Chapter Fifty-Seven: Three Fools
Lin Xu's forehead was instantly smashed by the head of the gun, and this time he felt the pain and bared his teeth.
If you are someone else, it is estimated that you will be popular this time.
The three stupid big men were arguing with each other and chattering endlessly, and Lin Xu was a little impatient after watching it for a long time.
“hi,come here!”
This is one of Lin Xuhui's English sentences.
When the three of them heard Lin Xu calling, they were stunned for a moment and stopped arguing, and glanced at each other.
One of the foreigners tilted his head at the other and motioned for him to go over and see what was going on.
The foreigner walked over, glared at Lin Xu with a fierce look in his eyes and said, "%!£##€!"
Lin Xu didn't understand either, and he probably was asking him what he was going to do.
“cellphone!cellphone!”
Lin Xu doesn't know how to say a complete sentence, but a word is still easy and casual.
“what?”
The foreigner didn't know what Lin Xu was going to do, he took out his mobile phone with his left hand and pointed with his right hand.
“yes,yes,yes!”
Lin Xu nodded and said three "yes" in a row.
“use cellphone fan yi。 ”
Lin Xu couldn't think of the word "translation" for a while, so he simply shook it off in his native language.
The authentic Chinese English made a shining debut, and the three stupid big ones on the opposite side were stunned for three seconds.
Worthy of being an Asian compatriot, the stick brother slapped his forehead, took out his mobile phone with a happy face, and said something to the other two, obviously he understood.
He opened a translation app on his phone and spoke a long list of bird languages.
After the stick brother finished speaking, he handed the mobile phone to Lin Xu and played it to him.
"Honestly, I ask you what to answer! Was the eagle caught, and how did you escape the eagle's assassination?"
The computer girl spoke stiffly and without emotion, and Lin Xu, who listened to it, just wanted to laugh.
Lin Xu made a weird expression, thought for a while, and then said, "Oh, that person, huh...... Eagle's nickname is not suitable for him, I advise you to let him change his nickname as soon as possible, I think the mole is good, quite appropriate. ”
At the beginning, Ying used a sniper rifle to shoot a few times but didn't hit Lin Xu, and in Lin Xu's opinion, he was almost like a blind man.
After Lin Xu finished speaking, he pursed his lips and looked at the stick brother with a smile.
The stick brother took back his mobile phone and clicked on the play, and the other two people also came forward to listen, and when the sound was played, the faces of the three people became more and more ugly.
“FUCK YOU!”
Obviously, the foreigner has the hottest temper.
"Click"
With a crisp sound, the pistol was loaded and directly pressed against Lin Xu's eyebrows.
Seeing this, the other two hurriedly grabbed him.
After Brother Bangzi spoke a bird language again, probably because the network was not good, he held his mobile phone there to find a signal, and after a while, it seemed that the translation was successful, and then it was handed to Lin Xu.
When the stick brother heard that a passage had been translated, he didn't think about it that much at all, this guy's Huaxia language was not even as good as a three-year-old child, and he stared at Lin Xu tightly at this time.
Maybe the stick brothers' English is not too good, or maybe he said it too fast, and the Internet didn't react, anyway, the translated things this time are a bit unusual.
"We're dying, we don't have money to buy anything here!
Lin Xu was stunned for a moment after hearing this, why was he still asking where the eagle was just now? Now that he was about to die and had no money, he wanted to ask where the eagle was?
Out of humanitarianism, Lin Xu can't see death without help!
Clearing his throat, Lin Xu said in a deep voice: "I don't know if you are sick or about to starve to death, the eagle is a national protected animal and is locked up in the zoo, you can go there to find it if you want to see it!"
Lin Xu replied solemnly, and looked at them sympathetically after speaking.
Hey, I'm going to die, and I'm still thinking about finding the eagle.
The stick brother held the mobile phone, and the two foreigners stepped forward to listen carefully.
"Dying soon, the eagle is protected in the zoo. ”
The three of them looked at each other, revealing surprise, and at the same time worried about Ying in their hearts, because Lin Xu said that he was about to die.
Finally asked about the whereabouts of the eagle, it turned out to be in the zoo.
What a terrible translation software for three cute killers!
Lin Xu secretly warned himself that if he went abroad in the future, he would really not dare to use this translation software indiscriminately.
The three stick brothers didn't know what they were talking about, and then the two foreigners left in a hurry, thinking that they should have gone to the zoo to find the eagle.
At this time, only the stick brothers were left here looking at Lin Xu.
“hi”
Lin Xu called out to Brother Stick, this guy had curly hair, a sturdy body, and obviously exercised regularly.
When the stick brothers heard Lin Xu shouting, they were originally sitting on the side holding their mobile phones, but at this time they pulled out their daggers and came to Lin Xu's side.
The exact reason for Ying's mistake this time is unknown, but it cannot be ruled out that Lin Xu in front of him is a master.
"cellphone," Lin Xu said.
The stick brothers have already had a tacit understanding, and directly took out their mobile phones and asked Lin Xu to say.
"Who the hell is going to kill me?"
This is what Lin Xu is most concerned about, otherwise he would not have been inking with them for so long.
But this stick brother is not good enough, and the mobile phone translator said: "I don't know who the order is under the organization." Even if we do, we won't tell you, and when the eagle is rescued from the zoo, we can figure out your secret!"
The translation software is back to normal, and it may indeed have something to do with the Internet.
"Damn, I've been playing with you for a long time!"
Hearing such an answer, Lin Xu broke the rope, and the ordinary rope was more than enough to trap an ordinary person, but the three of them didn't understand Lin Xu, so they were careless.
The stick brothers were shocked at first, but obviously he has a lot of actual combat, after all, he is a killer, and his reaction and skills are all first-class.
The dagger spun in his hand for a week and then he held it upside down in his hand, chic and natural, and at the same time quickly made a handsome gesture in the air.
Then make a series of chain kicks, handsome and compelling, the whole action in one go, without any mud.
Before he could finish kicking these things, he raised his leg and kicked out again, landing on one leg as steady as Tarzan, and the other leg kicked the air three times in quick succession from top to bottom.
After doing these provocations and threats, as if he could give himself a lot of energy, he looked at Lin Xu proudly.
Lin Xu stretched out his index finger and shook it, and then showed a teasing expression, and instantly used purification.
The stick brother on the other side suddenly felt numb and weak, and his hand holding the knife couldn't exert his strength.
"Smack!"
The dagger fell to the ground, and this was not over, he was horrified to find that Lin Xu had already come to him and slapped him directly in the face.
The stick brother only felt the world spinning, his head was dazed, and two beautiful blood lines shot out of his nostrils, and at the same time, two molars pierced the glass of the house like bullets.
"Hey, the police station! I've been kidnapped!" Lin Xu dialed the police station.
“……”
"I'm not a liar!"
“……”
"I've really been kidnapped! The bad guys have been subdued by me, but there are two more who have gone to the zoo to look for the eagles, and they shouldn't be able to come back for a while. ”
“……”
"Address...... I'll take a look ...... later."
"Oh, it's out, I'm ......"
Lin Xu hung up the phone and glanced at the stick brother who fell to the ground unconscious.
The latter's current appearance made Lin Xu can't help but smack his tongue.
"Hey, it's a little too strong...... Brother, treat yourself well, your mother should still recognize you. ”