Chapter 4 I've been single all the time
It wasn't until everyone dispersed that Gao Chongguang suddenly felt the heat in his trouser pocket, and a stream of liquid flowing down his legs.
Gao Chongguang, who was wearing cropped pants, looked down at his ankle.
Rare! yellow! slippery!
No matter how long Gao Chongguang's reflection arc is, he also knows that he is thin at this time!
This made him very depressed, this came too suddenly, there was no sign at all, not even a fart!
"You...... Why are you like this, Xiaoguang!" Yue Xiaoting looked embarrassed.
"I don't know what's going on! I didn't pull it!" Gao Chongguang forcibly explained.
At this time, I don't know which good thing came out.
"You didn't pull it? Could it be someone else pulling your pants pocket?
This made Gao Chongguang suddenly have a hard time arguing!
The more Yue Xiaoting looked at the that flowed out of her trouser legs, the more disgusting she felt. 、
Suddenly, Yue Xiaoting felt a churning in her stomach, and there was a shareholder who went up again.
"Wow......"
Yue Xiaoting couldn't help but vomit!
She vomited profusely, and a rotten vegetable leaf was still hanging from her nostrils.
The onlookers who took the small video jumped for joy when they saw such a scene.
"Okay, yes, there's more exciting material!
In response, people who didn't take a small video at the beginning also took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures.
If such a strange thing happens, there will be a lot of people who eat melons waiting to see it!
The onlookers surrounded Gao Chongguang and Yue Xiaoting, in order to shoot more clearly and accurately, it was not too stinky at this time.
Gu Xiangtian was also very helpless, and shook his head: "It's really not a big deal to watch the excitement!"
Gu Xiangtian was angry, and he couldn't bear to look at it anymore, he was not a person who liked to watch the excitement.
has already made Gao Chongguang taste the consequences of robbing other people's girlfriends, and it has also made Yue Xiaoting embarrassed.
Gu Xiangtian, who calmed down his injured feelings, chose to leave silently.
Gu Xiangtian didn't expect that the once vigorous and sworn love would end in such a way.
Gu Xiangtian, who was sitting in the taxi, sighed and said, "That's it! Forget all the previous things!"
Gu Xiangtian suddenly felt that it was good to be single again, didn't a celebrity once say it!
It's cool to be single for a while!
Gu Xiangtian used this sentence to comfort his wounded heart.
"Little brother, where are you going?"
The driver asked suddenly, waking Gu Xiangtian up from his sad thoughts.
"Dream Fulfillment Real Estate Center!"
"You're a real estate agent, aren't you?"
"Yes! This is my business card, twenty hours for you if you need it! I'll put it for you." ”
Gu Xiangtian took out a business card and put it on the driver's water cup.
"Okay! My son is getting married, and I'm thinking about buying him a wedding house, and I'll contact you then!"
"No problem!"
What a surprise!
Gu Xiangtian didn't expect that he could also get an intended customer by taxi, and happiness came too suddenly.
When encountering intended customers, Gu Xiangtian couldn't help but want to have an in-depth understanding.
"Where does your son work?"
"My son hasn't graduated from college yet! He told me to get married as soon as he graduates!"
The driver's master's words suddenly made Gu Xiangtian think that he had also said such things to Yue Xiaoting, and he would get married as soon as he graduated.
It's a pity that getting married as soon as you graduate becomes breaking up as soon as you graduate!
It backfired!
However, Gu Xiangtian can also understand that now he has to buy a house when he gets married.
"Oh, well, I'll find a good marriage room for your son. Gu Xiangtian responded.
"That's a big trouble for you!"
……
The driver's surname is Cai, and he is also very talkative.
Gu Xiangtian chatted with Master Cai all the way, and the conversation was very speculative.
When they got off the bus, the two also added WeChat to each other, and this customer was basically settled.
However, as soon as Gu Xiangtian entered the store, he saw that Liao Xin was looking at him with a cannibalistic look.
"Gu Xiangtian, why did you come to work!What time is it?" Liao Xin pointed at Gu Xiangtian and shouted.
Gu Xiangtian looked at his watch, it was already past ten o'clock: "Director, I just went to meet a customer, I forgot to say hello to you, I'm sorry!"
"Are you embarrassed to tell me, you go to meet the customer? Another week will be three months, if the probation period is three months, you can't open a single order, immediately leave me!"
"Okay! I will definitely try to make the first order in my life!"
Liao Xin pointed to the door of the store and said: "Although you missed the morning exercise time, but the slogan of the day is still indispensable, you go to the door by yourself, shout the slogan ten times and then come in!"
There is a lot of pressure to be a real estate agent, and every morning when you go to work, you have to shout the slogan several times to cheer yourself up and cheer up the team!
Gu Xiangtian stood at the door, standing upright, raising his right fist, like a beckoning cat.
"I can do it, I can do it, I will do it......"
Director Liao suddenly walked out and said menacingly: "Gu Xiangtian! Is this how you shouted slogans? Be louder!"
Gu Xiangtian cleared his throat, raised his voice and shouted, "I can do it......!"
"You can't do it! Be louder! Let my ears flutter! Let everyone in the office building across from you hear!"
Gu Xiangtian stiffened his head and raised his voice to the highest.
"I can do it! I can do it!"
"Billing! Billing! I want to bill!"
"Come on, come on, I'm going to come on!"
……
Just these three slogans made Gu Xiangtian shout eight times, and his throat was almost hoarse.
"Director, can I go in and have a drink?"
"What kind of water to drink! There are two more left! Hold on! Be louder!" Liao Xin encouraged with bad intentions.
Gu Xiangtian swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, moistened his throat, and continued to shout the remaining two times.
"Alright, Director, I'm in. ”
After Gu Xiangtian finished shouting, his brain was a little deprived of oxygen, and small stars appeared in front of him from time to time.
"No! Do the duck dance again!" Liao Xin said.
"Don't jump, Director, I'm jumping too ugly!" Gu Xiangtian said embarrassedly.
"It's not ugly, let's jump! Activity, good for your body, I'll give you a soundtrack!"
Liao Xin turned on the music on his phone and turned it up to the maximum volume.
Gu Xiangtian was speechless, people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and they were late first, so they could only admit it.
Gu Xiangtian stood awkwardly at the door of the store, facing the pedestrians coming and going, and danced a duck dance.
A little girl who passed by holding her mother's hand said, "Mom, look! That person is dancing so ugly!"
The mother glanced at Gu Xiangtian and said to the little girl, "That's their leader punishing him! You have to study hard when you go to school! Otherwise, you will be punished for dancing like this uncle!"
"I know, Mom, I must study hard and score 100 points!"
"My daughter is so good!"
When their mother and daughter spoke, they were very close to Gu Xiangtian, and Gu Xiangtian could hear them clearly.
The little girl is a child, but what her mother says is ugly.
"Why am I my uncle?, am I so mature?" Gu Xiangtian was quite entangled in his heart.
At this time, Liao Jin suddenly turned off the music and said, "Don't dance! Don't jump! I'm going to throw up if I dance again!"
"Thank you, Director!"
Gu Xiangtian was relieved and was about to sit down in his place and drink saliva.
Suddenly, Liao Xin grabbed Gu Xiangtian's arm.