Chapter 257: Picking up a little daughter-in-law for nothing
Gu Xiangtian was completely stunned when he saw it, what the hell is going on, why did Lin Zhengying come out with a urinal?
"Uncle Ying, can this thing also collect ghosts?" Gu Xiangtian said.
"Of course you can! Pretending to be such a slut who likes to flirt and play with women from good families, you should use such a jar! This urinal is still what I use every day! I am so angry! Do you want to smell it?"
Lin Zhengying teasingly put the night pot on Gu Xiangtian's side.
From afar, Gu Xiangtian could smell a smell.
"Forget it, Uncle Ying, you better hurry up and take the ghost king! After you take the ghost king, I will be relieved!" Gu Xiangtian hurriedly covered his nose and said.
Gu Xiangtian found that Lin Zhengying in reality was still quite interesting, and he even skinned himself from time to time.
It's much funnier than the stinky old man with a serious face in the movie.
"Okay! No problem! I'll put this guy away now!"
Lin Zhengying quickly shook the dream bell in his hand, and then recited a mantra that made people's ears hurt.
In that black aura, the Ghost King's head, arms and legs quickly rolled together, forming a black ball-like thing.
"Nima, come to Grandpa's urinal!"
Lin Zhengying saw that the black qi mass formed by the ghost king was so tenacious that he didn't go to the urinal, so he added a sentence of anger in the back.
Not to mention, it was precisely because the ghost of the ghost king finally stopped struggling and "swished" into Lin Zhengying's urinal!
Lin Zhengying also closed the lid of the night pot, and then pasted a yellow charm on the lid of the night pot.
The ghost king was received by Lin Zhengying into the night pot, and Gu Xiangtian's hanging heart could finally be put down.
"Uncle Ying, don't let him come out again this time!
"Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again!" Lin Zhengying said.
As the ghost king was put into the night pot, the ghost qi restraint on Zheng Meng's body also disappeared.
The first thing Zheng Meng did when he broke free was to run to Liao Xin's side and say to him, "Does your arm hurt?"
"It hurts, it hurts badly!"
Liao Xin suddenly said to Gu Xiangtian: "Brother Tian, you use the kitchen knife in your hand to cut off this arm of mine!
Before Gu Xiangtian could speak, Zheng Meng suddenly said: "No, you can't cut it! How can you hug me if you cut it!" Zheng Meng suddenly hugged Liao Xin and said coquettishly.
"Huh?" Liao Xin's face was incredible.
"Ahh
"No, you mean what you said before that you want to be my daughter-in-law!"
Liao Xin looked surprised.
What is this?
Are there overcapacity of girls in the country?
Can a daughter-in-law pick it up for nothing on the street?
It's too easy, isn't it?
This made Liao Xin suddenly have an illusion, feeling like he was the only man in this world.
"Seriously, of course!"
Zheng Meng said as he leaned down and kissed Liao Xin's forehead and face respectively!
Zheng Meng is taller than Liao Xin's, so if he wants to kiss Liao Xin, he doesn't have to work hard at all.
Liao Xin, a soldier who is not deeply involved in the world, is clean and upright, although he used to rely on his own power and bullied his employees.
But he didn't pass casually at the woman's convenience, and the daughter-in-law who suddenly broke in, attacked so violently that he forgot the pain in his arm for a while.
Before Liao Xin could react, Zheng Mengtou lowered his head and kissed Liao Xin's mouth.
Liao Xin's body instantly hit a spirit, and he felt that there were only two of them left in heaven and earth.
Gu Xiangtian and Lin Zhengying stood aside, really a little embarrassed, this dog food was caught off guard.
Time seemed to stand still at this moment, there was silence, only the voices of the two of them remained.
After a good meeting, Lin Zhengying saw that the two of them didn't seem to have the intention of stopping, so he pretended to cough twice.
"Ahem, that, Xiang Tianzhen, I should go!" Lin Zhengying said.
"Don't! Watch it for a while! Live performance! Passionate!" Gu Xiangtian said in a deliberately strange voice while pressing his throat.
As soon as Gu Xiangtian's voice fell, Liao Xin and Zheng Meng also heard it clearly, knowing that Gu Xiangtian was talking about them, so they hurriedly let go of each other.
Zheng Meng asked Liao Xin with a red face: "Husband, what's your name?"
It's really a bit embarrassing, it's all passionate for a while, and I even remembered to ask for a name
"My name is Liao Xin, three golden Xin!" Liao Xin said.
"Brother Sanjin, you have a lot of gold! I like it so much! Do you still have a pain in your arm?" Zheng Meng said.
Is this crooked?
I don't even remember the name one second, but the next second it's already so intimate!
This relationship is developing too fast!
"It hurts!" Liao Xin said stunned.
It is said that heroes are sad to pass the beauty level, and heroes who meet beautiful women will be stupid!
"Then shall I kiss you a little longer?" Zheng Meng said.
"Well, a little longer!"
Liao Xin is stupid, completely stupid!
Gu Xiangtian suddenly had the urge to wake up Liao Xin with a palm at this time!
"Liao Xin!" Gu Xiangtian suddenly shouted.
"Brother Tian!"
Liao Xin suddenly came back to his senses and hurriedly agreed.
"Do you two still want to spend the night here?!Do you need me to prepare a bed for you to have a good time here!" Gu Xiangtian said angrily.
"Brother Tian! I was wrong!" Liao Xin immediately realized his mistake and immediately admitted his mistake.
When Gu Xiangtian was about to leave, Liao Xin suddenly fainted!
"Brother Tian, look at Brother Sanjin, what's wrong?" Zheng Meng hurriedly asked.
When Gu Xiangtian looked over, Liao Xin had already fallen into Zheng Meng's arms.
"!"
Gu Xiangtian scolded.
Before Gu Xiangtian had time to pass, he saw that Zheng Meng suddenly fainted.
The two of them lay on the ground with their arms together.
Gu Xiangtian suddenly felt that something was not quite right, and hurriedly came to the two of them.
I saw that the faces of the two of them were covered with black spider web-like black patterns, which looked a little scary and disgusting.
"Uncle Ying, Uncle Ying, come and see if the two of them have been poisoned?" Gu Xiangtian said.
Lin Zhengying also hurriedly came to the two of them, broke their eyes with his hand, broke their mouths, and then pulled their ears.
"Uncle Ying, what kind of poison did they get into?" Gu Xiangtian asked.
"Nine days of poison!"
"Ah, isn't it seven days of yin poison, why do you have two more days?" Gu Xiangtian said in surprise.
"Anyway, I've been poisoned! I still care what I did for a day or two!" Lin Zhengying said.
"In other words, after being poisoned, you may not be able to live for a few days! Maybe you will die two days earlier, maybe you will die two days later, is that true?" Gu Xiangtian asked.
"Well, that's right! You're very smart! You know how to draw inferences!" Lin Zhengying said.
"If that's the case, is it very likely that the young puppy and the old Kong Lao Kong Milk will die in less than seven days?!" Gu Xiangtian had already speculated.
"Well, you're right! Young and old people have low immunity, and yin poison is more likely to spread in the body, so they will die of poison!" Lin Zhengying said.