When Jun Jun heard Yang Ming say that he was here for a blind date, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, after all, for young people, blind dates are not so popular.

But he thought about it, and the blind date didn't seem to be anything.

What's more, it was a blind date with a beautiful woman like Rong Wei, so he also had the confidence to sit up slightly straight.

Yang Ming continued to grin, "The young man looks okay, let's go on a blind date!"

Junjun was depressed, and said in his heart You are sitting here, how can we go on a blind date?

But Yang Ming smiled and didn't say anything. The so-called stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, and it is not easy for Junjun to turn his face and let people go.

Rong Wei was embarrassed for a moment, so she had to say, "Brother Yang, you also said that you are my ex-boyfriend." Our matter has passed, turn the page, you don't have to entangle me endlessly! I'm very satisfied with the blind date with Xuanjun today, so don't interfere with us!"

When Jun Jun heard this, his heart was happy, and he immediately put on the pose of a real boyfriend, ready to defend his girlfriend at any time.

However, Yang Ming didn't even deny it, and stood up and prepared to leave. Crepe Jun is also relieved, who doesn't have an ex yet?

Rong Wei was nervous in her heart, for fear that Yang Ming would really run away, and secretly called out in her heart, come back quickly! Why don't you kid do your best today! Come back and stalk him!!

Yang Ming seemed to hear the call in her heart, walked two steps out of his seat and walked back, asking, "Rong Wei, are your hemorrhoids cured?"

"Hemorrhoids?" Rong Wei was stunned.

But she quickly reacted, this is the need of the plot, but you are too heavy to taste!

Yang Ming continued to say seriously, "You used to be constipated when you were in love with me, so you got hemorrhoids. Oops, I'm also responsible for this!So even after the breakup, I've been paying attention to this, and recently one of my buddies came back from Tai Chi and brought back a special hemorrhoid cream, and brought you a few boxes!"

Big brother, do you want to ruin my image like this? Rong Wei is about to vomit blood. But it was hard to deny it in front of Jun Jun, so he could only squeeze out a smile, "I'm okay now...... No need. ”

"You don't have to do anything. Yang Ming said, "I'll send you home when I go back, hemorrhoids are to be treated at ordinary times, you can't wait for the disease to occur, if it's serious, it's too late!"

"That's right. "Rong Wei now wants to dig a pit and bury herself. But the most frustrating thing is that she can't refute it yet!

At this moment, Junjun sat across from him, dumbfounded.

What do you say? constipation, hemorrhoids...... Oh my God, such a beautiful young girl, she still has hemorrhoids! What a beep dog, goddess, you promise me, how can you have hemorrhoids if you are so beautiful!

At this time, Yang Ming turned around and said, "Crepe Jun, Xiao Wei has some bad habits, so it has caused hemorrhoids, and there is athlete's foot." In the past, I helped her deal with it, and I will bother you in the future! Actually, she is a very good person, you take good care of her!"

"And athlete's foot!" Xuan Jun's brain couldn't react a little, and he looked at Rong Wei suspiciously, expecting Rong Wei's denial.

But Rong Wei lowered his head at his gaze.

How can this be!

Originally, he thought that Yang Ming was deliberately messing around, but now he saw that Rong Wei actually acquiesced! You must know that Rong Wei had a good impression of herself before, and she would definitely not help this ex-boyfriend deceive herself.

That means a problem, constipation, hemorrhoids and athlete's foot are real!

Okay! People are not perfect! Xuan Jun secretly persuaded himself, held back the feeling of wanting to vomit in his heart, and said as calmly as possible, "Brother Yang, right? As an ex-boyfriend, you also care about Xiao Wei." I thank you, but I'll be responsible for all of this from now on, so you don't have to worry about it!"

Yang Ming was also shocked in his heart, originally thinking that if he had such a heavy taste, the little white face in front of him would be unbearable. Who knew that the other party's psychological quality was so strong!

Then give you something more fierce!

Yang Ming also nodded solemnly, and said to Rong Wei, "Then I'll leave, and I don't need to do such a thing as applying hemorrhoids cream to you in the future." ”

"Wait!" Crepe Jun suddenly noticed a key problem.

Hemorrhoids, Yang Ming's ex-boyfriend not only knows, but also applies medicine, is this a key position?

"You're still helping her apply hemorrhoid cream?" asked Junjun with wide eyes.

Yang Ming nodded with a natural expression and said, "That's right, otherwise every time I do that, I see a lot of diaphragm? You say yes! In the future, this glorious task will be handed over to you!"

"I'm ......" Crepe Joon wanted to vomit blood.

He had heard from his family that Rong Wei was very pure, and his family was strict, and he had never talked about anyone before, but now he ......

Someone else went to apply hemorrhoid cream to her!

Crepe Joon was a little devastated, unable to imagine that scene.

"Alright, I'm leaving. Yang Ming told Rong Wei again, "Take care of your body, after all, you can fight two with me, and you can't fight again in the future!"

"Yang Ming!" Rong Wei was going crazy when she heard this, and she almost didn't stand up and fight hard. She said in her heart that I asked you to help me stir up, and I didn't let you ruin my reputation!

Yang Ming hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I won't say it, I'll go." ”

Looking at Yang Ming's back, Xuan Jun felt that he was really broken, what a goddess, it's just a broken shoe!

Maybe this goddess has one in her belly, and she dares to buy one get one free!

"That Miss Rong, I think we still have to think about it in the long run. "Crepe Joon kind of wanted to run away.

Regardless of the purpose of this ex-boyfriend, he felt that he didn't need to take on this kind of mess.

Rong Wei hurriedly said, "Junjun, don't listen to his nonsense, what have you beaten two, there's no matter!"

Crepe Jun nodded, but he didn't believe it at all, and asked again, "...... that hemorrhoids athlete's foot?"

"That's right...... Yes. Rong Wei resisted the urge to vomit blood and nodded.

Jun Jun was even more convinced, and tried to squeeze out a smile and said, "Miss Rong, I actually wanted to say from the beginning, although you are very good, we are not suitable. ”

Rong Wei hurriedly said, "Don't! I'm quite satisfied with you, you are much more reliable than his kind of person!"

"No, no, no!" said Crepe Junxin, so you asked me to be a pick-up man?

Rong Wei said in despair, "You dislike me?"

"Not really. Junjun hurriedly said, "Actually, I don't blame you, and I don't dislike you." It's just that...... It's just that I have also talked to a partner abroad, and I haven't told my family yet! My family doesn't know, so I came on a blind date!"

"It's your responsibility if the blind date doesn't succeed!?" Rong Wei hit the snake on the pole.

"My responsibility, my responsibility. Jun Jun nodded hurriedly, he was not afraid to bear this kind of responsibility, he couldn't afford this kind of woman.

With this play, it didn't take long for Junjun to find an excuse to escape.

Only then did Rong Wei stand up and pounce on Yang Ming through gritted teeth, "What did you say, I was killed by you!"