Chapter 290: Chinese Humor

Everyone laughed for a while, and Satsuma circled around Master Qin and teased: "Cute and respectful powerful alien, if you are not a demon, the real demon has come out, can you catch the demon." ”

Qin Huai immediately straightened his small chest, his eyes were serious and proud.

Garcia shook his head: "I personally think that Master Qin can catch an aggressive rooster and overfulfill the task, guys, what do you think?"

Aqiluo, Satsuma immediately laughed and applauded desperately, needless to say, they were very much in agreement, Wang Dengming didn't know how to express his position.

The priest also smiled and said, "Sergeant Wang, do you think this mr Qin can really catch demons and ghosts, what does he use to catch them? traps, tools, magic weapons, or holy weapons, it seems that he doesn't have anything in his hands." ”

Satsuma continued: "Master, the whole town says that you are a scammer, an imposter from the East, and you think that your comments on them made you post a clarification on Facebook or Twitter, how do you reply, is to say, oh, SHIT! or rather, FACK! Or that I'm a liar, I'm here to cheat you out of your pocket? ”

Wang Dengming coughed a few times.

Satsuma realized that he was too much, and coughed a few words: "I just made a little joke with you, master, you told me last time, I recently had a big fortune that will fall from the sky, and now, don't talk about big fortune, I haven't even seen the drizzle, drizzle, you know, please forgive me, Mr. Master." ”

Qin Huai is helpless, or is he generous and infinite, smiling, and showing his rabbit teeth.

Finally, he said: "Dear Mr. Inspector, after the demon comes out, he likes to find a parasitic body, believe me, the demon will definitely find you, it is in your body, it is hidden in your heart, he will take root in your heart, take your blood, erode your soul, corrode your body, seventy-seven forty-nine days, wait and see, you will be better than dead, and when you die, that is, when the demon breaks out of the cocoon, remember, it is forty-nine days, forty-nine." ”

"You're scaring me?"

"It's not to scare you, the witchcraft of the East is not something that you can comprehend as an ignorant, rude and faithless person, and the profundity of it is a hundred times more difficult than your campaign for president, you will regret what you just said, wait and see, when the devil finds you, please don't call me master, just call me an alien." ”

Helenie smiled and asked, "Why?"

"The master is a demon hunter, and the alien is a fun, that's the difference, wait and see, Inspector Satsuma. ”

The pastor asked, "Master Qin, why forty-nine days?"

"Heaven must not be divulged. ”

"It's very esoteric, can you explain it? ”

Wang Dengming explained for Master Qin: "What he means is that there are some non-specific secrets, mysterious secrets, supernatural secrets, which cannot be said casually, and if you say it, you will be punished by God, and you will be physically harmed, and you will go to hell, eighteen layers of hell, and enjoy the most terrible tortures, such as burning, hanging, burning at the stake, ....."

"Sheriff, please stop!"

"Okay, priest, this sounds terrifying, but what I'm saying is the truth, many demon hunters just leak some non-specific secrets, and the ending is quite tragic, so please understand Master Qin. ”

Satsuma's eyes glanced around and he smiled, "Liar!"

Qin Huai: "You can see the priest's condition with your own eyes, Inspector, that is the prelude to the demon coming out, it's not scary, I'm serious." ”

Satsuma smiled: "Can you scare me, it's Garcia who is going into the priest's bedroom, Helenie, don't fucking nonsense." ”

Qin Huai smiled deeply, and the rabbit teeth became whiter: "Really?"

Garcia smiled rarely: "Sheriff, I don't think it's fair, since the detective and the master have formed a bet, we are both witnesses, and Helenie and I have nothing to do with their bet, so I think .....'

As he said this, he looked at Satsuma.

Summerton said, "You idiot, the sheriff created such a good opportunity for you and Helenie, and you didn't take it?"

Wang Dengming immediately applauded: "Garcia is right, Satsuma, I think it is appropriate for you to go to the priest's bedroom and wait for the demon to come out, be democratic, please raise your hand if you agree!"

The sheriff himself raised his hand, Qin Huai second, Akiro hesitated, smiled evilly and raised it, Garcia followed, Helenie also raised, and finally the priest also raised his hand.

Wang Dengming smiled: "Unanimously passed, no objection, congratulations to Inspector Satsuma, you successfully accepted a difficult task, good luck." ”

The matter was settled, and Aqiro walked up to Satsuma: "Poor child, being a long-tongued woman depends on the occasion, hey...."

The priest made a cross on his chest and said to Satsuma: "Please, Inspector Satsuma, do you need to bathe, I will take you to bathe, the priest has a habit of cleanliness, the room should be very clean, he can't tolerate any smell in the room, and there are unclean places, his room has always been spotless, can you understand?"

Satsuma muttered, "Of course, can I sleep in the priest's bed?"

"Yes, but tomorrow the blanket you slept on, the quilt will be thrown away. ”

"Okay, okay, that's it, that's it, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid of any demon!"

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