Chapter 159: Being a Father and a Mother Again
After the buzzing of the little bee completely disappeared, Gu Laosan, who had regained a little sense, stepped on the brakes, just covered with a blanket, leaning on his seat and motionless. If it weren't for the occasional sound of inhalation under the blanket, a certain badger would have thought he had fainted.
Crawling down the dashboard lightly, Wang Ping behaved like a little daughter-in-law in trouble at the moment, and diligently threw out of the car the bees that were still in the car, whether dead or alive, and were caught and pinched to death by him. After checking for any bees that were still alive, he raised the window again.
In the car at this time, in addition to the tipping prompts that sounded from time to time on the tablet, only someone's panting and whimpering were left.
"Why are you still crying......"
Wang Ping scratched his head, jumped on the dashboard, and quietly pulled Gu Lang's arm.
"Hiss~"
Probably touching the sore spot, someone obviously took a breath, and someone roared under the blanket: "Get out!
The little paw of a certain badger was about to pull a second time, but it stopped in front of it and retracted again.
“emmm...... I'm still angry..."
But at this time, there was another whimper, which made Wang Ping feel that something was wrong.
"How does it feel to be on the left......"
Wang Ping turned his head to look at the co-pilot, and was stunned to find that the hair ball that he threw on it casually was squirming with his eyes closed, and his little pink tongue stretched out from time to time, licking the honey dripping on the seat.
"it! Gu Laosan, look, your dog, no, your wolf is alive!"
The little paws kept grabbing Gu Laosan's arm and shaking, and a certain badger had a ghostly expression on his face at the moment. But in the next second, he really saw the hell.
Gu Lang lifted the blanket on his head and roared at Wang Ping: "The goose tells you to get out!
"Uh......"
At this time, Wang Ping maintained the posture just now, staring at the "pig's head" opposite with small eyes, and his mouth opened wider and wider.
"it...... Who are you?"
From putting on a blanket to closing the windows after a badger cleans up the car, it only takes more than ten minutes. But Gu Laosan, who appeared in front of him at this moment, had already become another person. The eyes were squinted, swollen like a big-eyed goldfish, and the mouth was swollen and pouted, inexplicably with joy.
"Poof!!"
"it, third brother, what's wrong with you!"
"I'm sorry, I'll laugh for a while"
"Hahahaha, I'm really sorry, I can't control my self-sess."
"Haha, the anchor is going to hate the boss to death"
"Third brother, you have suffered"
"It's over, Coke sprays on the notebook"
"It's too sudden, the third brother is definitely my biggest laugh this year"
"Didn't you say you were going to the county seat?
"Poor Gu Laosan, always being cheated by the boss"
The barrage on the live broadcast room swiped one after another, but at this time, Wang Ping and Gu Lang couldn't bother to look at it. A certain badger stood on the dashboard, grabbed his face with one paw, and held back his smile fiercely, while the other paw pointed in the direction of the co-pilot to show Gu Laosan.
Someone squinted his eyes (of course, it could also be open) and glared at Wang Ping with murderous hatred for a long time, and then turned his head to look. Then, someone's exclamation rang out in the car.
"Uhh
I don't know if Gu Lang was surprised at the moment, anyway, Wang Ping didn't see any surprise on his face. Reaching out and touching the little wolf cub with a honey face, Gu Laosan let out a terrifying laugh from his mouth.
"Ho ho ho ho ~ ~ too easy to provoke!"
"emmm......" A certain badger scratched his head, and the badger's face was blank, "Although I don't understand what you're saying, it's good that you're happy!"
Nearly an hour later, outside the gate of the Nima County People's Hospital.
Wang Ping's face was dark, and he was squatting on the co-pilot and picking up a milk bottle vertically to feed the little wolf in the seat. After Gu Laosan bought milk and bottles at the supermarket at the intersection, he went to the hospital to rescue himself, and before leaving, he asked a badger to feed the little wolf.
In the end, he was still guilty, and in line with the idea of apologizing to Gu Laosan, Wang Ping honestly poured the milk into the bottle and slapped it into the mouth of the little wolf cub.
But I don't know if the little guy left a shadow in the hail last night, or if he froze his brain. Whenever Wang Ping brought the pacifier to it, it hummed and turned its head to dodge, and ran to the honey on the seat.
The little guy who was born less than a day ago has not opened his eyes yet, and his temper is not small. He hummed and chirped and climbed up the puddle of honey, his little red paws stretched out straight.
In the end, it was Wang Ping who smeared the nipple with honey with his paws to trick the little wolf into drinking milk. Every few sips, the thing will hum and chirp in a tantrum, and then a certain badger will smear honey and feed it again.
"Hey, how did my brother fall to the point of a nurse!" a badger sighed.
On the screen of the live broadcast room, at this time, all kinds of "666" and "high energy ahead" flashed, and the first time they saw a certain badger milk child, fans couldn't wait to get into the screen, fish out the big and the small, and rub them into their arms.
"Goo ~"
The little wolf had just taken a few sips of milk, pushed the pacifier away again, and climbed into the seat with his eyes closed. When he got to the side of a badger's leg, he didn't know what he touched, so he opened his mouth and bit it.
"I'll go to your uncle's!"
Wang Ping subconsciously raised his foot and kicked over. But in the end, he retracted his strength and just pushed the little guy away.
"Buddy's breastfeeding is the limit, don't be too special to make inches!"
The little one flipped in his seat, snorted twice, and crawled over again.
"Hey!"
Unable to reason with such a baby-like creature, a badger slumped his little shoulders, raised his arm, and held the bottle up in the hive on the front dashboard.
At this time, listening to a soft sound of "poof", a certain badger suddenly felt a burst of warmth on his little feet. When I looked down, I saw a wolf cub pouting and spraying some indescribable object on its feet.
"Bang!"
The baby bottle, which contained most of the half bottle of milk, was slammed into the driver's door.
Because of Gu Laosan's injury, Wang Ping and he had to be delayed in Nima Town for another two days. Mainly to wait for someone to go down to swelling.
The eyelids were stung a few times, and Gu Laosan couldn't open his eyes when he came out of the hospital. In this state, let alone driving, you have to pick your eyelids with your fingers to see things when you walk.
In the past two days, Gu Lang went to the hospital to pick up hanging bottles during the day, and took Wang Ping and the little wolf cub to live in the county hotel at the entrance of the hospital at night. It wasn't until someone's face became swollen that they could see without assistance, and their mouth could open to eat on their own, that they started again.
Of course, it is just that the trend of swelling has begun, and the swelling has not completely disappeared, and Gu Laosan at this time is still a pig's head. So when I set off, I simply brought a hat and a mask, and used sunglasses to cover my eyes. It's a bit of a bit of a recovery.
And in the past two days, a certain badger who was deliberately snubbed and taught a lesson by Gu Laosan deeply realized what it means to be "a father and a mother again".
It's okay at night, no matter how the little cub chirps, Wang Ping shouldn't hear it. But in the daytime, even if you can't hear it, you can smell it. In the past few days, because of open defecation, a certain badger does not know how many vows he has made to throw a certain wolf out to feed the dogs.
By this time, the structure of Wrangler had changed.
Originally, it was the co-pilot of a certain badger's exclusive possession, and in the position on the left, Gu Lang added two hooks. The small hammock for Wang Ping in the tent was dismantled and hung between the seat and the dashboard, becoming a cradle for a wolf cub to sleep.
As for Wang Ping, he was standing on the dashboard at this time to please Gu Laosan opposite, and he was still holding a piece of beeswax full of honey on his little paws.
"Now, buddy specially left it for you, pure natural honey, can you taste it?"