Chapter 107: A mortal who has never seen the world
"What kind of monsters are these two things!" Ling Yefeng couldn't help but castrate.
Just knock on it and you'll be filled with thunder and lightning in the sky below!
Is this the deity?
Ling Yefeng was stunned on the spot.
"You guys, don't come here!" Ling Yefeng was so frightened that he ran away.
I don't care what my purpose is.
"Eh, why are you a mortal like this?" a crisp and sweet female voice came, slowing Ling Yefeng's footsteps slightly.
But Ling Yefeng didn't stop there, but ran faster and faster.
Just when he thought he had run a long way.
"Huhu......" Ling Yefeng gasped in place.
"Those two weirdos won't catch up with them now, right?" Ling Yefeng thought in his heart.
"Boom!", several thunderbolts broke out instantly, exploding directly in Ling Yefeng's ears.
"What?" Ling Yefeng hurriedly covered his ears, and when he looked up, he saw that two black-robed people were already standing beside him.
"I said you're a mortal, what are you running when you see us? Do you think you've outrun us?"
Ling Yefeng saw that it was actually a sweet-looking and slender woman looking at him with a smile.
"Are you an electric mother?" Ling Yefeng couldn't believe his eyes.
He thought that the electric mother was an old woman, but he didn't think that it was actually a beautiful woman......
"What do you think?" said the electric mother smiled.
"And who is he?" and pointed to the big man beside him.
"He is what you mortals call Lei Gong. ”
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A few minutes later.
Ling Yefeng quietly watched these two goods as if they had never eaten in a few lifetimes, and swept the spicy fragrant pot in a whirlwind.
After eating, I still look like I don't like it.
"It's delicious! It's really delicious! It's fragrant and spicy, how can you have such a delicacy in the mortal world! You're so happy!" said the electric mother, whose mouth was full of oil.
"Eh, what's that, electric mother? You see that you have also eaten this takeaway, shouldn't you give me a little delivery fee?" Ling Yefeng quietly sat next to electric mother, hinting.
"Whew, it's so fragrant!" Ling Yefeng felt that there was a charming fragrance on the body of the electric mother, which was as intoxicating as the body fragrance on Sister Chang'e's body.
"What kind of delivery fee? Didn't I say okay, you don't have a delivery fee?"
"What! Lao Tzu finally came up for a trip, you have to give Lao Tzu a little luck, right?" Ling Yefeng stopped doing it on the spot, and said sarcastically.
"Eh, why do you look so much like Monkey King? I said no! I don't have any money as you mortals say?" replied the electric mother very helplessly.
"Then you give me that, that thing will do too!hehe!" Ling Yefeng glanced at the silver hammer and big nail beside the electric mother, and said.
"No! I can't give it to you!" the electric mother immediately refused him.
"Why?" Ling Yefeng wondered.
How come this electric mother is not the same path as the previous immortals?
So slammed?
"Then it doesn't need to be said, mortals can't use artifacts, they will fight back, unless you are a reincarnated immortal!" said the electric mother solemnly.
"Then what if I am really a reincarnated immortal?" Ling Yefeng said with a malicious face.
But when these words fell on Dianmu's ears, she was really startled, and looked at Ling Yefeng with a shocked face.
"You...... You all know?" The electric mother covered her mouth and exclaimed.
"What?" Ling Yefeng was completely blindsided.
Isn't he just kidding?
Why did this electric mother really believe it?
Sure enough, fairies are so innocent, right?
"The Jade Emperor's holy decree has arrived!" a shout came.
I saw an old man with a gray beard, wearing a white fairy robe, and quite a fairy wind and bones, driving auspicious clouds and flying over.
"Too white!" Ling Yefeng couldn't help but exclaim.
Yes, he couldn't have been wrong anyway.
That's too white!
It's the immortal he couldn't find after asking for a long time!
"Mere mortals! Hugh has to be presumptuous in the heavenly court!"
But at this time, there was no trace of a smile on Taibai's face, but a serious face.
"Eh, you're an old boy, you're quite capable of pretending?" Ling Yefeng said very unhappily in his heart.
But at this time, Taibai's psychology really thinks like this:
"Damn! Why did you bump into this bastard! Did you forget to look at the yellow calendar when you went out today!"
"Lei Gongdian Mother obeys the order!" But although he thought so in his heart, he still had to pretend to be serious and shouted.
"Yes!" Lei Gongdian looked serious and knelt down to accept the order.
"Alas, it seems that it is not easy to be an immortal!" Ling Yefeng looked at the majestic Lei Gongdian Mother just now, and at this time she also knelt on the ground and obediently accepted the order, and said.
"It seems that working for Heavenly Court is not a good thing!" Ling Yefeng thought to himself.
While he was thinking wildly, he caught a glimpse of the sledgehammer and the big nail they used to strike thunder.
"Eh!hey, hey!" Ling Yefeng glanced at Lei Gong and the Lightning Mother, and had a plan.
"Hey, hey!"
Ling Yefeng didn't say a word, picked up those two artifacts and ran!
Good guys, that speed!
Bo Mout can't compare!
"What!" Raiden Denden looked horrified at this time, eager to chase her out immediately.
But when they thought of the holy decree on their heads, they had to honestly kneel on the ground, just begging Tai Bai Xing to finish it as soon as possible.
Of course, Tai Bai Xing also saw this scene in front of him.
"Stinky boy! I didn't expect to be demoted to the mortal and the queen ant still looks like her skin is itching!" Taibai couldn't help but snicker in his mind.
"That's it, the old man will help you again this time!" simply Taibai simply closed his eyes and quietly recited the holy decree.
It doesn't matter that Lei Gongdian is already in a hurry at this time.
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"Wori!How can I go down?" Ling Yefeng suddenly woke up halfway through the run.
"If I don't run away quickly, I will be caught by them later, will I be struck by lightning like a monkey!" Ling Yefeng felt trembling when he thought about it.
"That's right!" Ling Yefeng suddenly thought of something, and took out a small, but very delicate white jade locket from his arms.
"And the moonlight treasure box that Sister Chang'e gave me!" Ling Yefeng thought happily in his heart.
This Moonlight Treasure Box can make three wishes.
He had already used up one wish last time because he saved Li Xinyun, so now he can still make two wishes.
Ling Yefeng held the moonlight treasure box in his hand, looked very sincere, and made a wish:
"Sister Chang'e, help, knock me down to the mortal world, and bring me to the place where I came from!"
As soon as Ling Yefeng finished speaking, suddenly, a burst of fairy light lit up, and Ling Yefeng's figure instantly disappeared into this auspicious cloud.
Disappeared without a trace, not even a breath could be found.
"Boom!" An explosion sounded, and several thunderbolts were wrapped around the body of the thunder male and lightning mother, and instantly appeared in this auspicious cloud.
"Alas, it's too late after all!, let this kid run away!" said the electric mother with a regretful face.
"Then hurry up and chase it! That's the magic weapon of the two of us! It can't fall into the hands of a mortal!" Lei Gong said very irritably.
"It's okay! Don't panic, two Taoist friends, I'll help you get it back!"
Just when the two of them were anxious, Taibai stood up and said.
The two looked at each other and finally nodded.
The electric mother saluted and said:
"Then thank you so Platinum Star!"
Taibai also returned the salute and said with an oath:
"You promise, I will help you get your artifact back! Never let mortals use artifacts to bring harm to the world! Even if he is a reincarnated immortal!"
Tai Bai Xing's face was full of justice and awe-struck, and Lei Gong and Dian Mu were all impressed by Tai Bai Xing's sense of justice.
But is that really the case?
"Hehe, you can find an excuse to go to the mortal world to eat delicious food in front of the Jade Emperor again!" Tai Bai Xing said with a mental whisper.
I couldn't help but drool.
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By the time Tai Bai Xing left, Lei Gong Dian's face was full of dejection.
Then he pulled out two identical hammers and nails from his sleeve.
"Isn't it just an artifact, I'm a big man, mortals have never seen the world!" the electric mother couldn't help but mutter.
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