Chapter 172: Yun Shan who was crushed
But Huang Quan is different, this guy's emotional intelligence in terms of life and emotion is all negative.
"Haha, this little brother Xianyun is also a person of temperament, it is rare to be so simple-minded. Situ Nan said with a twitch in his face.
To be honest, just listening to the name Song Xianyun, everyone thinks this name is great, and it can even be said to be a very bookish name.
However, no one can associate such a bookish and elegant name with an eyeball, who is more than two meters tall and has muscles like an elephant.
This awkward feeling is like having a cat named Wangcai.
"That, since Brother Han asked me to say the point, then I'll talk about the point, I'm Huangquan, age 23 is a chicken. Hobbies like sleeping and eating. ”
"Then, my profession is a soldier, but I have been expelled from the military, so I am now unemployed, but I believe ...... I came to join my brother Han this time, and he can earn money to support me. ”
After thinking about it, Huang Quan began to introduce himself again.
Goofy is covered in a cold sweat.
I haven't seen him for a month or two, and he realizes that he really doesn't know how to get along with his stupid brother.
"Damn, it turns out that the military has been expelled, Xiaoquanzi, you can't survive outside, and you came to join Brother Han?"
After hearing Huang Quan's words, Yun Shan immediately gloated.
"Who said I can't survive outside, I have a lot of survival skills, don't believe it, I will definitely crush you believe it or not?"
The face was full of unconvinced expressions.
"Heck, if you want to compete with me in survival skills, you're going to lose. "You can't beat this guy, but if it's a survival skill, Yun Shan feels that he is an international chef, so he has to compare this to this thing.
Immediately said in a deep voice: "Although I, Yunshan, don't have any great skills, but I have also won the Chef God Trophy of the International Food Competition for four consecutive years, how are you scared?"
"Hehe, it turned out to be a broken roast. ”
Huang Quan smiled disdainfully: "I'm weaker than you, although I can't cook, but I know computer programming and I'm a top hacker, I can hack the official website of your bullshit food contest in minutes, and delete all the honors about you Believe it or not?"
"Bragging doesn't make drafts, you're also a hacker like this?" Yun Shan looked incredulous.
He has seen too many hackers, most of them are people who stay in front of the computer all the year round, and they don't see the sun, resulting in very fair skin and even some sickness.
Look at Huangquan again, if you give a strong elephant, you will also be a hacker?
Yun Shanzhen doubted that if this guy was a hacker, he would smash the keyboard with one finger when operating the computer.
"Fatty, don't believe that Huang Quan is really a top hacker. ”
"Although he looks silly, he is fluent in seven Chinese, and when he was in the military region before, there were only competitions about gun control, or helicopter operation, as long as he was in the first place, it was all his. ”
With a wry smile, Ye Feng looked at Yun Shan with a very sympathetic eye and said.
"What, is this guy so awesome?"
Yun Shan was taken aback.
Situ Nan and the others were also shocked when they heard this, they thought that Huang Quan, a big man, belonged to the type of bodyguard who could fight very well, but they didn't expect that he was still a science and technology expert.
"Don't underestimate Ah Quan, although he looks stupid, he is not very smart in life, and sometimes he is stupid, but in fact he is really a genius. Sometimes even I was jealous of his stupid-looking but actually very smart head. ”
Goofy said with a smile.
He wasn't deliberately helping Huang Quan, but wanted to help Huang Quan explain.
After all, in the future, Huang Quan and Yun Shan will be by their side and become his right-hand men...... So the relationship between these two people must be harmonious between the two of them.
It is precisely in this mind that Gao Fei will say this.
Because he knew that Huang Quan listened to him for everything, and he told him not to fight with Yun Shan in the future, then Huang Quan would definitely carry it out.
So as long as he can ensure Yun Shan's broken mouth attribute and don't take the initiative to provoke Huang Quan, then these two people will get along very well in the future.
"Oops, I didn't expect you to be so powerful. ”
Yun Shan was not stupid, he knew what the reason Gao Fei told him this, and immediately patted his stomach and said.
But there was some frustration in my heart.
He originally thought that he was flying high here, although he couldn't help much, but he was a kitchen god after all.
It is also the existence that used to be the eleventh place in the mercenary rankings, and with him here in Gao Fei, the Jedi can help Gao Fei a lot at a critical moment.
But now that he was comparing himself with Huang Quan, he suddenly found that he was crushed in all directions.
First of all, in terms of ranking, he has not received tasks for four years, and his ranking has dropped to twenty, while Huang Quanna is perennially ranked seventh, which he lost to Huang Quan.
In terms of combat effectiveness, it is estimated that he is not Huang Quan's opponent when he is at his peak, let alone now, if it is really a life-and-death fight, he thinks that he will not exceed five minutes, and he will be killed by Huang Quan.
In addition to these two points, Gao Fei said that Huang Quan is proficient in the seven Chinese languages and is also a top hacker, which has caused tens of thousands of critical damage points to Yun Shan.
Because compared to Huang Quan, a big man who looks stupid, it seems that he is really useless.
"Fatty, don't think about anything in your heart. Gao Fei patted Yun Shan and said, "Now that you are here with me, Huangquan is also with me, in the future, the two of you will be my right-hand man, and no one can do it without me." ”
"Hehe, does the little fat man feel inferior to me?" Huang Quan had met Yun Shan a few times before, and he would quarrel every time.
But every time he was dumbfounded by Yun Shanyi, so this time he had a feeling of raising his eyebrows.
sat down next to Yun Shan and said, "In the future, the two of us will follow Brother Han, Brother Han's boss, my second, you are my little brother and Brother Han......"
"your grandmother's legs, why are you the second in line?"
"Uh, because I'm ......"
Huang Quan subconsciously spoke, but he didn't know what to say as soon as he said a few words, he looked at Gao Fei and asked, "Brother Han, help me explain why I filmed the second child." ”
"......" Goofy was speechless.
Situ Nan and the others were all speechless.
Just half a minute ago, no ...... To be precise, they were all shocked a few seconds ago, but they didn't expect that Huang Quan, who looked silly, turned out to be a real genius.
But now, Huang Quan's opening suddenly made them muttered in their hearts: "Is it really a genius to say such a thing that is not good for saying a word and has no clear logical thinking?"
"You two are the second, okay?"
Goofy smiled wordlessly.
"No, you have to make a difference. Huang Quan said more seriously, looking at Yun Shan: "Little fat man, don't say that I bullied you, now I'll let you say a way to let the two of us tell who is the second child, you can say it quickly." ”
"What's so difficult about this, let's compare the age, whoever is older is the second brother. ”
"I'm 23 years old, but I'm old, and they all say I want to be 33. Huang Quan said with a big grin.
Indeed, his real age is twenty-three, but his appearance does not have the immaturity of a twenty-three-year-old, and he does look like a thirty-three-year-old.
"Your logical thinking is really invincible, then let's compare the weight, whoever is heavier is the second brother. ”
"Yes, you can start by saying how heavy you are. ”
"Fat man, I'm 320 pounds. ”
"Hehe, you lost me another 350 pounds. Huang Quan grinned and smiled like a child.
When he spoke, he clenched his fist and showed his muscles: "See, I have muscles all over me, and muscles are heavier than fat, so you still lose this game, and I will be the second brother in the future, you are my little brother." ”
"I'm so ......" Yun Shan burst into tears.
It doesn't matter if you are crushed in terms of IQ, you are so proud of your weight that you are proud of, Yun Shan is so bitter in his heart.
He subconsciously opened his mouth and wanted to say, "If we don't compare IQ, whoever is smart is the second brother." ”