Chapter 192: Lying to You, I'm Not Human

He and Zhang Hao have been suffering from headaches for many years, if Gao Fei can treat Zhang Hao well, wouldn't it mean that his headache can also be cured?

"Don't worry, two big brothers, I will definitely cure you. Gao Fei had already figured out how to toss these two people in his heart, and said with a forced smile.

"Behave well, our brothers won't treat you badly. Soho said in a deep voice.

Gao Fei silently rubbed Zhang Hao's head, and said while rubbing: "I need paper and pen to write a prescription." ”

"It's in the ready-made drawer. Soho immediately took out a pen and paper from the drawer and put it on the table.

Gao Fei smiled slightly, massaged Zhang Hao for a while, and then began to pick up a pen and paper to write down the prescription.

A few minutes later, a piece of paper was written by Gao Fei, and then handed the prescription to Zhang Hao, but when Zhang Hao saw the content of the prescription after the results, his face turned ugly.

"Two big brothers, please believe me once, I am now in front of you, even if I have tricks, I don't dare to play in front of the two big brothers. ”

Gao Fei performed a groveling look and said: "The medicinal value of the silt at the bottom of the river is really very high, it can be called a century-old ginseng that grows in the water, and now many expensive medicines have the ingredients of the silt at the bottom of the river, but this kind of thing can't be on the table, so it won't be written in the ingredients of the medicine." ”

"What you kid said is true?"

Zhang Hao didn't believe that things like children's urine and mud at the bottom of the river could be used as medicine, and that they had a miraculous effect on treating his migraine.

But when he saw Gao Fei swearing an oath, he doubted the letter in his heart.

And he was also guessing in his heart that now Gao Fei was in front of their brothers, and there were more than 20 bodyguards inside and outside his villa, and this one in front of him looked like a coward, and he definitely didn't have the courage to deceive them.

Based on this consideration, Zhang Hao and the brothers glanced at each other and believed most of Gao Fei's words in their hearts.

In all these years, the two of them have never seen anyone who is not afraid of death, and they don't believe that the cowardly doctor in front of them dares to risk his life to play with them.

"Two big brothers, please give me a chance to treat you, I will definitely use the child's urine and the mud at the bottom of the river to repay your health and headache for the rest of your life. ”

Seeing that the two of them seemed to have believed in themselves, Gao Fei immediately put on a sworn expression.

"Little Wang Ba Calf, you must not play tricks, you know?"

Zhang Hao took a deep breath and said: "I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman today, and you will treat me according to the method you said, but I said ugly things in front of you, if you can't cure me." ”

"If I can't cure you, big brother, I won't complain if you kill me. Gao Fei said very clearly and preemptively.

"You said it yourself, I'll leave you here first, if you can't cure our brother's disease, then I'll cut off your arm and feed it to the dogs, and then chop you up and throw you into the sea to feed the fish." ”

Zhang Hao's fists were clenched, and the green tendons on his forehead were raised.

He was going to drink urine, and now he felt sick to his stomach at the thought of drinking a decoction made of the boy's urine and the mud at the bottom of the river. It's as if the body is going to be ruined by disgust.

"Come on, the people outside are all dead for me. Gritting his teeth, Zhang Hao shouted to drink.

Before his voice fell, five or six people ran in and stood in front of Zhang Hao respectfully.

"According to this prescription, give me the medicine, and the boy's urine will be cleaned for me according to the requirements of the prescription, and as for the silt at the bottom of the river, you will send someone to dig me a pound in the river behind the village. ”

Gritting his teeth and handing the prescription to his younger brother, the green tendons on Zhang Hao's forehead exploded like earthworms.

"Huh?"

"Big brother, are you not mistaken? This boy's urine says three catties of mud at the bottom of the river and one catty, are you going to eat this?"

The little brother who took the prescription looked shocked, he had been following Zhang Hao for several years, but he had never found that Zhang Hao had such a heavy taste of food and drink.

"Put your mother's nine-song serial fart, Lao Tzu uses these to cure diseases. ”

Zhang Hao was angry, and he almost fainted when he heard the little brother's heart-wrenching words, so he lifted a foot and put it on the little brother's body, and said angrily: "Hurry up and get rid of Lao Tzu, and find all the things that are remembered on it for me, do you know?"

"Got it. ”

"Don't worry, boss, we must have collected all the boy's urine, but are these three catties enough? ”

"I'll hand over the silt at the bottom of the river, boss, don't say you want a pound of silt, if you want a hundred pounds, I'll dig it back for you." ”

Several younger brothers immediately patted their chests to show their loyalty.

"Get out, Du Te Niang's get out of Lao Tzu. ”

Hearing the sworn words of this group of little brothers, Zhang Hao did not have the slightest joy but became angry, feeling that the group of subordinates he raised was really pig brains.

Just now he almost died of anger when he saw the urine and mud of the boy on the prescription, but now these little brothers are so good that they want to collect one hundred and eighty catties for themselves, which is really so angry that he almost vomits blood.

The kind of thing that makes him sick when he thinks about it, he doesn't even want to look at it, let alone use it to make medicine to cure diseases, and if he has a choice, he would rather spend more money on some expensive medicines than use such strange two things.

"Big brother, it's good for you to put a hundred hearts, both of you are congenital migraines, so ordinary medicines are ineffective against you. ”

Gao Feiqiang couldn't help laughing, and continued to brainwash the two of them and said, "Think about whether you have used many treatments over the years, but have they worked?"

"There's a fart effect, that is, a few years before the first treatment, it was slightly effective, but after that, no matter what method was used, it didn't work. Zhang Hao shouted.

"That's because you took the wrong medicine, and those drugs are no problem for ordinary migraines, but the situation of the two of you is not an ordinary headache. ”

Gao Fei continued to flicker: "The more this disease brought out of the mother's womb, the more difficult it is to treat, so the illness of the two eldest brothers must use miracle medicine to work. ”

"I'll believe you this time, but I'll tell you the ugly things first. Zhang Hao stared at Gao Fei with murderous eyes: "I will admit the matter of drinking urine and eating mud this time, but if I treat it according to the method you said, I will have to die if my headache is not cured." ”

"Big brother, don't worry, if you can't see immediate results after taking the medicine, I will jump off the building and fall to my death, and I will definitely not stain your hands. Goofy said with an oath.

Although he didn't diagnose the other party's condition for Zhang Hao, Gao Fei didn't have the idea of curing him at all, just thinking about coming over and letting the two brothers suffer first.

Anyway, the two brothers are going to take a complete break tonight and end their days like emperors, so what Goofy is doing now is deliberately playing tricks on them.

The boy's urine and the mud at the bottom of the river are nonsense at all, these two things were indeed used as drugs in ancient times, but after years of development, these two things have long been confirmed by scientific means to have no medicinal value.

Therefore, those two things are pure nonsense for Gao Fei, he will wait until Zhang Hao drinks the medicine and take advantage of the situation to give the other party moxibustion, so that the other party can feel that his ears and eyes are clear to confuse the other party, but they feel that the boy's urine and the mud at the bottom of the river are effective.

In short, he has already planned how to trick Zhang Hao's brothers this time, and now he is just carrying out the plan he made in his heart step by step.

"Big brother, I'm a little thirsty, can you bring me some water to drink. ”

Gao Fei pursed his lips and asked for water, but he secretly thought in his heart: Wait for you two to pee with me.

"There's water on the table and you can drink as much as you want. Zhang Hao stretched out his hand and pointed to the kettle on the table without thinking much about it.

"Don't worry, two big brothers, when I have drunk enough water, I will be more energetic to treat you. ”

Gao Fei's acting skills are getting better and better, and the expression on his face at this moment is like that of a senior dog.

"I hope you can really cure our brothers, as long as your medicine is useful and can cure our two brothers, you can do whatever you want. Zhang Hao said in a deep voice.