The broken alarm clock failed again, but fortunately he went to bed early yesterday, otherwise he would be late today.

Wu Ansheng received a call when he was brushing his teeth, it was a woman, he gritted his toothbrush and asked, "Hey, what's wrong with the woman?"

Qi Sixia's voice was very happy, as if he had eaten jackfruit early in the morning, sweet, "I got the thing, I will go to the school to give it to you later, and the editor's phone will be sent to your mobile phone, take a look for yourself."

"Cheng, thank you Woman, such a great kindness and a small ......"

Beep, the phone hung up.

It didn't take long for the phone call to come back again, "I'm going to have the same breakfast as yesterday, you should hurry up and buy it".

Beep, the phone hung up again.

Wu Ansheng was convinced, this little girl really called herself a follower.

But he still obediently went to buy breakfast for Qi Sixia, no way, who called himself a request.

On the way to buy breakfast, Wu Ansheng called the editor, and the editor called Zhong Youliang.

"Hey, Editor Zhong, I am Mr. Qi's grandson-in-law, and my name is Wu Ansheng."

Zhong Youliang was eating noodles on the desk, and a mouthful of noodles choked into his nose, "Ahem, hello Mr. Wu, I don't know what you are calling for?

"No, I'm the author of the novel "Strange Fire", and my grandfather-in-law told you a few days ago."

Zhong Youliang pulled the noodles out of his nose, "I mentioned it, did you contact me today to talk about serialization? It's already arranged, and it will be published in the magazine tomorrow."

"Yes, you give me an email, and I will send the manuscript directly to your mailbox in the future, and there is my pen name: Who in the world does not know you."

With a "shudder", Zhong Youliang choked the noodles in his nose again, "Cough, I'll send the email to your mobile phone later, but do you want to consider changing this name?" I think it's a bit public."

Wu Ansheng said with a smile: "If you don't show off, you still call a young man? Your publisher can arrange the online serialization by yourself, but I don't ask."

"Okay, do you have anything else to do?"

"Yes, I'm going to buy breakfast, goodbye".

Zhong Youliang hung up the phone and shook his head, it was the first time he had met such an eccentric writer, and he didn't know if it was a blessing or a curse to be his editor.

......

After buying breakfast, Wu Ansheng took a taxi back to school, and just walked into the school gate and met Lin Luzhu again.

Lin Luzhu took hurried small steps, the green skirt under her slender legs rippled with small waves, and she shouted with a smile: "Wu Ansheng, why are you walking so fast, wait for the teacher."

Wu Ansheng had no choice but to stop and wait for her, "Teacher Lin, aren't you going to run today?"

"Don't you see this, the teacher wants to talk to you."

What is this bad woman thinking again, Wu Ansheng lifted the breakfast in his hand, "What does the teacher want to talk about, I'm in a hurry to bring breakfast to someone."

Lin Luzhu covered her pink mouth and said with a smile: "Yo, is this hooking up with a little girlfriend? is it the girl who doesn't open her eyes, tell the teacher?"

Wu Ansheng said: "Teacher Lin, you are light."

"What's light? Are you complimenting me on my slim figure?"

"You are frivolous, is this what a teacher should say? I have a simple classmate relationship with her, please don't slander us and say goodbye," Wu Ansheng turned his head and left.

Lin Luzhu stomped her feet hatefully, this stinky boy abused her every time.

Walking to the third floor, Wu Ansheng found Qi Sixia waiting for him at the top of the stairs, "Woman, are you going to become a husband stone?"

Qi Sixia kicked him, crossed his waist with both hands and said coquettishly: "Get out, why did you come so late, you plan to starve me to death."

Wu Ansheng handed over the breakfast and said depressedly: "When I entered the school gate, I met Teacher Lin, and she hates me now, and every time I meet her, I have to be entangled."

Qi Sixia gloated, "Whoever told you to provoke her, you deserve it."

"Don't bring it like this, if you don't care about me, forget it, and fall into the well, I don't like you anymore."

Qi Sixia blushed and said, "Who likes it, I'm going back to study in the morning."

"Woman, you see the manuscript as ......"

"I'll give it to you after school, and I'll give you the questions of the test papers in the evening", Qi Sixia yawned, and there was a faint dark circle on his apricot eyes.

Wu Ansheng was a little moved, "Xia Xia, thank you."

Qi Sixia said indifferently: "It's okay, it's all my willingness, you go back to class quickly."

Wu Ansheng turned around step by step, looking at her reluctantly, his eyes full of gratitude and admiration.

Qi Sixia was secretly happy, and even Wu Ansheng deceived the real image he had just pretended.

Wu Ansheng is also secretly happy, this acting skill should secretly promise Qi Si Xia Zhen's heart.

The two of them competed with each other's acting skills, and they both thought they had deceived each other.

In this absurd world, everyone lives in lies, and those who know the truth are either crazy or dead.

As soon as Wu Ansheng stepped into the fifth class, he heard the fat man's obscene laughter, the fat man held the mobile phone and didn't know who he was chatting with, the smile on his face was really disgusting, and he was going to get tired of breakfast.

Wu Ansheng walked around behind the fat man and secretly looked at his chat history.

Chen Yingjun: Goddess, do you like the limited skin I bought for you yesterday?

Goddess: Little brother, people like it so much, but people don't want to play after playing for a while, and no one wants to play games without you.

Chen Yingjun: Goddess, don't worry, my brother will come to accompany you after school, and my brother will take you to score points today.

Goddess: Wow, is my little brother a college student?

Chen Yingjun: Yes, I'm a student at Kyoto University, and I'll invite you to come and play when I have the chance.

Wu Ansheng couldn't stand it anymore, so he punched him when he went up, "Why are you called Chen Yingjun? You are a student at Kyoto University? You still want to invite others to play?"

The fat man hit his head for a moment, and hurriedly hid his mobile phone, "My surname is Chen Mingzhong, and my characters are handsome, is there a problem? And is it difficult for a genius like me to get into Kyoto University?"

Wu Ansheng suspected that the fat man's flesh was his cheek, otherwise how could it be so thick.

"How much did you buy the limited skin yesterday?"

The fat man whispered: "It's not expensive, it's only 199."

Gan, Wu Ansheng hated that iron could not become steel, "You have two money, and you are so wasted? You have only known each other for a few days, and you spend money on her?"

The fat man retorted: "Haven't you and your second sister-in-law known each other for a few days? She also spent more than 8,000 yuan to buy you a mobile phone."

Wu Ansheng was angry: "Where can it be the same? Qi Sixia and I are classmates, people we know in reality, and I will return this money to her later."

The fat man said angrily: "How is it different, Huihui and I are still netizens, she plays games with me every day, makes me happy, this money is spent voluntarily, and she didn't force me."

Wu Ansheng could only sigh, licking the dog is really a cow, but he hasn't given up yet, fat people are early symptoms.

"You take your phone out and see how she responds to you. Wu Ansheng analyzed him: "If she is willing to go to Kyoto University to meet, at least it proves that she is a woman, and you are not licking the wrong person." If she doesn't want to, it means that your goddess will die when she sees the light, and she may still be a big man."

The fat man was also a little worried, after all, he had only seen the photos and had not seen the real person, so he took out his mobile phone and opened the micro buckle.

Goddess: Okay, I'm going to Kyoto in the next few days, and people want to see if you look as handsome as your name.

Wu Ansheng pinched his chin and pondered: This woman's rank is a bit high, and she is a good move to advance and retreat.

The fat man shook his phone triumphantly, "How about giving birth to brother, you still don't believe me."

Wu Ansheng poured a scoop of cold water, "She said that she would meet in Kyoto in a few days, are you in Kyoto? Are you a student at Kyoto University?"

The fat man's face twisted into a bitter gourd, "Brother Sheng, what should I do, you quickly give me a support."

Wu Ansheng grabbed his mobile phone and replied to the message: Then it's decided, you come to contact me, and I'll take you to visit Kyoto University.

In less than a minute, the goddess replied: I'm sorry, handsome brother, there is a sudden emergency here in Renjia's company, I'm afraid I can't go to Kyoto, it's a pity.

Wu Ansheng threw the mobile phone on the fat man's hand, "See, she is instigated, your goddess is a green tea, fishing for Kaizi everywhere, don't be fooled."

The fat man's fat face was red from anger, like a drunken man, and he stood up and glared at Wu Ansheng.

"Brother Sheng, you can scold me and beat me, but you are absolutely not allowed to insult my goddess, if you do this again in the future, our brothers will not have to do it."

Wu Ansheng was disheartened and patted the fat man's shoulder, "Brother Chen is angry, blame me for being too talkative, it's me who is nosy."

The fat man shook vigorously and shrugged the hand on his shoulder, "Brother Sheng, you are indeed excessive, why can't you see others well, Huihui said that she was coming, but she suddenly had an emergency."

Wu Ansheng said with a smile: "Yes, yes, I wish you two a hundred years in advance, a happy family, happiness and sorrow, and peace in the earth."

The fat man snorted coldly, and continued to pick up his mobile phone to chat with the goddess, but after chatting for a few words, a lewd smile appeared on the fat man's face again.

Wu Ansheng looked at this stupid hanger and secretly swore to himself: If I take care of the fat man's affairs in the future, I will be a stupid hanger.

Facts have proved that Wu Ansheng is indeed stupid.