After dragging Tang Mengyao to escape from the Love Bridge, Tang Mengyao shook her hand angrily and said, "Didn't you say that you wouldn't find a daughter-in-law for Yifan?

"I'm just kidding, besides, how can this kind of gambling count? I'm just not used to the arrogance of those fake literati. шщш.(vii) (ix) x.S.сом The update is so fast. Lu Yifan shrugged his shoulders and said.

"That's right...... Grandpa, those two poems you just wrote are really good, I have decided to change my idol from Hezi to you in the future!" Tang Mengyao said with a smile.

The two of them played in Lijiang Ancient Town for two hours, and they were in a good mood.

"Let's find a place to have a bite to eat, and then find a bar in the evening to have a good time!" Lu Yifan proposed.

Lijiang's music bar is a special feature, where countless "wave" artists from all over the country gather to show their talents.

Many well-known singers and artists have also been born here.

After being full of wine and food, Lu Yifan just wanted to go back to the hotel to rest for a while, when he suddenly heard someone shouting: "Look, look, someone is about to jump off the building!"

Hearing this, Lu Yifan and Tang Mengyao also followed the crowd and stepped forward to see the excitement.

I saw a young 'girl' standing on the top of a tall ancient building.

She is about 1.65 meters tall, with a melon seed face, willow eyebrows and cherry blossom 'lips', bright eyes and bright teeth, cloudy hair and snow skin, and a pair of snow-white bright and well-proportioned big 'legs' are not restrained by the fabric, but are completely 'exposed' in the air under the short skirt.

Compared with Tang Mengyao, although her appearance is slightly inferior, the fullness of the upper circumference has completely crushed it.

"You said that you are a beautiful 'girl', why do you want to jump off the building?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.

"Lijiang is a place full of art, sexuality and suicide. Some people have nothing to do, so they think that it is a very literary thing to commit suicide here.

I guess that the 'woman' is this kind of brain-dead. Tang Mengyao muttered.

At this moment, Chen Xueling, who was standing on the top of the ancient building, was in a very calm mood.

In his favorite Lijiang, and jumping off his favorite ancient building, it was the last thing he ever did, right?

Jumping like this should be like the poem he wrote, "blood blooms like a fresh 'flower'", right?

As she spoke, half of Chen Xueling's feet were already suspended in the air, which made the onlookers below exclaim.

Lu Yifan couldn't care about the shock, and jumped onto the ancient building.

"Damn!

"The martial arts master has appeared!"

"It's lively!"

Tang Mengyao looked at the innocent beautiful 'girl', and didn't care about her safety, but muttered in a wilting voice: "It's over, Yifan wants to have another daughter-in-law......

"Girl, jump slowly!"

Just as she was about to start, a voice of vicissitudes reached Chen Xueling's ears, making her body stunned.

Chen Xueling looked behind her voice and looked back, a hint of surprise flashed in her eyes.

With such a tall ancient building, it took a lot of effort to climb up by himself, how did he, an eighty-year-old man, come up?

However, doubting 'confusion' is doubting 'confusion', Chen Xueling still smiled and said: "The old man doesn't need to persuade me, I have made up my mind." ”

The breeze blew across Chen Xueling's cheeks and blew the ends of her hair, making her look so pure.

"Okay, why do you want to jump off the building? Can you tell me?" Lu Yifan sent the police under him to urgently arrange airbags, and began to drag the girl in words.

Chen Xueling smiled very sweetly, and said in her mouth: "Everyone is born to die, but sooner or later." I just want my death to be a little more glamorous. ”

After a pause, she saw Lu Yifan's figure move slightly, and suddenly her face changed: "Don't come over! If you come over, I'll jump down immediately!"

Lu Yifan immediately stopped, pressed his hands weakly, calmed down the other party's emotions and said, "Okay! I won't move! Don't be impulsive!"

At this point, he really wanted to slap her in the face.

looks so beautiful, so young 'spring', you have to find something to die!

Seeing that the airbag below had slowly begun to inflate, Lu Yifan began to talk nonsense: "Girl, in fact, I came up with a request." ”

"What request?" Chen Xueling said in confusion.

"That's right, you see that my old man is eighty years old, and I haven't touched a 'woman' yet, and I don't know what a 'woman' is like. You're going to die, can you do it well, let my old man shoot and jump again?

I will 'excite' you for the rest of your life!" said Lu Yifan, looking at her like a pig brother.

When Chen Xueling heard this, she said with a look of disgust: "Shameless stinky rascal!"

"Am I not telling the truth? If you are going to die, why can't you first fulfill the wish of a poor old man before you die?

Come on, you let grandpa have fun, grandpa will dance with you, let's live and live together!" Lu Yifan said with an old hooligan's look.

The originally poetic jumping off the building suddenly made Lu Yifan's foul language completely empty.

Chen Xueling's delicate body trembled and said: "Who wants to live with you! You hurry up and get out, I want to jump alone! I want to die the most beautiful and 'wave'!"

"You can pull it down, jumping off a beautiful building? You have 'pee' in your head, right? Let me tell you, you have to jump off this place, basically your face first on the ground.

Because of the acceleration of gravity, your brain will burst out like a tofu brain and scatter all over the ground.

Your eyeballs will tear out of your skull and pop out like marbles because you can't withstand the impact.

Your big 'legs' and your arms will also become twisted ...... due to misaligned joints."

"Say no more!!"

Listening to Lu Yifan's disgusting description, Chen Xueling's 'chicken' skin bumps rose.

What about the poetry of the good?

How could jumping off a building die so ugly?

Looking at Chen Xueling's expression, the corners of Lu Yifan's mouth curled slightly.

It seems that love beauty is the natural 'nature' of 'women'!

I just said where and where, this girl has already dispelled most of her will to die.

What I have to do now is to take advantage of the victory and pursue it, and continue to drag it in words until the police have set up the airbags.

"By the way, you haven't said why you want to kill yourself? Lu Yifan asked.

When Chen Xueling heard this, her face was gloomy and she said: "Six 'Mao' announced that he would no longer write poems, and I felt that the whole world was dark, so I wanted to jump off the building." ”

Six 'hair'?

Lu Yifan took out his mobile phone and took a look at Baidu, only to know that he was a modern poet.

The poems written are all pretentious love poems.

Grass!

After doing it for a long time, this thing is about to commit suicide because a broken poet doesn't write poetry?

"Girl, I'm pretty sure you're not going to have 'pee' in your head, it's. That kind of squeamish poet, you would actually kill yourself for him?!

In my opinion, he is not even as good as that leek box!" Lu Yifan scolded unceremoniously.

For this kind of person who doesn't cherish his life, he doesn't bother to persuade him!

However, the poet Hezi, who heard Lu Yifan shouting loudly, almost vomited blood.

My name is Hezi, not a leek box!