Wu Ansheng separated the two and said helplessly: "Do you still listen to my explanation?"

The two said in unison, "Listen."

Qi Sixia snorted: "Why are you learning from me to speak?"

"Brother, she bullied me, obviously she learned from me", Liu Huayi instantly possessed with green tea.

Wu Ansheng had a big head for a while, "Okay, here's the thing, yesterday Mr. Lin was on a blind date in the café, and the blind date man stalked her, and then Mr. Lin happened to run into me, so he pulled me as a shield."

This picture happened to be secretly photographed by Zhang Changfeng, because I had a holiday with him before, so this grandson sent the photo to the campus forum. I've made the whole thing clear, do you understand?"

Qi Sixia sneered, "It's such a coincidence?"

"Brother, Yiyi believes in you, I'm sorry, I blame you", Liu Huayi looked apologetic.

Xiao Nizi, what's going on today, this green tea smell can be smelled through the screen of the mobile phone.

Wu Ansheng waved his hand, "Believe it or not, I'm going to eat, are you going?"

The two said in unison: "Go."

"Why are you learning from me again?"

"Brother, look at her, she always sues the wicked first."

Wu Ansheng's head was about to explode, it was really two aunts and grandmothers, he couldn't afford to provoke it, but he didn't want to hide, because he found that when he was next to the two of them, the jade pendant on his chest was very hot.

This thing should be filled faster by the more women, what a pervert, and he is about to be spoiled by the jade wear.

When they sat down in the cafeteria, the two girls played a lot of tricks in order to compete for the seat next to Wu Ansheng, and in the end, Liu Hua was a step ahead.

Because the heroine has the burden of idols, she can't pull her son to fight with her.

Liu Huayi glanced at Qi Sixia demonstratively, Qi Sixia sat opposite them alone, she was wronged, she really wanted to turn around and leave, but she was reluctant to Wu Ansheng.

Qi Sixia's pretty face was cold, her jade teeth bit her lower lip, and her apricot eyes looked at the dog man and woman with hatred.

Wu Ansheng was distressed, "Yiyi, you move inside, there is still someone sitting on the right." Xia Xia, come over and squeeze it."

Liu Huayi kicked him under the table and gave him a look: Brother, don't.

Wu Ansheng went back to the past: Yiyi, obedient.

Qi Sixia wanted to sit down, but she couldn't wipe her face, and the dead duck said stiffly: "Forget it, I don't like to be crowded with others."

Wu Ansheng forcibly pulled her over and sat down, and winked at her: "Am I someone else?

Qi Sixia slapped his chest embarrassedly, his little face was shy, as delicate as a hundred flowers competing for spring.

Liu Hua snorted angrily, "An'an, I want to eat stir-fried cabbage, stir-fried lettuce, stir-fried oil and wheat cabbage, stir-fried water spinach", her lunch set today is in a green mood.

Wu Ansheng turned around and coaxed this little aunt and grandmother, "Yiyi, the diet should be balanced, and you won't grow tall just by eating vegetables."

Qi Sixia glanced at her and sneered: "Eating vegetables all the time, no wonder someone doesn't have two taels of meat on him." Ah Sheng, I want to eat braised hooves, roasted pork knuckles in sauce, steamed pork, and back pot meat."

Liu Hua was about to cry out angrily, "Brother, she has been targeting me, you don't care."

Wu Ansheng slapped the table, "I love to eat, I don't eat and fuck off, what are you shouting about."

The two girls glared at the same time, he was frightened, and said flatteringly: "I said I'll get out, what, waiter, order."

The waiter came over and asked, "Classmate, what do you want to eat?"

"Stir-fry four green vegetables, and then braise four meat dishes, let's do it first, I'll add it if it's not enough."

The waiter said in surprise: "Classmate, the next eight dishes that the three of you eat?"

Wu Ansheng laughed wildly, he was laughing wildly, "You don't care, Lao Tzu is going to eat eight dishes today, as I said, Jesus can't care when he comes."

The waiter shook his head and wrote down the name of the dish and left, alas, another poor man who was driven crazy by a woman.

Seeing that he was angry, the two women didn't dare to touch his moldy head again, and sat quietly in a daze.

After a while, the dishes came up, and the small table was full of four dishes of green vegetables and four dishes of meat dishes, and there was no place to put the dishes and chopsticks.

Wu Ansheng deliberately teased them, "Each eats his own, and he is not allowed to leave if he doesn't finish eating today."

Qi Sixia gave him a punch, and Liu Huayi kicked him.

The two women's meals were as small as needle holes, where to eat so many dishes, and in the end it was Wu Ansheng who swept the plate.

It's strange to say that he didn't feel full after eating after taking this jade pendant, and his stomach seemed to be a bottomless pit.

Qi Sixia and Liu Huayi looked at this big stomach king dumbfounded, how long have they been hungry.

"An An, when did your amount of food become so big?"

"Wu Ansheng, are you a pig? Pigs don't eat as much as you."

Wu Ansheng put down the seventh bowl of rice, burped, he took a toothpick and picked his teeth, and said with a smug face: "It's okay, which of you will settle the account?"

"Bang", "bang", he took two more fan punches, and Wu Ansheng said goodbye to the two girls after settling the account. The jade pendant on his chest stopped heating a few minutes ago, and it seemed that it was charged, and he had to study the effect of the jade pendant.

Qi Sixia threw a wink at him before leaving, "Ah Sheng, see you at night, bye-bye."

Liu Huayi's mind was full of question marks, "An An, what are you going to do at night?"

Wu Ansheng looked at Qi Sixia's Qianying and hated itchy, the heroine really learned badly, and she had to throw a bomb before leaving.

He pulled his legs and ran, "It's okay, you can make up for it with peace of mind, she has a brain problem, I'll take her to the hospital at night."

......

After Wu Ansheng got rid of Liu Huayi, he found a secluded grove, looked left and right and found no one, and then took out the jade pendant and looked at it carefully.

The originally dark green jade pendant has become as white and flawless as mutton fat, and the twin fish eyes that were dull before are now moisturized.

Wu Ansheng pressed his eyes with his thumb, but still didn't respond. Isn't it full? Why can't it be used?

Could it be that I opened it in the wrong way? Wu Ansheng pressed his thumb to the fish's eye and muttered a spell in his mouth: "Sesame seeds open the door, it's not right." Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, but it's still not right.

The little rabbit obediently opened the door, may Allah bless you Amen......"

Wu Ansheng recited the mantras of ancient and modern China and foreign countries, but there was still no reaction at all.

What a thing, I don't even have an instruction manual, so I don't know how to use it.

He scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, looking at the jade pendant in his hand and didn't know what to do. Why don't you try the method of dripping blood to recognize the Lord? It's written like this in the online articles, maybe it will be useful.

Wu Ansheng bit his index finger and pressed it expectantly, but Yu Pei still didn't have any reaction, damn, he wanted to throw this broken thing into the woods.

Forget it, keep it, after all, it is a relic of his predecessor's mother, and he hung the jade pendant back around his neck.

Not long after putting it on, there was a burning sensation from the jade pendant attached to the chest, and like the vision that happened before, the jade pendant was tightly attached to the chest, and it was slowly squeezing into the flesh and blood.

Wu Ansheng broke out in a cold sweat in pain, and he felt that his chest was torn apart by this thing.

After a few minutes, the burning sensation was gone, and he touched his chest, which was empty except for a red rope around his neck.

Wu Ansheng froze on the spot, touched around his body, and found no trace of the jade pendant, he clasped his buttocks with his hand and stabbed his throat, but he still didn't find it.

Damn, what's going on, this thing got into its body? What does it want to do?