Lu Dongbin: "Lingbao Tianzun, is that cold beer so delicious? It's better than my thousand-year-old dream?"

Nezha: "I don't know how to feel it!" (a curious expression)

Marshal Tianpeng: "I want to drink it too!" (drooling)

Lingbao Tianzun: "It's not delicious! It's delicious! I haven't drunk it so much for tens of thousands of years!"

Clairvoyant: "Lingbao Tianzun is well-informed, he said that if it is delicious, it must be delicious!"

Shunfeng Er: "A fan immortal friend, can you also bring me a can?"

Lei Gong: "I want to drink it too!"

Electric mother: "Husband, don't you mess in front of me, okay?

Hey?

Is this mortal food so popular in Heavenly Court?

Lu Yifan's eyes rolled, and he replied in the group: "I'm sorry everyone, this beer is the same as spicy duck neck, it belongs to cherished food!

I still have a can in my hand, who wants it?

Lu Dongbin: "I'll produce a high-grade immortal weapon!"

King Yama: "I'll give you a one-day ticket to the eighteenth floor of hell!"

Jizo Bodhisattva: "I'll make a book of hell of life and death!"

King Yama: 'Stop!' Bodhisattva, don't you exchange life and death for wine, it will cause chaos in the mortal world!'

Buddha Buddha: "Amitabha, I will come out of the great day to mantra!"

Lu Dongbin: "Nima, Buddha, aren't you a monk, why do you still come to grab beer from us?"

For example, the Buddha: "Amitabha, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart." Wine is a sin, and this sin should be borne by the poor monks!

If I don't go to hell, who will?"

Taishang Laojun: "Am I late? Is there still a cold beer?" Yifan Immortal Friend, I have a hundred of the newly developed healing elixir 'Taishang Baichuang Dan', how about I exchange it for a bottle of cold beer for you?"

Lu Yifan was almost excited and didn't jump up at that time.

A hundred is too much for a hundred creation pills!

As long as the soul is not killed, the body can be restored immediately after taking it!

He can't use the immortal weapon at all now, and he can't cultivate the high-level exercises, but the elixir of Taishang Laojun is practical!

At that time, Lu Yifan clapped his hands and shouted: "Okay! Taishang Laojun, I-ap > ding!"

Congratulations, you grabbed the red envelope of Taishang Laojun and obtained 100 Taishang Baichuang Dan, which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion for withdrawal.

Lu Yifan grinned, picked up a can of cold beer and gave it to Taishang Laojun.

Just two cans of cold beer, adding up to only a dozen yuan, just changed so many treasures, Lu Yifan is about to bloom!

……

……

Thirty-three heavens, in the Sanqing Palace.

Taishang Laojun and Lingbao Tianzun were holding their mobile phones, hehe, hehe, he

"This new immortal named Lu Yifan is really stupid! I can practice tens of thousands of pills in one furnace!" Taishang Laojun said beautifully, his face full of "Lao Tzu has taken a big advantage".

Lingbao Tianzun smiled slightly: "What are you?

The big demon twisted out of the capsule toy machine is purely out to vent his grievances!

Those male fairies thought that the twisted demon could be their wives, hahaha, laughed at me!"

Taishang Laojun: "Lingbao has yours!

But...... Those big demons are all powerful, and they won't kill the users, right?"

Lingbao Tianzun shook his head and smiled: "The big demon who came out of the capsule toy machine has been sealed to one-ten-thousandth of its heyday!"

It won't hurt the user!

Even if the user can satisfy the big demon, maybe some conditions can be met for the user.

Of course, this possibility is very small, after all, the demons and immortals are not mutually exclusive.

But as long as I can let the big demons vent their grievances, my goal will be achieved, hehehehe!"

Poor Lu Yifan didn't know that he was pitted by this unscrupulous Lingbao Tianzun.

At this time, Lu Yifan was full of excitement and returned to his home.

As soon as the door of the bedroom closed, he took out his sister's gachapon machine.

"What will come out? Scorpion Spirit, Spider Spirit, or Mouse Spirit?

Wow rub, no matter which one you twist, it's all earned!

Hmph, as long as Lao Tzu succeeds in the gacha, just Gong Ziyuan is a fart!"

Thinking of this, Lu Yifan couldn't wait to press the button on his sister's gacha machine.

After pressing the button, the marquee on the machine began to flicker, and background music played on the machine.

"Gacha, Gacha, twist out a sexy sister!

Gacha, Gacha, twist out a charming sister!

It only takes a coin to twist it,

Wishes come true, dreams come true.

Sanqing products, must be high-quality!"

What the hell are these lyrics!

Biu~~~

Just when Lu Yifan was speechless about the broken lyrics of this sister's gacha machine, a gacha ejected from the gachapon machine.

Lu Yifan picked up the transparent gacha, observed it curiously for a while, took a deep breath, and twisted the gacha with a heart, and with a force!

Bang!

The moment the gacha twisted open, countless smoke burst out!

In the middle of the smoke, Lu Yifan could vaguely see the figure of a woman.

"Who could it be?" Lu Yifan kept rubbing his hands, and he was still a little excited in his heart.

However, when the smoke cleared, seeing the woman's face, Lu Yifanden was petrified on the spot.

I saw that an ugly girl with dark skin, a sausage mouth, a very short stature, and a story book in her hand was looking at Lu Yifan impatiently.

"What the hell! Daddy! This is not Sister Feng!"

Lu Yifan grabbed his head frantically and said speechlessly.

"I was well-read at the age of nine, and I reached my peak at the age of twenty. I now read social and humanities books, such as "Bosom Friend" and "Story Club...... Push forward 300 years, push back 300 years, a total of 600 years no one has ever had me. ”

Sister Feng looked at Lu Yifan with disdain, and then said: "If you want to marry me, you must be a doctor of Tsinghua University or above, an executive of one of the world's top ten companies, worth more than 100 million, with a car and a house, no father and no mother!"

Have you met these conditions?"

Just when Sister Feng was complaining frantically, a sound came out of the capsule toy machine: "Prompt, the gacha failed, do you want to destroy the failed product?"

"Hurry up and destroy her for me!!"

Lu Yifan said it almost in a roar-like voice.

calmed down his indescribable mood, and Lu Yifan pressed the gacha button again.

"Gacha, Gacha, twist out a sexy sister!

Gacha, Gacha, twist out a charming sister!

It only takes a coin to twist it,

Wishes come true, dreams come true.

Sanqing products, must be high-quality!"

Biu~~~

Another gacha bounced out of the machine.

Lu Yifan twisted the egg away nervously, and there was another burst of smoke, and in the smoke, Lu Yifan saw a woman posing in an S shape.

Breathing a sigh of relief, Lu Yifan could be sure that this was definitely not Sister Feng.

But when the smoke cleared, Lu Yifan spurted another mouthful of old blood!

(End of chapter)

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