Chapter Seventy-Six: Flirting Girl Real Demonstration
After grandma came back, Zhao Shuhao and Lu Xiaoxiao chatted with her.
Lu Xiaoxiao is also very familiar with the old grandmother, it is not a kind word, she really chatted with her grandmother very happily, grandma will go to Zhao Shuhao and their house every year to live for a while, and the two have indeed known each other for five or six years.
For unspeakable reasons, Zhao Shuhao's family is very good to Lu Xiaoxiao, and grandma is the best one for Lu Xiaoxiao except Zhou Mei.
There was ready-made cooked food, and the little aunt pulled a long face and fried two dishes, and then ate.
The living conditions in the countryside are poor, and cooked food is not something that can be eaten every day, but Dajiang just doesn't eat well, and his eyes always sneak a glance at Lu Xiaoxiao from time to time, which makes the little aunt very angry.
A child is a child, and Dajiang's voyeurism is all watched by adults.
Regarding Dajiang's behavior of peeping at Lu Xiaoxiao, Lu Xiaoxiao was a little uncomfortable, and Zhao Shuhao was very angry.
The little aunt sandwiched a chicken leg and put it in the Dajiang bowl, and said sourly: "Make up for your uncompetitive brain, study hard, strive to get a good high school, and find a beautiful female classmate to be a girlfriend in the future." ”
Zhao Shuhao really doesn't know if there is a hole in his aunt's brain, eating legs can make up for his brain?
His mind was debunked, and Dajiang blushed.
When the opportunity came, Zhao Shuhao kicked Dajiang hard under the table.
No one would have thought that Zhao Shuhao would kick someone, Dajiang settled the account and found the wrong person, and turned his angry eyes on his mother.
"Stare at something, eat well. The little aunt scolded Dajiang angrily.
Zhao Shuhao raised his leg and kicked his aunt again.
"You rabbit cub, you dare to beat me, and you turned the sky upside down. The little aunt said, waving her hand and hitting Dajiang on the head.
First he was kicked, then reprimanded, and then he was hit in the head, and Oe was completely furious. "Why are you hitting me!"
"What is Dae's attitude towards your mother, apologize to your mother. Zhao Shuhao endured a wicked smile and pretended to be a good person.
"I don't apologize, this woman hit me. ”
"Yes, auntie, the experts said that children should not be beaten, and now there is no corporal punishment in schools. After Zhao Shuhao finished speaking, he turned to Dajiang: "Is it Dajiang?"
Zhao Shuhao was in thin mud on both sides.
"Hmm. None of our school teachers hit anyone. Why are you still beating me?" Seeing that someone was supporting him, Dajiang's voice became higher, as if he wanted to break a hole in the roof.
"You little rabbit cub, you have such an attitude towards your mother?" the little aunt waved angrily and punched Dajiang in the back.
Dajiang is in a rebellious period, although he will not beat his mother, but his momentum is not weak at all, he shouted loudly: "Why are you beating me, I don't have a mother like you." ”
The little aunt was even more angry, and her fists kept hitting Da Jiang's back.
"Little aunt, the expert also said that if you really want to hit the child, you can't hit important parts, especially when you are beating something, it is recommended to spank. ”
The rural house is not particular, and the things are also handmade, and the little aunt picked up the broom to sweep the floor.
"Dae is not running yet. "The children in the rebellious period are very stubborn, where can they run, Zhao Shuhao forcibly pushed Dajiang out of the house.
The little aunt chased after her with a broom.
Zhao Shuhao didn't stop him, he closed the door casually and returned to the dining table, "Come on, eat, eat." ”
Immediately afterwards, the sound of killing pigs came from the courtyard.
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There are five north rooms, and my grandmother lives in the westernmost two.
There are three north rooms on the east side, and the easternmost side is the bedroom of the brother-in-law and his wife, and the bedroom is next to the west of the two living rooms, where I ate lunch just now.
Oe doesn't live in the North House, he is in the East House.
After lunch, Zhao Shuhao and Lu Xiaoxiao were called to their house by their grandmother.
My uncle also went back to the bedroom to rest, and he had to work in the fields in the afternoon.
The little aunt didn't eat a few bites, she was full of anger, and now she was cleaning up the table with a gloomy face.
Da Jiang also didn't eat a few bites, so he broke out a war with his mother, and he didn't go back to the living room, but went back to his room alone, pouting and lying on the bed to recuperate.
The swollen buttocks are high, and it is estimated that it will be inconvenient to sit in the next few days.
After chatting with his grandmother for a while, Zhao Shuhao went to his uncle's place for a while.
Uncle's daughter Zhou Ting is the same age as Zhao Shuhao, but she has a small birthday, and now she is in her third year of high school, and the two of them have a good chat.
After returning from his uncle, Zhao Shuhao went to Dajiang's room.
"Big cousin of the book. Dae looked up with a smile on his face, trying to get up.
"Don't move on your stomach. Zhao Shuhao stretched out his hand and said in a commanding tone.
Zhao Shuhao walked to the side of the bed and chatted with Da Jiang.
Of course, two big men can't chat without women.
Without saying a few words, Dajiang was taken to the ditch by Zhao Shuhao.
"The way you say about flirting with girls is not playful, and you dare to believe what is staged on TV, either it's not true, or even if it's true, the routines that everyone knows can catch the girl? Would you like to find a stupid daughter-in-law?"
"No, no, no. "Oe's head shook like a rattle.
"Isn't the little sister that my cousin brought today beautiful?"
"Pretty, pretty, pretty, thief pretty. Dajiang's face was full of excitement, and his eyes suddenly gave off a thief's bright light.
"Knowing is not the same as getting it, do you want to know how my cousin got this young lady?"
"Think about it. Dajiang's eyes were full of admiration, and he nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"Now you have to rely on this to flirt with girls. Zhao Shuhao took out his mobile phone.
"Mobile!" Oe's eyes lit up again.
"Shhhh ”
"Uh-huh. Got it. After Da Jiang nodded, he gave Zhao Shuhao a military salute.
Zhao Shuhao stretched out his hand and pulled down Da Jiang's arm with a military salute, and then whispered mysteriously: "Do you want to see your cousin perform a real flirtatious girl for you?"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh. "Oe's head is almost enough to pound garlic.
Zhao Shuhao unabashedly showed a wicked smile, turned down the sound of the mobile phone call to very low, and then dialed Lu Xiaoxiao's phone, and then pressed the speakerphone button.
"Xiaoxiao, what are you doing?"
"Chat with grandma. ”
"Oh, I'd like to whisper a few words to you. ”
"Ahh ”
"Grandma's ears are not good, she can't hear the voice on the phone, as long as you speak quietly. Try to tell you what I say. ”
"Oh. Say it, then. ”
"I miss you so much, do you miss me?"
"Hmm. ”
"Isn't that the kind that you really want to want?"
"Hmm. ”
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After a period of operation, Dajiang was full of hormones.
felt that it was almost the same, Zhao Shuhao hung up the phone, and kissed Lu Xiaoxiao on the phone before hanging up the phone.
"Awesome, idol!" Oe shook his thumb without hesitation.
"Find a reason for your mom to buy you a phone. ”
"Uh-huh. By the way, is this mobile phone expensive?" Oe nodded, and suddenly realized the economic problem.
"It's not expensive, when the mall has an event, it's only 200 yuan, and it's a bit expensive when there is no activity. Let your mom go to the mall and keep an eye on the event when she's fine. ”
Zhao Shuhao lied and didn't make drafts, and the more than 9,000 mobile phones said that there were only 200 when he was engaged in activities, and he didn't blush at all.
Anyway, it's a fact that when you are doing an event, the price of goods is really cheap when you are doing it, and he is not responsible for whether there is such an event.
No problem.
"When I leave with the beautiful young lady, you will tell your mother about buying a mobile phone, otherwise if you let your mother know that you bought a mobile phone to flirt with your sister, not only will you not be able to buy a mobile phone, maybe your mother will have to beat you. ”
"Uh-huh. ”
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Zhao Shuhao felt that it was almost, and when he left the house, he specially comforted Dajiang's injury.
Dae was so moved that he almost cried.
Zhao Shuhao couldn't help but smile evilly when he walked out of Dajiang's room, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Wait for a good show, it will be a bloody storm." How can the woman next to Lao Tzu be a casual peep at you?"