Chapter 43: You Call Me the Boss, I'll Teach You to Comb the Middle!
CHAPTER XLIII
Listening to Wang Xiaoming's fierce words, everyone present looked confused and looked at him with dull eyes.
Because Wang Xiaoming's voice is a very immature baby voice, it is very strange to hear him ask everyone to call him 'Dad'.
"Mao Du hasn't grown up yet, pretending to be horizontal here, do you really think you're the boss of the underworld?"
I don't know who in the crowd suddenly shouted, and everyone followed suit.
Wang Xiaoming's little face was stunned, and a thoughtful look appeared on his fair and immature little face, and he muttered: "It seems to be a little excessive." ”
Although Wang Xiaoming's voice was very small, everyone listened with their ears pricked up, and then nodded desperately one by one: "Yes, yes....."
"Look at it, you're still so young, call you dad, won't the generations be messed up?" The little curly hair who was talking to Wang Xiaoming before immediately said with a smile: "Save us some face!"
"Uh........." Wang Xiaoming let out a long groan, and under everyone's gaze, his little face said very seriously: "But....... I don't want to lose face, why do you want to lose face?"
Everyone couldn't help but stumble under their feet, secretly wondering what is the relationship between the two?
"Think about it, I don't want to lose face, you can't beat me one by one, why do you want to save face?" Wang Xiaoming said very innocently.
[Ding! The host does something that pretends to be crazy and stupid, and makes people have nothing to say, and gains +200 experience for trouble]
Wang Xiaoming smiled, looked at everyone present and said, "Therefore, you are not allowed to save face." ”
Everyone looked at Wang Xiaoming's evil smile and had a bad premonition, always feeling that something would happen next that they couldn't stop.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for saying a strong word, purely to do things, get experience +100 for doing things]
"Grass ..... Don't talk so much nonsense with him, I don't believe in evil anymore, there are so many of us together, and we can't get him a primary school student, if this is spread, people won't laugh off their big teeth, and they can't even get a little cub. A junior high school student led by him finally couldn't help it, thinking that he couldn't coax it now, otherwise the little cub in front of him would become more and more arrogant.
"It makes sense, even if he knows martial arts, there are so many of us, and we can't beat him? The second junior high school students led by him were also indignant, looking like they were gearing up, ready to rush over.
A smile appeared on Wang Xiaoming's face, and he shook his head helplessly, secretly thinking that these guys, have they forgotten how this baby disappeared just now?
"Stupid human beings!" When Wang Xiaoming was crowded by everyone, the small fist had already instantly condensed the fighting energy, and the strength of the nine-star great fighter completely burst out, this time, he directly crushed them with momentum.
"Enlightenment, !!"
When everyone rushed over, their faces were fierce, but when Wang Xiaoming was full of a vast fighting spirit and shook out, he was directly affected by an invisible wave of fighting spirit, and then flew away directly.
"Boom!"
A burst of air sounded, and everyone was shaken apart in an instant, and they fell dizzy one by one, and their mouths kept moaning in pain.
Wang Xiaoming withdrew his small fist, and blew in front of his small mouth, a smile appeared on his little face, and said: "You weak chickens, fighting against this baby, are simply mayflies shaking trees, not self-sufficient, stupid human beings, in front of this baby, you are ants." ”
[Ding! The host said a sentence of contempt for humans, purely to do things, friendly reminder, the host is also human, so you are also stupid, and congratulations to the host for gaining experience +500]
Wang Xiaoming doesn't care about this, after all, he feels good in his heart after a mouthful of addiction, and he has experience to take it.
Everyone groaned in pain, listening to Wang Xiaoming's words, they were all afraid, what kind of monster is this bear child, can he still do qigong in martial arts novels? ?
"Are you still fighting??" Wang Xiaoming walked over, looked at everyone and said, "Just ask if you are afraid???
Everyone shook their heads desperately and said in unison: "Don't fight, don't fight....... I'm scared!!"
"Oh?" a strange smile appeared on Wang Xiaoming's little face, and he said it smoothly.
"Okay, it's good if you're afraid, let's explain the two things. Wang Xiaoming stretched out two fingers that were slightly chubby and pink, and said very imposingly.
Everyone began to nod desperately as they struggled to get up.
"The first thing, in the future, this place will be under my control, do you have any opinions??" Wang Xiaoming said very arrogantly.
Everyone shook their heads neatly, indicating that they had no opinion.
However, many people are secretly thinking, anyway, this place is not completely under our control, it is useless if you want to ask us, you have to ask the big brother who is mixed in the road.
Therefore, many people are shaking their heads very tacitly.
Wang Xiaoming nodded very satisfied, and then said: "This second thing, you listen well, it is very important!"
"The one who took notes, don't work so hard, I said it's important, but don't take notes!"
Wang Xiaoming squinted and saw that a second-year junior high school student in the crowd was writing something with a pen, and hurriedly shouted.
Listening to Wang Xiaoming's instructions, the student put away his pen and lowered his head in embarrassment.
At this moment, everyone was looking at the seven-year-old child in front of them, and there was a sense of déjà vu that the school director was speaking sternly.
The atmosphere is very quiet at the moment, Wang Xiaoming feels that such an atmosphere is very suitable, and the atmosphere is up.
Under everyone's gaze, Wang Xiaoming took a step forward and said with a smile: "From now on...... You call me the boss, I'll teach you to comb the middle!!"
"Damn!"
"Rub!"
"I say!"
"Paralyzed!"
"Assi!"
“......”
That's what everyone is saying.
Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but say loudly: "Comb all for me, who doesn't comb for me, hum ......"
As he spoke, Wang Xiaoming raised his small fist under the horrified gaze of everyone, and continued fiercely: "Did you see this punch with a big punch? Believe it or not, the skull will be hit in the stomach for you!!"
Listening to Wang Xiaoming's words, a certain person in a group of people felt that this sentence was familiar, and couldn't help but weaken his legs.
"Boss!" everyone turned out to be serious, clenching their fists, very respectfully, and saluted in unison.
Because they have seen Wang Xiaoming's skills, they are indeed a little demonic, weird, and as terrifying as mythological characters.
The corners of Wang Xiaoming's mouth lifted a trace of arc, easily handled, and said to the system: "System, old rules!!"