097 Trident

The return journey to complete the mission is leisurely, and the rich are even more leisurely.

There was no rush for the outlaw when it came, because the people who needed to die had sunk to the bottom of the sea. The fox and the butcher, then began to wander in earnest.

If it weren't for the fact that there was a boss waiting to reply, these two guys might have been able to wander until they were old.

"Do you think you two eloped?"

As soon as they met, Wuda spat out a fragrant mouth.

The butcher pouted: "Just like a fox, dressing up as a woman almost disgusted me to death." Can I take a fancy to him? Boss, I haven't seen you for two years, your taste has deteriorated!"

"What have you seen? Do you think I'm ugly? You kill pigs. ”

The butcher is just a nickname, how can he really kill pigs?

The butcher was a little embarrassed: "Haven't you been home for almost two years, oh, I retired from the fox and you are the front and back feet." When I got home, I was really bored, so I started killing pigs and selling meat. ”

When the butcher came home, the pitiful resettlement fee was not enough to build, so he wandered around the town all day.

Once, there was a family that wanted to kill a pig for a happy event. As a result, the pig was unwilling to be slaughtered and ran out into the street.

A group of people chased after them with all kinds of weapons, and the pig ran more and more happily, and it seemed that it was about to run into the mountains and forests, and occupy the mountains as kings. It was also the day that it was going to die, so it ran to the side of the butcher who was wandering everywhere.

The butcher who has nothing to do with the stump, where will this great opportunity slip away. He stepped forward and kicked the pig in the neck. At that time, the pig couldn't take care of himself, and he just knew how to hum when he lay there.

When the other men who supplied the weapons arrived, the butcher took the pig-killing knife, first slashed the spinal cord with one sword, and then stabbed the heart with another, and the pig did not move again until the last drop of blood was shed.

At first glance, this kid is a cooking soldier in the army, or a cooking soldier who specializes in killing pigs. also instigated the butcher to put on a live performance and unload the poor pig for eighty pieces.

The people in the village didn't know what it was to solve the cow, so they saw that the butcher's movements were very smooth, and he didn't drag the mud and water at all, so he relied on a sharp knife to dismantle the pig.

Come and go, and the butcher really becomes a butcher.

There is no shame in killing pigs, and it can even be regarded as a craft. In addition to earning a little, you can also drop some pigs into the water from time to time to fight tooth sacrifices, which is a more promising profession in the town.

Every once in a while, there are girls like "Cuihua", who point at this embarrassed but so chic pork guy.

The butcher is also a man who has seen the world, how can he be moved by these vulgar fans?

With a knife, a pig's head is split in half. Picking up the pink pig's brain with the tip of a knife, and saying to the girl, "Eat it raw, eat it as a big supplement", it perfectly scared off all the people who "coveted his beauty".

"Haha, in ancient times, there was Lu Ti who punched the town of Guanxi, and now there is a butcher who kills stupid pigs angrily. What a delight!" said the fox with a very unkind compliment.

The butcher sneered: "Hello, hello, you neurotic!"

But it turned out that the fox's life after returning to his hometown was not easy.

The fox is a big city man, and he has two money in his family, which is much better than the butcher who kills the pig.

But after going home for a while, the fox always felt that he was out of place with the people around him, and he had nothing to say.

Except for a few guys who played with the car, the car broke down, and I heard the name of the fox and came to ask for advice. The rest of the time, it's just a person at home.

The family asked for a good job, but they were reluctant to go.

It really wasn't a problem, so the family thought about introducing someone to the fox. If you are disobedient, it will be good to be beaten twice by your daughter-in-law!

There are occasional hooks, and they are also stupid by the fox's two sentences.

The first sentence, "Do you know how to drive".

This sentence is quite normal, and most people can catch it.

If you think a little more, you think you're asking about other people's economic conditions on the side.

If you have a car, you can hold your head high and say "yes"; if you don't have a car, it doesn't matter, it's a big deal to learn a driver's license, who can't afford to buy a car?

The latter sentence "Can you fly a plane" is not like human words.

In our realm, there are a few people who can fly airplanes, why don't you talk about flying spaceships?

Neuropathy!

The girl was so angry that she ran away, and everyone knew that she had a neurotic who could fly an airplane. Shame on the family, no one dares to talk about blind dates anymore.

I can't afford to lose that man!

The fox is also very helpless, just those crooked melons and cracked dates, and they still mention this condition and that condition, didn't they pee and look like themselves?

I think back then, my fox was also a romantic genius who had been in the midst of thousands of flowers and did not stick to the leaves, but I couldn't appreciate the local atmosphere of this country girl!

Looking at this pair of neuropaths, Wu Da really couldn't laugh.

No matter how heartless they behave, as if they don't care at all, who doesn't want to be happy in front of others?

"What are you going to do next?"

"What can you do? Continue to go home and kill the pigs. The butcher smiled wryly.

The fox was more cheerful and smiled: "You are unproductive! The boss promised to give us an annual salary of 200,000 yuan, can't you follow the boss?"

"What can I do, I'm only going to kill people, no, now it's killing pigs. The boss doesn't need me like that. ”

The butcher also knew that his temperament was not pleasant, so he turned his head and persuaded the fox: "You can drive, and your skills are good, so follow the boss and do a good job." I'm still used to being free alone, so I don't want the 200,000. I'm sorry, boss. ”

"Don't you want two million dollars?"

"Can you pay such a high wage?

Wuda pretended to be angry: "Get out of the way." Lao Tzu's team has just opened, and there are seven or eight guns for more than a dozen people, but there is no spare money to support you two uncles.

I'm talking about the money I got from Boss Niu. ”

"It's not your money, what does it have to do with the two of us?" the fox winked at the butcher, "You said yes, the master?"

The butcher was furious: "If you complain again, I cut off your turtle son!"

He said to Wu Da again: "What the fox said is what I want to say, and the money will be considered as compensation from the Niu family." The two of us, we don't need that much money.

This money, less worry, more trouble. If you are doing business now, you must have more places to use money, so you are welcome. ”

What is Friend?

can be beaten to the head for a sentence. It is also possible to treat huge amounts of money as dung for the sake of who needs it more.

Wu Da's idea was that they didn't want this money.

Combined with the eight million dollars transferred back from the United States, it can barely be regarded as 100 million

MB, it can be regarded as the two of them taking a stake in Wei's Real Estate.

Since Sophia gave a premium, it is equivalent to twice the profit as soon as she bought the shares, in other words, both of them are now multimillionaires.

"What about your calves, aren't you? Business is so profitable? That Sophia is a big fool, or does she have a crush on you? I don't believe it, I don't believe it. The butcher was in disbelief.

The fox guy looked carefully at the butcher's face and nodded: "Your expression is very serious. I decided to write the word "disbelief" on your face when I turned around and let everyone know your attitude. ”

Wu Da protected the fox that was about to be cut, and said helplessly: "Don't make trouble, get down to business."

Sophia, of course, is not a fool, and she will not give us money for nothing, so let's take what we need. You don't have to worry about business, and you are guaranteed to live a good life.

In addition, I bought a small courtyard house for one of you not far from my house in Dongcheng. It's not worth a few dollars, but it can be regarded as a place to stay. ”

Give business and house, if you refuse again, it will be hypocritical.

The two vagrants, uh no, freshly baked multi-millionaires, thought about it, and both nodded in agreement.

The content of the work is also easy to arrange.

The fox is a driver and bodyguard. Although his bodyguard may not be able to protect the boss, his car playing skills really can't find a few stronger than him.

After that, when you are free, you can form a racing team, this guy is definitely a good player.

The butcher is an idler and does not have to go to work. Every day's work is to go to Wuda's house from time to time to chat, drink tea, and accompany Wuda's father and mother to the street to buy vegetables.

"Sister-in-law, don't you have to accompany me?"

"Your sister-in-law, naturally with your brother, it's your business!"