011 We are all old babies
Let's continue to tell you the story of Chai Hua, the war emperor of the dark world-
As we mentioned in the last book, Chai Hua looked at it, and a group of people surrounded him, and they soon came to him!
The leader is a fat black man who is a head taller than himself, wearing a security uniform, presumably an American security guard. And the voice just now, "What kind of person are you doing?" came out of the mouth of this black security guard.
Chai Hua let go of the tall and handsome Haicheng native security guard under his feet, and said coldly: "He's insulting me!"
The tall black security guard was stunned, "His, swollen (Haicheng dialect: what) insulted you?"
Chai Hua was very surprised, this black foreigner actually learned Haicheng Chinese, it seems that the language environment is really very important.
"I came to your Citibank to withdraw money, but he insulted me and called me an old bazi, and asked me to get out!" Chai Hua didn't care if the other party could understand or not, first say his reasons, anyway, the Chinese next to him could understand, this is also a witness, this is the first to seize people.
"Is this true? I'm angry, because I'm also an old bastar, my American bastard! We're all old bastards."
I really didn't expect that this black foreigner would be able to understand, and he seemed to understand what "old bazi" meant!
Seeing Chai Hua a little stunned, the black foreigner explained: "Hello, my name is Jackson, my father is a Texas farmer, and I am an American old man!" and then pointed at the tall and handsome Haicheng native security guard: "You, you don't meet our requirements, I want to apply for dismissal!
Chai Hua was really amused by this blunt American black foreigner who spoke bluntly and spoke in the Haicheng dialect!
"Hey, hey, Jackson, hello, this person also wants to eat and buy a house, so don't fire him, just let him correct his mistakes!" Chai Hua also imitated Jackson's stiff accent and interceded with the tall and handsome Haicheng natives.
The few people next to him were amused by Chai Hua's imitation of Jackson's speech.
"What's your name?"
"My name is Chai Hua's work!" Chai Huaxin said, this Jackson is not only the Mandarin learned by the people of Haicheng, but also the Chinese learned by watching our Anti-Japanese War drama?
"Nice to meet you, Cauliflower, I'll accompany you to get the money!"
The next few were completely funny - Jackson called Chai Hua's name "Cauliflower".
But the tall and handsome Haicheng native was sad, stared at the background of Jackson and Chai Hua, and said fiercely in his heart: You are a forced black foreigner, you still want to fire me, you also accompany him to take money, he is a foreigner who rides a broken bicycle and wears a security uniform, he takes a fart money!
Ten minutes later, it came out - Jackson accompanied Chai Hua, who was carrying a big money bag for Citibank in his hand, and the money bag was bulging!
Chai Hua saw the tall and handsome Haicheng native security guard standing outside in a daze, and shook his money bag: "Work in RMB!" - it turns out that people can directly exchange RMB here.
Chai Hua pushed out the bicycle against the wall, and threw the money bag in the front basket casually.
Jackson looked at Chai Hua's car, and immediately looked straight at it: "Cauliflower, your car is very environmentally friendly, and it is cool, can I ride mine?"
The bicycle that Chai Hua is riding is indeed very cool, and it is definitely an old style bicycle with a beam, which is the kind of heavy-duty bicycle most commonly used by rural people more than 20 years ago.
"Yes, you can try it on a ride. Chai Hua graciously handed the car to Jackson.
Jackson exclaimed excitedly in an exaggerated manner, took the handlebars, ran two steps forward, and then took a leap—
Duang!
Ah——!h
What's wrong? The rear tire is bulging!
Liu Lang's car was crushed!
I'm really, Chai Hua couldn't cry or laugh, and the people next to him laughed.
And Jackson stumbled down with an embarrassed face, looked at the bicycle, shook his head, and reluctantly handed it to Chai Hua.
Chai Hua estimates that this bicycle, the big frame is still very strong, this is the truck bicycle of the year, it is estimated that the inner and outer tubes are not the original of the year, the quality has declined, and it is not resistant.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll accompany you!"
"It's okay to make a fuss, it's worthless, it's worthless. Chai Hua hurriedly shook his hand to disagree, they are friendly international friends, what is this little matter.
"Worthless, then you can sell it to me!" Jackson seemed to be shocked, in his mind, this was an antique car.
"Sold to you? It's not mine, I'll have to ask. Chai Huaxin said, it's okay to sell it, or you have to push it to repair the tire, but you have to ask Liu Lang. So he took out Dahua and dialed Deputy Manager Liu's phone: "Manager Liu, a friend wants to buy Liu Lang's bicycle, you ask him, how much can I sell!"
Liu Lang may be next to Deputy Manager Liu, so Deputy Manager Liu quickly replied: "Liu Lang said, as long as it is not less than 200 yuan, it will be sold!"
"Okay. Chai Hua counted, so he stretched out three fingers to Jackson and shook them.
"Three thousand?" Jackson looked surprised.
"No, three hundred!" Chai Hua corrected, and said in his heart, don't let people say that we slaughter people, we can't afford to lose that person, this is an international influence.
"Is it really three hundred? you don't lie to me?" Jackson's eyes were round, and his face was about to touch Chai Hua's face.
"Yes three hundred! I don't lie to you!" Chai Hua replied affirmatively, only adding a hundred yuan, which is worthy of Liu Lang, and will not pit Jackson, everyone and friends.
"OK!" Jackson took out three bills from his trouser pocket and stuffed them into Chai Hua's hand, threw the bag of money in the front basket of the bicycle to Chai Hua, and then rushed to push the bicycle and ran away!
"Hey, Jackson, you're back!" Chai Hua glanced at the banknote in his hand and hurriedly shouted for Jackson to come back.
"Can't go back!" Jackson said from afar, gloating as he pushed the cart to the back of the building.
Chai Hua looked at the three hundred dollars in his hand, very speechless, originally asked for three hundred yuan, as long as Jackson counteroffered about two hundred and fifty, but who would have thought that this Jackson not only counteroffered, but also paid three hundred dollars, this gap is a bit big, isn't this a pit for Jackson, the old American man - I was going to sell it for two hundred and five, but it turned out to be two thousand yuan!!
Hey, forget it, we left each other's phone calls anyway, let's talk about it later, and treat him to a good meal when the time comes.
If you don't have a car, take a taxi.
Looking at Chai Hua, who got into the taxi and left, the tall and handsome Haicheng native security guard was still stunned, and the security guard who had been following Jackson patted him on the shoulder: "Man, that guy, hey," the security guard shook his head mysteriously and continued: "How (four sounds, Haicheng dialect: we) Haicheng is here (Haicheng dialect: here) The water is too deep, be careful in the future!"
Getting into the taxi, Chai Hua hurriedly pointed the way: "Hurry up, work in the nearest electrical appliance mall!"
"Get out of the car!" the taxi driver suddenly braked sharply and stopped.
"Nani?" Chai Hua sat in the co-pilot, the seat belt was not fastened, and he was shaken by the sudden brake, Chai Hua looked at the taxi driver in confusion.
"I don't pull the translation of the silver (Haicheng dialect: Japanese)!Please get out of the car!" the taxi driver looked at Chai Hua with contempt.
"I, ah, I just talked to a Yankee who has watched too many anti-war dramas, I am Chinese, such as a fake bag!" Chai Hua explained in a very thick Zhangbei City accent.
The taxi driver was stunned for a moment, reacted, started the car again, and got on the road, but his face remained gloomy.
"Master, I admire you very much, but the Japanese don't earn money for nothing!" Chai Hua broke the silence and quipped.
"That's not good, I'm principled as a silver (person), don't say that Yi Benyin (Japanese) doesn't pull, even if it's an Indonesian, I won't pull either!" said the driver indignantly.
"Why don't the Indonesians pull it?" Chai Hua looked at the driver's master, wanting to hear if the answer he heard was not what Chai Hua had predicted.
"Don't you know? How many times have Indonesians harmed us Chinese, I looked at the photo of the scourge woman, color photos, nausea and discomfort for several days, I really can't eat, it's too miserable!" said the driver master gritted his teeth.
Chai Hua also trembled, he had also seen those photos, and he was uncomfortable for several days at the time, and he didn't eat the night he saw the photos, which was too miserable.
"Paralyzed, there was no organization at that time, if it was organized, I would have to go over and kill it!"
Chai Hua knew that not only was it organized at the time, but Chai Hua also stabbed the two thugs that appeared in the photo - but these things can never be made public.
"Master, what do you call it? Let's exchange contact information, I like to get to know you like this, you are the real Haicheng native!"
"Don't don't, don't call me a native of Haicheng, I listen to Ge Yangyin (Haicheng dialect: annoying)! My hometown is from Huang County, when the ancestor walked from Huang County to Haicheng, he almost asked for food, and then slowly gained a foothold in Haicheng, which is why we have today. I heard my grandfather say that the ancestor, that is, his grandfather, used to be a coolie on the side of the trestle, pulling carts for others. ”
This taxi driver's name is Sun Zhenwang, a very real Qingdao native, and Chai Hua has included him in the roster in his heart.
In the afternoon, the morning market in front of the gate of the Sistine community was already over, Chai Hua took a taxi, followed by eight fully loaded small trucks, and finally came back!
The person on duty at the gate of the community was replaced by Liu Ji, who looked at the convoy that entered the community in a daze and said: What is this big fool doing?
Chai Hua gave an order, in addition to the gatekeeper Liu Ji, including the tall Liu Xue, all got started, and unloaded the goods - 16 air conditioners, 30 computers, 30 sets of computer desks and chairs, as well as printers, printing paper and so on!
Chai Hua handwrote a piece of paper and handed it to Deputy Manager Liu, who instructed the people to place these things according to the requirements on the paper - one air conditioner in each room, computers and supporting tables and chairs were placed according to Chai Hua's requirements.
Under the leadership of Deputy Manager Liu, several installation teams began to install, and soon, the sun had not set at 6 o'clock in the evening, and all the installations were in place!
Looking at the four fellows around him, Deputy Manager Liu looked at Liu Lang, Liu Fang, and Liu Lei, and raised a piece of paper in his hand, which was handed to him by Chai Hua when he left, "You three should be laid off!"
Liu Lang, Liu Fang, and Liu Lei hurriedly looked at the piece of paper, there were not many words on the paper, and it was not small-
Recruitment Security Revelation –
Treatment: five insurances and one housing fund, monthly salary of 3000, year-end double salary, room and board, paid leave!
This is damn great, this 3000 is more than 1000 higher than Deputy Manager Liu, and the senior white-collar workers are the same!
Wait, here are the requirements -
Height, 175 or more, weight 75 kg or more, age 18-30, flexible body, retired and veterans are preferred, and nationality is not limited.
Brother, you look at me, I look at you, the three of them, including Liu Ji outside, none of them meet the height and weight requirements, even if there is only one!
This is miserable, and the three of them are staring at each other.
Is this retribution? Did you scold this fool in your heart, and this is the kind of retribution that this fool is?
Deputy Manager Liu also scolded in his heart again Chai Hua is really stupid, don't say anything else, the last sentence "nationality is not limited", can you still recruit crooked nuts as security guards?
"No, what about my car? I have to ask him to get my car back!" Liu Lang was angry, rode out of my car, and finally fired me, without such reason, I have to ask Chai Hua for justice!
Where is Chai Hua?
What about Chai Hua?
When Liu Lang, Liu Fang, and Liu Lei wanted to cry without tears here, Chai Hua was now accompanying the beautiful woman romantically-
If you want to know what happens next, we'll break it down for you next time-
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