This afternoon, the teacher changed seats based on the results of the midterm exams.

Zhou Xian took the initiative to ask the teacher to be in the latter position.

He's long, and the reason is very good, teacher, I'm too far ahead to block others.

……

Finally stopped being harassed by Lin Xiaoman, that girl seemed to have 100,000 whys, she was the fourth in the class, is there such a dish, of course it is not a dish, but she treats Zhou Xian as an English dictionary.

“……”

"I'm not your English dictionary!"

It's almost her intelligent robot.

Not only English, but also other subjects......

Zhou Xian's new table changed two boys, one was the best student in the Chinese exam, the only one in the school with a perfect score in the essay, probably Cao Zhiwang wanted to improve Zhou Xian's Chinese scores, and the other boy was the only one in the class who did not take the high school entrance examination, and was sent to Wei Nanshan, a chemistry student in No. 1 Middle School, through the provincial chemistry competition for middle school students.

It's the glasses man who entered the school on the first day and said that the new book was poisonous.

Although the overall score is not good, the science category is particularly strong, such as chemistry is a perfect score.

In the future, it will definitely be a science man.

In chemistry class, this guy actually fell asleep.

Because of the position of the noon adjustment, the chemistry teacher didn't see that it was Wei Nanshan.

"The sleeping student, you come to answer our exercise, nanomaterials are the most popular material direction in the world today, if the nanomaterials are dispersed into water, the mixture obtained by dispersing them into water cannot have the properties that A can all pass through the filter paper, B has the Tyndall effect, C nanomaterials can pass through the semi-permeable membrane, D has electrophoresis, answer and analyze why?"

Wei Nanshan opened his lazy eyes, and then replied half-openly: "The diameter of nanomaterials is a few nanometers to tens of nanometers, and the colloidal dispersion system is obtained by dispersion in water as a dispersion, and the alternating dispersion system can all pass through the filter paper, there is a Tyndall effect, and there may be electrophoresis, but the nanomaterial particles cannot pass through the semi-permeable membrane, so the answer is C." ”

"Sit down, it's okay to sleep, but don't snore, Wei Nanshan. ”

The chemistry teacher didn't know that it was Wei Nanshan who was sleeping, which was difficult to think about, it was not realistic, this student who participated in the provincial middle school chemistry competition and won the first place was a self-study of high school chemistry, and he is now doing high school competition questions, facing the high school chemistry competition, and taking the alternative student who was escorted by the competition.

But this guy is impotent in class, but he is alive after class, no way, the chemistry teacher is too simple, so boring that he falls asleep.

"Zhou Xian, Xu Lang asks you a question, a beautiful woman and an ugly girl fell into the river at the same time, which one will you save first?"

"A beautiful woman will marry you, an ugly woman will give you a billion, which one do you choose?"

"Well, it doesn't matter if you have money or not, I mainly like ugly!" Xu Lang said.

Zhou Xian: "......"

Wei Nanshan was stunned.

"If someone gives you 100,000 yuan because you are ugly, will you accept the money?"

"Of course I will, otherwise I'm not only ugly, I'm stupid!"

"There's a five-meter pit in front of you, there's no water in it, join you and jump in can you get out?"

"Isn't that easy?

"Do you have that much water in your head?"

"I don't have so much water in my head, why should I jump in?"

“……”

Zhou Xian held back his laughter.

This is the debut of the science and engineering men and the literary men at the same table, and they next contracted Zhou Xian's next laughs at school.

The online novel "The First Close Contact" on the Bay Island side became popular as soon as it was serialized on Treasure Island, and it was originally serialized on the Internet, and its huge influence on the Internet made the publishers take a fancy to it, and then published it as a book.

Zhou Xian found that Wei Nanshan started reading the book as soon as he got out of class.

Nowadays, young people in China have also begun to popularize instant messaging on the Internet, using the online chat tool QQ, which makes this book very fashionable and best-selling now.

Because this book is about online virgin boyfriends and girlfriends.

Dating female netizens.

I met her on the Internet, and I don't remember exactly how it started, but it seems to be because of my signature.

It is written like this:

If I had 10 million, I would be able to buy a house.

Do I have 10 million? No.

So I still don't have a house.

If I had wings, I could fly.

Do I have wings? No.

If I pour out the water of the entire Pacific Ocean, I will not be able to extinguish the fire of my love for you.

Can the entire Pacific Ocean pour out all the water? No.

That's why I don't love you. ”

Actually, it's just my occupational disease. I'm a graduate student, and my mind is always full of logic in order to write numerical programs.

When the assumptions are not true, the conclusion is bullshit. It's just like discussing the question of whether eunuchs are more likely to have boys or girls, it's pointless. Writing these things in my signature proves that I am an extremely boring person, and in fact it is. So I didn't put any beautiful eyebrows, so that the pillow was still empty, but it was reasonable.

And she, what an exception. She emailed me and told me that I was a very interesting person. Interesting: How could such an adjective be used on me?

It makes people laugh off their big teeth. I think she either has a low IQ or has a brain problem. Look at her name, but it doesn't look like it, her name is light and flying, but it's a pretty poetic name. However, the name on the Internet is always false and real, and the beautiful name may be a dinosaur, because the beautiful name is the best weapon for dinosaurs to hunt innocent boys like me.

Speaking of dinosaurs, it brought back my painful memories. I've seen a few female netizens, and the result is that one is more vicious than the other, and they run away every time......

Zhou Xian knows this book, and he used to be the first god book on the Internet.

This popular novel comes from a science and engineering man, who is a doctoral student at Cheng Kung University, he feels that he is too deep in the field of science and engineering, and the mode of thinking is all led by numbers and equations, he found new fun on the Internet on Bay Island, watching many people use the Internet to joke and publish novels, he felt very interesting after reading some of them, and was often moved by novels on the Internet, so he couldn't help but hit the keyboard word by word in front of the computer according to some of his own life experiences and feelings, and wrote the first best-selling novel in the entire history of the Chinese Internet, which can be said to be the pioneering work of online novels。

This has triggered the creative enthusiasm of tens of thousands of Internet youth, and now five dark horses are also out, Ning Caishen, Li Xunhuan, and Baby Anne......

An even larger group of web novel creators is beginning to pour out.

"Is Xu Lang's book good?"

"It's good-looking, it's amazing! This book Wei Nanshan should read the most, a straight man, a chemical man. ”

"What's wrong with straight men?"

"Straight men can't get a girlfriend in college!"

“……”

The two of them fought again.

With the joining of Teacher Tong, Zhou Xian no longer worries about the maintenance of the navigation website and the guild website.

He took the lead, and Wang Jian and Li Weiran also followed......

The busiest person he used to be the most idle instead, he called Chen Hai, he was fighting in the magic capital to charge the market, and there were already other Internet café management software competitors on the market.

The sense of crisis made him burst out with more powerful energy, in the Shanghai Magic Capital, he chartered a car to run the big magic capital, so that the amount of money in Zhou Xian's card increased rapidly, some time ago I saw that the card was five million, and only a few days later, there were more than one million more in the card.

There are more than six million in Kari.

The online novel that Wei Nanshan read at the same table today gave Zhou Xian the idea of building a literary website.

Open the Internet, Zhou Xian browsed some of the current novel websites, and now He Zai's "The Legend of Wukong" is now under the banyan tree, and the original literature network at noon around the world is popular.

It's just that the current literary website has not yet found a profit model, only the head work is published, the author gets income, and the rest of the people who write have no income, and the previous life has been until 2003 to create a VIP system, the author has gained some income, and the passion for creation is unprecedented, which makes online literature open a high-speed development model.

It seems that I can seize this blue ocean market of online literature a little earlier.