Chapter 356: Shoutang Drunken Daoist
"The wine fairy Daogu explained in detail the first step that Qiong Wei was going to practice, which really surprised Qiong Wei, what is the reason! This step is not to practice any advanced martial arts, but to practice drinking first. "Kid, do you know what is the most crucial basic skill for practicing that wine fairy cheat?" asked the wine fairy Dao Gu.
"Surely you can't do without a wine word, Jiuxianmen, Jiuxianmen? How can you leave this wine!" Qiong Wei replied subconsciously.
"That's a good point! So if you want to learn our own martial arts, you must start with this drinking. Dao Gu pointed out what she was about to learn.
Qiong Wei also felt very funny in her heart, this is not bad, other sects practice from the beginning of hard practice of internal skills and external boxing, this side is not bad, I don't learn anything at first, but I come to drink first. As she thought about it, this expression brought out that sense of doubt.
Dao Gu also sensed her thoughts through her expression, "Child, your potential is very good! I also hope to pass on the position of the future head to you! However, if this head wants to convince the public, he has to rely on his skills to speak, do you feel that this step of kung fu is a bit funny!"
This is also understandable, after all, you don't know much about our sect yet. The drinking I am talking about is not ordinary drinking, it is by no means like ordinary people who are tired after a day's work, stir-fry a few delicious side dishes, and drink a mouthful of wine and a mouthful of food, but it is to practice the ability to accumulate alcohol. All of our sect's moves are inseparable from this wine, so you are now in the reserve stage.
You are born with a good amount of alcohol, which lays a solid foundation for the depth of your skills in the future. Of course, this accumulation of alcohol has something to do with drinking. Come with me!" said Dao Gu as she took Qiong Wei out of the Jiuxian Gate and walked towards the huge pond surrounded by mountains and rocks not far away.
Joan Wei was incredulously searching for the source and provenance of the wine. But I saw a Taoist priest with a red face, rosacea nose, dressed in a Taoist robe, with a high bun and long flowing hair, lying on the side of the pond like mud, and was using a pottery sea bowl to draw water from the pond to drink!
A pond of fine wine refreshes my heart,
I would like to lie drunk in a beautiful room.
Day after day look at the pond,
Year after year.
Drunken dreams and dead green bushes,
Guanghan Yaotai is not changed.
There is wine today and sleep today,
Throw away grudges and grudges.
Single-mindedly devoted to the road without distractions,
Stealth cultivation really wants to become an immortal.
Longing to be with the Heavenly Venerable Meeting,
Go to the heavenly realm to talk.
This drunken Taoist arrogant and free and easy while chanting poetry and drinking, so unhappy, although this poem is made up by his nonsense, there is no battle or peace at all, but this content is so free and uninhibited, but people are a little envious of this romantic and free and easy idle life, it is hard to imagine, the original life can be so chic, so natural, so comfortable, so free, forget the troubles of the world, only ask for the beautiful scenery in the mountains and the beautiful wine of this dynasty is enough.
Qiong Wei asked with some curiosity: "Master, this person is so free and easy, could it be that he is a master outside the world?"
Dao Gu smiled, "Actually, I also envy him for such a life, drunk and dreaming of death, without worry and no complaints, in this beautiful mountain and wilderness for this life." He's not a man of the world
, but I'm a pond watcher in my Jiuxianmen. ”
"Pond watcher, does this pond still need to be guarded by someone?" asked Qiong Wei with some puzzlement.
Dao Gu couldn't help but smile, "Silly boy, can you see the shadow of a fish in this pond?"
After hearing this, Qiong Wei suddenly realized, yes! This big pond didn't even have a fish, it was really strange! And the color of the water was not transparent, but it was a little yellowish, so she subconsciously dipped her hand in the water, but felt that her hand felt a little sticky. Putting his nose and sniffing, it was a strong aroma of wine, and he realized that it was not clear water in this pond, but a good old jade wine. This drunken Taoist priest turned out to be just a person who took care of Jiutang, and even this person who took care of Jiutang was so free and easy, which shows that this Jiuxianmen is indeed a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger.
It's a good errand to think about, and you can drink this wine all the time. It's a wonderful thing.
"Child, don't underestimate this drunken Taoist, his amount of wine is one of the best in this wine fairy gate, because he takes care of the wine pond every day and every year, so everyone gives him the nickname, called Shoutang Taoist, he has a large amount of alcohol, in addition to his talent, and he stays in this wine pond every day, you can be close to the water and drink every day, which over time, the amount of alcohol is naturally increased a lot.
This person is uninhibited, arrogant, ignorant of the world, does not like the intrigue and deceit, but this beautiful landscape, all day long with this wine pond as a companion, because it rarely has contact with people, over time, it has formed a withdrawn and stubborn character.
This made it a little out of place with the disciples of this Wine Immortal Sect. Everyone didn't like to deal with him, and even thought he was a weird person. However, this Shoutang Taoist priest is very conscientious for this Shoutang work, as the head of the house, you must look at the advantages and disadvantages of your doorman, never grab the eyebrows and mustaches, and make more use of people's strengths, after all, everyone has their own characteristics, and they must use their strengths and avoid weaknesses!
Being the head of the house is actually a very worrying thing, and I actually envy him. Drink here so carefree every day, you will be the head of the house in the future. There is a lot of responsibility, and you must first be convinced. Now the first major test in front of you has appeared, that is, you must first convince this drunken Taoist priest of Shoutang, and you must do everything possible to convince him.
I know it's a bit difficult for you. This is also to improve your ability in an all-round way, not just martial arts, as the so-called, the heavens will descend on the people, you must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies, empty their bodies, and act chaotically. I feel that I can't help you!I hope you behave well!" Dao Gu explained in detail the task of the first step of training.
When Qiong Wei heard this, a question arose in her mind, "Master, didn't you say that the first step in practicing martial arts is to drink?
Dao Gu smiled slightly, "As soon as you come into contact with it, you can know that these two statements are actually the same thing. This drunken Taoist priest is actually laying a solid foundation for you to consolidate your basic skills, and it is also to create conditions for you to exert the power of that wine immortal secret skill to the extreme in the future. I hope you will seize the opportunity to take the Drunken Taoist Kung Fu for your own use. ”
After hearing this, Qiong Wei understood Dao Gu's intention, which turned out to be to let herself learn kung fu from the drunken Taoist priest. Dao Gu brushed his sleeves and left.
The drunken Taoist priest was still drinking with relish, and he didn't seem to care too much about whether he was around him
There are people who, as if isolated from the world, are not at all interested in the actions of the people around them.
Qiong Wei knew in her heart that this drunken Taoist priest was used to being alone, and the reason why no one had contact with him was because of this person's strange temperament, she knew in her heart that the more such a person was, the more capable she was, so she stepped forward and greeted him very politely, "Senior! I am a new disciple of Jiuxian Daogu, my name is Qiong Wei, the master asked me to come over and learn skills from my seniors, and I hope that my seniors can teach me without reservation, and the younger generations will be grateful." ”
As Qiong Wei expected, this drunken Taoist priest was as deaf as he was, but he didn't even lift his eyelids, and he should still drink and recite the limerick poem vigorously.
Instead, I left Qiongwei there. If it was someone else, I would have gone back to find the Taoist theory, this drunken Taoist priest is too arrogant and unreasonable, he doesn't even have a word, teach it, don't teach it, don't teach it, there is a saying!
However, Qiong Wei didn't do this, she has suffered countless times since she was a child, and this is nothing at all. She knew that as long as she made this drunken Taoist priest feel her sincerity, he would understand. Seeing him pouring bowls of wine into the pond, Qiong Wei also took out the wine fairy gourd and poured wine into the pond, how do you know that this move doesn't matter.
The drunken Taoist priest jumped up like an electric shock and scolded loudly: "You doll, you really don't know what to do! Don't you see that there is a big living person next to you? Who told you to steal wine and drink in this pond, don't you know my name? Don't you know what I am doing here? Who let you steal wine and drink in this pond without my consent?"
Qiong Wei was secretly happy in her heart, this drunken Taoist priest finally spoke, he calculated very well, he had to force him to speak first, as long as he was willing to speak, he had already succeeded for most of the time, I was afraid that he would not speak.
Qiong Wei deliberately shook her head, pretending not to know that he was the number one, which made the drunken Taoist priest's beard so angry that he raised it high. The already red complexion was even more flushed by the anger.
He looked angrily at the flower-like and jade-like woman in front of him, "Doll! There are still people in this Jiuxianmen who don't know my prestige, you can listen to me! I am the number one figure in the martial arts of this Jiuxianmen, and I am the one who is nicknamed Shoutang Drunken Taoist." Let me tell you! I will protect this wine pond! You must get my permission to drink from the pond, and besides, what kind of trouble are you coming here to make trouble, you girl?
Qiong Wei didn't care too much about what he said, but she felt that this drunken Taoist priest was a little fond of boasting and talking big. She knew in her heart that the reason why he was like this was actually because he was not confident in his kung fu in his bones, which couldn't be more obvious, Aunt Dao had never said such words. No one has ever said such a thing when their kung fu is so high. Therefore, this drunken Taoist priest is obviously not confident, such a person must most want others to praise him.
Thinking of this, Qiong Wei pretended to be surprised and said: "I'll just say it? The predecessor of the fairy wind Dao Gu, the conversation is extraordinary, he must be a peerless master, it turns out that my guess is not false at all! You are the famous drunken Taoist priest who guards the pond! Fortunately, I will be lucky!"
As Qiong Wei expected, this speech was extremely useful to the drunken Taoist priest, and he said proudly: "Count you as a doll acquaintance! Did you know just now, you talked to me, why didn't I pay attention to you?"
Qiong Wei's face was full of suspicion, so she wanted to hear what the drunken Taoist priest said. ”
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