Chongxu heard the coquettish shouting and looked at the tall horse.

Under the flickering blue and red lights, a pair of crystal clear eyes came into view.

The curved willow eyebrows above the eyes are like distant mountains, and together with the Danfeng eyes, they are inlaid on the cheeks that are fat and fat, forming a beautiful picture.

Chongxu has seen thousands of beauties when he was in the demon world, but compared to her, those so-called beauties are so ugly, more gorgeous and less delicate, more enchanting and less elegant.

And what Chongxu values is precisely the dignified and delicate temperament. He felt that the woman in front of him looked like his mother, especially when she was in armor and heroic. Thinking of his mother, his eyes unconsciously blurred.

"Hey, I'm talking to you!

The woman's whirring voice brought the heavy ruins back to reality, and she said blankly: "ID card?" is it...... What?"

The woman frowned and said, "What time is it? The Spring Festival Gala hasn't started yet?" She jumped off the horse, stretched out her hand and touched Chongxu's body, which made Chongxu startled, and hurriedly distanced herself from her.

"Girl, please respect yourself, men and women do not kiss. ”

The woman couldn't help but laugh, "At what age do men and women not kiss each other? Don't move, I'll see if you have anything on you that can prove your identity! Oh, don't run anymore." ”

Chongxu hurriedly said: "I don't have anything on me, only a piece of paper with my father's portrait printed on it." ”

Sure enough, the woman found a pile of paper and said, "Isn't this a dead coin?" If I don't come, have you already lit a fire to burn money for your ancestors? Don't blame me for not telling you that you can't light an open fire on Liuhe Street, and the offender will be fined 5,000 yuan. But then again, you're buying a fake with this money. Not to mention that the amount is only three digits, the people above are not right. Everyone wears a butt curtain on their heads, but you are a Teletubbies. ”

Chongxu trembled in his heart, and said secretly: "What kind of butt curtain! The one on the head of the Lord of Yama is called Yuhan." Besides, my dad is a horn, what a Teletubbies!" he said to the woman, "I'll just say it's not a Stygian coin, it's a ...... Monopoly. Have you heard of Monopoly?"

Chongxu didn't know that "Monopoly" was a kind of chess at all, but he vaguely remembered that the scavenger mentioned it, so he said it nonsense.

"I'll just say, it's a toy. "The woman didn't know the inside story and believed it. She muttered to herself, "I don't have an ID, I don't have a driver's license, I don't have a mobile phone." She asked Chongxu, "Do you have any relatives or friends in Baishui City?" Can you give me a phone number? I'll call someone to pick you up." ”

Chongxu shook his head.

"What the hell are you doing? How can you not even have relatives and friends?"

The woman's questioning tone made Chongxu feel embarrassed, and she quibbled: "I mean why do you want someone to pick me up if I'm so good?"

"You're so drunk, and you say it's good. ”

"I'm not drunk!"

Chongxu said this, but the woman felt that he was not lightly drunk, "Don't talk about the phone, right! Okay, follow me to the office." ”

"What?"

The woman rolled her eyes and said, "I said I wasn't drunk! What can I take you to as a policeman?" Of course, it's the police station. ”

"What?" Although Chongxu didn't know much about the affairs of the world, he also knew that the police station was referring to the yamen, and said in his heart: "How can there be female officials in the world, no, female policemen?"

He hurriedly said, "There's no need to go to the yamen, right?"

The woman pouted, and said impatiently: "After playing with amnesia, you will start playing with me again, right? If you don't go to the yamen like this, you have to go to a mental hospital, follow me with me, and then talk about something else when you wake up." ”

"It's not ......" Chongxu turned his head and wanted to run, but the female official reacted very quickly, and pressed him to the ground with one move.

It stands to reason that he can easily escape with all his skills, but he never hits women. Use spells, before coming, Chonglou has a word in advance, you can't use spells in front of people, otherwise the value of good and evil will drop directly by 1000 points.

In desperation, he could only let the woman handcuff him. "Are you being unreasonable here? I didn't break the law, why did you arrest me?"

"You're drunk!"

"I'm not drunk!"

"What so much nonsense, saying that you are drunk is drunk and follow me. The woman led the horse with one hand, and pushed and shoved the heavy market to the police station with the other.

The Liuhe Street Police Station is not far from here, walk a hundred meters to the west and turn a corner. The policewoman led the horse back to the stables and carried the heavy ruins into the hall of the police station.

As soon as he entered the gate, a gray-haired old police officer greeted him and said, "Sister Qiu Xiang, are you back?"

Only then did Chongxu know that the handsome girl behind him was named Qiu Xiang, and he couldn't help but slander: "How did the handsome girl get the name of Sister Yao?" He also noticed that the old police officer called Qiu Xiang his sister, and felt that he had indeed come to the wrong place, because only in the underworld could there be such a thing as an old person calling a young sister.

The policewoman noticed that Chongxu's face was abnormal, and saw that he was thinking nonsense, so she said: "What are you fooling around? Do you think that Stephen Chow is coming? My surname is Qiu, Qiu Shaoyun's autumn, not autumn's autumn." ”

"What is Zhou Xingchi? What does it have to do with the Diquan Cave? And Qiu Shaoyun ...... "Chongxu is puzzled.

The old policeman pointed to the heavy market and asked the policewoman, "Caught another one who stole batteries?"

"What! I've drunk too much and can't find my way home. ”

The old police officer smiled, "What's the matter today?" There are so many drunks, Zhang Xu brought back two, and you brought back another one. ”

"It's a holiday!"

Policewoman Qiu Xiang brings Chongxu into an office.

Bright incandescent lights, clean wooden desks, soft chairs and white computers are all new to Chongxu.

"What the hell are you talking about! Sit down. Qiu Xiang ordered Chongxu to do it obediently.

Qiu Xiang untied the handcuffs of Chongxu and asked, "The first time you came in?"

Chongxu nodded.

Qiu Xiangyan smiled, "Isn't it quite able to say just now, why is this dumb?"

Chongxu smiled and said, "I don't know what to say!"

Qiu Xiang poured him a glass of water, sat down in his office and asked, "Are you awake?"

Chongxu wanted to say that he hadn't drunk at all, but he felt that the other party didn't believe it anyway, so he simply borrowed the donkey from the slope, drank a sip of warm water and said, "Wake up!"

Qiu Xiang said proudly: "As soon as a drunk like you enters the door, we can immediately sober up." As soon as the words ended, a hysterical song came from the next room, "If only the sea could ......"

Qiu Xiang's smile froze on his face, and he said embarrassedly, "That's the exception." She turned on the computer and asked, "Tell me!" What is your last name, what is your name?"

"The surname is the same as the name ruins. ”

"Which weighs which ruin?"

"Repeated heavy, ruins of ruins. ”

"Where's home?"

Chongxu said in his heart: "I can't say that it is in the Eight Desolate Gardens of the Demon Zun Palace on Changle Street, right?" When he was entangled, he saw a map posted on the wall, and immediately thought about it, and said: "I'm not from here, I live in Moscow, hmm...... Eight Wilderness Garden, No. 444 Changle Street. ”