Chapter 1: Overlord Meal
The flowers are falling and spring is coming again, the most sad is the autumn, the boundless sorrowful thoughts, the nostalgia is endless, the heart is not exhausted, and there is a taste in the heart.
A gust of autumn wind blows off the leaves of the sycamore tree, and the leaves move with the wind and dance in the wind, and there are not many leaves left on this sycamore tree, and this sudden cold wind is undoubtedly worse.
The bare treetops resemble the Mediterranean Sea on the head of a middle-aged man, insignificant and ridiculous.
It was time to get off work at six o'clock in the afternoon, and the people on the road were in a hurry, one by one with their heads bowed and wrapped in their coats, trying to escape the ravages of the cold wind.
The sunset reflects the afterglow, and the twilight scenery is intoxicating. The sun has not yet set, and the dappled afterglow is sprinkled under the plane tree, which has a decadent and different kind of beauty.
Under the plane tree sat a frail teenager, dressed in a high school uniform, with a pale face and a lack of blood, and his hair was a little yellow, as if he was malnourished.
Aside from his thin body, a single face is almost impeccable. The two sword eyebrows are thick and dark, and under the long eyelashes are a pair of deep and clear eyes, which are full of helplessness and melancholy, showing a maturity that is not suitable for his age.
The handsomeness of the young man is very strange and contradictory, his pale and immature face is more delicate and beautiful than that of a well-dressed girl, and his deep and melancholy eyes are clearer and firmer than that of a man who has experienced the world.
The handsome young man bit a piece of grass and cursed in his mouth, ignoring the strange eyes cast by passers-by.
The young man's name is Chen Luo, no, to be precise, his name is Wu Ansheng now, Wu Ansheng said to himself: "This thief God, Lao Tzu has just been admitted to the compilation to meet the blind date, it is a good time to spend candles in the cave room when the title of the gold list is called, it is good, and it kicked me here with a silent kick."
What's going on, Lao Tzu recruited someone to provoke whom, worked hard for more than ten years, and finally got out of it, and it looks like he is about to become famous, and he has to start again."
This Chen Luo was originally an elderly single dog in a small county, lived to twenty-nine, and has never talked about a girlfriend so far.
Just last week, I was admitted to the establishment of the civil service, and I also looked at another older young woman, and the two made rapid progress, and they talked about marriage in a few days, which was a good thing for double happiness.
But the sky was not as good as people wanted, and a flying disaster sent Chen Luo to this world and became Wu Ansheng.
Wu Ansheng was not a good person in the original world, and he was stubborn since he was a child. Molesting female classmates in the class, kicking the widow's door at night in the village, fighting with people when they are a little older, indulging in games and not doing their jobs.
Fortunately, his parents are reasonable people and never physically punish children, every time Wu Ansheng is caught in an Internet café, it is a mixed doubles meal, and the child who smokes the skin is open and can't get out of bed for three days.
Wu Ansheng was not stupid in the first place, and he barely got into the second book under the stick, which can be regarded as worthy of his parents' good intentions.
Wu Ansheng is not a bad person, he has never done anything against the law.
Wu Ansheng's uncle was a gangster in the county, who was almost shot in the year of the crackdown, and he has not come out yet. Wu Ansheng visited his uncle several times, and he had lingering fears about prison, so he never dared to break the law.
In general, he is a person with a good conscience, after getting off work this day, Wu Ansheng happily hummed a little song and walked home.
When he walked to Yong'an Bridge, Wu Ansheng saw a fair-skinned and beautiful young woman sitting on the railing of the bridge, as if she was looking for a short time.
Wu Ansheng was overjoyed, the hero saved the beauty and promised him, and the ancients did not deceive me.
"Girl, girl, don't think about it, don't move where you sit, my brother is here to save you", Wu Ansheng said three steps and rushed over in two steps.
The girl looked back at Wu Ansheng suspiciously, this person seemed to have misunderstood, the girl jumped down from the railing and was about to explain to Wu Ansheng.
As a result, Wu Ansheng ran too fast and couldn't stop, and a fierce man burrowed into the river. In autumn, when the water is turbulent, Wu Ansheng jumped down from a high place and splashed a wave, and after a few sips of water, he disappeared.
When he woke up, he became Wu Ansheng and became a member of this parallel world.
Chen Luo did not inherit any memories of Wu Ansheng, and the only thing that could prove his identity was the student ID card in his pocket: Shangjing No. 17 Senior High School, Wu Ansheng in the fifth class of high school.
This kid has a key left in his pocket except for his student ID, and he doesn't have a dime, and his pocket is cleaner than his face. Wu Ansheng was hungry, but he had no money to eat, how could this be good.
Wu Ansheng sat under the plane tree and thought about eating for an hour.
", eat his overlord meal, can a living person still suffocate urine?"
Wu Ansheng stood up and patted the dust on his buttocks, and limped away.
His right foot was broken, this is not the current Wu Ansheng, it should be that the predecessor accidentally fell on the way out of school, and then was occupied by Chen Luojiu.
This kid is too unlucky, since this is the case, brother, I will reluctantly live for you.
There is a food stall at the end of this street, the barbecue stove in front of the store is emitting bursts of white smoke, the meat on the grill is sizzling, the barbecue master brushes the mutton skewers with red oil, and keeps turning and roasting, looking almost cooked, the master sprinkles cumin peppers on the mutton skewers, and the meat is fragrant.
Wu Ansheng stood in front of the barbecue stall and swallowed his saliva, and the screams of his stomach drowned out the noise nearby.
The proprietress saw a guest stop in front of the store and enthusiastically pulled Wu Ansheng in.
"Classmate, come in and sit, what do you want to eat? We have everything in our house, only you can't call it, and we can't do it without it."
Wu Ansheng picked a small table near the door, flicked his sleeves and sat down, pretending to be very stylish. You have to eat the overlord meal with momentum, and as soon as you come up, people will see that you have no money, and it will be difficult to run.
"Hey, boss, your store is not big, but the tone is not small, then bring me a steamed golden toad, the price is as you like, do you have it in your store?"
The proprietress smiled: "Classmate, aren't you kidding me?
Wu Ansheng slapped the table and said angrily: "Of course there is, there is this dish in a place called Guangdong, and it is extremely delicious."
Where do people still like to eat claypot rice and Fujianese, boss lady, you have long hair and short knowledge, and the well frog can't speak God."
The proprietress was flickered by Wu Ansheng, and she was very frightened: "Where is Guangdong, why haven't I heard of it, where do people still eat children?
"The world is so big, it's normal that you don't know, and I don't blame you. Do not exaggerate in your future speeches, so that you may know that there are people outside of men, and there are heavens outside of heaven."
The greasy hands of the proprietress kept rubbing the apron, looking back at the customers outside from time to time, and said perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, classmate, you are knowledgeable, what you said is very true, hurry up and order food, I will give you a nine-percent discount today."
Wu Ansheng nodded with satisfaction: "First a bottle of beer at room temperature, then fifty skewers of mutton, twenty skewers of big kidneys, the kind of kidneys that want to be bloody and lahu, I like to eat sashimi, and then leek oysters or something."
The proprietress wrote down the name of the dish and muttered, "I lost like this at a young age, and I can't make up for it no matter how much I eat."
This small shop has very few people, there are quite a lot of diners, and some people come to visit, and before seven o'clock, a night snack stall is actually full of people, which shows that the reputation and taste of this shop are really good.
There are few people, and the food is naturally slow, and when the mutton skewers and big waists come up, Wu Ansheng is hungry with his chest and back, and he is almost gone.
Looking at the steaming meat skewers as if he had seen a life-saving straw, Wu Ansheng devoured the food on the table, the iron skewers of the mutton skewers were about to come out of the sparks, and the little girls at the table next to him were frightened.
But Wu Ansheng didn't have a little self-consciousness, he was biting the half-life lamb kidney in his mouth, his teeth were stained with blood, and he smiled back at those little girls.
The faces of several little girls suddenly became more ugly than sheep's kidneys, and they didn't eat the skewers, so they checked out and left.
The kebab master in the store is the lover of the proprietress, the waiter is the son who has just come back from the make-up class, the proprietress does chores and cashiers, and when she is too busy, she also goes to grill skewers, and the small family of three is very busy.
Wu Ansheng planned to slip away after he was full of wine and food, there were a lot of people in the store at this time, and no one would find out if he ran away secretly, but looking at this hard-working and busy family of three, Wu Ansheng's conscience was a little uneasy.
After thinking about it, he fought in his heart for a long time, and finally Wu Ansheng decided not to eat the overlord meal.
He slapped the table hard and shouted loudly, "Boss, check out."