Chapter 30: The Yellow Arrow Routine [Seeking Collection]
There was a candle in the live broadcast room, and many people were sure that the anchor was completely joking, and they were waiting for the red envelope to light a few candles for the anchor to mourn in silence. Especially seeing Li Feng casually throwing the fishing rod aside with a casual attitude, where is this a bit of fishing, it's too amateurish.
"Alright, let's wait and see the big fish take the bait. Li Feng clapped his hands. "Everyone will have time to guess how big the first fish is, and the anchor will take advantage of this time to perform a small show for everyone. ”
"Fengzi doesn't brag, we're still friends. "I'm poor B, donate ten candles, and gather the strength of all sides to make a giant candle.
"That's right, not to mention anything else, the anchor's hook throwing technique, and this fishing attitude, except for the fish blindness, I can't think of any other reason to catch a fish. ”
"But watching the show, it's not bad to have gifts to receive, will Fengzi give out red envelopes next time he fishes?"
Li Feng rolled his eyes, his hand did not stop, digging a handful of mud from his feet, and the dough molding technique was used on the clay sculpture, which did not violate the harmony at all, and after a while, a vivid image of a Fuwa holding a carp appeared in Li Feng's hand.
"I'll go, the anchor has a hand. ”
"It's new, although maple fishing amateur, you can play with dough sculpture, clay sculpture is absolutely everyone. ”
"Uncle Peach, is it okay to give this to Yin Yin. The little girl Yin Yin came in again, and the girl was attracted by the clay sculpture in Li Feng's hand.
"Okay, wait for Uncle to make a set and send it to you. Li Feng said with a smile. "What kind of shape do you still like, hurry up and say, I'll be too busy when the fish is hooked. ”
"Okay, I'll accept the anchor's blind confidence. ”
Li Feng smiled, the time was almost up, and sure enough, the fishing rod moved. "Brothers, the time has come to witness the miracle. ”
"I'll go, it's really fake. "The one who spoke just now was dumbfounded, this slap in the face was too fast, hot and fresh.
"Nima, really, what's the situation?"
"I really ran into a blind fish. ”
"Anchor, don't be someone in the water, right?"
"Brother, this imagination and the anchor's self-confidence have a fight. ”
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In the live broadcast room, a group of viewers who just said that they were making fun of Li Feng were all dumbfounded, the fryer was too incredible, they could catch fish in this way, and no one would believe it when they said it, but the fact happened right in front of them, looking at the taut fishing line, this fish is not small.
"It's definitely a coincidence. ”
"Nima, this fish is absolutely blind, and it doesn't take so fast to reincarnate. ”
"Fengzi, don't be complacent, this time it's definitely a blind cat that meets a dead mouse. Gao Shuai Fu No. 1, rubbed his calf touching the corner of the table, just laughed at Li Feng, who knew that he was caught in the blink of an eye, he sat up suddenly, forgetting that his legs were on the desk, and he almost fell into the mud.
"Uncle Momoko is amazing. "Okay, Yin Yin didn't like to watch fishing, but many uncles were screaming, it was so fun, the little girl looked at her mother's mobile phone and clapped.
Li Feng smiled, the time was not five minutes, holding the fishing rod, the fishing line was tightened.
"Kaple is lucky, it's a big fish. "Uncle Fat saw that the fishing line was stretched like that, this fish is not small.
"I have to admit that Kaede has taken shit luck, this is a big fish. "Zhu Yihang is very experienced, looking at Li Feng's posture, this fish is not small.
"Really, anchor, really caught a big guy?"
"I'll go, the anchor's luck, it's heavenly. ”
"Yes, it's serious to catch a ball fish, and buy a lottery ticket quickly. ”
Almost everyone thinks that Li Feng is taking shit luck, as for the technique, just kidding, the posture just now, digging earthworms everywhere, throwing hooks into the ditch, throwing them at will, if this is considered technology, Yin Yin Xiaowanzi in the live broadcast room are all masters.
Li Feng wanted to say a few words, but the egg hurt and the fishing rod couldn't let go, so fortunately, he prepared a live broadcast system lens and immediately switched over.
"I'll go, good fellow, this fish is more than a foot long. ”
"Red Tail?"
"It's a carp, it's lucky. ”
"Wild carp of this size is not common now. ”
"What a beautiful fish, come on, Uncle Peach. The villain, not forgetting to show his presence, shouted into the microphone.
Li Feng held the fishing rod and tried hard to throw the carp up, and a group of people in the live broadcast room were speechless.
"Fengzi, slow down, don't pull the line with your brain, let it go, otherwise it will be easy to run. Uncle Fat couldn't help but say.
Li Feng didn't seem to hear it, and shook it vigorously.
"This fish is really miserable Nima. ”
"Sure enough, it was a blind cat that touched a dead mouse. ”
"Kaede doesn't know how to fish at all. ”
As he was talking, he saw Li Feng's hand shake, and he looked at the river with a strange face.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?"
"The fish ran away?"
"Eighty percent is, if you don't run like this, that's really a stupid fish. ”
"Sure enough, everyone's worries are superfluous, Fengzi is determined to give everyone a red envelope. ”
Li Feng smiled bitterly. "I want to, but ....... ”
"Let's see for yourself. ”
As soon as the camera switched, the entire live broadcast room was dumbfounded, this Nima's blind fish today is in a swarm.
"Nima, I'm blind. ”
"Really, fake. ”
"There are people in the river. ”
"It's greasy. ”
In the shot, the carp's tail was bitten by a big white fish with light yellow, no wonder Li Feng's hand shook just now.
"I don't know how to describe the anchor's luck anymore. ”
"This kind of fish biting fish is common in the sea, but it is absolutely rare in fresh water for ten years. ”
"Lao Tzu is almost thirty years old, and it's the first time I've seen him. ”
"My mom asked me why I was kneeling and looking at my phone, and I said I was scared of the anchor's luck and my knees went limp. ”
"Uncle, it's not good to kneel, Yin Yin doesn't kneel to look at her phone. ”
"Hahaha. ”
Li Feng couldn't laugh. "It's a yellow arrow, how did I meet this thing? ”
"What is Yellow Arrow?"
"Yellow swordfish?"
"Good fellow, this is the Ten Evils of Freshwater. ”
"But no, as the saying goes, ten catties of yellow arrows cost people's lives, and a hundred catties of yellow arrows are terrifying. ”
"Ask for advice, what is a yellow swordfish?"
"Yellow swordfish, also known as freshwater shark, tiger in the water, because the head and gill cover are golden, the head into the cone arrowhead, commonly known as the yellow swordfish, this fish body like a snake, round, the strength in the water is incomparably great, known as ten catties to kill you, a hundred catties of ghosts and gods, a ten catties of yellow swordfish can penetrate the human body, although it is a rumor, can pass through a few fishing nets, this thing is true. Generally, when fishing in the water and encountering yellow arrows, you will immediately close the net and change the harpoon, which is definitely the nemesis of the fishing net, and the fish sugar is a big harm. ”
"Yellow arrow, the third brother has caught a yellow arrow. "Erha, this kid saw Li Feng by the river, grinding and coming over, this kid just came back from the village to see the second brother, the third brother, and a few sisters-in-law playing with new gadgets in their hands, and looked at it for a while, playing cards is really interesting, much more interesting than their father's mobile phone, this product did not dare to encourage their father to change his mobile phone, this does not inquire about the cheapest smart phone four or five hundred can buy one.
Erha called Li Feng to pay attention, Taolin helped with weeding for more than 200 yuan, maybe the third brother had something to do, if he could get some money to buy a smartphone, it would definitely be the first in the class, and Xiaopang would be envious and jealous.
A few villagers who were looking at their fields by the river, when they heard that Li Feng had caught a fish and a rare yellow arrow, they all ran over one by one.
"Oh, it's not small. ”
"That's a big one. ”
One, all the live broadcast rooms heard it, waiting for Li Feng's camera to cut over. "I'll go, where is the carp?"
"Don't get into the belly of the Yellow Arrow?"
Li Feng didn't pay attention to it, and he decoupled, but what happened to the yellow arrow, could it really be that he was queuing up to take the bait. In fact, Li Feng didn't pay attention, the yellow arrow just bit the carp, and finally the carp's mouth was torn open, the carp ran away, the big fish hook time was about the same, and the fish was automatically loaded, and the yellow arrow was hit.
"Good guy, this one is 1.5 meters, right?"
"It's almost, at least one meter two, let alone twenty pounds. "Li Qinghong, take a look. "Sanzi, take this guy at noon, come to my house to drink, why don't you let anything out, I brought the old man from the town to do it. ”
"I haven't eaten yellow arrows for many years, Sanzi, I'll try it, a hundred yuan, how does this fish make me?" Li Qingping joined in the fun, yellow swordfish is rare in these years, this game means delicious, tomorrow to send the old man is definitely a good thing, the city wants to buy so much, a few three or five hundred yuan.
Li Feng held the fishing rod, the yellow swordfish was really known as the tiger in the water, and its strength was surprisingly strong, even if Li Feng pulled it, he felt a little difficult.
"I'll go, where did these guys come from?"
"Fengzi, don't pay attention to these goods, a hundred yuan, such a big fish is joking. ”
"I'll give you a thousand, and I'll get this fish. "Gao Shuai Fu No. 1, there are really few wild yellow swordfish in the mirage at home.
"Two thousand. "Zhu Yihang's family is engaged in aquatic products, and such a big yellow arrow works well, not only for a few thousand yuan, but also for a lot of fame.
"Okay, I'll give you when I catch it. Li Feng said with a smile.
"Hey, who is the third son talking to?" Li Qingping, seeing Li Feng talking, asked. "Okay, no, okay, I'll add a little more, one hundred and fifteen, I'll have a blood, who let this fish not taste it for many years." ”
"Qingping is making a fortune outside, and it will be one hundred and five as soon as he opens his mouth. The sixth uncle, Li Fukui, carried the basket and went to the mountain to pick vegetables and came back, and saw the bustle by the river to join in the fun.
"It's Uncle Six. Li Qingping took Li Fukui and handed him the cigarette. "It's a good smoke, Uncle Six, this year is good. ”
"It's okay, why did you brothers come here. ”
"Isn't this watching Sanzi fishing? ”
"Yo, it's a big yellow arrow. Li Fukui took a look, and he was quite surprised. "Good fellow, that's more than a meter, right?"
"But no, what about the third son, give me one hundred and fifteen?" Li Qingping said with a smile to Li Fukui. "This person has eaten too much in a restaurant outside, so he wants to go home and eat some hometown taste, this yellow arrow has not eaten for many years, and he wants to try it. ”
"Nima, this product is so good at pretending. ”
"The urban routine is deep, and the rural water is not diving. ”
"Sit back and wait for the anchor to come and slap your face. ”