Chapter 253: The Magical County Magistrate
Although Zheng Yun practiced for several years when he was a child, he knew that if he wanted to write now, it would be no different from the first time a person who had never touched a brush to write, and the strokes would definitely be crooked and completely uncontrollable.
His brain began to fly, thinking about countermeasures, and suddenly said, "Auntie, I still want to eat fat sausages at night!"
"Huh?"
In front of such advanced arts as calligraphy and painting, the word 'fat intestine' suddenly appeared, and Gao Mu and Xu Meijia were stunned.
Xu Meijia said with a smile: "It doesn't take much time to write a few words, and I'll talk about it after I finish writing." ”
Zheng Yun also said that writing must be done when he is in a good mood and interested, that is, he suddenly wants to write, and now he suddenly wants to eat fat sausages, and if he doesn't eat it, he will be upset, and he will definitely not be able to write well.
Gao Mu nodded, saying that this is indeed the case, sometimes she especially wants to write, at this time she can often play extraordinarily, if every day in order to complete the task of practicing words, the words written at this time are always dissatisfied.
"Yes, yes, let's study dinner first!"
Zheng Yun said, first "escaped" from calligraphy.
Everyone followed, and Xu Meijia said again: "Second sister, there is a pen meeting tomorrow afternoon, Jiang Yuefeng and they have summoned and invited many calligraphy masters, so let's go together then!"
Zheng Yun, you can go with you, those masters are rare to see, you can't miss this opportunity, when the time comes, you can also write a few words, please those masters for advice!"
Zheng Yun didn't want to go, but he always refused the other party's warm invitation, which would be too faceless, so he nodded stubbornly, thinking about what excuse he would find when the time came.
Gao's mother suddenly smiled at Xu Meijia and said, "Little sister, you always mention Jiang Yuefeng, do you like him!"
Xu Meijia looked a little embarrassed, and said hurriedly: "How can there be!"
Although she didn't admit it, everyone could see her thoughts, Gao Mu smiled and didn't say anything more.
As the saying goes, if you tell a lie, you have to use ten lies to fulfill the lie, Zheng Yun just mentioned that he wanted to buy fat sausages, and at this time he could only say again that he was going to buy fat sausages, and Gao's mother naturally wouldn't let him go, and told a servant in the family to go.
The dinner was extremely sumptuous, with a total of more than 20 dishes of various dishes, and of course, the fat sausage requested by Zheng Yun was also served, and that dish was made by the chef of the Gao family.
Zheng Yun really didn't have much interest in other dishes, but in order to show respect for the host, he also ate some, but the main direction of attack was still on that plate of fat intestines.
Zheng Yun saw that no one ate that spicy fat sausage, and no one shared such a delicious taste with him, so he was still very depressed.
He could only bully Hu Shiling, and frequently picked up fat intestines and fed her.
Hu Shiling doesn't like to eat either, there is no way, her husband can only eat it.
There was red wine and white wine in this meal, Zheng Yun didn't drink red wine at all, and he used white wine to fight dozens of people alone, and he didn't fall behind at all, and he looked at those people confused.
At the end of the meal, Zheng Yun got drunk and became interested, stepped on the chair, took off his bare shoulders, and toasted frequently with a loud voice.
If you want to say that his way of eating, there is a special way of eating in Kyoto, which is called "martial food"
The so-called martial arts is to stand on the ground with one foot and step on a chair with the other, drinking wine and eating meat.
But this is in the magic capital, and it is in the rich family of the scholarly family, if outsiders eat like this, even if they are very good friends, the Gao family must be extremely dissatisfied, but Zheng Yun is the future in-law after all, and everyone does not show dissatisfaction.
However, their good impression of Zheng Yungang was discounted again.
And Zheng Yun had a very pleasant meal, and after he was full, he was in extreme excitement under the stimulation of alcohol, drinking tea, enjoying cigars, and talking and laughing.
After a long time, Zhang Yuan and Zhao Jing took the opportunity to come over, Zhang Yuan said that he and Zhao Jing came to a big city like the magic capital for the first time and wanted to go out to have fun.
Zheng Yun thought about it, the two of them are in love, for so long, they have been busy with themselves, and they took them to Kyoto before, but they didn't say that they should go out to play alone, and then took out 20,000 cash from the bag and said, "Take it, go play." ”
Zhang Yuan was embarrassed to ask for it, Zheng Yun glared, he had no choice but to take it, and said goodbye to Zhao Jing very happily and left.
After the two left the community where the Gao family was located, they took a taxi and moved forward.
Although they don't know about the magic capital, they still know about the Oriental Pearl Tower, and they know that it is one of the famous local attractions, so they immediately let the driver go there.
While walking, Zhao Jing suddenly smiled and said: "Zhang Yuan, you said that our county magistrate Zheng is really powerful, and he even understands calligraphy, I really didn't expect that the county magistrate's character is ......
I remember you also learned calligraphy, don't you think the county magistrate is right?"
When I was studying with my teacher, he was very angry at the current miasma in the calligraphy world, saying that they had completely ruined our national essence!
You said that those people are disgusting or not disgusting, they don't need to use their hands, they have to use two brushes in their nostrils to write, I have seen it with my own eyes, that person is quite old, engaging in this kind of thing, grandstanding, disrespectful for the old!"
Zhao Jing laughed and said, "Pig's nose sticks green onions, hahaha......"
The two laughed together.
At this time, the driver interjected: "When it comes to calligraphy, these calligraphy are really confusing and incomprehensible!"
Just say my child, I've always wanted to find him a calligraphy class to learn from, but when I look at the words written by those teachers, I can't understand them at all, and I'm discouraged!"
Zhang Yuan smiled and said: "Big brother, let me tell you this, in addition to the line script and cursive script, you may not be able to understand it, if you can't understand regular script, then don't learn from that teacher at all."
Nowadays, many of these calligraphers are engaged in innovation, deliberately writing crookedly.
It is too difficult to write neat regular script, and those people are unwilling to work hard in this area, and directly write line script and cursive script, so that it is not that it is easy to write line script and cursive script, on the contrary, line script and cursive script are more difficult than regular script.
But cursive writing can be scribbled casually, and the average insider can't understand it, let alone a complete layman. ”
The driver said: "Yes, those people all write ligatures, that's what you call calligraphy, right? Anyway, they look messy and upset!"
Zhang Yuandao: "Those people don't have good basic skills, and they don't dare to write regular script, because even a layman can see whether the neat regular script looks good or not."
There is a famous saying in painting, it is easy to draw ghosts, but it is difficult to draw dogs and horses. ”
Zhao Jing asked, "What does this mean?"
Zhang Yuan smiled: "It's not clear, no one has ever seen a ghost, you can draw it casually, and others can't find fault with it."
But dogs and horses are often seen, and anyone can see that there is a little problem with your drawing, so those people dare not write regular script. ”
"Knowledgeable!" the driver complimented.
Zhang Yuan said politely: "On paper, hahaha....."
After a while, Zhao Jing smiled and said, "What kind of person do you say our County Magistrate Zheng is, it's amazing!"
"Yes, let's just say that the county magistrate does those things, does big business, acts bravely, does charity, and knows calligraphy, if you hear this, it will make people think that the county magistrate is a saint!
But today, the county magistrate came to his in-laws' house for the first time, and he even drank wine and ate meat bare-chested, who can do this kind of thing, that is, our county magistrate, oh my God, it's amazing!"
"Yes, I was so embarrassed that my face was hot, but look at the county magistrate, how happy and arrogant! ha...... You will also learn more from the county magistrate in the future, and we may transfer jobs when we can, what a rare opportunity this is!"
"Yes, yes, haven't I been learning all the time!"
"Zhang Yuan, why do I think the Gao family's attitude towards our county magistrate is a bit fake!"
"Well, I can see that too. If you want me to see it, they just think they are elegant, and look at our county magistrate's speech and demeanor!"
"Hmph, if it is more elegant than this, the county magistrate can sacrifice his life to save people, is there anything more elegant than this?"
"That's it!"