Chapter 177: There's a Worm on Your Liver!
"I brought my friends to go shopping, isn't it New Year's Day today? Your school won't have a holiday, right?" Xue Qi looked at Wang Chu lightly, and didn't seem to like this person very much.
"I just brought a sister over to play. ”
Wang Chu grinned with a pig-like face, but the woman next to him didn't mind, but smiled brightly.
"Then you guys take your time. Xue Qi waved his hand, not wanting to stay with this person for long.
"Xue Xiaoshao, we haven't seen each other for a few days, why are you in a hurry to leave, let's find a place to have a drink." Wang Chu stopped Xue Qi and looked at Su Hang, "Do you have a new friend?"
can play with Xue Qi, the identity is definitely not much different, but the face is unfamiliar, I don't know where it came from, anyway, on the boundary of the capital, he can be sure that he doesn't have this face.
"Brother Hang, my future brother-in-law. Xue Qi said.
As soon as these words came out, Su Hang's face trembled, and Wang Chu's face shook even more, "Brother-in-law, which brother-in-law?"
There are many adults in the Xue family, and Xue Qi's sister is more than one or two, Wang Chu is inevitably surprised.
"My brother-in-law. Xue Qi emphasized impatiently.
When Wang Chu heard this, he paused, and couldn't help laughing, "Don't be funny, in the first half of the year, my brother went to your house to propose marriage, and was beaten out by your sister, who is your sister, who doesn't know, and kisses your brother-in-law, do you kiss one and try it?"
The words fell, and several people behind him laughed.
Xue Qi has a lot of sisters, but there is only one sister, twenty-five or sixteen, and she has been single, Wang Chu is not unaware, how could a boyfriend suddenly come out?
"Nima's pig king, you said that you don't believe it, and if you don't believe it, pull it down. Xue Qi was angry.
"What's the fuss, just kidding. Wang Chu grinned, like Su Hang stretched out a hand, "Acquaintance, my name is Wang Chu." ”
Very kind smile. The attitude was also very polite, but Su Hang looked at Wang Chu's outstretched hand, but he was a little hesitant whether this hand should be shaken.
This hand has picked at the boogers?
I just saw it with my own eyes. I can still see the residue of his fingertips, how disgusting.
For a long time, Su Hang didn't move, and Wang Chu's face darkened, "Xue Xiaoshao." Your friend seems to be very faceless?"
Xue Qi rolled his eyes, "You've played all the tricks, please find a fresh one to play in the future, your habit of picking your nose all day long, let's change it as soon as possible." ”
As he spoke, he looked at Wang Chu's greasy dirty hand with disgust.
They have all been mixed together, and Xue Qi is very clear about Wang Chu's methods, so naturally he will not let him use the topic to play.
Wang Chu clapped his hands, with a bored expression, and put away his smiling face. "Xue Xiaoshao, where did your friend come from, don't you give me an introduction?
In the circle of the descendants of the capital family, there must be no such person, maybe it is the child of some family outside the capital, or it may be the child of some sect.
However, what does it matter, in the eyes of Wang Dashao, making friends does not depend on whether he has money or not. Anyway, if we don't have money, we don't care if he is powerful or not, anyway, he is not as powerful as us.
Wang Dashao likes to pretend very much, in layman's terms. That is to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, the title of the king of slapping the face is not for nothing, he likes to play the trick of slapping the face, and enjoys the pleasant feeling brought by the slapping of the face, that feeling, it is like becoming the protagonist in the novel. It's really enjoyable.
It's just that the gentlemen in this capital basically know his title of Wang Dashao, and no one came over to let him beat him, which made Wang Dashao very unhappy.
"Su Hang, a native of Shuzhong. ”
Without waiting for Xue Qi to speak, Su Hang reported to his home.
This made Wang Chu a little surprised, according to his assumption, Su Hang should treat him as a child of an ordinary family and refuse to deal with him, and then he could adjust the atmosphere step by step, and finally revealed his identity as the son of the Wang family, and slapped him in the face.
There are no big families in Shuzhong, let alone any big sects, even Emei Qingyun, but only quasi-first-class.
"It turned out to be Shuzhong, I went to Shuzhong, and I also went to Emei Qingyun to worship the teacher, but unfortunately Emei does not recruit male disciples, and Qingyun thinks I have low qualifications and refuses to accept me, so I can only return disappointed, Su Hang, you are from Shuzhong, you should know a lot about Emei Qingyun, right? Let's find a place to have a good chat?" Wang Chu had a shy face and a flattering look.
"King Pig, Wang Da Shao!" Xue Qi glared at Wang Chu, "I said that you have nothing to do after eating all day, right?
When Wang Chu heard this, he was full of unhappiness, so can't he let me pretend to be a good comparison?
"Brother Hang, don't pay attention to him, this cargo is funny!" Xue Qi patted Su Hang's shoulder and took Su Hang away.
Su Hang was just about to get in the car, but suddenly turned around and said to Wang Chu, "Young man, it's better to go to the hospital and take a look, treat it early, there should be help." ”
"What are you talking about?"
When Wang Chu heard this, his eyes suddenly widened, and he walked directly to Su Hang.
What is this word? curse yourself? laugh at yourself?
Damn, I'm ready to let you go, and you suddenly said such a sentence, don't you make a face to make yourself beaten? Wang Chu suddenly became excited again, I haven't looked forward to it for a long time.
Facing Wang Chu's compelling momentum, Su Hang paused for a moment and shook his head gently, "I may be wrong, I'm afraid the hospital won't be able to cure your disease, so let's let you find a master at home to show you?"
"Whoa?"
Isn't this a clear curse on yourself? Wang Chu became angry all of a sudden, "Xue Xiaoshao, it's no wonder that I don't give you face!"
"King Pig, what do you want to do?" Xue Qi stood in front of Su Hang and confronted Wang Chu.
Wang Chu said, "You heard it yourself just now, your friend didn't make it clear to me, don't blame me for being mad today." ”
Xue Qi's eyes widened, "Don't you just say a few bad things about you?" I think you are really sick and need to be cured." ”
At this time, Su Hang put aside Xue Qi and said to Wang Chu, "I heard Xiaoqi say that you are still friends, so I kindly remind you, have you heard of "Bian Que Meets Cai Huangong"?"
"What?" Wang Chu was a little stunned.
Su Hang smiled, "When Bian Que saw Cai Huangong, he stood up, and Bian Que said: 'You have a disease in your stomach, and if you don't treat it, you will be afraid of it. Huan Hou said: "There is no disease for the widow." 'Bian Que came out, and Huan Hou said: 'The good treatment of medicine is not a work.' ’...... , living for ten days, Bian Que looked at Huan Hou and left. Huan Hou asked people. Bian Que said: "The disease is in the intestines, within the reach of the soup and ironing, in the skin, in the reach of needles and stones, in the stomach and intestines, within the reach of fire, in the bone marrow, where the order belongs, helpless." Now in the bone marrow, the minister is uninvited. 'After living for five days, Huan Hou suffered from pain, which made people ask for Bian Que and fled from Qin. Huan Hou died!"
"What are you talking about, what kind of text are you dragging for me? Wang Chu was impatient.
Dizzy, you're a student at Kyoto University, so you don't even know the texts of junior high school, right?
Cai Huan was a man of illness and avoided medicine, and he didn't believe Bian Que's words, and then he died. Su Hang smiled indifferently, "I think this story is very suitable for you now." ”
When Wang Chu heard this, he laughed angrily, "That may disappoint you, my body is very healthy, but it's you, I think you may break a few ribs in a while." ”
Martial artist, the body is no longer comparable to ordinary people, what headache and brain fever, cold and fever are basically missing, other diseases are even rarer, whether his body is sick, Wang Chu himself can not be clear?
actually made this kind of joke, I really don't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has, today, the face slapping king not only has to slap his face, but also hit people.
"There's a worm on your liver, it's probably this long, your liver is already black, I'm telling the truth, believe it or not, it's up to you. Su Hang shrugged his shoulders and gestured with his two hands, which were about half a foot long.
If it weren't for Xue Qi's face, it would be rare for Su Hang to say this.
"Xue Xiaoshao, don't blame me. ”
Wang Chu's face darkened, how could he believe Su Hang's nonsense, even if there were really some bugs in his body, how could this guy know?
Xue Qi saw that the momentum was not right, and was about to say something to stop it, but Su Hang was not in a hurry, "If you don't believe it, press the Zhangmen acupoint." ”
"What kind of chapter door acupoint, press your sister?" Wang Chu was so angry that he was about to do it.
"King Pig, do you dare to try it?" Xue Qi stood up and stretched out his hand to push Wang Chu, "Tell you, Brother Hang is a famous miracle doctor, he said that you are sick, you must be sick, hurry up and go home for treatment, right?"
When will you become a miracle doctor again? Su Hang smiled bitterly.
When the words fell, Xue Qi directly pulled Su Hang into the car and left, leaving Wang Dashao and his party standing at the gate of Beijing University in a daze.
"Good boy, I haven't seen you for a few months, and it's turned upside down. Wang Chu's face was dark, and he was a little angry.
Originally, he still wanted to practice his hands, but where did he think that Xue Qi would protect that person so much, could that person really have any big origins? It seems that in Shuzhong, except for the two innate powerhouses, there is no other force that can make the Xue family look down, right?
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"Brother Hang, you weren't just joking, right?" In the car, Xue Qi asked, fortunately he took Su Hang away in time, otherwise, I don't know what the result would be.
If you provoke the people of the Wang family, even if you have the Xue family as your backing, Su Hang will still have a lot of trouble.
"Do you think I look like a joking person?" Su Hang said casually, "I see that he has a little friendship with you, so kindly remind him, believe it or not, it can only be left to him." ”
Xue Qi looked at Su Hang ugly, "Don't be funny, you don't have clairvoyance, no matter how big your ability is, you can't see anything wrong with him, I'm not a fool." ”
"You're not stupid, but you're not far from being stupid, there are a lot of unbelievable things in this world, you haven't seen it, it doesn't mean you don't. "Su Fairway.
Xue Qi rolled his eyes, "You are so capable, then look at me, is there anything wrong with me?" )