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Worst!
Wang Moyu suddenly remembered the most important thing, and he didn't seem to have ...... Choose what type of boyfriend you want!
Never mind...... Wang Moyu sighed, what is it, anyway, he doesn't really need a virtual boyfriend.
The phone lit up on the shelf, Wang Moyu glanced at the name displayed on the screen, frowned slightly, and froze for five seconds before slowly swiping the screen to connect the phone, and at the same time clicked on the speakerphone.
"Dayu, what are you doing, it takes you so long to answer the phone?"
On the other end of the phone was a woman's voice, although not young, but very energetic, with a very loud voice and an intimate tone. This is Wang Moyu's master, Sister Ma Yanma.
"Sister, I, I'm at home......"
Wang Moyu is hesitant, if he were someone else, he would probably misunderstand what he was doing at home.
"Oh, I'll send you that, how about it, can you pick it up?"
"Yes...... Yes, yes, yes......"
"What does it mean to be able to be able to speak, to speak to me is complete, to be able is to be able to be, and if you can't be to be can't!"
Ma Yang is an anxious man, if it weren't for Wang Moyu's huge output and never delaying the draft, I'm afraid Ma Yang would have broken into his house countless times, grabbed his collar and roared.
"I can write...... Can I pick up ...... It's like, I've got to collect some material and I'll have to start writing in at least a week......"
"Oh, that's okay, just write it! Dayu, I don't worry about your writing, this time it's a script, I'm also worried that you're not familiar with it, so I'll give you a little more time." You just write down-to-earth, we can do the format or something, I just need your content, and you leave everything else to me!"
"Okay...... Got it......"
Wang Moyu answered twice, and was about to hang up the phone, when Ma Yang's loud voice came from the microphone again.
"By the way, this is not like before, it is paid like three, three, four. I'll punch in the 30% deposit, you can see later, and I'll pay another 30% after the submission, and then I'll pay the last 40% after it's completely OK. ”
"Okay, thank you, sister. ”
When it comes to money, Wang Moyu is energetic, and before the phone hangs up, he can't wait to check his mobile banking.
"Shhhh
Ma Yang hung up the phone, Wang Moyu saw the transfer information, and couldn't help but gasp.
It is said that the film and television industry is profitable, and it seems to be true. A single deposit is enough for several months. Wang Moyu feels that it is better for him to simply write scripts in the future, which is easier than now.
Wang Moyu found some more information on the Internet, looked at the basic routines of current romance idol dramas, and roughly had some directions in his heart. He didn't dare to read literary works, although reading books is a good thing, but when he read books in the early stage of creation, the works that came out would always have some shadows of others, which he didn't want.
casually ordered a takeaway near his home, he lay on the bed with his mobile phone, waiting for the glory of the delivery man to come, and swiped Weibo and Moments by the way.
At this time, Wang Moyu found out that there was an additional friend application in his WeChat.
It's unusual, he doesn't make new friends, he doesn't socialize much with old friends, and theoretically no one will look for him.
I clicked on it and took a look, and the avatar was a handsome guy with a nickname called Applejack. Probably, it's the "virtual boyfriend" I just ordered online.
Verified.
Looking at the other party's avatar and nickname, Wang Moyu was thinking about whether to take the initiative to send something to alleviate the embarrassment, and the other party directly brought fatal embarrassment.
Applejack: "Hey, baby, what are you doing?"
You're a big man, you're so handsome, don't you want to be so greasy!
Wang Moyu threw the phone to the corner of the bed with a shake of his hand, frowned and was disgusted for a long time, and then humbly crawled over and picked up the phone again.
Dayu treats water and does not cure diseases: "Hello, who are you?"
Applejack: "Ahhh
Applejack ...... Wang Moyu felt powerless to complain about this code name of the street prodigal son in the seventies and eighties. He would rather the other party call him "thief of heart" and "hunter of love", but he can convince himself that this is just a local trend.
Dayu treats water but does not cure diseases: "Uh, hello...... Well, I hope, can you call me by name for a while?"
Wang Moyu forcibly held back his feeling of nausea and replied seriously.
Applejack: "Okay, what's your name, this beautiful little fairy?"
Dayu does not cure the disease: "...... Call me silent. ”
Okay, it was successful, and now Wang Moyu himself is disgusted.
Applejack: "That's a nice name." Look, you careless ghost doesn't have any notes, I don't know what type of Applejack you like?"
I like Applejack who keeps her mouth shut and doesn't speak...... I love Applejack who disappears now...... Can I act as if none of this happened......
Wang Moyu complained 10,000 times in his heart, but the money has already been spent, even if he collects materials, he must survive this week.
Dayu treats water and does not cure diseases: "Haha, it's okay." I just wanted to experience what the perfect boyfriend looks like. ”
Applejack: "That's a wise choice. It doesn't matter, you can tell me what kind of girl you are, and I'll feel your liking. ”
Oh, the little mouth is quite sweet, Wang Moyu finally felt a trace of the meaning of the existence of this service.
Dayu does not cure the water: "I am a recent college graduate, currently engaged in some creation at home, and the usual entertainment is to play games and watch TV series." ”
Applejack: "That's great, I like to play games too, and I can play with you in the evenings." I really envy the young energy of the recent graduates. ”
Dayu treats water but not disease: "Oh? Have you graduated for a long time?"
Probably suddenly caught the loophole, Ajie was silent for several minutes before replying to Wang Moyu's message.
Applejack: "yes, it's been three years since I graduated, and now I'm working in the field, so I miss that time. ”
Dayu treats water but not disease: "Yes, I also miss when I was in college." ”
Miss the cheap cafeteria, miss the university's free library, free wifi, free hot water......
"Bell bell-"
A rapid bell rang, Wang Moyu put down his mobile phone, ran to the pager in the entrance, and pressed the call button.
"Who?"
"502's takeaway! Mr. Su's grilled fish rice!"
"Oh, okay. ”
Wang Moyu responded, quickly pressed the unlock button, and put the delivery man into the building. Then, after counting 100 times in my heart, I heard footsteps, and glanced at the cat's eye, and sure enough, it was a delivery man in a blue jacket.
"Your takeaway, please give a good review!"
"Hmm!"
Wang Moyu took the takeaway, quickly closed the door, locked the door again, and then sat down in front of the computer with the takeaway, and opened the bloody exercise that he had been chasing recently.
For an otaku, it is impossible to exercise, but looking at the hot blood, rounding up can be regarded as consuming calories.
Just eating, life is not comfortable. Sure enough, less than five minutes after eating, Wang Moyu felt sleepy.
Don't look at how depraved the pig life of eating, sleeping, eating, and never exercising is, Wang Moyu has maintained a weight of more than 120 pounds since graduating from high school, and the highest record in his life is 129 pounds, and he has never broken the 130 mark.
As a man, but also as an otaku, this weight is still too thin.
In the end, it is still a bad stomach, no matter how much you eat, you can't absorb it, and eating fatty meat every day is still a bamboo pole. My aunt taught herself a lesson for many years, and let me go to the hospital to see this suffering stomach. But stomach disease is always a chronic disease, and it is difficult to get better, so Wang Moyu is afraid of trouble and is too lazy to take care of it.
I looked at the wall clock on the wall, it was exactly two o'clock in the afternoon, I could sleep, and I would get up at six o'clock to write some manuscripts.
Wang Moyu was amazed by his seamless arrangement, and quickly fell asleep.
Virtual boyfriend delivered to your door
“502...... 502......”
Ren Miao flashed a flashlight in the corridor and struggled to climb the stairs. There are voice-activated lights in the stairs, but he is worried that finding the door at this time will be mistaken for stealing chickens and dogs, or using a flashlight in the dark, which looks more like a decent gentleman.
"Well, I finally found it. ”
Ren Miao breathed a sigh of relief, took out the key with the label from his pocket, inserted it into the lock hole, turned off the flashlight and put it in his bag.
Sure enough, at four o'clock in the morning, no one will be awake at home, but I don't know why the lights are on, probably because the owner forgot to turn them off when he was sleeping.
Ren Miao tiptoed to close the door, put the key into his close-fitting pocket, and just raised his head to look into the room, he saw a thin young man wearing a vest and shorts, bangs about to cover his eyes, a toothbrush in his mouth, and a towel around his neck.
"You ......"
Ren Miao looked at him, stunned for half a minute, and squeezed a word out of his throat.
"Me?"
The boy slowly opened his mouth, and the electric toothbrush fell on the floor tiles, making a buzzing sound.
"Ahh
The young man finally reacted and let out a miserable cry for help, Ren Miao was about to open his mouth to explain, a black shadow flashed, and he fell.
Ren Miao never thought that the last memory of her life was actually a mouthwash cup with a Mickey Mouse pattern.
"Yes, Auntie, I'm sorry to be so late...... Oh yes, it's daytime over there, yes, yes, I just wanted to ask you a ...... Uh-oh yes, Ren Miao, yes, that's the name, oh really...... Uh, why didn't you tell me first...... Uh, okay, I got it...... Okay, I'll call you again when I have something, you can dance first......"
Wang Moyu hung up the phone, twisting his fingers, but he didn't dare to look up at the angry Ren Miao in front of him.
"Well, trust me now, right?"
"No, I'm sorry......" Wang Moyu put on a shirt, sat on the edge of the sofa, and looked at Ren Miao apologetically, a little at a loss, "I just ...... I didn't expect ...... No...... You should explain that too......"
"What do you explain? Did you give me time to explain? I just said one word, and you knocked me out! You're too precautionary!"
Ren Miao held the egg, rubbing her forehead, and looked at Wang Moyu angrily.
Wang Moyu always felt that this person's beard was going to be crooked.
"Okay...... The point is, you show up at someone else's house at four o'clock in the morning, you can't blame me for being scared, right...... And, moreover...... You're too weak, so you just smashed it and fainted......"
Wang Moyu was a thief, and the more he spoke, the quieter he became, and finally he simply stopped talking, staring at Ren Miao with a resentful expression.
"I'm vain, I'm vain, you say I'm vain, I'm, I'm a pure man, okay!"
Ren Miao was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, she bounced up from the sofa with a "poof", and reached out to lift her sleeves, wanting to show Wang Moyu her strong arm muscles. Unfortunately, I don't have many muscles, and my skin is very dry.
Wang Moyu looked up at him, this person had the appearance of a macho man: a bohemian curly hair, unable to distinguish whether it was a self-curled or specially made like a teddy; thick eyebrows and big eyes, looking very masculine, with a circle of beard around his mouth, but his lips were red and his teeth were white, and with this rather "empty" body, he might be even weaker than himself.
"Well, I was not good before, mainly because my aunt also forgot to tell me, so I misunderstood you, and I apologize to you. ”
Wang Moyu apologized obediently, and pushed the water cup on the table to Ren Miao's side, which was quite a bit of a gesture of goodwill.
"So, I haven't woken up too much just now, you just said you were ...... Magician, did I hear that word right?"
"That's right. Ren Miao nodded, took the water cup and drained the water inside, put the cup back on the table with a "bang", and looked at Wang Moyu with disdain, "What's the fuss, haven't you seen the magician?"
"Well, it's not like I haven't seen it, it's not like I've seen it...... So, where are you in the barbershop?"
"Barbershop?" Ren Miao was stunned for a moment, the beard that had just calmed down was blown up again, and he entered a violent state again, "I'm a magician!
"Okay, okay, magic, magic......" Wang Moyu touched his head, always feeling that he hadn't woken up yet, or his aunt had found him someone with a more serious disease than him: "Then, are you immortal?"
Ren Miao rolled her eyes and clasped her hands on her chest: "That's the immortal law." ”
"So, can you pull the rabbit out of your clothes?"
“...... That's magic. ”
"So, are you going to dance with a peachwood sword?"
“...... That's the way. ”
"I see, can you make pots and pans dance and let them cook their own meals?"
“...... That's right, this time it's magic. Ren Miao nodded, looking at him with a teachable expression, "However, I won't do this." ”
"......" Wang Moyu looked straight at him, one minute, two minutes, three minutes......
"Hey, don't you look at me with the eyes of a liar, I'm really a magician, otherwise how would I have the key to your house?"
"Didn't my aunt give it to you?"
Wang Moyu looked at him with his big eyes, Ren Miao suddenly felt his heartbeat skip a beat, took a breath, and calmed down.
This guy's eyelashes aren't ordinarily long......
"Even if it's true, but I know everything about you since you were a child. ”
"My aunt can tell you that...... Besides, how can you know everything?"
“...... So how can you trust me?"
"Just, just show off...... It's the ones that magicians should show off, spells, or fireworks, and you don't even have a wand!"
“...... Kid, watch less movies, magic isn't so godly. My main function is to protect you. ”
"Protect my ......" Wang Moyu blinked, looked at Ren Miao for a while, and showed a look of regret on his face.
Such a rough man, it's a pity that the second middle school disease is already terminally ill.
"Anyway, you can rest here first, I still have a room, there are more things, but it's okay to sleep. I'll sleep a little longer, and I'll talk about it when I wake up. ”
"Well, that's not right...... When I first came in, you were brushing your teeth......" Ren Miao looked at Wang Moyu, "Didn't you get up, why do you still sleep?"
"I'm up? oh yes, I'm up, what am I going to do when I'm up? I'm going to get up...... Ahh......hh Mobile!"
Wang Moyu suddenly remembered the real reason why he got up at four o'clock in the morning, exclaimed, and rushed into the bedroom.
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