Chapter 965: Sister is a title party

Lin Hai ran back to the house, immediately lay on the bed, and took out his mobile phone. Updates are fast and ad-free.

The bald head is strong, and the questions they asked in cultivation, how can Lin Hai understand.

Although Lin Hai's practice of the Tao Te Ching is the foundation of the Tao, the inheritance of the Eight Immortals is also quite profound, and each has its own unique things, Lin Hai has not studied it, and it is not easy to understand it.

I had no choice but to find Tie Guan Li and send the questions of Bald Qiang and others one by one.

Little Fool Fairy: Quick back, online, etc., urgent!

Tie Guan Li: Daxian, this Chinese brand cigarette actually went to the peach banquet of the Queen Mother, and all the immortals and Buddhas smoked and were very intoxicated.

"Uh...... Why didn't you have a shocked expression this time?" Lin Hai suddenly felt very unaccustomed and uncomfortable!

Little Fool Fairy: Let's send a shocked expression first!

Tie Guan Li: Why?

"Well, that's a lot more steady. Lin Hai nodded contentedly.

Little Fool Fairy: Hey, let me ask you about your cultivation, what kind of cigarettes are you talking to me!

Tie Guan Li: This Chinese brand cigarette is really a good thing! I smoked all the ones you paid in installments last time, and I can't get enough of it!

"Damn!" Lin Hai suddenly understood, Nima, I have to get to the point, it turns out that he wants benefits!

Zhonghua brand cigarettes, Lin Hai's Qiankun bag has it.

Ding dong!

You sent a Chinese brand cigarette to Tie Guan Li!

Little Foolish Fairy: Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and solve the problem of the exercises, there is one more thing after the end!

Tie Guan Li: Another one?

Burst!

Talking about business, shocked by a ghost, Lin Hai was speechless for a while!

Little Fool Fairy: Hurry up, the smoke will be gone if you slow down!

Less than ten minutes later, Lin Hai's >

Ding dong!

Tie Guan Li sent you Lu Dongbin's cultivation experience!

Ding dong!

Tie Guan Li sent you Han Xiangzi's practice notes!

Ding dong!

Tie Guan Li sent you Zhang Guolao's Taoist analysis!

......

Ding dong!

Tie Guan Li sent you He Xiangu's private diary!

One prompt message after another sounded, and Tie Guan Li worked hard enough for cigarettes, and directly sorted out all the cultivation experience of the other seven immortals.

Lin Hai extracted them one by one and put them on the bed.

"Hey, wait!" When it came to the last book, Lin Hai's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Nima, He Xiangu's private diary?"

Lin Hai's face suddenly showed a wicked smile.

"This iron crutch is fierce enough, even the private things have been tidied up!"

This is the secret of the fairy's heart, how can you not see it?

With curiosity, Lin Hai opened He Xiangu's private diary.

"Uh......" Lin Hai just opened the first page, and his face turned black.

"You, the old lady knows that you will peek, hurry up and close it, my sister is a title party!"

Burst!

Your sister!

Lin Hai was speechless for a while, what the hell, He Xiangu was on TV, such a quiet and elegant fairy, when did she become so naughty, it was so damn bad!

Lin Hai accidentally fell for the trick and closed the book angrily.

Tie Guan Li: Daxian, don't you mean that there is still a cigarette?

Depend on!

Rinima is disgusting!

Lin Hai hurriedly sent another cigarette.

Ding dong!

You sent a Chinese brand cigarette to Tie Guan Li!

Tie Guan Li: Haha, thank you very much!

Little Foolish Fairy: By the way, where will Pan Tao go now, is it almost over?

Tie Guan Li: It's still early to finish, but all the immortals and Buddhas have already sat down, drank some wine, and began to brag to each other about how awesome they wanted to be back then, I won't tell you, I'll see who else hasn't heard of my glorious deeds, I'll blow it again!

"Nima, is it really fake?" Lin Hai suddenly felt so amazing!

It turns out that the gods who are high up in the sky, drinking some wine, are like mortals, and they all have the item of bragging!

Little Fool Fairy: Go ahead, blow it well, by the way, blow high heels, I think wearing high heels is the most convincing thing you have ever done in your life!

Tie Guan Li: Isn't it? Okay, good, then I'll have to blow it well!

......

"Funny!" Lin Hai laughed for a while, ended the conversation with Tie Guan Li, and then walked out with the Eight Immortals' cultivation notes.

"Ahem!" Lin Hai coughed twice at first, and put on a high-ranking appearance with his hands behind his back.

"Master, why do you keep carrying your hands behind your back?" the bald head looked dazed, "Didn't you wash it after pulling it?"

Burst!

Lin Hai just found a trace of a superior feeling, and was suddenly stumbled by the bald head's strong words.

"Your uncle, you talk a lot of nonsense!" Lin Hai raised his hand and slapped his bald head.

Nima, the artistic conception has been destroyed, and Lin Hai is too lazy to pretend.

"The questions you just asked, and the questions you may ask in the future, I have written them all down in the book just now, so go and see for yourself!"

Lin Hai distributed the cultivation experience he had gained from Tie Guan Li to Bald Qiang and the others.

"Master, you are so good, you actually helped us write out the solutions to the problem! Master, you have worked hard!"

"Meaningless, you don't have to be too moved, just ask me to do a big health care if you have nothing to do!" Lin Hai said with a smug face.

"What is great health care?" asked Yun Hui'er with a blank expression.

Burst!

Lin Hai almost sat on the ground, Nima, broken, carried away, forgot that there was a female disciple!

"You don't know about great health care, it's ...... Woo woo, Master, why are you covering my mouth, didn't you still think I was eating garlic just now, let me stay away?" Before the bald head Qiang finished speaking, he was pushed aside by Lin Hai covering his mouth.

"Master, I'll ask you to make a big sword now!" Lin Hai had just stopped his bald head, Li Lingtao suddenly laughed, and then the Qingmang Sword flew towards Lin Hai's buttocks.

"Your uncle!" Lin Hai was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and raised his hand to flick the Qingmang Sword away.

"Uh, don't you sit, Master?"

"Be your sister!" Lin Hai's face darkened, this kind of approach, my brother has to be a eunuch!

"What exactly is great health care?" Yun Hui'er asked with a puzzled expression, staring at Lin Hai.

"Forehead......" Lin Hai had a headache, paralyzed, and a joke actually caused a big trouble.

"Great health care. Lin Hai grinned and scratched his head, how could he explain it to Yun Hui'er.

After thinking for a while, Lin Hai's eyes lit up, and there was a way.

"Well, do you play with pesticides?"

"Occasionally, what does it have to do with pesticides?" Yun Hui'er looked confused.

"Arthur in pesticides, nicknamed Great Health Care!" Lin Hai sighed after speaking.

Nima, finally found a passable reason, at the critical moment, it was pesticides to save lives.

"Oh oh!" Yun Hui'er nodded, "Arthur seems to be carrying a big sword!"

"Okay, I'll ask you for a big sword another day!"

Burst!

Yun Hui'er's words made Lin Hai, who had just recovered his strength, almost fall to the ground.

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Lin Hai coughed, "Forget it, I suddenly decided, I quit pesticides!"

"Hey, Master, no, the words on this side look like they've been around for years, it can't be that you just wrote them, right?"

"Yes, yes, each of us has a different font in our book. ”

"Master, you shouldn't be bragging, are you?"

Burst!

"Go, go, go, get out of the way for me, and practice well!" Lin Hai pretended to be exposed in public, and his old face suddenly turned red.

What the hell, these goods, pretending to be forced to be exposed, is it easy for me, brother?

Several disciples left with their cultivation notes, and Lin Hai was about to have someone call Lin Jian over.

Suddenly, there was a ding-dong, and Lin Hai's >

When I opened it, it turned out to be Monkey King.

Sun Wukong: Brother Xian, I'm really angry with my old grandson!

Little Foolish Fairy: Great Sage, what's wrong?

Sun Wukong: The old beggar of the Queen Mother is so deceitful that my old grandson can't bear it anymore, and I want to give her another big havoc!

"I'll wipe it!" Lin Hai saw it, his eyes immediately straightened, and at the same time, his heart was filled with excitement.

Nima, this monkey, is really going to do something!