Chapter 425: Come and be happy
At the last moment before losing consciousness, Mo Wenbing saw an old face smiling brighter than a chrysanthemum in the corner of the wall. It's the old turtle calf who poured water before!
He knew he had been tricked!
Sure enough, the stranger's water can't be drunk......! But it didn't do anything.
"Hmph, little deflated calf!" The old man came out of the dark corner next to him, kicked Mo Wenbing, who collapsed to the ground, and said proudly, "Spare you like a ghost, don't you drink your grandfather's footwashing water?"
Then he slapped his hand and said to the two stupid men who came in: "Strip these three guys naked and throw them into the pigsty, and tie them up with iron chains." ”
"Good. The stupid man nodded, dragging them out like a dead dog.
A hunchbacked old man with a goatee came in, his eyes lit up, he rubbed his hands and said, "Old man Pi, have you done it?"
The old man looked smug: "That is, you don't look at who I am, just a little trick, and play them like dogs." Fight with me, they are completely out of class. ”
"Don't sell good things there, it's not that my medicine is powerful! By the way, what about those little beauties? Let's get it out and we'll divide it! My eldest son can't wait. The hunchbacked old man looked impatient.
The old man looked disdainful: "Look at your appearance! I haven't seen a woman or what?"
"Fifty steps and a hundred steps, don't think that I didn't hear what you said to those three little deflated people before. Hurry up, I'm going to open meat today!" said the hunchbacked old man, who was about to drill into the house.
"Wait. Seeing Mo Wenbing's gun dropped on the ground, the old man quickly picked it up, stroked the body of the gun, and exclaimed, "This is a good thing! Hehe, I didn't expect this turtle grandson to have these treasures! Yes, yes!
Seeing him spin the pistol around, Chen Huozi was a little scared in his heart, took a step back, and reminded: "Old man Pi, don't play with this thing like this, beware of going off!"
"Gone off?" said the old man with a look of disdain, "What are you kidding? I've been playing with these things since I was three years old." How can it be so easy to walk......"
"Phew"
A gunshot rang out, Chen Huozi stared blankly at his crotch that was still smoking, for a long time, a terrible scream came out of his mouth, covered his crotch and squatted down, his hands were full of blood, this shot was impartial, just hit the middle.
"Oh, Chen Huozi, you ...... Look at you...... Why are you so careless? Don't move, I'll go get you a medicinal wine. My ancestor's heirloom, so easy to use!" As he spoke, the old man put down his gun and hurried away.
Chen Huozi wants to kill him! Du Nima told you to stop playing, don't play, you just don't listen. But what does it mean that you are crotching my pants?
Thinking about it this way, it is very likely that this guy is very unhappy when he sees that his majesty is undiminished, and then he pretends to miss and plots against himself! In this way, those little beauties will not be able to get involved!
Wow! What a poisonous old animal! I still want to eat alone! Is it tolerable or unbearable! You don't let me feel better, that's good!
Glancing at the pistol on the table, Chen Huozi grabbed it in his hand, and vowed to treat others in the same way as others!
Soon, the old man Pi appeared in his eyes with a black box, and said with a smile: "Coming, coming! Let me tell you, my medicine was left by a imperial doctor in the Tang Dynasty, and the effect is good!
Looking at that grinning old face, Chen Huozi can be 100% sure that the hair is deliberate! Very good, since you are unkind, then your father and I are also unjust!
"Hey, old man Pi, how is this thing used?" Chen Huozi pretended not to know, and played with a pistol.
The old man's eyelids jumped, and he scolded: "Be careful, don't play if you don't know how to play! What should I do if I hit someone in a while? Give it to me!"
"Phew!"
Chen Huozi "accidentally" pulled the trigger, and then heard a scream.
However, it was not the old man who was recruited, but another old man surnamed Luo, who had just arrived at the door, and before he could speak, he was shot in the crotch, and with a "whoop", he immediately turned into a disciple of the fried crotch faction.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?"
Hearing the gunshots, the remaining old men rushed in from outside.
Chen Huozi didn't know what was going on in his head, he suddenly went crazy, picked up the pistol is a few shots, at this moment, he seemed to be possessed by Yan Shuangying, the gun did not miss, and the remaining four bullets all hit the target!
There was a scream all around, and the old man didn't expect him to be so mad that he stepped forward, and scolded with a heavy face: "Chen Huozi, are you crazy?
said this, but in my heart I was happy.
Wasted! Except for themselves, all of them are wasted! In this way, aren't these little beauties all their own?
It's exactly seven, and there is no one to repeat it all night after week, quack, quack, and night, the taste of being a groom...... It's cool to think about!
"I'm crazy? That's what you drove me crazy! Old man, you deliberately plotted against me and made me abolish it! Today, don't think about being better! Go die!" Chen Huozi raised his pistol and pressed the trigger wildly.
There were two soft sounds of "click", and he never expected that the bullets had actually run out! Suddenly he was trembling with anger, and he couldn't care about the pain on his body, and with a strange scream, like a toad with wings, flew directly towards the old man.
"Hmph! I don't think I can do anything!" Old man Pi was not afraid at all, and put on a posture like a flat sand and a goose.
At this moment, I suddenly felt a tightness in my waist, and then I heard a voice from behind: "Quick, I've caught him!"
"What are you doing? I didn't beat you, you have a debtor, what do you mean by me?" The old man was taken aback and hurriedly wanted to break free, but the people behind him hugged him with both hands like iron tongs, where could he break free?
"I'll help you too!
"I'll do it too!"
The six disciples of the "Fried Crotch Sect" united as one at this moment and went into battle together, and as two sounds similar to egg cracking sounded, several people let go of their hands.
With their joint efforts, Old Man Pi also became a eunuch like them.
Ruthless!
It's so ruthless!
What is it called?
I'd rather break the balls together, and it's not good to be alone!
Seven people once married in Maokeng, known as "Seven Brothers with Golden Anals", which really responded to the sentence "When there is trouble, we should be together".
Ten minutes later, seven people sat in a circle on the ground, smoking dry cigarettes, and their faces were cloudy.
The old man took a puff of dry smoke and glared at Chen Huozi resentfully: "What now?"
Chen Huozi glared back unceremoniously: "What are you glaring at me for? ”
"I said I was a mistake......
"Mistake?" Chen Huozi was willing to believe his nonsense, and said coldly, "If you make a mistake, you will step on the horse and laugh at the birds' feathers! You are obviously gloating!"
"I think of something happy about, what's wrong with a smile?"
"What kind of are you? Who are you, I don't know? You are clearly ......"
"Okay, okay! It's already like this, what are you arguing about?" Old man Luo looked unhappy and interrupted the quarrel between the two, "Let's talk about it first, how do they deal with it, is it really cheap for others?"
"Hey~" Old Man Pi sighed, "Why don't you let our seven monkeys go?"
It is said that it is difficult for brothers to be brothers, they have seven brothers, their wives died in childbirth, and the sons who were finally saved are all mentally retarded. It's more than forty, and I only know how to play with mud all day long.
Chen Huozi thought for a while: "That's the only way, it shouldn't be difficult to tell them how to operate at night." Let's take them back one by one, and tie them up with the chains first, so that they don't have to run away. ”
"You see, we are injured like this, and we are afraid that they will not leave!"
"Don't worry, the mountain people have their own clever plan! There are ways to deal with them. "Old man Pi is a pure sinister villain, and he can do bad things. When I was young, I went in prison for a few days.
After tinkering in the house for a while, he took out a stick of incense and lit it, and said with a smile: "This is the ecstasy incense that my eldest nephew brought back from abroad, as long as you smell it, within three minutes, they will sleep like dead pigs, you can do whatever you want, she will definitely not have any reaction." ”
"Good stuff!"
"Come, pop the window open. Old man Luo, you go and get a fan and fan it inside. ”
Soon, there was no movement in the house, and several old men laughed twice, and took advantage of the fact that no one else was around.
……
"Hum", an extremely wild motorcycle galloped on the country road, and a handsome man sat in the car, holding a cigarette that had long been extinguished, running all the way, and soon came to a dead-end ditch.
Stopping the car, the man lit a cigarette and lit the button of the Bluetooth headset on his ear.
A boy's voice came from the other end: "Brother, that car stopped near here." Should...... Within ten meters. ”
"The car doesn't matter, I just want to know what I'm going to do next. ”
"It may take a little while. ”
"As soon as possible! I'm a little worried. The man hung up the phone and glanced at the melon shelf next to him, the cucumber grew well, and he happened to be hungry, and there was no one in the four corners anyway, so why don't you check if it's poisonous?
He swore that he really didn't want to steal it, but just showed kindness. Besides, can it be called stealing when it comes to teaching people?
However, Mr. Xu's hand had just touched a cucumber, and before he could pick it, he could only hear a 'hula' sound in the bud rice field, and when he was wondering if there was a dog, a rough voice came: "It's not over today, is it? ”
However, who is Xu Moqiu? Will be frightened by her words? He not only picked it, but also picked two in one go. I wiped it on my body, and then I went into two ways, one bite on the left and one bite on the right, and gnawed it like a moth.
"Yo he, you're very fat! Old lady ...... today. Huh?" the came out of the bud and looked at the handsome face in the moonlight, and suddenly smiled, "Handsome guy, who came from out of town? Where are you going to go so late?"
Damn! This is obviously not a good heart!
"Uh...... No, no. Xu Moqiu hurriedly took two steps back, and suddenly said, "Big ...... Sister Beauty, have you seen a few girls today, all sixteen or seventeen-year-old girls......"
"Want to know?" the woman tilted her head and licked her tongue, her eyes fixed on his key parts.
"Yes!" Xu Moqiu nodded.
The squeezed her eyes at him, and then glanced at the bud next to her: "Then it's up to you, whether you can get on the road." ”
"Don't worry, I understand!" Xu Moqiu hurriedly took out a few crumpled banknotes from his pocket and handed them over.
The pushed it away: "Oh, who wants your money? I didn't mean that." ”
Xu Moqiu was puzzled: "Then what do you mean?"
"Hey, look at you! Bai Chang is so good-looking!" The simply didn't beat around the bush, pointing to the bud rice field, "Come in with me and be happy, I'll tell you where those little girls are, how about it?" ”
I haven't lost yet?
To be honest, even if the in front of him was stripped naked and standing in front of Xu Moqiu, he couldn't show any interest in it.
It's not at all the same level as his Qin baby. What's more, who knows if she's fooling people?
"Are you afraid that I will trick you?" the woman chuckled, "There are eight of them, one of them wears a LOLI skirt, and the other wears glasses, not tall, but has a good face......"
Yes!
From her description, it can be known that those two people are Lu Baoer and Master Xu. But...... According to the news that Xu Moqiu got that there were only seven students in total, how could it be that there were eight of them here? Could it be that one was missed?
But no matter what, Xu Moqiu still can't do the thing of betraying hue......
Laughed dryly: "That...... Isn't there any other way? Like...... I'll give you more money or something. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm not interested in that thing. If you want to know, hurry up. The didn't say much, turned around and went into the bud rice field, "Come on, there will be an answer! Come on, be happy!"