390 Dark cuisine
Men have unsteady hands, and life is difficult to live happily.
Shuai Lei Lei has always been a very stable person, a frequent visitor to the darts club, and said that he would never miss the heart of the bull x character who threw nine rings.
At least Huang Bo has known him for so long, and it is the first time that his hands will tremble violently when he sees him, as if he has Parkinson's geriatric disease.
There are more than a dozen holes exposed in the fracture of the tofu, and almost half of the worm in each hole is trembling with Shuai Leilei's hand, and the section of the bitten insect body is still slowly flowing outward with juice, which is very thick and milky white.
Huang Bo can assure God that this is a very beautiful bug, they are thicker than maggots, shorter than earthworms, and fleshy-looking, some are white, some are dark green, and some are charming pink......
Their skin is wrinkled, and the folds are still circled, and they look like they have been wound with countless thin threads, and they look like distant relatives of earthworms.
Many insects have died under the high heat, and the reason why they shake is completely because of Shuai Leilei's hand trembling, but some insects that have penetrated into the middle of the tofu show very tenacious vitality, and they are still conscious......
"Ahh
Shu Sing girl covered her eyes suddenly, let out a scream, and according to the direction in her memory, she plunged into Cheng Yuqi's arms, and after finding a sense of security, she didn't forget to twist her shoulders, "It's disgusting, it's terrible!"
At this time, Wu Jing just came back after throwing up, and after sitting down, she was still panting, and after a while, she seemed to remember something, her face was a little red, and she said embarrassedly: "Actually, I also ate insects when I was training in Africa, and it was too sudden just now......
"Oh my God!"
Shuai Lei Lei was stunned for a long time, suddenly threw down the chopsticks, and moved back more than half a foot with a mahogany chair, and Wu Jing's eyes lit up: "What a trick 'take off your robe and give way', Shuai Lei, you have practiced!"
"Wow......"
There was a sound of vomiting in response to him, and Shuai Leilei's sudden burst of potential just now was to find the trash can behind him.
"Lao He Lao Huang, what are you doing here?"
Huang Bo had the expression of a victim: "Look at what Shuai Lei is tossing? And Brother Jing, in order to shoot that 5 billion masterpiece, people still went to the African base to train, but didn't they vomit?"
By the way, what did you say just now, Yuqi, it seems that you vouched for Chef Zhou, right?"
No matter how thick Cheng Meizi is, her little face is also blue and red at this time: "Brother Bo, this dish is not made by him......"
"That's right, it seems that you really can't blame Chef Zhou?"
Huang Bo looked at Su Momo with a strange face: "Girl, you just said that this is Cantonese cuisine?"
"Yes, Mr. Huang, such as fake Cantonese cuisine, this dish is called 'Grass Worm Tofu',
This kind of insect you see is a grass, this is a very precious ingredient, it is not only very delicious, but also can nourish the spleen and stomach, invigorate qi and blood, facilitate urination, and treat spleen qi deficiency, blood deficiency, anemia, and urine is not good......"
Huang Bo smiled, suddenly stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of tofu, closed his eyes and stuffed it into his mouth, and shook his head and praised while chewing: "Good things, the world is delicious...... Oh, I may have forgotten to tell you, I've been a little weak lately, and I'm eating 'Ginseng Qi Baizhu Pill'. ”
Shuai Lei Lei looked at him as if he had seen a ghost: "Terrible person, did you want to eat this thing because you have not urinated well recently?"
"Nope!"
Huang Bo pointed to the camera: "Lao Lei, pay attention, don't talk nonsense! Uh, are you sure you don't want to eat such a delicious dish? Then I'm sorry......"
I laughed in my heart, we people in Lu Province also have the habit of eating insects, I really think that you people in Guangdong Province are the most amazing?
What's more, this grass worm is really delicious, and it is so replenished! In the future, when you are in a hurry, you don't have to think about whether it is a tailwind or a headwind!
Shuai Lei Lei now has a shadow in his heart, even if he starves to death, he will not eat this kind of thing, so he sat on the side and looked at Teacher He and Teacher Huang with his eyes, his eyes were very resentful.
Teacher Huang was itchy by him, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he simply threw the pot to Teacher He: "'Brother Huaqiang', don't look at me, this is all the idea of Lao He and the planners." ”
Shuai Leilei then turned around and looked at Teacher He resentfully, and Teacher He immediately swore with his palm: "Don't worry, I will never let you eat such a thing next time." ”
It's absolutely true, and you won't even be able to eat anything like this next time.
Although Cheng Yuqi really wanted to taste what this grass worm tasted like, she blushed at the thought of the description of 'Tongli urinating', but she couldn't let the audience misunderstand, 'Lao Tzu' is going to take the jade girl route now!
Look at how weak 'Xiao Shu' is, she still refuses to raise her head in her arms, and her shoulders are still twitching.
In the end, Huang Bo and Wu Jing, who wanted to prove themselves, were still willing to eat this 'Grass Worm Tofu', and they stopped halfway through eating, because the second dark dish had already been brought by Su Momo, and the beautiful waitress who had been transformed into a 'devil partner' in the eyes of everyone was looking at everyone with a smile, looking like I want to watch a good show, this scene is really good.
"Girl, what kind of dish is this?"
Looking at the stainless steel lid on the plate, everyone was vigilant.
"This is also a Cantonese dish, one of the specialties of Chef Qin in our Sichuan cuisine area, 'fried water cockroaches', also known as fried water cockroaches.
It is not a cockroach, but a kind of aquatic product, the function is: to prevent high blood pressure, weight loss, and also has a certain therapeutic effect on pyelonephritis......"
Su Momo lifted the lid and quickly turned her head, this thing is so disgusting, it's like a bigger cockroach, girls have nothing to fear.
The plate was filled with dozens of black 'large cockroaches' like things, which became even more oily when fried, and became more and more ugly, this time even Cheng Yuqi, who has always been rough, screamed, and ran out as soon as she pushed away Shu Sing, who was about to tie into her arms, cockroaches were more terrible things than snakes and scorpions for her!
Looking at the two girls screaming and running out, the photographer is happy, just now he captured it very successfully, perfectly leaving the moment when the two beauties 'lost their faces', some viewers love to watch this this year, when the star is abused, they will have a heartfelt pleasure.
The faces of the three big men in Huang Bo were a little ugly, and the manly man naturally had no reason to be afraid of cockroaches, not to mention that this was still a water cockroach, but to let them eat this thing, it was really quite a diaphragm, and the grass insect was still hidden in the tofu just now, but this time there was no cover.
Teacher He also felt a little embarrassed, cleared his throat and said, "Don't look at it like that, we are going to the mountains after we leave Chudu.
In the 100,000 mountains of Yungui, you may encounter anything, and then you will miss today's meal......
Well, to make this gastronomic adventure even more challenging, our curators have just decided that we're going to have an extra internationally renowned 'mukbang' among the guests, and if you know his name, you'll understand why I'm saying that. ”
"Who?"
'Wolf Warrior', 'King Yan', 'Emperor of Emotional Intelligence' and the two girls who had just come back from outside and had a frightened look on their faces all had a very bad premonition.
Teacher He laughed quietly just now, usually once he laughs like this, most of the time he is going to be in trouble, this is the famous 'Teacher He's snickering' in the entertainment industry......
"Brother Be!"
"I'll go, what about this guy, he's going to torture us to death!
Teacher He, no, no, I won't play anymore, can I quit?"
Huang Bo's face turned white with fright when he heard this, isn't this a joke, the man who is known as the 'top of the food chain' is going to start a 'food adventure' with us? This is probably a 'frightening journey'?
This is called a gentleman not standing under a dangerous wall.
"Well, I'm afraid I'll have to ask your agent...... He certainly won't agree with your wayward approach. ”
Teacher He had a smile on his face.
"Well, I admit it. ”
Huang Bo said with a bitter face: "Teacher He, remember, you owe me a favor." ”
After finishing a meal of chopsticks, he picked up a water cockroach and put it in his mouth, chewing it so much that it clicked: "Well, it's not bad, it's chicken-flavored!"
I said everyone, eat if you can, since Brother Bei participated in this trip, I'm afraid that Teacher He really didn't scare us, and when we went back to the mountains, I was afraid that we wouldn't even be able to eat these. ”
"Haha, you don't have to be so pessimistic, you will be tossed by Brother Bei for five days at most, and then our 'Angel Chef' will come to save you with the 'five-colored clouds'......"
Teacher Huang smiled and said, "I'm also going to participate in this show, just like everyone, I won't do anything special, so let's look forward to every weekend." ”
Shuai Leilei glared at him, pointed to the water cockroach on the plate and said, "I see that you are doing specialization now!"
"Isn't it just eating a few water cockroaches? Actually, this thing looks terrible, it tastes delicious, it tastes like fried golden cicadas in Lu Province, and it also looks a bit like chicken. ”
Mr. Huang picked up two chopsticks and stuffed them directly into his mouth, and saw that Shuai Lei Lei's squinting eyes became much bigger.
Cheng Yuqi mustered up the courage and ate one too, and then began to encourage Shu to sing: "Sister Sing, you taste it, it's really good, eat it quickly, there will be no such shop in this village after that, Teacher He, they are ruthless, they can really throw us into the mountains......"
Shu Sing's head shook like a rattle: "It's good not to eat, but not to starve to death is not to eat!"
No one thought that the men who dared to eat cockroaches and grasses would avoid a 'rattan cake' from the hands of the chef like a snake and scorpion, but the cowardly girls ate it happily.
Although this plant called chicken shit vine tastes a little strange, fishy, and has a slight stench, which really looks like chicken shit to a few men, the two girls eat it happily, and insist that it is delicious, but the black appearance is ugly, but imagine it as chocolate and you will feel its beauty......
As for what men think is weird, it's the girls' favorite smell, and they think it's a strange smell.
Obviously, this is another 'durian battle',
The smell is like right and wrong, the former depends on the position of the mouth, and the latter depends on the position of the farts and stocks.
Compared with these three 'delicacies', stir-fried beef Huanxi is actually nothing, at least in the eyes of Mr. He and Mr. Huang, this Cantonese dish from Chef Qin's hands is closer to the lives of the masses than Zhou Dong's 'large intestine sashimi'......
Well, even if you add this human food, everyone is not full, and now they are waiting for the last big dish, which is said to be a delicacy from Chef Zhou's hand, in the face of everyone's suspicion and worry, Cheng Meizi patted her chest a few times, and once she also patted 'pop pa' sound: "Don't worry, Chef Zhou is a good person, he will definitely not disgust us with those messy things, I promise!"
Lotus root toad cup!
It's finally a dish to cook, and it's even a soup with a roast, commonly known as a soup dish.
Said to be a cup, in fact, it is a medium-sized casserole, lift the lid, the first thing that catches your eye is a collar of green lotus leaves, there is a faint lotus root under the lotus leaves, the soup is clear, not the kind of milky white soup, but it gives people a pure feeling of green lotus soup, although there is no entrance, but you will guess that this soup must be very refreshing, if there is not a fist-sized toad squatting under the lotus leaf......
Judging from the volume, this is definitely a wild toad, the frog does not look so terrifying, this toad even has a half-open mouth, sticking out a long tongue, as if to catch flying insects in the air, it is simply lifelike!
"Oh my God, it's a toad! I don't want to eat it, I won't eat it if I'm starving!"
Shu Sing only felt that it was dark in front of him, and he was about to faint.
She is too difficult, among the actors born as child stars, except for the lucky little girl with the word 'purple' in the elf's weird name, she is now on the front line, and there are few good ones, and she gradually began to decline as she grew older, this time she was able to join this show because the agent had a classmate friendship with Mr. Huang for many years, and I thought that I could use this show to reunite my popularity, but I didn't expect it to be a grass worm and a toad, which scared the girl a lot.
But even so, she didn't dare to joke about leaving like Huang Bo, after all, the opportunity was rare, and she was reluctant to give up this opportunity.
"It's really a toad, Zhou Xiaochu, you killed me this time, how can I explain this to everyone!"
Cheng Yuqi was depressed, she patted her chest just now and promised, this is good, Zhou Dong directly gave everyone a toad!
Is there still a minimum of trust between people?
"Yuqi, this is the chef you promised......"
Huang Bo frowned again and again, this toad didn't know how to cook, it seemed that the poisonous skin had not even been removed, and the body was bulging with a pimple on the left and a bag on the right, to say that the darkness was far more than the previous four dishes.
"No, this toad is very wrong!"