Chapter 123: I'd rather mess with villains than women
The little blue demon blushed.
I thought, how can she say that kind of thing as a girl!
And Zhang Wei was also very curious.
This Nine Yin body, in his family's inheritance, only records that the innate Yang can be dissolved, and the best effect is dragon blood, and it must also be a male dragon, not a female one.
"Hey, you mean, what way can you crack it?"
Zhang Wei urged.
"This is the ......"
The little blue demon's face was flushed, as if it were a ripe apple.
"Uh...... Are you on fire?"
Zhang Wei looked at the appearance of the blue demon, and he felt that this girl was inexplicable.
"Phew, you're on fire!"
The blue demon took a sip angrily, and then said:
"The method of cracking the body of the Nine Yin recorded in the ancient books of our clan is ......"
"What is it? You mean?"
Zhang Wei was speechless, did this Nizi deliberately sell Guanzi, or did she have something to say?
Could it be that he wanted to take the opportunity to slander him?
"Find nine men with four pillars of pure yang, and do that kind of thing with her at the same time when the yang energy is at its peak in the day, and you can crack the body of the nine yin!"
The blue demon finally couldn't hold it back.
"I'll go!"
Zhang Wei understood, no wonder this Nizi blushed, I have to say, he also blushed when he heard it.
This home remedy is really biased enough!
Nine pure yang men, ...... at the same time
Day, Zhang Wei is not imaginative enough, he really can't think of what flowers can be played.
If Qin Yanyu knew, she would probably rather die than agree to use this home remedy to resolve it.
"Hey, I didn't say it!"
This method, to get Qin Yanyu to agree, it is estimated that it is more difficult than finding the real dragon.
"That's why I'm hesitant to say it!"
The blue demon blushed.
"You are a little witch who kills people without blinking, how can you be shy and blush?"
Zhang Wei smiled and joked:
"But then you say, you're so dirty, you can imagine the picture of nine men and one woman!"
"You...... Bastard, you're dirty, I'll kill you!"
The blue demon roared angrily, and Zhang Wei also rushed out of the room in time.
"Hey!"
Zhang Wei supported his forehead and came to Wang Yike's room again.
"A fierce scared person, a little fox who always digs a hole for me, or my own wife!"
Looking at Wang Yike, who was sleeping quietly on the bed, Zhang Wei let out a sigh of emotion.
Nothing was said all night.
"Ah......h
Early the next morning, a harsh and extremely discordant sound came from Wang Yike's room to break the silence of the early morning.
"Zhang Wei, you bastard, you ......"
"Wife, listen to my explanation, I definitely didn't mean to sleep next to you, it was you who said it was cold, I couldn't bear to see you cold, that's why I ......"
"I believe you are a ghost, get out of here!"
With a "snap", a slipper flew to Zhang Wei's face.
"I'll go!"
Zhang Wei was speechless, with a melancholy face, when will he be able to sleep with Wang Yike?
"Oh ho ho ho ...... Come on, laugh one!"
At this time, the door of the room suddenly opened, and the blue demon was standing at the door, still holding a mobile phone in his hand, only to hear a click:
"yes, I got it!"
“......”
Zhang Wei had a bad premonition:
"Hey, Blue Demon, what did you shoot?"
"It's nothing, it's just the scene where you happened to be slapped in the face by slippers!"
The blue demon smiled and said:
"Zhang Daoren, who is a dignified and heroic man, was kicked out of the room by his own woman, is it your absence as a man or is your moral decline?"
“......”
Zhang Wei's old face suddenly darkened.
As a man, how could he be told no by a woman, and he immediately scolded back:
"Do you want to strip off now, try to seduce labor, labor and management must let you know why the flowers are so red?"
The blue demon was not angry, but had a dark and cunning look on his face:
"If I spread this matter to the Jianghu Forum, it will definitely be a big news, and you, Zhang Daoren, will definitely be famous all over the world again!"
She shook her phone.
"I'm Nima!"
Zhang Wei suddenly oozed a cold sweat behind his back, if this matter reached the ears of Confucianism, it would definitely be another version.
Shocked!! Zhang Wei, who was unparalleled in the world in medical skills, turned out to be a cripple?
Zhang Wei, who was shocked !! the dignified Xuanshi Dao descendant, couldn't do it
Enough for his wife?
"Tell me, what the hell do you want to do?"
Zhang Wei asked with a calm face, forcibly suppressing the beast in his heart.
"Ahaha, I don't do anything, it's just that you made me angry last night, so I'm going to take revenge on you and relieve my anger!"
Blue Demon Road.
"Don't force me, or I'll get angry, I'm scared myself, don't blame me for what I did when I did something out of the ordinary!"
Zhang Wei said with a calm face.
"If you dare to threaten me, then I'll send it now!"
The blue demon frowned slightly, and was about to click the word send in front of Zhang Wei's face.
"Slow, slow, I think it's necessary for us to talk!"
Zhang Wei was stunned, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said with a smile:
"It's sunny today, why don't we go out and have a cup of coffee and talk slowly, okay?"
"Not good!"
The blue demon stuck his waist and said with a pout:
"Who made you make me angry, but if you don't want to be famous, call me my aunt and grandmother now, maybe I'll be happy and let you go!"
"Let me call you Grandma?"
Zhang Wei is full of black lines:
"Do you know who I am?"
"Hmph, even death can't stop me from making you famous!"
As the blue demon spoke, he began to wave the mobile phone in his hand again:
"Let's see if it's your hand or mine!"
"Hmph, I forgot to tell you, the current network technology is very developed, and there are many paparazzi, as long as I send it out, even if you snatch the mobile phone from my hand and withdraw the speech, it is estimated that many people will see it, I think, you must not want the paparazzi raised by Confucianism to see it, if they make you a ghost animal, or a short film, or an emoji, I will immediately make you popular all over the country!"
The blue demon smiled sinisterly.
Zhang Wei: "......"
If this scene is turned into a ghost animal and put on the forum, he Zhang Wei, this life of wisdom will be completely ruined.
If his violent little aunt had known, he had become famous all over the world because of this......
That would definitely kill and break his third leg directly.
"I'll go!"
Thinking about the consequences, Zhang Wei couldn't help but hit a spirit.
"Grandma, I was wrong, I confessed my mistake to you, okay?"
I have to say that Zhang Wei is really cowardly, he just wants to live a stable life now, and he doesn't want to be popular all over the country in this way.
He wants to cry without tears in his heart, the ancients would rather mess with villains than women, this ancients really don't deceive me!
"Hehe, for the sake of your sincerity, I'll let you go for the time being!"
The blue demon conspiracy succeeded, and a smile of victory suddenly appeared on her face, and she didn't forget to hold the mobile phone in one hand and put up a "V" in the other, and took a picture with Zhang Wei.
"For the time being?"
"Yes!" the blue demon smiled darkly:
"If you make Aunt Ben angry next time, I will send it directly to the Jianghu Forum, and I won't give you a chance at all!"
Zhang Wei: "......"
He thought to himself, when must he find an opportunity to snatch the phone, destroy the evidence, and then clean her up.
"Well, no!"
The little blue demon flashed and said:
"This photo, I must save it in the cloud, with your skills, it is too easy to steal my phone!"
"Wotou, your uncle!"
When Zhang Wei heard this, he suddenly had the urge to bite the blue demon to death.
"Now I'm relieved!"
At this time, Wang Yike finally came out of the room, she glanced at Zhang Wei with some anger, fortunately Zhang Wei didn't do anything to her, if she did anything, she would definitely not forgive Zhang Wei.
Then his gaze fell directly on the blue demon.
"Coco, sister, Zhang Wei bullied you, I have already helped you avenge you just now, hehe!"
The blue demon walked in front of Wang Yike as if inviting merit.
"Then I won't pursue it!"
Wang Yike glanced at Zhang Wei, and his eyes softened a lot.
Think about Zhang Weike is a terrifying existence, a hero, such a person, what kind of woman does he want?
But Zhang Wei still doesn't give up on her, and if he didn't have Zhang Wei, he would probably be a rat crossing the street by now.
Everything is given by Zhang Wei now, if other women were like this, then I would probably have been eager to post it upside down, and I was still like this......
She also knew it wasn't right for her to do so.
But let her dedicate herself to Zhang Wei because of this gratitude, she really can't do it.
She has never been in love, and from childhood to adulthood, she seems to be carrying the shackles of fate, until she meets Zhang Wei, all of which has changed.
So her ideal result is that the union between herself and Zhang Wei is because of true love.