Chapter 305: A certain badger's premarital syndrome

Gu Laosan wrapped the wounds on his head and hands with a shower cap and a plastic bag in the bathroom, and just covered his body with shower gel, and before he could rinse it, the lights in the entire room went out.

"I'm going, what's the situation? There is still a power outage in such a rich country?"

A salted fish reacted for a long time before he suddenly remembered that this was in the hotel, and the rooms were powered by the room card. Hurriedly pushed open the bathroom door and looked out, and by the street lamp outside the window, sure enough, the room card was missing from the card slot next to the door. At the same time, there was also a badger in the room.

"Damn, it's obviously the rock-paper-scissors you promised to win or lose, so you can't afford to play it!"

Gu Laosan rolled his eyes, and after "cutting", he turned around and went back to the bathroom, but he was secretly proud in his heart: "I'm still too young! The hot water in the hotel is supplied centrally, so I'm not afraid of running out of electricity at all!

After a while, there was the sound of water in the bathroom, and the sound of someone singing.

However, until Gu Lang came to the living room after taking a bath and wearing a bathrobe, a certain badger still did not appear. At this time, Gu Laosan was surprised, hurriedly put on his clothes, and planned to go out to find it.

In the corridor, the elevator "ding" softly. As the elevator door opened, a man with a headscarf walked out with a trolley suitcase, looked around with the room card in his hand, and then walked to the right.

When passing in front of Gu Lang's door, a furry figure behind the trolley box rolled down and stood directly against the door, waiting for the man to swipe the card into the door, then he suddenly collapsed his small shoulders, and turned around with a slumped head.

"Click!"

As soon as Gu Laosan, who was neatly dressed, opened the door, he saw a gray-faced badger outside the door holding the room card and about to jump. I was stunned for a moment when I saw the door open suddenly, and then I ignored someone who was surprised, and walked in by myself.

"Boss, where have you been?"

Gu Laosan closed the door, caught the room card thrown by a certain badger with a claw and inserted it aside to get electricity, and kept asking: "Why is your body full of dirt?" Don't go out and run around at night, people here drive too hard, and it's easy to ......get into trouble."

With a slight beep, the lights in the room flickered and lit up.

Wang Ping walked to the sofa with his little shoulders drooping, stretched out his paws and climbed up, and then leaned back on the sofa pillow, his mouth was slightly open, his expression was dull, and Gu Lang didn't hear a word of it.

"Boss, what's wrong with you, boss?"

Gu Lang frowned and approached, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the little hairy face of a certain badger. Wang Ping raised his claws and slapped someone's hand away, turning his head to look at him.

"Tsk, what do you see, so unrelenting?"

Gu Laosan turned around and sat on the sofa, almost bounced a certain badger down, smashed his mouth and said, "This is a man...... Oh no, being a badger, it's important to be happy, isn't it? What are you unhappy about? Say it, let's be happy? Oh I forgot you can't speak......"

"Get out of the way!"

Wang Ping glared at him, then turned around, his little shoulders collapsed, and he sighed inexplicably, "Brother is getting married...... The groom is not me...... No, the groom is actually me, but it doesn't seem to be me......"

After thinking about it, a certain badger always felt that something was not right.

"Nima, what's the trouble with this inexplicable feeling of being cuckolded?

Seeing that Gu Laosan seemed to have discovered a new continent, he looked at himself in amazement, and muttered in his mouth: "Boss......, you actually sigh?" Wang Ping was even more annoyed in his heart.

Jumping off the couch, a badger walked into the bathroom with his legs up and slammed the door shut. Only someone was still shaking his head on the sofa and sighing "what a strange temper" or something like that.

Climbing onto the washstand, Wang Ping looked in the mirror.

The badger inside was a little embarrassed at this time, with mud on its head and clothes, and even a few broken brick crumbs that had not been patted clean. If you look closely, there is a layer of sand in the fluff. Anyway, from the eyebrows to the nose, and then to the tail, it doesn't look like the groom's officer.

If you look closely, your mouth seems to be a little slanted.

"Click!"

Lifting his claws and breaking his chin hard, after a soft sound, a certain badger exhaled, opened his mouth and moved twice, and nodded with satisfaction, which was much more comfortable at this time.

Take off the small T-shirt that will fall off the dust when you pat it, throw it into the washbasin and soak it in water, turn around and walk to the edge of the washbasin and jump into the bathtub with your feet up, turn on the faucet under the shower, and then sit in the bathtub and let the hot water rush to your head.

Wang Ping felt that he might be too anxious.

After all, from the bottom of his heart, he liked Anna and thought about spending the rest of his life with her. It's just that this information came a little suddenly, and it made him feel like his rhythm was suddenly disrupted. After all, anyone who suddenly knows the news of "being married" will find it difficult to accept it for a while.

Besides, strictly speaking, he and Anna were still in an "ambiguous" period before this, and they hadn't even seriously talked about love.

A certain badger took this bath until Gu Laosan fell asleep.

I dried my hair in the bathroom and put my little washed T-shirt on the towel rack. When I returned to the living room, I closed the door of the bedroom that was already snoring, and instead of running to sleep on the sofa, I pulled out the tablet that someone had thrown in the living room to charge, and sat on the ground like that, sticking out my tongue and clicking on the web search.

Anonymous netizen: I'm getting married, why aren't you happy?

Du Niang: Premarital syndrome is a common phenomenon in today's society. As the saying goes, it's easy to fall in love and hard to get along.

"it, that makes sense!"

A badger slapped the ground, leaned its head close to the screen and flipped down...... Lick.

Du Niang: Premarital syndrome, including "fear of marriage", "anxiety", "depression".

"Tsk, I'm supposed to be anxious...... Well, yes, it's anxiety!"

Wang Ping directly skipped the previous part and licked the "anxious" part down the keyword.

Du Niang: There are many sources of anxiety, such as the cumbersome wedding preparations, disagreements with elders, and tensions between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Here it is suggested that friends who are going to get married can make a list of problems, do them one by one, communicate more with their elders, and communicate more with their lovers. Young man, it's time to get married, why don't you be happy? Talk to your significant other! If there is anything, both of you can solve it together.

Anonymous netizen: Knock on it!

"Smack!"

The tablet was thrown directly to the floor, and a certain badger was so angry that he raised his foot and was about to kick it over, but he finally thought that this was bought by Gu Laosan with money, so he temporarily collected his foot.

"Phew! It's all nonsense, if Lao Tzu has the conditions to communicate, I still need to ask you? Is Lao Tzu anxious about these trivial things? Lao Tzu is anxious that Lao Tzu is obviously getting married, but it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu......

Wang Ping, who was originally out of breath, was suddenly stunned when he thought of this.

It seems that this matter really has nothing to do with me.

At present, Wang Ping, as a badger, is completely an outsider in the marriage between Anna and "himself"... Badger. Don't say that he has the right to speak, I'm afraid that he doesn't have his share in the followers.

"Bang!"

The closed bedroom door was suddenly kicked open by a badger, and after a while, a crisp sound of "pop" was heard, and Gu Laosan's snoring was paused.

"Boss?"

Someone squinted, sleepily looked at a pair of night vision eyes in front of him, and asked in confusion, "What are you hitting me for?"

"It's light to beat you!" a certain badger bared his teeth: "Damn, dare to beat my sister's idea, Lao Tzu won't beat you all over the ground to find your teeth today, and the king will write upside down!"

"Smack!"

"Oops!"

"Damn... Don't fight......"

"Don't slap your face..."

"What the hell is going on...... I can't do it if I'm wrong!"

"Won't you be able to play rock-paper-scissors in the future?"

"Damn, you just can't afford to lose!"

"Shhh...... Wow~~(?▃?)"