Chapter 136: Weasel's Double Ph.D. Degree

Zhang Xiaolong's black skin and Xiaobao have grown up together since childhood, and getting into trouble is as common as eating, but after the meal that day with Zhang Zhening, Zhang Zhening gave the three stunned a sentence: Follow me, but if you dare to make trouble for me, don't blame me for doing something to clean up the portal, how far and how far will it go, even if I kneel in front of me, I will at most find a place to dig a pit and bury it.

The black-skinned person is as his name, he is three thick and five big, and his skin is darker than Ah San, Lin Xiao gave the inner skin a nickname called Little Ah San.

But the character of the black skin is very different from the taciturn Ah San who is like a poisoned snake lurking in the dark, this person has a hot temper, just a little, and it is somewhat similar to Fan Shengjun in this regard.

Xiaobao always has a bald head, and is the most flavorful person among several younger brothers, whether it is speech and demeanor or the iconic appearance of the bald jacket, this person has a characteristic, that is, his eloquence is particularly good. Sometimes even Lin Xiao, who is the most neat at playing, sighs to himself.

These three stunned young people who wanted to mix with the society, after following Zhang Zhening, they restrained a lot, and they usually had nothing to do, so they were arranged by Zhang Zhening to do some miscellaneous procurement supervision and other work in the company.

The three brothers did not complain about this, but conscientiously did every task that Zhang Zhening told them. No matter what he does, he is always with Zhang Zhening, and he can be regarded as an authentic "social person".

Not to mention Kong Yuan, who is taciturn and only knows his cousin Kong Wen in his life, the three sticks can't make a sound, Fang Yiming really doesn't know what position to arrange for this person, and finally after thinking about it, he gave him a dispensable security position.

However, the cause of this accident was not directly caused by these little brothers, but an outsider, pretending to be a god of coercion, whose stage name is empty, the weasel of the chrysanthemum layman!

It is said that the brine points to the tofu, and the tofu is one thing and the other thing is down. This is absolutely true, the weasel followed the winter melon to fight in the east and west in the early years, and he was definitely a brave general and made great achievements.

But it was planted in the hands of Zhang Zhening's brothers more than once, and every time he ended up in the hospital.

Now the weasel is still chattering on the east gate every day, and those trumpet Jianghu people have to nod their heads and call Brother Huang respectfully when they see him.

Only Zhang Zhening is the only one in this group. The weasel is really afraid, from the fear in his bones, as long as he sees that he can make a detour, he must be spared, if he really can't get around, he has to smile and nod to say hello.

"Lao Huang, what are you doing, you just finished prostitution!" Lin Xiao's mouth was particularly damaged, and every time he saw a weasel, he had to tease him harshly.

"No, I never do that. ”

The weasel is afraid of being afraid, but pretending to be forced is indispensable, and said, "I think, to do that kind of thing, the two must have a little emotional foundation, I am a more traditional person, the set of the ancestors is very applicable to me, and the sexual behavior based on money or ** is similar to the nature of the animal ** in my opinion." ”

After a few words, he asked the willows every three or five times, and he didn't know how many women from good families had been harmed and Lin Xiao, who had made countless women crazy, was ashamed, and he felt that the realm of weasels was really high.

However, at this time, a well-known old bustard on the east gate suddenly came from behind, panting and said, "Brother Huang, just now Xiaocui told me that you gave him a tip of 100 yuan in private. I scolded her, you know, I absolutely forbid the lady to take tips, and the hundred yuan will be returned to you, and you can't break the rules. ”

The weasel's face turned blue and white for a while, and he glared at the old bustard. "Get out!"

The old bustard originally wanted to win the favor of the old prostitute weasel through this behavior, but he was glared at inexplicably, and immediately ran away.

Lin Xiao laughed so hard that tears came out, and he gave a thumbs up to the weasel, "Brother Huang, I believe you are a traditional person." The tradition has come to grandma's house!"

"Hey!"

The weasel sighed lightly, "It's not easy for other girls to come out and eat, I can't just look at it, in fact, I didn't do anything, I just wanted to help that girl." ”

Lin Xiao nodded vigorously. "Well, I believe in you, I especially believe in you!"

After saying that, he laughed and walked away, and the weasel, who had broken his face, went to find trouble with the old bustard that night, and forcibly played with the young ladies one by one. Then he didn't give a penny, and slapped the old bustard twice to relieve his anger.

This is not an earth-shattering event, but the cause of the endless troubles is because of the weasel.

In the eyes of the locals, Shu is divided into five regions, which are the four gates in the southeast, northwest and northwest according to the direction, and then the urban area in the middle.

There are a few ground snakes in each region, and on the east gate are Lunan and winter melons. On weekdays, everyone also abides by the rules, the well water does not interfere with the river water, and they make a lot of money on their own one-third of an acre.

The thing was that the weasel was really bored one day, so he left the east gate and went to the bar of the Nine Eyes Bridge to drink alone, taking two or three little brothers with him.

It just so happened that there was an extremely bewitching woman in that bar, sitting alone at the bar as if she had something on her mind.

The weasel, the king of pretense, walked over and chatted about astronomy and geography, and claimed that he had two Ph.D. titles, and was currently working as a financial and legal advisor for a Fortune 500 company, and as a part-time chief financial officer.

Maybe it's because of the lights in the bar, or maybe the woman drank too much and didn't care about the weasel's stylish outfit with a brand-name black suit and white Nike sneakers, and after being crazy brainwashed for a while, she actually believed it!

The weasel's pretending skills have reached the realm of supernatural power, plus he spends money like dirt, and there are a few small followers next to him, so that the woman's blue eyes are combined.

That night, the two opened a room in the hotel Wushan **, and at the end, the woman snuggled in the weasel's arms and said softly, "Brother Huang, I'm not a casual woman, you have to be responsible for me." ”

The weasel stroked the woman's smooth back and smiled gracefully, "I'm not the kind of man with watery poplars, don't worry, I will be responsible for you." ”

However, when the two were getting dressed, the woman immediately saw the weasel dressed in a black suit and white sneakers.

The woman who was completely sober asked, "Are you really a doctor?"

"Of course. Two doctoral titles, I was going to get the third, but then I didn't take the exam because I thought these things were meaningless. ”

The weasel, who didn't graduate from elementary school, pretended to be forced with a red face and a heartbeat.

"And what kind of Ph.D. are you?" the woman continued.

The weasel snorted, "Cosmology and anthropology." ”

The woman, who was not highly educated, but whose education level was definitely several levels higher than that of a weasel, thought about it and asked, "Then what do you say are the three major planets in the solar system?" ”

The weasel blurted out, "Needless to say, of course it's the sun, the earth, and the moon." ”

"Liar!"

The woman smashed a pillow directly, and then popularized the scientific knowledge of the solar system to the weasel that the solar system is not three planets but nine planets.

The weasel whose identity was debunked was not panicked. With an expression of love, "You have to do it, don't talk about this, it's all your love and my willingness, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, let's talk about it." You're not alone in this, and I'm not just a random person. ”

"That's because you lied to me that you have two doctorate titles!" the woman was furious.

"What's wrong with the doctor, the doctor can be big, small, long and short!"

As he spoke, the weasel took out two thousand yuan from his wallet and threw it on the bed, "It's really unlucky, I thought it was a maiden woman." I didn't expect it to be a chicken. ”

This sentence completely angered this woman who was just in a bad mood yesterday and wanted to indulge, although she was not a chaste martyr, but she was definitely not a chicken.

"You are not allowed to go!" the woman went up and grabbed the weasel as she was about to leave.

"What, don't you think you have enough money?" Although the weasel likes to pretend to be a little forced, he is very generous in these aspects, and he wants to take out his wallet while talking. "Well, I'll give you another 2,000, that's not enough? 3,000? Hey, pull it, count me at a loss, and give you 10,000." ”

The woman bit her lip and glared, but suddenly she didn't know what to say, to ask for more money?

To make this lewd man responsible for himself? It's disgusting to think about.

Syllable!

In the end, I really couldn't think of what kind of woman I was going to do, so I slapped the weasel hard.

The weasel was slightly stunned, "Ouch!"

Immediately returned a slap and slapped the woman to the ground. The weasel is not a good man and a woman, nor is he a good man who adheres to the principle of not beating women, he is an old bastard who even beats a three-year-old child as long as he is in a hurry.

"You're sick!" the weasel yelled, then put back the money he had prepared to take out, and then opened the door and walked away.

Women want to cry without tears. Simply not stupid, suddenly opened the curtains, saw the weasel into a black car, and wrote down the license plate.

Then she took out the phone, dialed a number, and cried, "Brother Feng, I was bullied." ”

About twenty minutes later, a new bright red Ferrari pulled up in front of the hotel, followed by an extended version of the Hummer.

A man walked above the Ferrari, not tall, but born with a powerful aura, as if he had been accustomed to being instructed by the stars since he was a child.

A few people also stepped out of the Humvee, and the four young men with the same expressions as the one driving the Ferrari were.

The woman who was already waiting at the door of the hotel, as soon as she saw this man, she ran over with rain, "Brother Feng, I was bullied." You've got to call the shots for me. ”

The man who was called Brother Feng frowned slightly, and even a subtle disdain flashed in his eyes, and asked, "What's going on?" ”

The woman told the truth about last night word for word, and then cried, "At first, I really thought he was a double doctor, but later I found out that the man was an old rascal, and he slapped me!"

Well played!

This is a sentence in the heart of a man who is called Brother Feng, but his face did not show it, and he rushed to the person behind him, "Qiao Fei, help me check the license plate, I want all the information of this person!"

"Okay!" Brother Gongzi, who was called Qiao Fei, immediately picked up the phone and dialed a number to go out, and after a while, a message came from his mailbox.

The man known as Brother Feng took the phone, stared at the information for a moment, and then waved his hand, "Let's go, go to the east gate!"

The man named Qiao Fei did not get on the Humvee, but did the co-pilot of the Ferrari and let the woman sit on the Humvee.

Qiao Fei asked puzzledly, "Feng Shao, what is the origin of this woman, she is a rotten thing, why do you want to help her repeatedly?"

The man who was called a man with a little style frowned, "I promised his brother who died because of me to help him take care of this woman, this is the fifth and last time, after this time, I will give that woman a million to let her get out forever, and I am also the most benevolent and righteous." ”

"I heard that the bastards in the eastern suburbs are quite capable, let's talk about it first, stay for a while and start moving, I have to take the lead, since I came back from the army, I haven't moved my muscles and bones for a long time!"

Qiao Fei moved his neck, his face excited.