Chapter 27: Dancing with Fairy Chang'e

Yue Lao: Fairy, don't panic, the old man has worked together with Taishang Laojun to create a marriage ring, which will be shared with everyone.

When Gu Xiangtian heard that he was going to issue a marriage ring, he didn't need to ask too much, it must be related to marriage.

This must be grabbed!

Gu Xiangtian ran outside the store, ready to grab the red envelope.

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Yue Lao sent a red envelope!

Gu Xiangtian immediately clicked on it.

Congratulations, I grabbed a pair of marriage rings, which have been stored in the treasure bag.

At this time, except for a few fairies in the group who expressed their gratitude to Yue Lao, the others didn't seem to react.

Suddenly, Gu Xiangtian received a private chat message from Zhu Bajie.

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Zhu Bajie: "Xiang Zhenren, the old pig is polite, can you give me the marriage ring?"

Xiang Tianzhen: "Don't give it!"

Zhu Bajie: "I can divide the income into 30%. ”

Xiang Tianzhen: "No! This is not negotiable!"

Zhu Bajie: "(Three crying expressions)"

Xiang Tianzhen: "Second senior brother, don't be sad, you hurry up and make money, buy one from Yue Lao!"

Zhu Bajie: "Yes, thank you for pointing out to the innocent people (three laughing expressions)"

Xiang Tianzhen: "However, with your mana, the marriage ring should not work for you!"

Zhu Bajie: "Woo woo woo ......"

Xiang Tianzhen: "Are your goods sold out?"

Zhu Bajie: "It's sold out, and I'm about to give you a red envelope!"

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Zhu Bajie sent a red envelope.

Gu Xiangtian clicked on it and saw that it was 200 immortal gold coins.

Zhu Bajie: "Xiang Tianzhen, can you give me more spicy strips this time?"

Xiang Tianzhen: "Yes, the supply is sufficient, and I will add two more packs to you." ”

Zhu Bajie: "Thank you for being innocent." ”

Gu Xiangtian went to the supermarket and bought two more packs of pistachios, two packs of chocolate beans, and four packs of spicy strips, and sent them to Zhu Bajie.

Then I bought myself a pack of spicy strips, and while eating, I opened the treasure bag to see what I had grabbed inside.

The two red envelopes sent in the group were all grabbed by Gu Xiangtian!

Gu Xiangtian felt very happy!

Hand speed has not decreased back then!

The treasure bag contains the herbal liquid and marriage ring that I just grabbed, as well as the "Moon Palace Cha Cha Dance" given to him by Fairy Chang'e before.

The herbal liquid is served in a small green bottle.

There is a line of small words below: Materia Medica Liquid is prepared from various herbal essences in the fairy world, which can cure all kinds of diseases.

This is great!

This is simply the legendary elixir of healing!

If you get sick in the future, you don't have to be afraid.

There is also a line of small words below the marriage ring: The marriage ring can allow both parties to grow old together and never be separated.

This is amazing!

Perfect for a single dog like me.

If I like someone, just let him wear this ring, then she will fall in love with me and will never leave me.

It's so cool!

Here comes the gospel for single dogs!

"Moon Palace Cha Cha Dance" has been in the treasure bag for a long time, and it was sent to him by Fairy Chang'e in order to exchange pistachios with Gu Xiangtian, but Gu Xiangtian has never seen it.

At this time, Gu Xiangtian was in a good mood, so he clicked on it to see how to dance by the way.

Gu Xiangtian grew up in the mountains since he was a child, and he has no conditions to learn dance, and the only dance he can dance is the duck dance in the store.

But Gu Xiangtian's duck dance is more ugly than Zhu Bajie and his second aunt!

Gu Xiangtian didn't dare to set foot in dance.

The following of "Moon Palace Cha Cha Dance" reads: Cha Cha Dance is a quick teaching material, and the three-minute package will teach and package the meeting!

, are you kidding?

Can you learn it in three minutes?

This must be learned, and you can't be ridiculed by your colleagues every time you dance the duck dance!

Gu Xiangtian came to the activity field of the community activity center.

If you want to practice now, at the new employee induction celebration next week, show them all, let them see that I Gu Xiangtian is also a dancing wizard.

As he spoke, Gu Xiangtian extracted the Moon Palace Cha Cha Dance.

When Gu Xiangtian opened it, the shape of a person appeared inside.

The human form gradually changed, and slowly, the human form turned into the appearance of a fairy.

Fairy Chang'e!

Gu Xiangtian couldn't believe his eyes, he actually saw the true face of Fairy Chang'e from this book "Moon Palace Cha Cha Dance"!

Could it be that this is the Yan Ruyu in the book?

What a textbook!

This is obviously real teaching!

"HELLO! FAIRY CHANG'E?" GU XIANGTIAN GREETED FAIRY CHANG'E IN BOTH LANGUAGES.

"Welcome to learn the Moon Palace Cha Cha Dance, the Moon Palace Cha Cha Dance is a combination of Chinese and Western products, whether it is the Eastern Immortal Saint or the Western Bodhisattva can be learned, elegant and vulgar appreciation!"

Fairy Chang'e's voice is just like her person, so sweet.

"COME ON, LET'S START LEARNING!" GU XIANGTIAN SAID IMPATIENTLY.

"Let's get started, get ready!"

"I'm ready!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Xiangtian's limbs and head couldn't move!

I want to speak, but I can't move my mouth!

Suddenly, Fairy Chang'e jumped out of the book, took Gu Xiangtian's hand and said, "Come on!

In this way, Gu Xiangtian's body actually jumped up with Fairy Chang'e, completely out of his control.

The mind is rapidly memorizing these movements.

At this time, the people in the community activity center looked at Gu Xiangtian like fools.

They couldn't see Fairy Chang'e, they only saw Gu Xiangtian writhing and twisting there alone, comparing hands and feet.

"Which mental hospital did this come from?"

"This boy can't be stupid, right?"

"It's not like that! It looks like he's dancing. ”

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Middle-aged and elderly people and children from the community center gathered around and talked about it.

Gu Xiangtian could only open his eyes and watch others talk about him at this time, but he couldn't say anything.

Suddenly, Gu Xiangtian only felt a pain in his waist, and he twisted disobediently, and his big crotch was about to fall apart.

The three minutes were finally over, and Fairy Chang'e returned to the Moon Palace Chacha Dance textbook.

The three minutes of dancing with Fairy Chang'e were the longest three minutes of Gu Xiangtian's life.

Dancing with fairies is not as wonderful as you imagined!

Gu Xiangtian covered his waist and sat on the ground.

"Young man, are you alright?" an old woman stepped forward to ask Gu Xiangtian.

"I'm fine!

Gu Xiangtian stood up and said, "I'm the real estate agent of Dream Real Estate, my name is Gu Xiangtian, I was practicing dance just now, I disturbed you!"

"Oh...... Isn't that mentally ill?" said the old woman with a smile.

"Hahaha......"

The grandmother's words caused a burst of laughter.

Gu Xiangtian took out a business card and showed it to his grandmother.

"Grandma, I'm normal!"

The old grandmother nodded, believing that Gu Xiangtian was not mentally ill.

Gu Xiangtian sent his business card to the onlookers and said, "If you need to buy a house, please contact me, and I will serve you 24 hours a day!"

Gu Xiangtian took the Moon Palace Cha Cha Dance back to the store and threw the book on the table.

"What a broken dance! It's about to break my waist!"

Han Shuangshuang next to him looked at Gu Xiangtian and asked, "Brother Tian, what's wrong with you?"

"No!

Han Shuangshuang pointed to the Moon Palace Cha Cha Dance and said, "Are you practicing Cha Cha Dance?"

"That's right!"

"I'm going to dance too, let me see if it's the same as me?"

Han Shuangshuang said, picked up the book on the table and was about to open it.

Gu Xiangtian wanted to stop her from reading, but it was too late, Han Shuangshuang had already opened the book.