looked in from the door: Ao, the fifth.

"One, two, three, four, five! ”

Wang Nan took the stone and aimed it at the slope of the urinal and threw it to the predetermined place.

The moment the stone hits the ground, the stool scatters and splashes!

"Wow! Wow, who the hell is that? Wang Nan! Are you enough to be a day? Why are you waiting for the old man!"

Immediately there was a roaring sound in the toilet.

Wang Nan covered his mouth and laughed wildly and ran away.

My father and mother's eyes widened when they heard this.

It's not appropriate to want to laugh, what my son does is really lacking in morality, and I can't help it if I don't laugh.

Martin laughed breathlessly, and pointed at Wang Nan and wanted to scold the two sentences.

This is my teenage self, bad ideas come when I say it, and I do such a bad thing.

Truth be told, Martin didn't want to go downstairs, because Li Bo must be smelly now, maybe something else.

But if it doesn't go on, this matter will definitely not be over, and no one will give up easily.

Besides, if he doesn't go down, his parents will have to go down, and if he makes Li Bosa roll around, he can't hang his face.

"Don't go down, I'll go!"

Martin slipped two buckets of water downstairs.

"Li Bo, come here, stand on the lawn. ”

"What are you doing?"

"I'll give you a rush first. ”

"I won't rush! Let Wang Nan get down, I'm going to beat him to death." ”

"Let's rush first, don't you smell uncomfortable?"

"I'm used to it, hmm......" Before he could finish speaking, a stream of water came to me.

Martin didn't bother to continue talking nonsense, so he just picked up the bucket and splashed it.

In fact, it's not so exaggerated, it is impossible for the splashed feces to get Li Bo, but it is dark and it is not clear where it is.

"Turn around, another bucket on the back, hurry up! ”

Li Bo also felt that the taste was much smaller after splashing the water, and just turned around obediently and turned back again, "Wait a minute!"

"What!" Martin quickly retracted his posture.

"Wait until I take off my tank top and big pants. ”

"Okay, take it off. ”

Li Bo took off his shirt and pants and threw them aside in disgust, turned around with only a pair of underwear and said, "Come on"

"Whoa!" the second bucket is finished.

"Wait, I'll get two more buckets. ”

"You tell Wang Nan to wait for me! Hey, don't worry, I still have something to say. ”

"Say something!"

"By the way, bring me some soap. ”

"No problem. ”

In this way, Martin ran back and forth four or five times, "waiting" for Li Bo to take a big shower in full view.

Li Bodi's parents came downstairs, and Wang Nandi's parents also followed downstairs after seeing it, and the parents on both sides stood not far away to "do something".