048 Happy events at home

Being pregnant before marriage and getting married with a son can probably be regarded as a beautiful talk in the next life, and no matter how bad it is, it is a joke.

Wu Da felt that his age was not young, and if he got engaged, married, had sex with each other, got pregnant, and had children, he couldn't solve the problem in a year or two.

Such a good youth is wasted in vain because of the shackles of a piece of paper? This is not economical and scientific!

"Otherwise, the two of us will get the certificate first?" Wu Da quietly stabbed Lin Shiying with his elbow.

After completing the discharge procedures, Lin Shiying, who was sitting in the co-pilot of Wuda's broken pickup truck, was full of reluctance: "What are you doing? We can't do that! My dad knows about it, so he has to be mad!"

"Ignorance!" Vuda pouted.

"Don't talk about my dad! He used to do things for my own good, and I didn't hate him. Lin Shiying grinned and hugged Wu Da's arm and rubbed it a few times, "It's yours, it's yours after all, what's the hurry?"

"A family is ignorant!"

"You...... Hmph, ignore you. ”

If you ignore it, you ignore it, and by the way, the benefits are also revoked, and Lin Shiying sits back in her place in an orderly manner.

If you don't give benefits, you won't give it, and sooner or later you won't be able to run my Wuzhi Mountain!

Wuda a second ago is still the Buddha who has everything under control.

In the next second, he became Tang Seng who had entered the Pansi Cave and was surrounded by heavy surrounds.

Brother-in-law or something, the most annoying. Especially when there are only a dozen brothers-in-law and cousins-in-law, and there is no sister-in-law.

This muscular man, showing his arms, wants to wrestle with you to see if he has the strength to protect his sister.

The guy with muscles in his head is going to try kicking the stump with Wuda. also cleverly hinted to Wuda that a man's next plate must be stable.

There is also a two-hundred-five, ready to go out hunting with Vuuda and play a man's game. Looking at his expression, he couldn't wait to find two shotguns on the spot and have a western cowboy-like duel.

Fortunately, there is an aunt who is not angry and arrogant.

Her old man's phoenix eyes turned, and she only recited a spell, and she frightened away a group of shrimp soldiers, crab generals, cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods: "Pocket money, don't want it?"

I finally entered the living room, and the scene in front of me seemed familiar.

It's still the actors, it's still the familiar setup.

The old man sat firmly in the center, on the left was the five tiger generals of the Lin family, and on the right were the two female generals, the eldest daughter Lin Xinhua and the second daughter Lin Jianhua. In Lin Jianhua's hands, there is a hand-holder, which is probably reserved for Wu Da.

Oh, no.

Does this indicate that Wu Da has already sat on the ninth chair of the Lin family?

Wu Da is also a person who has experienced a marriage and is familiar with allusions. When the new son-in-law comes to the door, the first time he must be invited to a seat and extended to be a guest.

Stay where you want, stay where you want!

Wu Da knew the doorway inside, turned into a kowtow worm, and saluted one by one: "Grandpa is good, the second uncle is good, the third uncle is good, the fourth uncle is good, and the fifth uncle is good." ”

turned around again, nodded again, and bowed: "Auntie is good, sister-in-law is good!"

Finally, he shouted "Dad" to Lin Ren again, ending the ceremony and ending perfectly.

The sister-in-law who had dealt with her smiled: "This mature person is just different." No stage fright, and politeness. Come and sit, it's all a family, don't be so restrained. ”

Wu Da thanked him and sat at the end.

The old man also nodded with satisfaction, and coughed lightly: "Since everyone is here, let's have a meeting below." Boss, this matter has the most to do with you, you talk about it first. ”

Lin Ren glared at Wu Da hatefully, and coughed lightly before speaking: "I agree to the marriage between Wu Da and Yingying in principle. However, I have reservations about the arrangement of getting married as soon as possible. ”

The aunt spoke: "Big brother, Dad means that today is engaged." The matter of obtaining the certificate and holding the wedding banquet will be talked about later, and you don't have to worry about it. ”

The sister-in-law had a different opinion: "What do you mean to talk about it later? Yingying is twenty-six years old, and she will become an old girl in a few years." When the time comes, it will not be convenient to have a child or anything. Dad, I still want to hug my grandson one day earlier. ”

The reason is very good, and others are not good at opposing the proposal of the four generations to live together, strengthen the Lin family, and open up branches.

The second Lin Yi spoke: "As the saying goes, the son is ugly, and it's good today." Third, you contact the guests. Fourth, you arrange a banquet. Old five, you ......"

Lin Xin didn't expect to have his own task, and was overjoyed: "Second brother, you say, you say!"

"You're keeping watch outside the courtyard to keep some unwelcome people from coming in. ”

"Who? Who wouldn't know whether they were alive or dead, and run to our house to make trouble?" Lin Xin felt very aggrieved, this is a doorman who doesn't have any!

Lin Yicai didn't care what Lin Xin's opinions were, and said to the old man: "Dad, the chief, I may need you to invite him personally." You see?"

The old man laughed: "It's nothing remarkable. He was an outdated bad old man, and he dared to play music with me? During the Long March, he was also my secretary. ”

The eldest daughter, Lin Xinhua, reminded with a smile: "Dad, you were a squad leader at that time, did you have a secretary?"

If you have money and people, it is convenient to get things done.

Purchasing ingredients, arranging tables, chairs and benches, cooking on the fire, and the dozen or so mallets can just come in handy.

In charge, it is natural to invite the chef of this hospital to appear.

Although it is the craft of a large cafeteria, it can also cook a few good dishes.

The fat chef who is familiar with the tastes of the people in the compound is much more suitable than the so-called chefs with a few stars outside. At the very least, you don't have to worry about being unpalatable, let alone worrying about safety.

Frying, cooking, boiling, stewing. Swim in the water, climb on the ground, fly in the sky, sea and land, all kinds of flavors.

The old man's house originally had a kitchen, and the cooking guys were all complete, and the daily meals were also cooked there. Two tables, three or twenty dishes, no problem.

Today, it's not going to work.

The relatives of the family alone sat at two or three tables, but this was far from enough.

They all live in the same compound, elders, friends and colleagues, etc., is it appropriate for you not to entertain?

said that it would not entertain foreign guests, and when people knew that the Lin family had a happy event, they hugged their fists and said congratulations.

Do you just say "rejoice and rejoice" and you're done? Do you need to welcome people in, invite them to drink a glass of water and wine, and have fun together?

There was already a table in the room, where the elders were sitting. Fortunately, there are not many people who can talk to the old man's peers, otherwise it will be embarrassing.

There are a few brothers in the Lin family, so they can only stay in the courtyard and greet their own generation. Lin Shiying's brother and younger brother are not idle, and they are bragging about the mountains with a few fox friends.

Looking at those guys who ate and drank for nothing, and were still upright, Wu Da couldn't cry or laugh.

Even if the people in the village do a happy event, they also pay attention to following their own and taking out three or five yuan. There is really no way, and it is not for nothing that a chicken, duck and goose come to the door.

Although the people in our village are poor, they are also bright people. As for people like them, they don't take a penny, they just sit like that, drink tea and fart, and wait for the food to be served. It's okay, I can come just to look at your death.

Really, the richer the person, the more slamming the door!

Lin Shiying was not surprised at all, but was very surprised by Wuda's reaction: "Where did you hear about it? Where did they get the money? is bright on the outside, but he is a poor bastard on the inside. ”

It's done!

It is better to be glamorous on the outside and poor on the inside than to be poor on the outside and glamorous on the inside!

Whenever I think of Zhao Dehan's eating noodles and the emoji of "I'm afraid of poverty", Wu Da feels that these people in front of him are still cute.

My aunt is responsible for the family's economy, and her investment management is well-managed.

Lin Shiying was afraid that Wu Da would not believe it, so she continued to explain: "Besides, our compound used to have this rule. Whoever has a happy event will run over to eat. Don't follow the rules, don't take gifts. If it's all with the elements, it will look tacky. Second, I can't live with the people every day?"

"Then, when they have a happy event, can we eat it back?"

Lin Shiying pursed her lips: "Cut! Look at your stingy appearance, you are all multimillionaires, and you are afraid that you can't afford to eat a meal?"

"I'm scared, hehe!"

Patting her chest, Lin Shiying said heroically: "In the future, in this hospital, report my banner, and you can go to eat for anyone's happy event!"

Wu Da hurriedly stopped: "Stop it, don't shoot indiscriminately! It's broken, what will our son eat in the future?"

"Drink milk powder?" Lin Shiying soon came to her senses and chased after her, "You badge." Whoever gives birth to you a son, who cares what your son eats!"