Chapter 2007 This Joke Can't Be Made!

"Hiss......"

After a while, with a gust of wind blowing in from the window, Qin Fan suddenly felt cold, and immediately looked down after shivering, only to find that he didn't have a single decent dress on his body, almost naked!

After being stunned for a moment, Qin Fan reacted, hurriedly grabbed the quilt on the side and covered himself tightly, and immediately retreated to the foot of the bed and looked at Ziyun who was rolling his eyes on the other side with a vigilant face, and began to complain and question.

"Hey, I, I said you're too shameless and indecent, aren't you? You actually took advantage of my serious injury to do such a thing to me! Although, although you are my nominal concubine, but a person like me who is so clean and self-conscious, you have to wait for me to wake up and say hello to me!"

"Do what?"

Ziyun looked at Qin Fan with a playful face, looking at this guy's red face and red ears, and his face was red and white, for some reason, he only felt quite funny in his heart for a while.

This guy, when he faced the three half-emperors and the six Tianzun Realm peak level elders, he behaved so heroically, desperately trying to the point that he didn't blink his eyes to such an extent, but now his painting style has changed abruptly, and he has directly become this child, which really makes people laugh for a while.

"You, you're embarrassed to say! What do you say you can do to me! Between men and women, what else can there be! Isn't that just that!" Qin Fan shouted like a disruptive little girl who had been taken advantage of and humiliated in a coma.

"Hey, you mean that kind of thing? I'm sorry, even if I want to do it, I'm afraid, you can't cooperate. ”

Ziyun said with a straight face, and at the same time looked at Qin Fan, who was a little puzzled, and finally shook his head and sighed, his face full of regret.

"Hey, you, you have something to say, don't sigh like that, okay? You, what did you mean before?"

Ziyun looked between Qin Fan's legs, immediately pointed his hand, and after shaking his head and sighing lightly twice, he patted Qin Fan's shoulder: "Grieve, you were too seriously injured this time, so ...... So you have lost the basic function of men, that is, you are afraid that you will be ...... in the future Alas, I am afraid that I will no longer be able to do the things of men and women. ”

Perhaps wanting to make what he said more realistic, Ziyun hurriedly persuaded Qin Fan: "But don't worry, except for that basic function, your physical indicators have recovered quite well, and it is estimated that in more than a month, you should be able to completely recover." ”

"Boom!"

Hearing this news, Qin Fan suddenly felt that his brain was in chaos, as if it was a thunderbolt from the sky, and the whole person was stunned on the spot.

Now he just wants to ask, why!

God gave himself such a strong peach blossom luck, but now he has taken away his own functions in that aspect?

"This, this means that I......, Qin Fan, will become a waste in the future?

Qin Fan wanted to cry without tears, and immediately wanted to blast Ziyun away, but when he was quiet, he found that this girl was actually snickering there, and he realized something was wrong for a while.

If I really have that aspect of my function abolished, the most painful thing must be Ziyun, who is about to be widowed! Can I still laugh so happily? No, there must be something strange about this matter.

Immediately afterwards, Qin Fan hurriedly put his hand into the quilt, and after some drumming, his face suddenly darkened, and at the same time, he finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and he didn't know if it was because of the pleasure of losing and regaining, so he directly threw himself towards the purple cloud in front of him, and pressed it under him for a while.

Feeling the fragrant jade in his arms, and sniffing the unique virgin body fragrance emanating from Ziyun's body, Qin Fan was really a little emotional for a while, but just as he was about to take off the light veil on Ziyun's face, he was immediately kicked away by Ziyun, and the fiery feeling that had slowly risen before disappeared for a while.

"Hmph, stinky girl, don't you know that I'm still sick now, can't I be kind to the sick number, right? If you just kicked me harder, it could kill me!" Qin Fan said speechlessly.

Ziyun hurriedly got up, and after straightening his clothes in a little panic, he glanced at Qin Fan fiercely: "Boy, I won't give you any care about your initial recovery from a major injury, and in the future, if you dare to be disrespectful again, hum, don't blame me for repairing your crying father and mother!"

"Cut! ”

After scolding secretly in his heart, Qin Fan also warned Ziyun: "Tell you, don't scare me with that kind of thing in the future, don't you know that for a man, this kind of joke is unacceptable!"

"Why?"

Qin Fan tilted his head: "Because of this thing, but the most basic dignity of a man, understand?"

Ziyun looked disdainful after hearing this, and after the two chatted for a few more words, Qin Fan asked about his condition, and when he learned that he had been in a coma for more than a month, and after passing shoulders from the Hades Palace several times, he couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly, and at the same time, he secretly broke out in a cold sweat.

"In this way, my life is really hard. ”

Ziyun deeply agreed with this: "Well, this is true, your vitality is even more demonic than a demon beast, and during this time, I found out through your healing that you can still coexist with the two incompatible bloodlines of dragon and phoenix, which really makes me wonder if you have any anti-heaven physique." ”

After hearing this, Qin Fan touched the tip of his nose and smiled again, and then thought of Long Youran and Qing Shu.

Needless to say, the situation of the former must not be much better, and the latter, Qin Fan vaguely remembered that before he fell into a coma, it seemed that the secret method was also excessive, but he knew that Qing Shu's domineering secret method had great side effects.

And when he asked about the situation of the second daughter, Ziyun also told the whole story one by one, including after Qin Fan fell into a coma, Ren Tianye appeared, forcing Qing Shu to use the last hole card, Qinglian Sword Immortal Body.

And after Ren Tianye destroyed the Sea Dragon Palace, he planted the blame for the Daomen, and now the entire Ming Emperor Domain is rumored, and many forces under the leadership of the Ming Emperor Sect have begun to put pressure on the Daomen, which has caused a lot of public opinion pressure for a while.

As for Long Youran, she was trapped in the Demon Suppression Palace of the Daomen, and there were three half-emperor-level elders who took turns guarding it every day, otherwise she would have lost her mind, and she was really afraid that she would cause some big trouble.

"While I was in a coma, I actually ...... So many things have happened?Qingshu she, she is actually from the Sword Domain?"

Qin Fan was also really shocked by Qing Shu's identity, although he had a premonition before and knew that Qing Shu's origin was not small, but he really didn't expect that it would be so big!

The Sword Domain, that is a force guarded by a Great Emperor-level powerhouse, and it is said that there is more than one Emperor-level powerhouse in the Sword Domain! It is properly ranked in the top ten in the strength ranking of the entire Great Thousand World, and it may even be among the top five!

After a while, seeing that Qin Fan also slowly recovered from the shock, Ziyun got out of bed and prepared to leave: "You are so good to cultivate, since you have woken up, I don't need to spend any more effort on you, oh yes, I think that the wordless heavenly monument in your Dao Gate should be a good place for you to recuperate in the future." ”

After saying that, the purple cloud turned into a puff of green smoke and disappeared.

"Wordless Heavenly Monument?"

Qin Fan was stunned for a moment and immediately smiled, since the last time he obtained the cultivation method of the Heavenly Spirit Law from the Wordless Heavenly Monument, he calculated the time, but he hadn't gone back for nearly half a year.

"It's been so long, I really should go back and take a look, and I don't know how that guy is doing now. ”

The next day, dawn.

After Qin Fan left Ziyun's residence, he originally wanted to take a look at Qing Shu and Long Youran first, but after thinking about it, he gave up, thinking about taking care of himself first.

After Qin Fan found the Lingshu, when the latter learned that he was going to go to the Wordless Heavenly Monument to cultivate, he immediately nodded and happily agreed: "Fan'er, in the future, you can just look at and do such things yourself, and it's not that you don't know where the Wordless Heavenly Monument is, go directly, from now on, the Dao Gate will have no secrets to you." ”

When Qin Fan heard this, he smiled with emotion and respectfully thanked his master: "Disciple, thank you so much." ”

After speaking, Qin Fan flew towards a valley forbidden land located in the depths of the Dao Gate, where the wordless heavenly monument was placed.