Chapter 13 Fooling the Fat Man
Wu Ansheng kicked the fat man and gave him a look: What about still eating, didn't you find that the situation was wrong?
The fat man still had a few grains of rice stuck to the corners of his mouth, and looked back innocently: What are you kicking me for? What's the matter with me, I'm just a rubber.
Wu Ansheng rubbed his feverish cheeks and snorted: "Classmate Qi, you are living the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, what purpose can I have?"
Everyone should get along with each other and help each other, right?"
Qi Sixia Jiao laughed: "I heard that you are writing a novel?"
Girl, who did you listen to? I only started writing yesterday, and today everyone knows about it?
"It's hard to get into the hall of elegance when you're entertaining in your spare time, but how do you know?", Wu Ansheng asked suspiciously.
"Teacher Lin also teaches foreign languages in our class, I am the representative of the foreign language class, and I happened to hear it when I went to Teacher Lin's office to deliver homework after school yesterday."
I see, "Then why don't you say hello when you see me, and it's extremely shameful to peep into other people's privacy."
Qi Sixia spread his hands and said helplessly: "I was going to call you here, but you couldn't be happy when you came out, and completely ignored me." Can't you see such a big beauty standing next to you? and bite me in turn, you really turn black and white upside down."
This girl is really thick-skinned, how can anyone call herself a beauty, but Qi Sixia is indeed a rare beauty.
The white and delicate skin exudes a healthy luster, with pink peach cheeks and a pair of standard apricot eyes, there is always a faint haze, as if bending a pool of autumn water.
faint eyebrows, small red lips are always smiling. The height of 1.68 meters gives people the feeling that they are indeed slender and beautiful.
In addition to her delicate and beautiful appearance, she has a faint cold and elegant temperament, as if she is independent from the world.
Wu Ansheng looked at Qi Sixia and said, "I heard, you are the granddaughter of Mr. Qi?"
Qi Sixia nodded: "Didn't you already know?"
Wu Ansheng was full of question marks: "No, where did I know, didn't I just listen to what Yiyi said." Beauty, do you mind having more than one attendant? the kind that is always on call."
Qi Sixia could see that Wu Ansheng was not lying, and was a little surprised: "Oh, that's it." I thought you were in Class 6 yesterday to get my attention, and you wanted to hand the novel to Grandpa through me. Since that's not the case, forget it, I'm overthinking, I'm sorry."
Don't, sister, where is this, yesterday is yesterday, today is today.
Wu Ansheng said with a flattering face: "No, no, no, yesterday's incident was purely accidental, and after knowing your identity just now, I had this idea again."
Woman, if you can help me, I am grateful, Xiaosheng has a long body that can be used to make promises, what do you think?"
Qi Sixia didn't expect Wu Ansheng to be so honest and walk through the back door so brightly, but he became more and more interested in him.
It's time to talk about a vigorous love, Wu An is so handsome, and he speaks with humor, it must be very interesting to fall in love with him, Qi Si Xia Chun thought in his heart.
"Hey, woman, are you listening? Don't be in a daze, you can't give a sentence", Wu Ansheng was anxious.
Qi Sixia said coldly: "You give me the novel first, and I will help you transfer it to grandpa if I think it's okay after reading it."
Then you have to discuss with Lin Luzhu, this woman is still waiting for the update, and I don't know if her knees are better, I have to go and see her after school.
After all, her legs were weak and she couldn't stand steadily, all because of Wu Ansheng's mouth.
Parking, it's not the way to school.
"No problem, let's go, I'll go and bring you the first few chapters".
Qi Sixia pursed his lips and smiled: "Wait for you to send it over, I'll go out for something, bye."
Wu Ansheng stood up to see her off, looking at Qi Sixia's distant shadow, Wu Ansheng smiled like a daisy, the novel is done.
Oh mom, why is there a fat man licking the plate next to him, Wu Ansheng was startled.
Wu Ansheng slapped the fat man, "Are you still licking? Are you washing the dishes for the waiter?"
The fat man put down the clean and white plate with satisfaction, "Brother Sheng, are you all gone?" Then let's go too, today's meal is really refreshing and enjoyable."
You're fucking enjoyable, dead fat man of the dog's day, don't say help me block the gun, and when you see the meat, you really become deaf and mute.
Wu Ansheng smiled and pulled the fat man and said as he walked: "Brother Chen, you will arrange the barbecue that night?"
The fat man was touted very well: "Scatter things, take risks, Xiao Wu, you are very good, I like you very much."
Wu Ansheng endured the humiliation, for the sake of the face of 3,000 yuan, endure.
After the two returned to the classroom and sat down, Wu Ansheng began to flicker.
Wu Ansheng placed three small bowls and a small ball on the table, and held a chopstick from the cafeteria in his hand.
Wu Ansheng asked, "Brother Chen, do you want to see magic?"
The fat man said in surprise: "Yes, Xiao Wu, I didn't expect you to prepare an after-dinner program for me, it's not bad, it's very good, it won my heart."
Wu Ansheng put the ball in the middle of a bowl, and then shifted the shape, "Brother Chen, guess the ball is in that bowl?"
The fat man looked disdainful: "You change positions so slowly, and the fool also knows that in this bowl on the left, what kind of magic is this, it's boring."
Wu Ansheng uncovered the porcelain bowl on the left, and there was nothing inside.
The fat man's eyes widened, "Am I wrong?"
Wu Ansheng smiled mysteriously: "Then you look more carefully."
After Wu Ansheng finished speaking, he covered the porcelain bowl on the left again, and then knocked on the bottom of the bowl with chopsticks, making a crisp sound, and then opened it, and the ball was lying in the bowl.
The fat man was speechless in shock, rubbed his eyes with both hands, and called out his magic skills.
"Brother Sheng, how did you do it, you set up a mechanism in the bowl?"
Wu Ansheng handed the porcelain bowl to the fat man for inspection, and the fat man touched it up and down, but he didn't see anything famous.
The fat man said excitedly: "Brother Sheng, teach me, teach me quickly, others have to learn too."
"Roll".
Why do you have to take a chopstick or a wooden stick when you return to the cave of the three immortals? Because you don't hold anything in your hand, the hidden ball is too obvious, and it is easy to be discovered, and the chopsticks will also attract some people's attention, which can be regarded as a trick.
Wu Ansheng performed for the fat man a few more times, but the fat man didn't guess correctly once, and smashed the table angrily.
Wu Ansheng saw that the fat man was very interested in this thing, so he began to guide him to the topic: "Fat man, what do you think we should use this thing to set up a stall?"
The fat man didn't react: "Set up a stall? Sell your art? Yes, many people like to play tricks, if you go to set up a stall, someone will definitely reward you."
I sell your grandfather's famous prostitute, do you make money from the casino or do you make money by performing arts? Isn't this stupid?
Wu Ansheng patiently explained: "It's not an entertainer, let's open an entertainment stall. You bet on the ball in that bowl, guess right, bet as much as you want, guess wrong, the money will belong to me, understand?"
The fat man suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand, Brother Sheng, you are going to cheat money."
The students in the classroom all looked over when they heard the money fraud.
Wu Ansheng gave the fat man a fist, "What kind of money to cheat, this is entertainment, have fun, have fun, how can you insult people's innocence out of thin air."
The fat man had some thoughts about this thing, looked at Wu Ansheng with a smile and said, "Brother Sheng, just with your technique, it's not a big deal to make money, so what, can I participate in one?"
Good guys, that's what you're waiting for.
Wu Ansheng pretended to be very embarrassed, "The technology and tools are all in my hands, a small stall is enough for one person, fatty, brother, I can't do it, besides, how do you divide the money when you participate?"
The fat man tried hard to fight for himself: "Brother Sheng, you see that you have to collect money and play tricks alone, you must be too busy."
As a brother, I should do my best to help, the money is easy to say, they are all brothers, seven three open."
Dead fatty, it costs 30% to do a miscellaneous job, why don't you go to heaven?
Wu Ansheng teased: "No, no, Brother Chen, it's too little for you to get seventy percent for one busy job, or you take ninety percent, I'll work for you, how about it?"
The fat man scratched his head in embarrassment, "Brother Sheng, then how do you divide it?"
"In this way, don't you mess around, don't you have 3,000 yuan in your hand, if you participate, you will be considered a shareholder, and I don't want a penny of your money, just to use it as a nursery to attract others to come and play.
After the deed is completed, you take 30%, and those younger brothers who are trusting them are divided into 20%, what do you think?"
The fat man was silent, and the fat on his face was tangled, as if he couldn't make up his mind.
"Brother Sheng, this is the money I will keep safe tomorrow, if something happens......
Wu Ansheng looked at the fat man and said disappointedly: "Xiao Chen, wealth is in danger, how can there be no risk in investment?"
And your money is just going through the motions, and when the time comes, the 3,000 yuan will be returned in full, and we will divide the people's money fifty-fifty, do you really want to save money and spend three months to repay the loan shark?"
The fat man gritted his teeth and slammed his fist on the table, "Brother Sheng, I did it."