Taishang Laojun: "Buy my Taishang Urging Talisman! Guarantee that one talisman will go down, and let the slut return to the West! Even if he is a Jade Emperor-level immortal, it is also effective! Now it only costs 998 for the package price!"

Lu Yifan took a look, 998?

So cheap!

Lu Yifan: "It's still Master's good to me! It's only 998 immortal coins! I bought it!"

Taishang Laojun: "I forgot to add a unit in the back, and there is a decrease of 10,000." ”

O Nimabi!

9.98 million talismans!

You're going to grab it!

Lu Yifan: "Is it a pro-apprentice? I picked it up, right?"

Taishang Laojun: "My brother still settles accounts! What's more, you are just my apprentice." (Three nose-picking emojis)"

Wu Quxing: "Buy my ......"

Marshal Tianpeng: "My ......"

......

As soon as he heard that Lu Yifan wanted to spend immortal coins to buy something with such a simple effect, all the immortals jumped out and desperately sold their magic weapons.

Lu Yifan's tears were about to fall.

These guys are the best of the best!

If these people are invited to the mortal world to do pyramid schemes, the special cliff is the rhythm of making a fortune!

Lu Yifan didn't have time to waste with them, so he directly took a screenshot of his account balance and replied: "@全体成员, I'll just have such a little money, what kind of murderous Guanyin clone of yours, what "Big Buddha Destroying Hollow Heart Sutra", I can't afford it!"

Besides, that person just scolded me twice, why should I destroy people? I haven't been so vicious that someone will kill him if they scold me twice, right?"

Buddha Buddha: "Then what do you want to do with him?"

Lu Yifan: "I just want him to be unlucky every day until the day when his longevity is exhausted and his soul returns to the underworld." ”

Buddha Nyolai: "......"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "......"

Erlang God: "(Three sweaty expressions)"

Whistling Dog: "......"

Clairvoyant: "......"

Immortals: "......"

All the immortals were speechless about Lu Yifan.

This Nima is even more vicious and easy to kill than directly destroying people!

It's a hundred times to kill people, you make people unlucky every day, what a ruthless heart!

A screenshot of his account balance was sent, and half an hour passed, and there was no movement in the group.

"Say! These profiteers are mercenary! You wait for me, one day there will be a time when you beg me!" Lu Yifan looked pained and scolded angrily at the mobile phone.

At this moment, Fairy Chang'e suddenly posted a message in the group.

Fairy Chang'e: "Yifan Immortal Friend, I still have a doom charm that I grabbed last time in Yue Lao, but it has not been used for a long time, and the effect is much weaker, which just meets your requirements."

It won't kill people, and it can make the people who scold you bad luck every day. ”

Lu Yifan: "Woo woo~~~~ It's still Sister Chang'e who is good to others!

Rise!

Chang'e looked at the sentence "I love you, Mo Da" sent by Lu Yifan on her mobile phone, and her face suddenly turned red like an apple!

He......

He actually said he loved me!

This......

Could this be what is said in the mortal world......

Vindicate!!!

Lu Yifan: "Fairy Chang'e, I'll transfer 5,000 cents to you." ”

Fairy Chang'e: "No, no, no, what are you polite to me." If you give money, you will have a share!"

Lu Yifan: "That's not good! This ** businessman wants to take advantage of me, I don't want them to take advantage of it, but only Sister Chang'e, who is unwilling to take advantage of others, I will never let you suffer!"

Say, what do you want? cents, instant noodles, potato chips or what?"

Fairy Chang'e thought about it and couldn't help but say excitedly: "If you can...... Can you add a trick to "Breaking the Sky" for me? In addition, the talisman I gave you today should be regarded as a reminder.

I wanted a very glamorous, very cold character, preferably a bepping queen-type character who was half human, half snake.

It's good to have your own name.

Of course, if you feel that it affects the plot, you don't need to add it!"

Half-human, half-snake?

The Enchanting Queen?

Isn't that what Queen Medusa is talking about!

Wow Ka Ka, what a coincidence!

If you want me to force you to add characters to Dou Po, I'm really bad at adding you to it!

Lu Yifan: "Sister Chang'e's request, how can I not agree? In addition, in order to thank Sister Chang'e for her bad luck charm, today "Breaking the Firmament" has added ten more chapters on the Heavenly Court Chinese website!"

As soon as these words came out, the entire Heavenly Court chat group was boiling!

The third prince of Nezha: "Wow! Great! Sister Chang'e's blessing, you can feast your eyes today!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Update! I want to see Xiao Yan's thighs!"

Zixia Fairy: "Second Senior Brother, why are you talking so rudely (three expressions of contempt)." ”

Sun Wukong: "Idiot, if you dare to say such yellow things in front of my wife again, believe it or not, my old grandson will smash your dormitory with a stick?"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Senior brother, I was wrong...... But I really want to see it...... You ask these single old immortals if they want to see it, it's just that they don't want to say it......"

Yang Jian: "I don't want to see it, don't represent me, a pure little erlang!"

Claireye: "I don't want to see it either." ”

Shunfeng'er: "Me too." ”

King Yama: "+1 upstairs!"

Wen Quxing: "That's right, we are all righteous and pure single Wang!"

Wu Quxing: "Big Pig Ba, you are the only one who wants to see it, so you can admit it!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "......"

......

......

Bite!

"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Fairy Chang'e and getting a 'bad luck charm', which is now stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn. ”

"Bad Luck Charm: A weakened version of the Bad Luck Charm, which will not be life-threatening to the person in the charm after use, but will keep its bad luck until the longevity is exhausted. ”

it!

Seeing the description of this "bad luck charm", Lu Yifan's expression is wonderful!

This thing is said to be a weakened version of the "Doom Charm", but in Lu Yifan's opinion, this is even easier to use than the upgraded version of the "Doom Charm"!

Who wants to be unlucky every day!

Looking at the computer, Zhu Ye jumped to his feet and scolded his post, and Lu Yifan smiled cheaply.

Baidu took a look at the author's name of "July Chang'an", and easily found Zhu Ye's birthday.

"Dude, don't blame me for being vicious, who told you not to be long-sighted, you have to provoke me? The so-called people don't offend me, I don't offend people, if people offend me, do you think I will really tolerate you and let you avoid you, you respect you and ignore you?

Lao Tzu will only say, you, you, grab you, and kill you!"

Thinking so, Lu Yifan wrote Zhu Ye's birthday in blood on the unlucky talisman.

After writing, Lu Yifan sandwiched the talisman between his fingers, closed his eyes and recited the words in his mouth.

The unfortunate talisman immediately burned with a faint black light, giving birth to a cloudy black qi that drifted through the heavens and the earth.

At the same time, Zhu Ye, who was calling on his fans to spread rumors and insult Lu Yifan in front of the computer, didn't notice that a wisp of turbid black gas had quietly penetrated into his body......

(End of chapter)