Lu Zhe said that it was impossible, but his legs trembled rhythmically.

The girl covered her mouth and chuckled: "Since you are not nervous, then what are you shaking?

"I ...... I've been suffering from a strange illness since I was a child, and as soon as I was nervous...... Oh no, as long as ...... As soon as it gets dark, it shakes! I'm not nervous, I'm really not nervous at all! It's ...... Really, whoever is nervous is a dog!" Lu Zhe didn't hesitate to say anything, and came up with a very lame excuse. By the way, I scolded myself too.

I was so angry in my heart that I slapped my thigh hard: If you shake Lao Tzu again, I'll see you off!

"Okay, just when you're not nervous. The girl opened the envelope in front of Lu Zhe, and first saw the handwriting of different sizes, as well as the pinyin mixed in it, and immediately frowned.

"Dear Miao Meow Meow...... Uh, with all due respect, isn't the word respect a bit inappropriate?" the girl continued, "The ancients said 'clever smiles and beautiful eyes', classmate Lu, have you forgotten a single person?"

Lu Zhe's face was blue and purple: "Hmm...... One meaning, actually...... I did it on purpose, I just wanted to...... Test you. Yes, exactly. ”

Miao Meow put away the envelope and said with a smile: "Really? Then explain to me, where do these two sentences come from? What do they mean?"

"From ...... Well, in a famous poem, this sentence means...... I happened to meet you laughing...... Laugh...... Laughing owing, yes, owing. Belch...... Beautiful eyes, hope...... Hope...... What's going on?" Lu Zhe was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, it was obvious that this love letter was also copied on the Internet.

Xu Moqiu: I think you kid owes, owes hammering, owes screwing, owes kicking!

"I'll tell you. "Miao Meow stood up," these two sentences are from "The Book of Songs, Wei Feng, Shuoren", which means that the handsome face is smiling beautifully, and the eyebrows and eyes are turning so ecstatically. It is usually used to describe the beauty of women......"

Without waiting for her to finish, Lu Zhe hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, that's what I meant!

"Then you say...... Hey, forget it, I still don't pick a thorn. Miao Meow sat back in her chair, "We don't seem to have much contact with each other, do ......we?" Why do you think that way about me?"

Lu Zhe hurriedly said: "That's the case, since I was in high school, after the first time I saw you, I ...... I can't help myself, yes, my life will be bleak without you......"

Miao Meow felt a little headache: "You said you like me very much, right? Then tell me, what do you like about me?"

"I ...... I love all of you! you...... You sing beautifully...... Also, you're cute...... Your eyes are like light bulbs and your nose is like ...... You ......."

Eyes like light bulbs, noses like garlic, are you sure you're complimenting?

Xu Moqiu couldn't cry or laugh, and wanted to ask who taught this language, even if he was a physical education teacher, he wouldn't be like this!

Miao Meow interrupted his incoherent words: "Lu Zhe, I heard Bao'er talk about you. ”

Lu Zhe's face was overjoyed: "Really, what did she say?"

Miao Meow thought for a while: "She said that you are actually quite good." ”

"How good, how good!" Lu Zhe was anxious to hear other people's praise, and hurriedly asked.

"You...... Want to hear it?"

Lu Zhe's face was full of smiles: "Of course! Say it quickly, say it! Don't be embarrassed." ”

At this moment, he suddenly forgot Lu Bao'er's nature.

Miao Meow glanced at him, seemed to be a little unbearable, and finally spoke: "She said that in addition to your ugly face, despicable and shameless, perverted and lustful, lazy and lazy, insidious and vicious, wolf-hearted and dog-hearted, recognizing a thief as a father, and not diligent...... Other than that, there are no other drawbacks. That's the exact word...... Really, I haven't changed a word. ”

"Poof......" Xu Moqiu

knew that Lu Baoer couldn't say anything good in her mouth, and this string of derogatory words hit Lu Zhe's face blue, and he couldn't hold back, and suddenly laughed. Qin Mengyan hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth.

Lu Zhe was taken aback again and jumped up: "Who?

"Meow ......"

"Mom, where did so many wild cats come from?" Lu Zhe muttered, turned his face and hurriedly meowed to Miao Meow, "Meow, listen to me tell you, Bao'er...... She's slandering...... Really! Blatantly slanderous! I am of good character, and I am definitely not that kind of person. ”

Miao Meow looked at the time: "Okay, I won't tease you." Lu Zhe, if you want to chase me, you can do it, but I have one condition, in fact, it can be regarded as my mate selection condition, as long as you meet it, I will ...... Consider being your girlfriend. ”

"You say, you say!" Lu Zhe was overjoyed, and he couldn't find paper and pen all over his body, and he was in a hurry. Suddenly, I had an idea, and quickly took out my mobile phone to turn on the recording function.

Miao Meow Meow pressed the corner of his mouth with the index finger of his right hand: "Hmm...... Do you know the third class?"

Lu Zhe furrowed his brows: "Class 3, which class 3, class 3, high school sophomore and third class, hmm...... I know that Mo Youqian in their class is my buddy. We grew up playing marble, and when we were young, we used to play marbles together with our bare butts in the sun! Speaking of marble, I'm actually getting old! It's really ......."

Xu Moqiu and Qin Mengyan were full of black lines, and an idea arose in their hearts at the same time: jump out and strangle the guy who lacks a heart. In front of girls, is it really appropriate to say this?

Sure enough, the smile on Miao Meow's face disappeared instantly: "I'm talking about the third class of high school." ”

"Oh, the third class of high school, I'm more familiar!" Lu Zhe began to fold his fingers, "I know Niu Gangmen, Master Xu, and Zhu Yitou...... Not...... I haven't played marble with them, I don't know what level they are, but I shouldn't be my opponent, and when I was young, I was a well-known egg marble superman......"

Miao Meow couldn't bear it: "Hey...... I'm talking about their homeroom teacher! Also, I don't want to hear the word marble!"

"Ah...... What's wrong with that bad old man, you say, Mr. Xu?"

Xu Moqiu, who was in the grass, had green tendons in his head and clenched his fists: Lao Tzu, this bad old man wants to beat you to death!

Miao Meow's face became more and more ugly: "How can you say that about Teacher Xu?"

Lu Zhe scratched his head and said curtly: "Uh...... I'm kidding, I'm kidding, you continue. ”

"First of all, I hate people who don't respect their teachers. ”

"I'm not that kind of person. Lu Zhe hurriedly said, "Really, I respect my parents at home and my teachers at school, they just want the moon in the sky, and I will take them off." ”

I'm afraid you're saying the opposite, right?" Xu Moqiu secretly slandered himself.

Miao Meow Meow directly ignored his words and continued: "Actually, what I like is a man like him who is steady, humorous, talented, gentle, responsible, responsible, and knows how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade......"

As soon as these words came out, the two people hiding in the grass gasped at the same time. Xu Moqiu never expected that if he ate a melon, how could he eat it on himself?

Qin Mengyan's eyes became more and more strange when she looked at him. Xindao: Why does this obscene and disgusting guy like little girls so much?

I heard his little fan sister Xu Shishi say this once before, but I didn't think there was anything. After all, Xu Moqiu has done so much for her, and it is reasonable for the little girl to be a little moved.

But now this student in the outer class actually uses him as his standard for choosing a mate! What's wrong with the little girls now? Is this what is often said that men are not bad, but women are not loved?

Lu Zhe was obviously taken aback: "What? do you like Xu Lao...... Singles? ...... You are not allowed to be together. ”

Isn't he, he's his brother-in-law!

"Your comprehension skills seem to be very poor, I suggest you read more books in the future, okay?" Miao Meow was obviously very disappointed in Lu Zhe, and stood up and was about to leave.

"Wait

Lu Zhe hurriedly stopped, "Meow Meow, in fact, Mr. Xu is not as good as you think, let me tell you, he usually eats exaggeratedly! Even the dishes are licked clean, and he grinds his teeth, farts, snores when he sleeps, doesn't wash his hands after going to the toilet, oh, and steals girls' underwear......"

Xu Moqiu gritted his teeth in the grass: Good boy! You dare to smear me in front of female students, Lao Tzu remembers.

Miao Meow's face was as cold as ice, and her impression of Lu Zhe was obviously extremely bad: "It seems that we have nothing to talk about." ”

"Don't ......" Lu Zhe hurriedly chased after him, swearing, "Don't worry, I will soon become a person like him." You can't go back then!"

"Then wait until you become like him. Miao Meow was a little impatient, "Okay, it's time for class, this class is our class teacher's class, I can't be late." ”

Lu Zhe nodded hurriedly: "Okay, good!"

Seeing Miao Meow leaving, Lu Zhe jumped up instantly: "Oh yes! It seems that I will soon be able to get rid of being single." Two tigers run fast, run fast! one has no eyes, the other has no ass, what a strange ......."

Humming the song, he jumped away. Obviously very happy.

"I'm afraid he's not mentally retarded?" Qin Mengyan pushed aside the grass, looked at his back, and said with a puzzled expression.

Xu Moqiu said indifferently: "This guy has little brain, don't pay attention to him." Hiss...... My feet are numb, Mengyan, you pull me. ”

"What physical fitness?" Qin Mengyan stretched out her hand to pull him, but as a result, her feet were numb.

The two of them were unstable and rolled together at the same time.

The moment the men and women touched, the two of them were like being hit by five thunders!

Finished!

At this moment, Xu Moqiu's mind seemed to have someone singing a song "Cool and Cool".

I felt the mouth of the person under me open......

"Hmm......"

Qin Mengyan was startled at that time, and her whole body was excited, and she wanted to say something. When he spoke, his tongue must have moved, but Xu Moqiu seemed to have misunderstood something......

At this moment, Qin Mengyan only felt that her heart was beating faster and faster, to be precise, her first kiss was taken away by this man during the last picnic.

But this time it felt very different...... So comfortable, so shy, Teacher Qin's mind was blank for a while, and he forgot to resist, but closed his eyes and catered to it.

"Click"

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of a shutter, and Qin Mengyan's whole person almost bounced up from Xu Moqiu's belly, and her movements were like flowing clouds and water in one go, without dragging the mud and water at all, and a figure stumbled towards the back door.

"Stand...... Stop!" Qin Mengyan gritted her teeth and wanted to chase after her, but her legs had not completely regained consciousness, so where could she catch up?

Xu Moqiu came out of the grass and pulled Qin Mengyan's arm: "No need to chase, I know who that guy is." ”

"You know?"

"Hmm. Xu Moqiu was almost certain that the person who took the photo secretly was definitely Yang Goulin! Except for him, there would be no second person who would be so idle.

Qin Mengyan clenched her fists: "I don't care, you have to give me a satisfactory answer to this matter, otherwise...... We're all burning!"

Xu Moqiu patted his chest: "Don't worry, Meng Yan, I have this handle to hold the hair, he doesn't dare to pass it on." ”

"And!" Qin Mengyan turned her head and warned with a calm face, "What happened just now was just an accident, you are not allowed to think too much, and you are not allowed to think about it!

Xu Moqiu nodded again and again: "I know, I know!"

Qin Mengyan was very depressed: "It's really ...... Oh...... I'll go first, don't follow me. ”