Chapter 361: Just got mumps
I didn't expect this guy to come to this trick.
Tian Tian, who was sitting outside the living room, helped her earrings, and felt a chill all over her body.
In fact, she forgot to tell Duan Xiao that the miniAPM on his body was still a small monitor.
And the little cartoon stud earring she wears on her ear is the receiver.
At this time, all the movements from the kitchen were heard word for word in Tiantian's ears.
Even if she was young, she understood what the sound from the mouth of the beautiful sister just now represented, and she couldn't help but scold it again and again.
Phew, scumbag!
"What are you doing, let go of me!" Wen Muya pushed Duan Xiao away, gasping for air.
"Shh
Duan Xiao put up an index finger and put it on Wen Muya's mouth, and whispered, "You want your classmates to hear it, besides, there is another child outside." ”
Taking advantage of Wen Muya's lack of reaction, Duan Xiao pounced again.
All sanity is cleared, God knows how hard he endured during this time, what Buddha bones? What Buddha door?
To hell with the!
Take one step at a time, let him stand aside and watch Wen Muya kiss me and me with other men, he can't do it!
Wen Muya was a little confused by the kiss, feeling like she was drunk, completely immersed in Duan Xiao's enthusiasm. Hugging Duan Xiao's neck, she could feel Duan Xiao's sincerity towards her. If it weren't for the fact that this was in the kitchen of Zhou Zhou's house, it was estimated that there would be two people, and something would really happen.
"Yaya, I know you're angry that I haven't been looking for you in the past few days. Duan Xiao let go of Wen Muya and said.
"But I have my own problems, and you know, there is something wrong with my body, and I don't want to hurt you because of my problems!"
"But I can assure you that nothing really happened to me and Qin Shujun, Xuanyuan Sin said that the madness after losing his mind is short-lived, and then he will fall into a long coma. So I don't have a chance to have anything with Qin Shujun at all. ”
Duan Xiao wanted to explain something, but was interrupted by a strong slap from Wen Muya.
"Smack!"
Sitting in the living room with a loud voice, Tian Tian, who was listening to it seriously, was startled.
"Tiantian, what are you laughing at?"
Teacher Xiao Zhou asked inexplicably.
"It's nothing, it's nothing, who is that sister in Teacher Xiao Zhou's kitchen? ”
"She is my college classmate, her name is Wen Muya, you can call her Sister Wen. ”
The two people in the kitchen stood facing each other, and Duan Xiao covered his rapidly swollen cheeks, not to mention how aggrieved he was.
Before he could blame Wen Muya, a stinky woman, he didn't do it lightly or heavily. As a result, she actually made a preemptive strike and reddened her eyes in advance.
This is very embarrassing, Duan Xiao doesn't know what to say, obviously he was slapped in the face, is it okay?
How's that going on? It's like he's bullying her.
"I didn't cry, why are you still crying? Didn't you touch porcelain?" Duan Xiao complained.
was so angry that Wen Muya couldn't cry or laugh, and picked up a spatula casually.
"It's because of all that uncertain, so you want to stay away from me, don't you?"
Duan Xiao heard that Wen Muya was talking angrily, and he was immediately distressed.
clumsily wiped her red eyes.
"Don't cry, the snot bubbles are coming out in a while, it's ugly
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page)
......”
The end of not being able to speak is obvious, and in the next second, the spatula in Wen Muya's hand gave Duan Xiao a hearty lesson.
For a while, the kitchen was full of pots and pans.
No matter how good the sound insulation effect of Mr. Xiao Zhou's kitchen is, it can't stand the noise of these two people.
"Wen Muya, let me tell you, if you do this again, I will fight back!" Duan Xiao was forced to dodge around, and he didn't forget to say cruel words in his mouth, he meowed, doesn't Lao Tzu want to lose face?
"The surname is Duan, let me tell you that our accounts have not been settled yet, don't think that if you say a few good words, I can forgive you, there is no door!"
"Then what do you want!"
"Let's get married!"
"What?!!" Duan Xiao almost thought that his ears were pregnant, this woman was afraid that she was crazy, and she actually wanted to marry him.
Of course, if there is no such thing as a Buddha's bone, it is estimated that the two of them should get married after the year.
But didn't he already tell Wen Muya, what he said clearly, clearly!
"I said, I, we, get married!" Wen Muya was afraid that he would not hear, so she repeated it word by word.
"What are you kidding, you let the donkey kick in your brain? Or is it a tumor on your neck? Didn't I tell you, there is a big problem with my body, it is very serious, and it has not been solved in any way, and it may not be solved in the future, do you understand?" Duan Xiao scolded!
"You dare to scold me?" Wen Muya was shocked, this bastard actually dared to scold her?
Duan Xiao: "......".
Is Wen Muya's focus on going off track?
"No, can you care about the central idea of what I just said? You digress, do you know?"
"I'm not off topic, the argument now is: You dare to scold me?" Wen Muya said strongly.
Duan Xiao: "...... I can't marry you, at least not yet. ”
"I'll tell you! No matter what you do, I don't care! I'm not talking to you about this marriage, I'm informing you!" Wen Muya is worthy of being the president, and she grabbed Duan Xiao's collar domineeringly.
"Don't drag my clothes, it's not mine, it's expensive, you have to pay it back!" Duan Xiao's clothes were borrowed from Yan Ju, mainly because Yan Ju considered that it was really immoral for him to wear a pair of pajamas to meet the people of Group 7.
"I'm not short of money!" joke, isn't it just a torn dress, she Wen Muya is also a president, can't she even afford a piece of clothing?
"Let's go! In order to avoid long nights and dreams, we will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow to get our certificates. Wen Muya said.
"The Civil Affairs Bureau will not be at work tomorrow. ”
"After that year, the sooner the better. ”
"So, let's make a compromise, I'll go to a place for treatment in the next year, and if I can come back alive, we'll get married, and if I don't come back, I won't have to wait for me. ”
"No way!"
"If you can't do it, you have to do it, so it's decided! Otherwise, I'd rather die!"
Wen Muya understood that Duan Xiao chose to do this because she was afraid of delaying herself.
"What are you doing inside?" Finally, Teacher Xiao Zhou couldn't sit still outside, in fact, she was a relatively conservative woman, Wen Muya had been in the kitchen with a strange man for so long, and there was a lot of movement in the middle, after thinking about it, let's take a look first.
"I didn't ...... Nothing, we ...... Reminiscing about the old ...... "Wen Muya doesn't know why, there is a feeling that she has been caught cheating.
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page)
The eyes of the weak heart rolled wildly, and he didn't dare to look at Zhou Zhou.
"He ......" Zhou Zhou pointed to the bright red and translucent slap marks on Duan Xiao's face, as well as the spatula held in Wen Muya's hand.
Her instincts told her that something thrilling must be going on in the kitchen.
"He's fine. Wen Muya said.
As a result, the three of them just came out of the kitchen door, sat outside and prepared to watch a good show, and Tian Tian "poof" laughed out loud.
successfully provoked Duan Xiao with a knife eye.
The little girl doesn't care if she has these things or not, she just says:
"Duan Xiao, why are your cheeks so swollen?"
Through the monitor, Tian Tian knew very well what was going on in the kitchen, although she was ready, but Duan Xiao's high and swollen cheeks were still beyond her expectations, and that sister was really heavy.
"That...... He had mumps...... "Winmuya explained.
provoked Duan Xiao's dissatisfaction, the stinky woman who opened her eyes and said nonsense, how did he get mumps, the two of them knew it.
"Really, it was fine just now. "Tian Tian is not as reasonable as Teacher Xiao Zhou, so she has to break the casserole and ask to the end.
"Just ...... Just gotten. Emergency!" Wen Muya's face burned red, and she was so embarrassed that she was asked by a little girl who had nothing to say.
"I thought he had been beaten, but then again, this mumps is really ...... The god form has ...... "Tian Tian refers to the five finger prints that have not completely dissipated on Duan Xiao's face.
"Let's eat first! I'm already ready, Mr. Duan will stay and eat together!" Teacher Xiao Zhou naturally saw that the two of them were uncomfortable, and immediately played a round.
I didn't forget to stare at it, lest the world be chaotic.
This girl is so naughty.
"Yaya, come and help me serve food. ”
"Good!"
Wen Muya followed Zhou Zhou into the kitchen, leaving only Duan Xiao with his cheeks covered in the living room, and Tian Tian, who was sitting on the side chewing lollipops and watching a good show.
"Duan Xiao is not bad, he actually found such a beautiful wife. "Sweet little adults like a joke about Duan Xiao.
"What wife? children, don't talk nonsense. Duan Xiao glared at Tian Tian.
This little girl knows everything. Let's grow up eating hormones.
"Yaya, I can assure you that Qin Shujun and I really don't have anything. Tian Tian pinched her throat and learned
Duan Xiao learned the tone of his voice just now.
"You're listening to me?!" Duan Xiao's face turned green all of a sudden.
looked around at this little girl, and quickly locked his eyes on Tiantian's small earrings.
This thing looked no different from the earrings at first glance, but Duan Xiao keenly noticed that with the shaking of Tiantian's head, the amplitude of the two earrings was different.
This also means that the weight of the two earrings is different, obviously the same earrings, how can the focus be different, indicating that there must be something greasy in this, and the sweet monitor should be installed on the left earring with a slightly smaller swing amplitude.
Duan Xiao stretched out his hand to get it, but was rolled by Tian Tian and avoided it.
"What are you doing?"
"Give me something!" This little girl is so chicken thief that she can't guard against it.
"I warn you not to do anything, if you do this again, I'll cry!"
"You...... Little girl, you're not kind!" Duan Xiao really couldn't do anything about him for a while.
(End of chapter)