Section 1: Joy, Sadness?

Who invented the mobile phone?

A lot of people don't know.

I didn't say you, and you don't know.

You ask me, "How do I know?" I'm not a genius to ask me such a profound question.

You really think highly of me.

It seems that it was not invented by anyone, but by humans. He is the crystallization of human ingenuity.

I guessed so, and I don't know if it's right or not?

I'm not trying to discuss who invented the phone, I'm trying to say that the phone is too good for me.

He changed my life, changed my personality, stole my laziness, and fulfilled my original intention of writing.

A long time ago, I wanted to write something.

Impulses are not realized every day.

Of course, the reason is me, I can't complain about others, and I have never complained about others, including you.

Don't underestimate me, I'm so ruthless that I don't even let go of myself, I'm afraid of myself.

No, I've deceived myself in a down-to-earth manner. And I've been deceived for a long time, for decades, you say I'm ruthless.

I found a very appropriate reason for myself, such as not having time, and such as having a lot of time and still living a long life, so I don't have to hurry, and so on.

Don't laugh at me, I learned from you to find such a good reason to deceive myself.

I have asked you many times to do a big favor and do a small thing, and you tell me that you don't have time, and you don't find any other reason to prevaricate me.

What, what is it? Then what do you say you helped me do? One of the Kaga is fine.

Let's hear it, I was moved all at once.

You still don't admit it?!

Pity me, I still believe in you, and I have always regarded you as a good person, and until now, I will go far.

I've always thought you'd love to help me with all your might, right, but I just didn't have the time.

So I only complained about time, and never complained about you. I'm a reasonable person and I don't mess around.

No time is no time, and you can't steal what you can't steal.

Time is so fucking unfair, you have time for everything, and you don't have time when it comes to me.

Time has delayed me a lot.

What's worse is that you are really a good person, and I am still looking for you when I encounter difficulties and troubles.

I don't care so much, I'll look for you if I have something, these are the words that your ambition at the wine table stacked for me.

I thought I'd like you if it got done, right? I don't want 10,000, I just need just in case.

Brother dei, come on, I have confidence in you.

So, I think your 'lack of time' reason is quite good, and I have learned to use it for myself.

But I have deceived myself for too long, and I will be old in a flash, more than half a hundred years old, and I haven't mentioned a word.

I feel that I am hateful, pitiful and pathetic, and if I don't do it, I can't do it.

Rubbish.

At first I was disgusted with the phone, and I was chained like a dog, and I lost my freedom.

I want to sue myself.

It's not that I've broken the law, it's that people like me don't deserve to have a mobile phone.

Sometimes I didn't answer other people's calls, and sometimes I didn't read other people's messages, which delayed many big and small things for others.

The phone made me feel like a person who had more than enough to accomplish and more to lose.

I feel guilty.

It has caused a lot of trouble to others.

I am superfluous.

Some people also told me that he had high blood pressure and diabetes, which were all my reasons, and complained about me every day.

They also made harsh remarks. said that I didn't read his text messages, didn't answer his phone calls made him angry, and he wouldn't let me go after he died.

It's weird to say, so people like me can't even have a mobile phone.

Harm others and yourself.

Everyone, am I right?!

Several times I had the impulsive idea of dropping my broken phone and throwing it away, but it didn't work, not because the phone was strong and couldn't be broken, but because I was reluctant.

Although the mobile phone is not good, it also cost me several pieces of silver, and it is a pity that I can't bear it.

There is another reason why I didn't drop my phone.

The old woman said that if I dropped my phone, she would drop me.

I said, "Why are you?"

She said: You dropped your phone, where can I find you?

The devil believed her. She is distressed about money.

I'm in Jiangxi, she's in Xinjiang, and they can find me. I didn't have a mobile phone at that time.

Besides, I'm so honest, I'm not going anywhere, I don't need to look for it.

And even if I'm not in front of her, I'm easy to find, and I can find me as soon as I look for it.

You can all testify to this, right, once the old woman didn't find me, it was because I was playing at your house.

My wife can't find me, just that time, who is it, just you, that time is at your house, don't admit it.

Painful phone, painful person. Hey, no way.

I've been in love with my phone and it's been a recent thing.

The phone is so magical, it actually made me fall in love with it. Even I don't believe in myself anymore.

I fell in love with him because I recently wrote a novel called "Dream Returns to Xinjiang".

Strictly speaking, this novel was not written by me, it was written by my mobile phone.

On the bus, in the field, sometimes there is a feeling on the hot kang head, and my mobile phone diligently records it.

Recently, I have nothing to do, and I have a wild fun: looking through the old broken things in the mobile phone notepad.

I smiled when I looked at it.

Laughing and laughing and crying again.

So I had an impulsive idea to string together these old memories of joy and sorrow.

After the string is finished, I use my mobile phone every day to slowly put it on the novel online bit by bit.

Not to mention, this string made me happy.

I fell in love with it as soon as I was happy.

(To be continued)

(To be continued)

Section 2: Cold Face, Hot Capacity?!

I was poured cold water again today.

It was not splashed by the Dai people in Yunnan, but by the old woman.

"If people praise you, you don't know how thick the sky is, and you want to drill into the clouds. Spray you two more sentences, just this high and that high, God does not possess the body. ″

I dripping that good girl, she must be angry again.

There are puffs and trolls in my phone, which makes my blood pressure go high and low.

There aren't many men like me.

Because I'm a rake ear.

Today's men are afraid of women, and they are afraid of new heights and new realms. was scolded by his wife for being so high and that high. You also have to take medicine for women.

If you have high uric acid, you should eat black chicken and white phoenix pills, and if you have high blood pressure, you can also eat folic acid tablets. It is said that the effect is very good.

That day, my wife asked me curiously, do you still take folic acid tablets?

I said, yes. What about lowering blood pressure?

What calves are you pulling for me? That's what women eat when they're trying to get pregnant.

Regardless, she said hers, I eat mine.

I'm the one who is sick, and I don't like to eat.

Just a reminder, these are what I see on my phone, and they are not patentable. Don't follow blindly.

What should I eat?

Didn't you say that when you see a doctor, you have to find the source of the disease? Is yours too?

As long as she scolds me, I will say this is high and that is high, and I will say high if it is not high.

She also said that I was a liar, that my high blood pressure was caused by alcohol.

But I've never hated wine, we're friends, so wine won't embarrass me. She must have been lying to me not to drink.

This is my trick, and I can only imitate it, but I can't beat it.

Because, this trick I have made a supernatural and peak, unparalleled, unmatched, sad to the right.

Hey, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor. Anyway, the medicine is not expensive.

Today she slammed me, and saw that my blood pressure was high again. He poured cold water on me, and my blood pressure soared even higher.

It is said that people write novels and write the people in the novels to die and live, and you write "Dream of Xinjiang" to bring back to life the dead and write yourself, and you are dreaming in the middle of the night to study the details of the novel.

It's hard to put it on the novel network, as soon as there is flattery, you move like a rabbit, and your feet will jump high.

There are also insightful words sprayed on you, and you will be depressed, burying your head in your mobile phone without saying a word.

Every day I am shocked that your blood pressure is not high and who is high.

Deserve.

I don't care, as soon as she scolds me, I will take her medicine and retaliate against her.

Catch a break. Fried me two eggs this morning, and my touched snot ran down.

I said, how is it so good today?

She said: Recently, she searched for "Dream of Returning to Xinjiang" on the Internet, and wanted to find a little bit of the story in my story from the clues.

She said again: The sense of substitution is quite strong, and she was moved.

So I got up early and fried two eggs for me, saying that it was to cheer me up and make up for my body by the way.

Go and ask, what can two fried eggs make up for the body, and what oil can be added?

He seemed to be fooling me again.

Okay, stop here. Don't spike my blood pressure up again.

I didn't dare to discuss my book in front of her. Because she speaks more than laughs.

With my wife's encouragement, I don't care about other people's criticism.

I tightened my screws again, and carved "Dream of Returning to Xinjiang" in my spare time.

My carving tool is my phone. It's so convenient. You can type as you speak.

For convenience, I also made a special clasp on the back of the phone.

When inspiration comes, it is surging and unstoppable. But it came fast and ran fast, and it disappeared in an instant.

I was worried that I wouldn't have time to pull my phone out of my pocket.

So I just clasped the phone to my finger and was inseparable.

Time, a lot of it went to the phone.

Some people have achieved life because of mobile phones, you look at the two brothers, put all the stores in the world into a small mobile phone, and search for tickets from everyone's pocket.

And some of them have lost their youth because of the mobile phone.

Some people swiped Douyin and fell into the ditch, and some people hit the pole while playing games. Curious.

I have seen some people still regard the well-intentioned little rod of others as dirty little hearts, and ignore them with their arrogant heads down.

Well deserved!

Some people sell their fathers with a word, and some people waste themselves with a picture. Good dog blood.

"My dad's name is Li Gang....... The mobile phone hyped Li Gang into the 'four famous fathers' on the Internet.

Another thing that laughed at me was that a young and beautiful female fraudster fled to a certain country and posted a video: I heard that everyone is looking for me, I'm here, don't lose me.

The lady never dreamed that within two days, the police would arrest her with a short mobile phone.

I can only hehe: No

o die。

I heard that there are many people who are corrupt and lawless, and those who are at large cannot escape the eyes of mobile phones.

Some are also afraid of the majesty of mobile phones and throw themselves into the net.

It's all the phone's fault.

It's also my fault, the phone is very helpless.

Go your own way and let others say go. Mobile phones sigh for humanity.

"A lonely person should sing a lonely song, on a sad street, like me, forgetting the beautiful ...... in life"

The mobile phone sometimes sings "The Lonely Man Sings the Lonely Song" to me, and comes to me to ask for a cup of sympathy.

Hey, it's the same end of the world.

Although everyone accompanies them for life and loves them at all costs, mobile phones entertain everyone and make them lonely.

I'm just me, a different fireworks. The phone laughs at itself.

(To be continued)