There is a fart truth! Labor and management just talk nonsense, you will believe it when you step on the horse?

With your IQ, you still chased Xiao Jiusan?

Your next three lives will be in vain!

Looking at Ji Thirteen, who looked like a mentally retarded child, Xu Moqiu decided to have a good time playing with this fool and let him know the sinister nature of people's hearts and the cruelty of society!

But this guy seems to have some means, he can actually get himself and Qin Baobao here, and what the hell are the four who ran away just now?

Xu Moqiu patted him on the shoulder: "Ahem, yes, I'm notoriously honest, and I never tell lies! Really, you believe me! I promise to let you get rid of that kind of suffering? and...... You don't have to stick to one person, don't you? Save you another life, how many years will it take?"

"It makes sense, it really makes sense!" Ji Thirteen seemed to have found a soulmate, and spit bitter water in front of Xu Moqiu, "You don't know, once you miss it, this seat can't kill her, otherwise she will be punished by the Heavenly Dao." can only wait for her to die of old age, and then do it in the next life, hey, you don't know...... This seat is bitter!"

A villain, living like this, is indeed quite bitter, and even Xu Moqiu began to sympathize with him a little.

At the moment, he nodded very understandingly, and said: "Okay, okay, everything will pass, little brother, you have to be strong, I will give you guidance, and I will ensure that you will get out of trouble soon!"

"By the way, what kind of place were you talking about just now?

"No, do you know the Fire Dragon Ancestor?"

Hearing this name, Ji Thirteen frowned: "Which Fire Dragon Ancestor?"

Damn! Is there really such a person? Labor and management make it up casually, where can I know which Fire Dragon Ancestor?

But Xu Moqiu's tongue was like a spring, the expression on his face did not change in the slightest, and the lie came as soon as he opened his mouth: "Which one else could it be? It was that fire dragon ancestor who was incomparable!

"Uh...... Of course I know this! The matter of the Fire Dragon Ancestor has spread all over the place, how could I not know. You hurry up and say, what's wrong with him?"

He has been practicing in the mountains for many years, and many things are naturally unclear, and he asked casually just now, but when he said this, he must be a very good character.

Xu Moqiu continued to talk nonsense: "That's the case, the Fire Dragon Ancestor was ...... Well, in order to break through the shackles of martial arts, you need to merge with a sow with an extremely strong body, do you know who helped?"

"It's you!"

"Of course...... No!" Xu Moqiu stretched his face and said, "He was a character from so many years ago, and I wasn't born at that time!

Ji 13 was blushed by what he said, and said, "Cough, I'm ...... I'm kidding you, you see, you don't have any sense of humor, hey...... Forget it, you go ahead and talk about it. ”

Xu Moqiu took out a cigarette and lit it: "At that time, his situation was the same as yours, and it was not easy to find a sow with an extremely strong body, but what was the result? Hey, when he arrived, the sow was already on the table, and he was angry......

Ji 13 interjected: "Isn't it over if you pull it down on the table?"

"Don't interrupt! You know everything, and you want me to tell me? Do you have any quality?" Xu Moqiu glared, smiled and quickly closed his mouth.

Then I heard Xu Moqiu say: "At that time, the sow had already been cooked and served on the table! ”

"What should I do?" Xu Moqiu patted the back of his right hand and looked at Ji Thirteen, "What do you say?"

What should I do? This is really a big problem! Ji Thirteen frowned, and said uncertainly, "Wait for it for another lifetime?"

"Stupid! stupid!" Xu Moqiu jumped up and gave him a violent chestnut, and looked at Qin Mengyan, "Baby, what do you say?"

Qin Mengyan forcibly held back a smile, shook her head, and turned her face aside. The situation now is like that of a cunning fox tricking a stupid bear, and she is afraid that she will accidentally laugh out loud and alarm the bear.

This guy talks nonsense all day long, and he doesn't do anything right, and now this broken mouth actually plays a key role. It seems that Li Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, which is not without basis.

"Ahem. Xu Moqiu coughed, put his hands behind his back, and paced two steps, "Actually, this matter is easy to say! If you don't have it, you can find it again! In this world, two-legged toads are hard to find, and there are not many four-legged sows that have to take off? He was ...... at the time."

Ji 13 couldn't help but interrupt again: "Wait! Isn't that sow an extremely fierce body? This name is very domineering as soon as it is straight, it must be very rare, how can it be so easy to find? If it were me, I would ...... it"

Xu Moqiu jumped like thunder and scolded: "You eat too much chicken chin, don't you? If you don't interrupt, you're going to die? No wonder you're mixed up like this now! Your master hasn't educated you, don't interrupt others when they're talking?" Do you have any quality?"

Xu Moqiu hated himself the most when he was talking, someone suddenly interrupted his words, didn't they know that it took brains to make up stories? For this reason, Wu Dalang, a classmate from last semester, was kicked out of the classroom and sang on the wall by him.

Now that Wu Dalang has been separated, there is another one? If it were you, would you give him a good look? Can you not be angry? If it weren't for the fact that this guy's skills were not known, he would have been shaved by a big ear.

Ji Thirteen's neck shrank, and he hurriedly smiled: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I'll just say that, you continue, continue to ......"

"Hmph!" Xu Moqiu flicked his sleeves and glared at him fiercely, "That sow is ...... Uh, what's that?"

Just now it was just a casual compilation, but this moment suddenly forgot about it, so he looked at Ji Thirteen.

Ji Thirteen hurriedly said: "It's an extremely strong body." Extremely strong body, old domineering!"

Xu Moqiu nodded: "Yes, I will test you." It seems that your memory is still good, and if you can't even remember this, then I won't be able to continue communicating with you. ”

Ji Thirteen suddenly became proud: "That's, that's! My memory is notoriously good, oh, you continue! What happened later?"

What a bird feather! I can't even tell who is who, and I'm embarrassed to say that I have a good memory?

In Xu Moqiu's opinion, this guy's face blindness is estimated to be similar to the eldest lady's face-blind bodyguard, just like that, still being a villain? When you meet someone with a little IQ, you can play him like a dog.

Xu Moqiu continued: "The so-called people take food as the sky, although he is no longer an ordinary person, he still needs to eat. At that time, the old ancestor of the fire dragon had a beautiful meal, coughing ...... Don't you know, the female pork was so fragrant at that time......"

As a qualified Chinese teacher, storytelling is a basic skill. Xu Moqiu's attainments in this area are at the absolute grandmaster level.

After talking for a long time, he listened to the thirteen brains in a daze, and finally listened to him finish the life of the Fire Dragon Ancestor, and couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief.

Xu Moqiu looked relieved when he saw him, and immediately frowned: "You seem to be very impatient?"

"No, absolutely not!" Thirteen hurriedly waved his hand, "What, are we going there now?"

"Go, I must go, but ......" Xu Moqiu looked at him and said with a serious face, "There is one thing I must make clear." ”

Ji Thirteen nodded hurriedly: "You say, I'll listen." ”

Xu Moqiu put his hands behind his back: "You also know that in this era, social and economic development is too fast, and everything is inseparable from something......"

"Do you mean perseverance? don't worry, my perseverance is a bargain!" exclaimed, clapping his chest.

"I said, are you paralyzing your brain cultivation by cultivating? Are I talking about that thing?" Xu Moqiu took out a crumpled five-yuan bill from his trouser pocket, "I'm talking about this thing, do you know?

"Shhh......hhh

Of course, Xu Moqiu knew that he didn't, and continued: "Haven't you lived for three lifetime......s?

"Ahh No, no!"

I'm afraid you won't lose much!

Xu Moqiu coughed and continued to flicker: "Don't panic, think about it carefully, you just temporarily mortgaged these things, and when the time comes, when you complete your goal, what use are they?

I silently added in my heart: the premise is that you can live to that time.

Ji 13 touched his chin: "It seems to be such a truth, but I feel that something is wrong." ”

Xu Moqiu patted him on the shoulder again, and said earnestly: "Don't worry, I am honest and trustworthy Xiao Langjun has never lied to people, let's go, I will take you to that good place." Oh no, go mortgage some guys first...... Otherwise, it will be too late and the house will be closed. ”

Ji Thirteen was still a little reluctant to give up his treasure, and thought for a while and said, "Or, you tell me where it is, and I'll grab it?"

Xu Moqiu's eyelids jumped: "Are you afraid you're crazy?"

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"Of course not! Dramatically not! I'll tell you, uh...... Does the Water Dragon Ancestor know?"

Why did a water dragon ancestor come out again? Ji Thirteen had never heard of it, but he was afraid of being looked down upon by him, so he still nodded: "Of course I know, we have drunk together before!"

Drink your grandma's osmanthus wine. This is made up by Lao Tzu again, right?

Xu Moqiu didn't break it either: "That Water Dragon Ancestor was so bullier than the No. 1 person at the beginning, do you know how he fell?"

Ji 13 hurriedly shook his head, he didn't dare to talk nonsense, he could only pretend not to know.

"He's just because he grabbed it, and then he was stabbed directly by the guards! The guards know it? Look at your stupidity, you know you don't know. Let me tell you, that's a character who can move mountains and seas in the world, can you afford to provoke?"

Qin Mengyan's face was flushed next to her, this kind of feeling of wanting to laugh but not being able to laugh was really uncomfortable!

Ji Thirteen shook his head again. I secretly speculated in my heart: This guardian, you know how good it is when you hear the name, where does you dare to provoke?

"So, if you can, don't mess around, you know, you listen to me, and make sure you don't have a bloody blade to take down that cold yin body!"

Ji 13 thought so: "It makes sense. Let's go! ”

Xu Moqiu didn't say hello to Qin Mengyan, took Ji Thirteen and walked in the other direction, opened WeChat in front of Ji Thirteen, sent a message to Qin Mengyan, and then put the phone back in his trouser pocket.

The two took a taxi and got off at a pawn shop, and under Xu Moqiu's prodding, Ji 13 got rid of his outfit, thinking that he could have at least hundreds of thousands of incomes, but he didn't expect to get only 1,000 yuan!

A thousand dollars, that's a bit tricky.

Xu Moqiu's original intention was to deceive him into going to the big health care, and then report him backhand and let the police deal with him, but he didn't expect to be so poor!

In a hurry, a small card was suddenly blown in front of him by the wind.

Xu Moqiu picked it up and looked at it, and suddenly had an idea.

There is a row of small words printed on it: "Cut the kidney and cut the flow, realize your big dream in minutes, the heart is better than action, what are you waiting for? Contact number XXXXXXXX......"

first took Ji Thirteen to buy a stall goods, changed the vulgar shroud on his body, and spent 880 (Xu Moqiu swallowed 800 privately), and then generously took him to eat a bowl of noodles, which cost twenty, of course, this money was paid by Xu Moqiu.

Seeing that there was only more than a hundred money left in exchange for losing his body, Ji Thirteen couldn't help but sigh: "I really can't keep up with the times." That's not enough, right?"

Xu Moqiu snatched the money in his hand and put it in his trouser pocket: "Don't panic, I am like a brother to you, if you are in trouble, I will definitely help you." ”

Ji Thirteen frowned and said with a sad face: "Then what do you want to do next?" Hey, you see, there is a person there, why don't we go and cut the path?"

"I told you that I can't do these things! you want to be cut in two by the guards, right?" Xu Moqiu snorted and looked at Ji Thirteen a few times, "Are you in good health?"

"Okay! Ji Thirteen said, and deliberately posed for two poses.

Xu Moqiu asked again: "Nothing sick, right?"

"I'm immune to all diseases. Ji Thirteen looked very proud.

Xu Moqiu nodded: "Oh, that's good." Then you come with me, and I'll take you to a good place. ”