The reason is very simple, the uncle on the other side is buckteeth.

And when he spoke, the spitting star Ling Yefeng was looking at it.

Ling Yefeng didn't answer his question directly, but looked at him with that kind of suspicious look and asked:

"You...... Is it really the Jade Emperor?"

"Nonsense, it's not me who else can I have!" The scolding voice suddenly sounded in Ling Yefeng's ears.

Ling Yefeng's whole body was blindfolded, and when he looked up at the top again, he found that the throne above was already empty.

And a handsome face appeared beside Ling Yefeng.

To be honest, even Ling Yefeng, a man, couldn't help but want to praise the Jade Emperor for his handsomeness.

But the next second, he felt his eyes insulted.

"What do you see, haven't you ever seen an immortal?" said the Jade Emperor very unhappily.

Ling Yefeng watched with his own eyes that the Jade Emperor's two front teeth, which were completely incompatible with the other teeth, appeared in the Jade Emperor's mouth so abruptly, and he felt that everything was so unreasonable.

"Nonsense! Shut up the fuck!" Ling Yefeng yelled.

He just couldn't stand it.

This bastard didn't say anything about himself with a thunder puppet, but he dared to treat himself with such an arrogant attitude.

Isn't it a fairy?

What's the big deal?

Ling Yefeng, who was angry, didn't care about these things.

"You! How dare you scream at me, a mere mortal, do you know who I am, do you know who brought you here?" the Jade Emperor was not happy at that time, and he was furious.

Although he is already an immortal with quasi-saint cultivation, it is impossible to completely abandon the seven emotions and six desires in his heart, and when his anger comes up, the injury is really angry.

Even the change of color of heaven and earth is just such a simple sentence for him.

"Huh. Ling Yefeng's face was expressionless, as if he was mocking him.

This made the Jade Emperor's heart burn brightly.

He even wanted people to be tempted to slap this bastard to death.

But when I think about it, I want to have karma.

He hesitated.

Although he was one of the supreme rulers of the Heavenly Court, he had experienced the Heavenly Rank of Wuhu Times.

But he, like other immortals, is extremely afraid of such a thing as cause and effect.

If he killed the reincarnated immortal today, then the karma he would have to endure would not be something he could imagine.

After all, he had already experienced countless Heavenly Tribulations, and the characteristic of such a thing as Heavenly Tribulation was that one stab was stronger than the other.

He was still far from being prepared for the next Heavenly Rank, if he made a move on Ling Yefeng, it was very likely that he would be contaminated with cause and effect and provoke the next Heavenly Tribulation.

Then he really won't have more to gain than he loses.

In case one of them is not done well, he will be wiped out, and even his little wife, the Queen Mother, may be taken away by other immortals.

Who called the beauty of the Queen Mother is famous in the whole heavenly court?

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor's psychology suddenly didn't rise so much, = he looked at Ling Yefeng's eyes, and there was a trace of gentleness for the first time.

Ling Yefeng watched the expression on the Jade Emperor's face change, and a trace of panic appeared inexplicably in his heart.

"What are you holding in your hand?" the Jade Emperor asked curiously, pointing to the takeaway that Ling Yefeng was holding in his hand.

"You're stupid, of course it's a takeaway!" Ling Yefeng looked at the Jade Emperor with the same look that looked at a fool again.

"I'm rubbing! this kid is too fucking dragging, isn't it?" The Jade Emperor's broken face was not shocked, but he had already greeted Ling Yefeng, the eighth generation of the ancestor of the bastard, in his heart.

"Give me a taste of the quilt?" said the Jade Emperor took a deep breath, forcibly swallowed the breath in his heart.

"Okay. Ling Yefeng agreed unprecedentedly.

But in fact, it didn't make a difference to Ling Yefeng, anyway, he was specially brought to the old man of the Jade Emperor.

Although the Jade Emperor looks quite young, he is only in his early thirties, and he looks like a mature man.

According to the other thing, this old bastard doesn't know how long he has lived, he is pretending to be tender.

Calling the Jade Emperor's pagoda again, Ling Yefeng suddenly found it difficult to have a good impression of the Jade Emperor, an old man.

......

Ten minutes later.

The Jade Emperor was sweating like rain, even if his mouth was already red with spicy, he was jerkily holding chopsticks and picking them into the pot.

"Ye Feng! What is this! How can it be so delicious!" the Jade Emperor exclaimed.

"This thing is called chicken pot, and it is a thing that many of us like to eat. Ling Yefeng replied truthfully.

"This is too delicious, isn't it! No wonder Tai Bai Xing, this old guy, has to find an excuse to go down to earth every once in a while, it turns out that he is going to eat delicious!" The Jade Emperor couldn't stand the spicy food, and at the same time he was still accumulating his savings, and scolded:

"What's even worse is that this old guy doesn't even have to call me when he goes down to eat!"

"......" Ling Yefeng suddenly didn't know what to say.

If the appearance of the Jade Emperor's anger just now still had some majesty in his heart, by now, the Jade Emperor he originally thought about had disappeared.

The Jade Emperor ate like this, and after half an hour, there was not much meat left in the pot.

But the Jade Emperor was not polite at all, and ate all the food in the pot.

didn't even let go of the soup, and it was eaten directly.

What's even more strange is that the old man of the Jade Emperor also licked the bottom of the pot again.

Ling Yefeng directly gave a thumbs up and shouted:

Expert!

"Ahh

"How can you have such delicious food in the world?"

"Well, we have more delicious things in the world. He said with a speechless face.

This guy sits here all day watching the world, but in fact, he has never been down to earth at all?

"Also, shouldn't you tell me about the reincarnated immortal, and besides, why didn't I know about this at all?"

"You know everything?" the Jade Emperor looked at Ling Yefeng's well-known appearance and exclaimed.

"Eh, how else?" Ling Yefeng said speechlessly.

Just kidding, you've been talking about it for a long time, right?

Lao Tzu knew about it from the beginning.

"Forget it, now that you know, let me tell you, you are indeed a reincarnated immortal.

At that time, because you violated the rules of heaven, I had to demote you to the mortal world, so you inexplicably looked like a fool in the brick and stone city. ”

After speaking, the Jade Emperor looked at Ling Yefeng with disgust on his face, and he didn't know what heinous crime he thought Ling Yefeng had done.

"Then what did I do that you had to relegate me to the mortal world. Ling Yefeng then asked.

Although he is just a mortal, not the kind of immortal who can destroy the world, he also knows that he must have done some great sin by degrading the mortal world.

"It's very simple, you put my daughter to sleep all over again. The Jade Emperor looked at Ling Yefeng and said with an unhappy face.

There was even infinite anger bursting out of his eyes.

"Oh?" Ling Yefeng suddenly understood.

I got involved with someone else's daughter, and I guess I didn't recognize anyone when I lifted my pants, so it made the Jade Emperor angry.

"So which of your daughters is it?" Ling Yefeng then asked.

"Seven fairies, seven!" the Jade Emperor said through gritted teeth, wishing he could kill Ling Yefeng, a bastard, on the spot.

"I'll wipe it!" Ling Yefeng was stunned on the spot.

How could I be so brave back then!

That's seven beautiful immortals, no, it's the little sister of the immortals who gave them all that.

Sin, sin.

Ling Yefeng hurriedly read it in his mind.

"You little bastard!, why did my daughter fall in love with you such a bastard and bastard!" the Jade Emperor said indignantly.

At this time, the Jade Emperor has completely lost the quality of being an immortal, and all kinds of swear words come casually.

Even Ling Yefeng couldn't scold him at all.

"It's okay, it's okay, you've been scolding for so long, you can be regarded as picking it up, right?" Ling Yefeng said very unhappily.

If it were anyone, it would be very unhappy to be scolded like this for a long time.

"Hmph, I've been scolding for a long time, I'm not enough!" The Jade Emperor still looked indignant in his heart, and he gained it.

But with another thing that didn't care about what the Jade Emperor thought about the old bastard, he looked at the Jade Emperor and asked the question he was most concerned about:

"Then if you say so, is it possible for me to return to Dao Heavenly Court and become an immortal?"

"Hmph!" said the Jade Emperor very unhappily:

"What the hell are you talking nonsense, your godhead is pinned in the heavenly court, if the heavenly court exists, you will exist forever, and no one can touch you!

Sooner or later, you will have to go back to the Heavenly Court, and then obediently make a gesture under my hands. The Jade Emperor said proudly.

Isn't this the benefit of being the Jade Emperor?

The countless immortals in the heavenly court had to listen to her obediently.

Otherwise, he will be directly relegated to the mortal world.

"Oh, that's right. Hehe!" Ling Yefeng was already fantasizing about his immortality, and then going to the mortal world every day to do things.

"But when this one comes back depends on your performance. The Jade Emperor gently patted Ling Yefeng's shoulder and said earnestly:

"There are too many people who want to become immortals again now, young people still have to work hard, otherwise if you have to queue up, you will have to wait for at least several lifetimes!"

"Isn't this my father-in-law covering me?, others are worried about this, what am I worried about!" Ling Yefeng looked at the Jade Emperor and made a "You know" expression.

"Well, of course I understand, so I'm not asking you to deliver food to the immortals, right? When the immortals' evaluation of you is good to a certain extent, will you come back to Heaven and save your reputation?" The Jade Emperor's eyes suddenly became cunning.

"Oh, worthy of the Jade Emperor! It is indeed an old fox who has lived for an unknown amount of time!" Ling Yefeng suddenly realized and said.

It turns out that his father-in-law is already taking care of himself!

"Then you can get out! I don't want to see you as a son-in-law at all!" the Jade Emperor smiled, but his words were indeed unceremonious.

"Don't, my father-in-law, I have only been back to Heaven for a long time, if you want to, let me meet my wife!" Ling Yefeng looked at the Jade Emperor with an affectionate face, his eyes still piercing.

The Jade Emperor looked at Ling Yefeng's deathly appearance, and suddenly the fire in his heart burned to the extreme.

"Pay attention to what you said, that is your wife in your last life, and it has nothing to do with your life!" the Jade Emperor was furious and yelled.

"What's the difference?Anyway, I'm going to return to Heaven sooner or later, so let's reunite!" Ling Yefeng even started to mentally start YY.

He really wanted to know how he used to do multiplayer sports.

After all, this kind of thing, now he only dares to think about it in his dreams.

"Get out! get me as far as you go!—I don't want to see you again!" the Jade Emperor roared.

He felt that talking to a bastard like Ling Yefeng was really lowering his IQ!

Thinking of this, he didn't say a word, and waved his right hand violently.

"Huh!" Ling Yefeng's figure disappeared in place in an instant, leaving no trace at all.

"I'm grass, I still have something to ask you!" Before Ling Yefeng could finish speaking, his voice stopped abruptly.

In the next second, Ling Yefeng appeared in the wilderness.

"Ma Dan! Jade Emperor, this bastard! From now on, I will greet the eight generations of your ancestors every day!" Ling Yefeng said unhappily.

hinting that he was not happy, he still rode a small electric donkey and walked towards the city.

But as soon as Ling Yefeng walked not far away, he felt a car chasing him behind him.

And in front of him, there was also a car that seemed to be surrounding him......

......