Wu Ansheng slept very late yesterday and hit his head against the wall again, so it was reasonable to oversleep.

"Bang bang bang", "bang dong dong", the sound of construction in the opposite building woke Wu Ansheng up, he opened his eyes and yawned, feeling a faint pain in his head. What's the situation, why does the head hurt so much, could it be that someone attacked yesterday?

Wu Ansheng was shocked, got up from the bed, picked up a stick and slowly touched it to the living room.

He walked around the house and didn't find anyone, touched his head and muttered, "It's weird, what's going on?"

This grandson broke himself last night.

Wu Ansheng walked back to the room to look at the alarm clock, ten o'clock, oops, I was late for work. Then I woke up to it, this is in a parallel world, what kind of class.

He climbed into bed again and fell asleep, lying in the pile of banknotes and thinking: It turns out that the alarm clock of a rich person really can't wake up, is this the ability of money?

The sun outside the window was very big, the stinging person couldn't open his eyes, the warm sunlight fell on the small bed through the glass, warm, Wu Ansheng shrunk in the quilt and hummed comfortably.

After lying down for a while, the call came, he picked up his phone and looked at the contact - the woman.

Wu Ansheng answered the phone and said lazily: "Hey, good morning, woman, is there anything wrong with calling?"

The other end of the phone asked, "Wu Ansheng, have you asked for leave? Why didn't I see you when I went to your classroom just now?"

Wu Ansheng was stunned, the phone slipped from his hand, how could he forget this stubble, I am now a student in the seventeenth middle school, and I have to go to school today and Friday.

He remembered that the fat man was three minutes late, his hands were swollen, and he hadn't gone at ten o'clock, and he knew how tragic it was with his ass. You don't have to go to school, just cremation.

"Hey, are you listening? Is the signal bad?"

Wu Ansheng picked up his mobile phone tremblingly, "Here, I overslept, I'll go to school right away, hang up first."

After he hung up the phone, he didn't panic, he was already so late, why rush to send someone's head.

The grandson slowly changed into a school uniform and went out, and on the way he had a hearty breakfast, a plate of crystal shrimp dumplings, a cage of crab roe soup dumplings, and a cup of freshly squeezed soy milk.

Comfortably, this is the life of a rich man, but it seems that the last meal of a condemned prisoner is very rich.

Wu Ansheng didn't go to the classroom after arriving at school, he walked straight to Lin Luzhu's office, and Wu Ansheng thought of a countermeasure when he was eating breakfast.

......

Knock knock, "come in".

After Wu Ansheng entered, he offered flowers and handed his hands to Lin Luzhu's eyes.

Lin Luzhu asked inexplicably: "Wu Ansheng, isn't it class time now?"

He shook his head, looked at his empty hands with delight, and said:

"Teacher Lin, I secretly told you a secret, I picked up a treasure this morning, this treasure has an extraordinary origin, you listen to me carefully.

This treasure is said to be the Queen Mother's colorful cloud dress, which is as light as a thin wing without a trace of weight, the fabric is soft and beautiful, and it is also waterproof and fireproof.

Look at the graceful and luxurious peony on it, whether it is rich and rich, and then look at this lifelike crane, whether it is full of aura. Mr. Lin, do you see the extraordinaryness of this treasure?

Wu Ansheng stood in front of the desk and pointed at the air, still intoxicated, Lin Luzhu was frightened, and said in horror: "Wu ...... Wu Ansheng, why don't the teacher take you to the hospital."

He was not angry when he was regarded as a neuropath, and said mysteriously: "Mr. Lin, my brain is very normal, you listen to me continue, this baby is worn on the body to be warm in winter and cool in summer to prolong life."

The most important thing is that only people with outstanding looks like me can see that ordinary people do not have such opportunities and blessings.

Can't Mr. Lin see it? I thought that a beautiful woman like Mr. Lin could appreciate its beauty.

It seems that fate has not arrived, so I'd better take it back. It's a pity, the jewel is covered with dust."

Lin Luzhu was shocked, but Wu Ansheng's expression was very sincere and did not lie at all.

Lin Luzhu couldn't help but muttered in his heart: Is what this kid said true? Is there really such a treasure in the world?

No, if I say I can't see it, then I won't deny that I have fallen into the country.

Wu Ansheng lowered his head in disappointment and was about to leave, but before he took two steps, Lin Luzhu stopped him.

"Wait, the light was too dazzling just now, I didn't see it clearly, but now I see it. Sure enough, as you said, this colorful cloud dress is so beautiful, compared to it, what I used to wear is called a fig leaf.

Wu Ansheng, are you really willing to give this colorful cloud dress to the teacher?"

Women are all natural actors, and Wu Ansheng's cheeks are about to be swollen. He bit his tongue hard, he can't laugh, you are professional, a smile will be over the calf.

Wu Ansheng raised his right hand and stretched out four fingers, "Really, I swear to God, after seeing this treasure, my first thought is to give it to Teacher Lin, only a peerless beauty like Teacher Lin is worthy of this treasure." Teacher, you stand up, I'll put it on for you".

Lin Luzhu obediently walked up to Wu Ansheng and raised his hands for him to help put them on.

Wu Ansheng pretended to be busy, asking Lin Luzhu to wear sleeves for a while, helping her tie her belt for a while, and half-squatting on the ground with his hands holding the non-existent skirt.

After working for a few minutes, Wu Ansheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and said breathlessly: "Teacher Lin, how do you feel when you are dressed?"

Lin Luzhu raised his little face and turned in circles, feeling that he was in the Yaochi Wonderland above the Nine Heavens.

"It's amazing, the whole body seems to be shrouded in fairy energy, this fairy energy flows slowly on the body, as if it is doing a water milk SPA, it is really comfortable.

The fatigue and sobriety of the class have been swept away, and I am now full of energy and energy, and this treasure is truly extraordinary."

Wu Ansheng's tongue was biting blood, and he had to get to the point quickly, he was afraid that he would bite his tongue and kill himself.

"Teacher Lin, be careful when you turn in circles, don't step on the hem of your skirt and fall," Wu Ansheng said with concern.

Lin Luzhu looked at him tenderly, "Thank you, I didn't expect me to be so important in your heart, such a treasure is willing to give it to me, and the teacher doesn't know how to repay you."

What do you want to do??? this woman has been fooled and gone crazy? Amitabha Buddha is immeasurably heavenly, guilty of sin.

"Teacher Lin, I spent a whole morning looking for this treasure for you, can you give me a leave note?"

Lin Luzhu has more question marks than Wu Ansheng, the old lady told you to make a personal promise, and you told me to open a leave note?

Lin Luzhu asked softly, "Except for the leave slip, don't you have any other requirements?"

Bad woman, what do you want to do? The toad wants to eat swan meat, but he dares to think about it.

Look at my grandson's wishful golden hoop stick and don't beat you, the female goblin kneeling and begging for mercy.

Wu Ansheng smiled and waved his hand, "No, no, this is what I should do, how dare I ask for anything else."

Lin Luzhu handed him the open leave slip and the novel book, while he leaned against the window to admire the new clothes that didn't exist.

The pale yellow and warm sunlight fell on her pretty face as white as jade, like flowers, thousands of charms, this kind of style is not enough to be humane with outsiders.

Wu Ansheng secretly prayed: I hope that Mr. Lin will be merciful when he is exposed.