"What?"

A gray wolf only gives two lobsters, this is not going to heaven, I originally wanted to change a little lobster to eat.

What made Li Feng and Silly One and Tiger dumbfounded for a day, on the task card, Li Feng and the three of them were asked to prepare lunch for five people, and two crayfish to prepare lunch for five people.

It's not a joke, it's stupid to scold it directly. "Gao Kai, you want to die, right, pit me, no, I want to quit. "That being said, it's impossible to really quit.

"Shall we go to the village and borrow some food?"

Hu Yitian whispered, just passing by a yard, Hu Yitian smelled the fragrance of rice inside.

Gao Kai prepared a task board here, prompting that he borrowed the villagers' items to borrow one and return three. "Nima, this is too bad. ”

"Let's borrow it first. ”

There was no way, for a while, Li Feng had no good way.

"One day, you go to borrow rice, and I'll go and see if there are any wild vegetables around. ”

I won't borrow the food, or I will have more debt.

"Director, we don't have any start-up capital here?"

"yes, give me some. ”

"yes, director. ”

The three of them glanced at each other, you say a word, I say a word, Gao Kai will really become a bad guy if he doesn't give it back.

Gao Kai hesitated for a while, took out five yuan and handed it to Li Feng.

Poof

"That's a little too little. ”

"Enough to buy oil and salt. ”

Good guy, Li Feng felt that Gao Kai was completely shameless, and he bought oil and salt for five yuan. "Silly teacher, this money will be handed over to you for safekeeping. "Five dollars, stupid one doesn't know what to say. "This is the most scathing variety show I've ever seen. ”

"That's right, the most shameless director. ”

Li Feng shouted, Gao Kai was proud, sample, you think I will be fooled in a few words, wait.

Stupid to buy oil and salt, good guy, a bag of two pieces is enough, two or two pieces of oil and three dollars, okay. "It's too expensive. "A bag of less than 100 grams of salt, or coarse salt, two taels of soybean oil and three pieces, and the eldest lady has a conscience than Gao Kai, and gave two tablespoons of lard.

Silly one scolded all the way back.

"It's too bad. ”

"I've never seen such a bad director. ”

Good guys, the three of them have been busy all the way to survive, except for Li Feng who picked some water celery and didn't need money, everything else needs money to exchange.

Originally, Li Feng was still thinking about fishing for lobsters, Gao Kai gave a character board, lobsters belong to the wealth of the villagers, Li Feng and others moved into the village as the first day, there are no outsiders who have contributed to the village, they have no right to fish for lobsters, and collect mushrooms on the mountain, as for wild fruits, they can be picked.

"What, you have to go five miles away to collect firewood?"

"No more, no more. ”

Li Feng waved his hand directly, and Silly Yi threw things directly, Tiger was stunned and frightened, Li Feng and Silly Yi performed too realistically.

The two of them were really scared of the tiger for a day at this moment, and the shooting cameraman was scared, Gao Kai waved his hand. "Liquidated damages, liquidated damages, ten times the liquidated damages. 、”

"Forget it, meet such a shameless variety show director. ”

Silly waved his hand helplessly, and Li Feng's face also changed drastically. "Silly teacher, we were fooled, no wonder we were given so much performance fee, this is to kill us. ”

"Is the show fee very high?"

said silly, and rushed directly to Gao Kai. "Say, why do I have such a small performance fee here? ”

Tiger muttered quietly one day that he didn't have much performance fees, but the liquidated damages were millions.

Gao Kai waved his hand again and again, made a foolish fuss, and finally got a little compensation, and the program team gave a big iron pot to the three of them and rented it for free.

"It's too picky. ”

"It's so shameless, the pot is rich. ”

"I've never seen such a program group. ”

As for the small yard not asking for money, just kidding, a few people smiled bitterly. "Lunch for five people, do we have enough rice?" Silly looked at the porcelain jar of rice, a little worried.

"More water should be enough. ”

If you have one pound of steamed rice, it is about one catty and eight taels to two and a half catties, add more water, at least two catties and three or four taels of rice, which can hold seven or eight bowls of rice, which is enough for five people to eat.

"Stir-fried water celery with lobster roes. ”

There is only one dish, and there is no choice but to serve it. "Do you want another one?"

"Do you still have vegetables?"

"Didn't you just make some earthworms?"

Li Feng smiled and pointed to the earthworms in the clay pot on the side, just about to fish for lobsters, fishing.

The tiger glanced at it one day, almost vomited, his face was pale and he waved his hand again and again, and he was stupid. "Eat earthworms, forget it. ”

Gao Kai gestured vigorously, but seeing that the two of them had no appetite, Li Feng smiled, which can be regarded as a contribution to saving rice.

The two of them looked disgusting, and they probably won't be able to eat the next bowl of rice.

"Hey, the guests are here. ”

"I'll take a look. ”

"I'll go too. ”

Silly One and Tiger ran out one day, and the two of them wanted to see if the two guests who came had anything to eat.

Li Feng's rice is cooked, the water celery is broken by hand, the program team is ruthless, there is no kitchen utensils, except for the dishes and chopsticks, everything else has to be rented, or bought by yourself, and the purchase price is two to three times that of the outside.

The show gave Li Feng and others five yuan, one dollar per person, just bought oil and salt, and now there is not a dime.

"Gao Kai, this bastard. ”

Li Feng exhaled, and there was a stupid scolding sound in his ears, good guy, he scolded directly, what did Gao Kai do to destroy humanity.

"Huh?"

"This kid isn't eighteen, is he?"

Looking back, the round-faced child was carrying a backpack, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like Zhang Xiaoxiao's age.

"But it's not, you can talk about Gao Kai, this bastard, just lie to us. The stupid one said and scolded.

"Scolded. ”

One of these two is in his early twenties, and the other is not yet eighteen years old, and they are on Gao Kai's thief ship.

"Teacher Li. ”

"Don't call the teacher. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "I should be older than you, or call me brother. ”

"I'm twenty-five. ”

Poof, Li Feng almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of salt water. "One year old?"

"Huh?"

"Okay, it's time for me to call you brother. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "In that case, you can do more work in the future. ”

"Poof. ”

The little girl who hadn't spoken just now couldn't help but laugh. "Then I'll call you Brother Li, can you work less. ”

"Dreaming. ”

After Li Feng finished speaking, Silly One and Tiger One Day, plus the Haoran brother who had just arrived, all rushed over and criticized Li Feng.

Xiao Song'er, so cute, how can she be allowed to do heavy work, at most the work of brushing dishes, sweeping the floor, picking vegetables, and washing rice will be handed over to her, such as picking firewood, going to the house to uncover tiles, picking fruits from trees, and catching fish in the fields must not be handed over to girls.

Xiao Song'er began to listen and felt good, not doing heavy work, but brushing dishes, sweeping the floor, picking vegetables, and washing rice didn't seem to be too easy.

"Alright, drop your bags and eat. ”

Brother Haoran was quite fast, but he just glanced at the room and was dumbfounded. "We're going to live here?"

"Of course. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "Brother, your room is on the side. ”

"Poof. ”

"Don't make a fuss, it's a dry toilet. ”

Said with a smirk. "The big room on the left is us, and on the right is Xiao Song'er. ”

Brother Haoran has a helpless face. "Didn't you say that before you came, isn't it a resort?"

"Pristine resort is right. ”

"Ahh ”

Brother Haoran couldn't help but shout. "Liars. ”

Gao Kai pouted indifferently, even a little girl like Xiao Song'er, who was less than eighteen years old, could be deceived, and her cheekiness could be imagined. "Don't scream, it's useless, by the way, you have money on you, right?"

"Money?"

"Didn't the program team say that you don't need to bring a penny?"

After Brother Haoran finished speaking, okay, Li Feng and Silly One, Tiger immediately gave up this one day, this IQ is not saved.

Looking back at Xiao Song'er, hoping to be a smart girl, Xiao Song'er shook her head. "Alright, alright, hurry up and eat. ”

A shrimp stir-fried celery, and then there is rice, the rice is quite fragrant, I think it is new rice.

"Give shrimp to Xiao Song'er, children grow their bodies, eat more. ”

Li Feng said it very well, but he didn't find the shrimp for a long time and looked back, and the tiger was full of embarrassment and scratched his head. "I just tried a salty shrimp and ate it?"

"And the other one?"

Tiger One muttered, and Li Feng pursed his lips. "Doesn't the chef have to try the salty ones?"

"Huh?"

Silly looked at Li Feng and Hu for a day, and these two goods ate all the two shrimps.

Xiao Song'er and Brother Haoran were speechless, okay, let's eat green vegetables, fortunately, the taste of the dishes is not bad, and the rice is very delicious. "Wow, there's a pot. ”

"I haven't eaten pot for years. ”

Silly and emotional, Li Feng smiled and divided the pot.

The big iron pot burns wood to make the pot, thick, fragrant, not to mention really delicious, after lunch, a group of people began to clean up the room, fortunately in the bed to prepare, otherwise it will really kill.

"Don't have a quilt?"

Li Feng looked at the bed, the good guy used a snakeskin bag of straw, and a sheet was spread on it, but there was no pillow.

"It's okay if you don't have a quilt in the summer. ”

The stupid one sighed. "Fortunately, it's not winter, otherwise I would have really fought with the show team. ”

"But it's in the mountains, and it's still cold at night. ”

Li Feng is deeply touched by this, this kind of halfway up the mountain, it will really drop several degrees at night, at least a blanket or something like that.

"Really?"

"The program team is too bad. ”

"Gao Kai, don't let me see you, see you once. ”

Several men are all confused, what to do. "Forget it, let's squeeze to keep warm. ”

"Don't. ”

"I'm young. Hu Yitian and Brother Haoran shouted loudly, looking at Silly Yi and Li Feng vigilantly.

"Don't make a fuss, Brother Haoran. ”

Li Feng patted Haoran. "In this way, let's rank according to age, the stupid big brother will take care of the younger brothers the most, sleep outside, and the second brother Haoran. ”

"Nope. ”

Haoran is a little afraid of being stupid, Li Feng is laughing, sample, just kidding, I don't want to sleep outside, just blow the wind at the window, maybe there is still feeding mosquitoes. "Yes, mosquitoes. ”

"What's wrong?"

"It's over, it's over. ”

Li Feng thought of the mosquitoes in the mountains, and then took a look at this room, the wind was ventilated on all sides, it was not too revealing, mosquitoes didn't eat people anymore. I'm busy this afternoon, and the program team is too tricky.

"Teacher Li. ”

Worried about mosquitoes, Xiao Song'er beckoned to Li Feng.

"I'll go over and take a look. ”

"What's wrong?"

Xiao Song'er's room is all tidied up. "You brought a blanket?"

"I'm afraid I'm not used to it. ”

"Well done. ”

Xiao Song'er not only brought a blanket, but also a doll. "Teacher Li. Speaking, Xiao Song Er stuffed Li Feng with a few coins behind the camera. "I hid secretly. ”

Three pieces of ten dollars, and one of five dollars, thirty-five dollars, great, finally dinner has been settled.